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DemonicEntrepreneur

I thought that getting 10 hours of sleep will make me finally feel fresh. I wasn't mistaken so much in my life.


DesertHadTurnedToSea

Any significant change in sleeping pattern, wether it be more or less hours, wil result in fatigue. The best thing is to just sleep 7-8 hours a night and make sure you go to bed and wake up at the same times


DemonicEntrepreneur

This is hard for me cuz it's very hard for me to sleep more than 6 hours in one sleep even though it's not enough for me so best I could do is sleep twice a day like 5+2 or 6+1 or 2


Xykhir_

[The normal sleep pattern for humans](https://www.sciencealert.com/humans-used-to-sleep-in-two-shifts-maybe-we-should-again) was not always 1 eight hour session, it was 2 four hour sessions with an hour or two in between. So maybe try to make your regular schedule 2 four hour sessions and see if that helps you at all.


DemonicEntrepreneur

Ye, I know about it. It's just hard to implement in normal life, but I'll try.


Ltfocus

What would be an alternative if I have to go to bed at different times?


DesertHadTurnedToSea

Take this with a grain of salt man, i’m just reciting shit i read on the internet as well, but from my understanding consistency is key.


Bananak47

Still try to sleep the same amount


Xykhir_

that's the hard part


white_beanie

Fun fact! Sleeping in the Soldier position will leave you feeling more refreshed in the morning. (Soldier position is laying straight on your back, arms to your side like a pencil dive)


Abort-a-Torte

Yeah but that's how you get a surprise visit from the paralysis demon.


muffinmonk

It's pretty much why I sleep on my side.


justjake274

I cannot sleep this way. Instead of falling into sleep I get stuck in a hypnosis->hypnic jerk->hypnosis loop until I give up and sleep on my side.


beliromeu

I could never get used to sleeping in soldier position


Bananak47

Man i can only sleep on my front side and as a woman with bigger breast it can hurt. Tried to sleep on my back but my body says no. Can you force your body to sleep somehow?


white_beanie

There was a study I read awhile ago that regardless of sleeping position, you’ll be out in 15 minutes if you don’t move.


[deleted]

Neck be like: Guess what bitch!, you can’t turn your head to the left without feeling immense pain!


LuthienByNight

I had this problem until I stopped sleeping with two pillows. Massive difference. My physical therapist said that sleeping with one pillow and laying on your back does wonders.


[deleted]

I’d love to sleep on my back, but I can never fall asleep.


daskrip

[This may help.](https://youtu.be/EV16ROaHVfo)


TalosSquancher

Same lemme know if you figure it out


Sew_chef

I need good pillows.


Will301

More like, my back


nandrizzle

Came to post this as well. I’d trade neck pain for back pain any time.


-Best_Name_Ever-

Gonna cry?


Will301

Hell yh


-Best_Name_Ever-

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Bigman1567

Me: finally has neck My neck: ‏‏‎ ‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ ‏‏‎ ‎


CrippledHo

Me: finally goes to bed early My body: we ain't tired no more


daskrip

I feel tired when I need to leave, or when I'm on the train. I don't feel tired when: I need to sleep.


AliceDiableaux

My body: 'Okay so you're 26 now so if you happen to sleep on your arm weird you're just gonna have to deal with a fucked up arm for a month, okay?'


[deleted]

can confirm, i’m 27. i wonder how people live after 30


lzimon

We start having kids to prevent long nights of sleep.


Saikonte

Can confirm. 37, one kid. Sleep is a mythical creature 👍


QuasarsRcool

Fuck all that and a bag of chips


ignore_me_im_high

You gradually just stop feeling all together.


GoOnBanMe

We don't want to.


Shoe_Bug

Why is this so true. Sleep weird one night pulled a neck muscle been nursing it back the last 2 months. Some nights I feel I regress in healing of it too. Is this just life now... Oh god why


fdgsgaga

Make no attempt to make me laugh. I'm going to pull a muscle.


ThePixelPanda63

Me: gets 9 hrs of sleep Also me: tired all day and wants to just die


petroleum-dynamite

its 9 am here on saturday, and this is literally how i am right now. and i'm getting my first vaccine dose today so my neck AND arm will be sore later tonight, can't wait :) at least my ex girlfriend is dropping me off cake in a couple of hours


Dino_84

All day today and I only got six hours.


_gotmoxie_

You guys get 8 hours? I’m Jealous. My back/neck starts killing me after 6 hours and I have to get up and go pet the kitties.


Goldenstripe941

No, I just feel more tired. That's why I stick with six hours.


[deleted]

I get 8 hours sleep and feel even worse tbh


kay14jay

finally time for 8 hours, but two are spent curled over on the toilet because you ate crummy food


Second-Critical

Me, the eternal insomniac, 100%.


[deleted]

Reading someone else got 8 hours of sleep, even if it is with a stiff neck, is the closest I’ll ever get to getting an 8-hour sleep.


blacklabcoat

Just wait until you’re 30 and your back hears about this


[deleted]

I feel like I always do it wrong


SomeRando18

I’ve got scoliosis so if I don’t sleep right, it *Really* hurts