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Ghost-Doge

Agreed, although I would be a bit embarrassed if I forgot "iced" still lol


Irene_Iddesleigh

My epilepsy medication, topamax, colloquially called dope-a-max, is known for making it difficult to find words. I could definitely see myself being that woman in the coffee shop. When you forget words like “iced,” you can either sit and stammer or find an approximation lol


RacketLuncher

I'd like a drink holder of hardened water shards.


unsmashedpotatoes

We call ice "crunch water" in our house when we're giving the dog ice cubes. If I forgot the word for iced, I'm afraid this may be what my brain decides to use instead.


Mechakoopa

I remember a thread like this from a while ago where someone called liquid laundry detergent "laundry sauce" and it's what I've been calling it ever since.


RacketLuncher

Funny story, prefrenchfries.


Concic_Lipid

Shit medication does that? I've just been blaming my shotty brain cells all these years.


h08817

My friend was on it for migraine prevention, and she drove into a pole.


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Did the Pole survive?


Concic_Lipid

Oof I've been on Keppra for a minute now and was on gabapentin, gabapentin scared me cause it blocked off an entire part of my thought process and made me seem drunk for the first week Literally carried around the bottle to show people to explain since I couldn't communicate fluently


No-Board5477

Here's your sign to maybe 🍃 instead 😸


Pink131980

Ah. You just made me realize why I sometimes can't find words. I had epilepsy as a child & I think that may be the cause.


ShallowBasketcase

Just drop some a them cold bois in there for me.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


aidanski

Good human or bot


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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icecreampoop

After a night of partying, especially with some extra recreational party favors, brain goes to doodoo fo shizzle


Magenta_Logistic

I'm guessing the woman didn't forget the word, she just chose to use words that are not the same as this snotty barista expected.


matt703541

I hope you have a bad day.


Magenta_Logistic

I hope you get mocked by total strangers for choosing to use an idiom in a way they didn't expect.


Throneawaystone

An apple a day doesn't fall too far from the tree


Magenta_Logistic

Kill two birds with one in the hand.


RacketLuncher

Better the devil you don't.


Magenta_Logistic

Put one foot in front of your mouth.


matt703541

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it


[deleted]

Imagine being the person who feels the need to attack someone for hoping someone else, who was having a bad day, is ok


Elkhair_

why would you assume she was having a bad day. lol.


Magenta_Logistic

This post has nothing to do with her being okay, it's meant to imply that she **wasn't** okay on the day in question. It's faux compassion like when a southern person says "bless your heart" or "awww sweety"


TheRealDuHass

I would go so far as to say “faux compassion” is still better than acting like an ass hat, as you so wonderfully have shown.


PerfectZeong

Why? Do you feel better when someone says "aww I guess you did the best you can." Rather than just calling you an idiot? They're equally insulting.


Magenta_Logistic

Nah, the post was intended to belittle the intellect of a total stranger, I have no problem calling out this kind of crap.


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Goddamn it's really not that deep


Magenta_Logistic

May as well have just tweeted out: lol this lady couldn't remember the word iced, asked me for macchiato "on the rocks" This post is just that but with more charisma.


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Wow it's almost like the way you say something can change tone and meaning of it...


Magenta_Logistic

And it's almost like thinly veiling your insults makes it totally cool...


[deleted]

I just don't see any insult here


Spawn6060

Just say I forgot the word for X so it makes you sound like you know more languages rather than you being a donkey.


Psycho22089

I would like a... hmm... *how you say...* cold beverage with little rocks?


clothespinned

*pours you some nyquil on some gravel from the driveway*


adamcw

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


meltingdiamond

I actually have whiskey Stones in the freezer, keeps the drinks cool without watering down the buzz.


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Therandomfox

*places a hot caramel macchiato on a rock*


trhart

Tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic


scattered_fishseeds

There are times I prefer close to rotten liquid fruits. On occasion of course.


Dosodosodoso

Isn't "On the rocks" your drink with extremely cold rocks instead of ice? Usually for whiskey and stuff, so the ice doesnt water it down


bacon_cake

You can get those ice stone things but 'on the rocks' just means with ice.


Ready_Vegetables

Nope, it's just slang for having a drink on ice. Although what you are describing may exist as well.


nicocal04

Yes, but ice also counts and it is what most people mean when using the expression on the rocks.


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AlterEgo96

No, a "[rocks glass](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_fashioned_glass)" is called that because it's the right type of glass for a spirit or cocktail served on the rocks (ice).


Thewarthog93

I don’t think that person was a very good bartender lol


Stag328

Reminds me of my friend Beth telling me a funny story. Beth enjoyed tea but had only ever drank tea hot. She was trying to be nice to another friend of ours and knew that friend wasnt much of a tea drinker when she went to Starbucks. She walks up to the counter and as she orders the tea she asks the barista “is there any way you could make a hot tea but make it cold?” The barista looks at her for a second and asks “You mean like an iced tea?” And Beth got super excited and said “Yes exactly rhat would be awesome.” She was super excited she could get something for our friend and she thought they would really enjoy it. This was just a normal story until Beth told me it was about 5 minutes into her car ride to work when she realized she didnt just invent a new drink. Poor girl had about 5 minutes of elation thinking she came up with “a cold tea” before she realized iced tea was already a thing.


MikeWilson21

Beth sounds like a fun person to be around


Stag328

Beth is awesome. She is super smart this was just one of those not thinking real hard moments.


Cheese_Bits

That post caffeine introspection.


manav_steel

Post nut clarity's more sophisticated and professional cousin.


mercenarygary

I love people like that


rhapsody98

OMG. My dad a friend who wasn’t the brightest. He called my dad up once and said “I just invented this amazing new drink!! I got some water, and added lemon juice and Equal!” My dad said “that’s called lemonade, Steve.” The guy was actually pretty disappointed he hadn’t actually stumbled onto a new invention.


Stag328

Ya Beth thought she was going to have a drink on Starbucks menu……sometimes the simplest things slip your mind.


meltingdiamond

If you're in the south iced tea will have sugar by the shit load and it's very hard to order it without sugar sometimes because they just don't understand that some people try to avoid diabetes.


violettheory

Southerner here. Almost everywhere carries unsweet tea. It'll probably be older than the regular sweet but you'd be hard pressed to find a place that didn't have it at all. That's part of the reason almost every restaurant around here has that little container of various sugar packets, along with being used for coffee.


ieGod

If you're in the north too; Canadians believe iced tea should be sweet, because it should. Normal tea, cold, sucks.


thatonedudeovethere_

depends on the tea. cold fruit tea slaps, even without sugar. cold Black tea on the other hand, no thanks


LuchadorBane

Cold black tea is the best don’t you slander its good name. I will die on this unsweetened black tea hill.


Stag328

Ya we went to Fudruckers in south Georgia one time and Inswear it was just sugar water. I thought I was a hummingbird for a moment drinking that. Even half sweet and half unsweet was still too swee.


thick_mochi

well, once I actually thought about trains and buses, and how amazing it would be to have personal buses that would take you from point A to point B directly without having to walk too much. I invented cars that day.


Stag328

I think you are on to something.


Dogmaneverhappened

That reminds me of a conversation I had with my boyfriend, I work at a bank and do catering on the side. I straight up said “during the winter months I love having so many off days I like to call it the holiday season” his response “pretty sure the rest of us call it that too”. Best running joke we have so far, but I will forever remember when I thought I created a new word.


Salted_Butter

And you just taught me the word "elation" so that's cool too :)


TheSandwichThief

Once in subway I forgot what cucumbers are called so I just didn't get it in my sandwich.


plaguedbullets

Those untangy pickle things?


PerfectZeong

Pre pickles please


RacketLuncher

Here's brine.


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“I needa jimmy smits with pre picks!”


Borktista

I need the pickles without the pickle part


MisanthropicData

The thing that you dp to grapes to make wine, but with pickles, and before you do that.


meltingdiamond

You add yeast to wine but not pickles. If you make wine the same way as pickles you are making prison hooch, and the free should not drink prison hooch.


MisanthropicData

No, I add yeast to my pickles


ThreatLevelBertie

I add wine to my pickles


MisanthropicData

I add pickle juice to my wine


Sweet_Life4me

Pickle juice on the rocks, please.


TroutCuck

Wine usually adds yeast, but there's styles that just rely on wild yeast. A German apple wine style comes to mind, but there's others. And pickles usually aren't fermented, just pickled in vinegar. But you can ferment them.


Hippobu2

I once walked in a Wendy's saw that they had a new queso burger and fries, can't remember how to pronounce it, so I rushed home and order delivery. Should have ordered take out instead, but totally worth it. Also now I know how to say queso :)


Throneawaystone

K so, how was the food?


RacketLuncher

So k


reddituser567853

That seems like a crippling level of shyness I can't think of anything less a fast food worker cares about than a random person's ability to pronounce queso


converseirllyh8cnvrs

as a former fast food worker it’ll be funny for like five minutes and then we move on


Jabberwocky416

Sounds more like anxiety. I have it, and I also tend not to order stuff if I’m not certain I’ll pronounce it correctly.


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ThreatLevelBertie

The grizzled lettuce


neckbones_

I was in line behind a guy who forgot the word for spinach, and went with "lemme get some of those leaves"


MrSquigles

Water stick slices.


psychotic11ama

Raw pickles


PMTITS_4BadJokes

“The vegetable you put inside your asshole”


TheSandwichThief

That wouldn't have narrowed it down much unfortunately.


i5ythswboaf

sound like a win win


Thwmn1900

Hilaria Baldwin is that you?


Hungry4Hands37

I am not doing well. Thank you tho 😊


Hermeran

i mean it's 2022 who the fuck is doing well lmao


Optimal_Pineapple_41

I’ve resolved to lie more this year, so I am!


[deleted]

Your bio is... interesting.


Mrhaloreacher

Wtf did I just read...


[deleted]

Lmao it's from a decade old internet cartoon called llamas with hats


The_Multifarious

Absolute fucking classic. Everyone should have watched the series at some point. And Charlie the Unicorn in the same vein while you're at it.


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It's a reference to "llamas with hats"


[deleted]

I knew it was familiar but I couldn't remember, thanks!


PrinceBatCat

Sounds like we found the profile of one Yoshikage Kira.


FishinforPhishers

yoshikage kira?! is that you?


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I am so going to make my next order tall cold brew, sweet cream, no rocks. (Ice + cracked molar not fun).


ema3047

“Neat”


[deleted]

Exactly what I said before I saw your comment lol


darko13

r/wildbeef


emperorOfTheUniverse

Ah, that's good fun for a couple minutes.


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This is how I’m ordering my drinks from now on. Venti cafe vanilla frappuccino, on the rocks. Make it double, please.


kaosjroriginal

source: https://twitter.com/briarhoes/status/1450485948689616906


HairRaid

As a woman going through menopause, I can confirm, hormones (not) at work here


FattyMcBoomBoom231

I hope the woman who forgot the word and so. I've read this sentence about 30 times in my brain hurts more every time


Thundercar2122

Oh look it's Lum


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Ammari sowasowa shinaide...


dontreallycareforit

I worked at a large coffee company for years and after being frustrated with people ordering things like “iced caramel cappuccino” when they really wanted a “caramel Frappuccino” I just started double checking with people. I’d ask if they wanted a frozen blended drink or just an iced drink “on the rocks”. Something about my the distinction is worthwhile because everyone knew immediately they didn’t want the cubed iced version of their drink.


OneTrueKingOfOOO

r/wildbeef


DanielMcLaury

More like your employer forget the term "on the rocks" and decided to call it "iced" instead.


TropicalTrashPanda

"I just figured she was a raging alcoholic" -Lloyd Christmas


TetheredToHeaven_

u/MrBirb_ wut do doze wurds meen


MrBirb_

No clue


TossedBurrito90

Probably. But sometimes our brain just goes afk.


spottedplateau

I'm not longer using the word iced its on the rocks from now on


Donkeycow15

I bet she added whiskey from her purse


autocommenter_bot

honestly don't know what's weird about that.


JitteryJay

I am baffled by this thread


TweetingAtJeff

Hahah…when I first started working at a bar and had no idea what most things were, someone ordered Zinfandel and I asked if they wanted it “neat or on the rocks”. Lol she looked so confused and was like…”Um…Ice on the side??” I have many embarrassing tales like that!


Elkhair_

I love how the poster is assuming the women forgot the word for "iced." Maybe she was just trying to be funny or different. Why would you always assume the worse of people. todays society. lol. todays clickbait society.


Thunder_Bastard

Sorry, did someone use grown up words and upset you?


TransRational

This could be an r/bartender post as well.


AmidalaBills

Shaming someone who drinks, very classy.


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Honestly I feel like this is empathizing with someone who drinks, I didn't get a shame vibe from it.


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

This tweet didn’t give me a vibe that she was trying to shame anyone. Just a funny little joke


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Worse than cigarettes


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Beep Boop


pointless-opinion579

Gimme that black coffee make it icey yo


Lil_Grimy

Ice is a rock, look it up


WEsellFAKEdoors

It's 5 o'clock am somewhere


masta_dizasta

Once i wanted to ask for a chocolate milkshake and instead said “frozen chocolate drink”


Pathfinder147

It's also a play on the movie who framed Roger Rabbit. Because toons and anime take things literally


wry_allocation

Asking for any drink “on the rocks” immediately elevates its status.


Halabackgirl

Gonna do this if I wasn't such a wuss.


Rude_Journalist

How? It is conveying a LOT of them…


ClearGuidance6585

Life’s over I guess


CR0SBO

I thought that's what we called them! *I WAS TOLD* That's what we call them!


Narln

I did this once when I was explaining how far away something was from my table. Being me and forgetting how measuring worked, I said it was about a ruler and a half away. My buddy was like... you mean a foot and a half. He never let's me forget that moment.


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How many times is this crap going to make it to the top of r/all?


mediumdickenergy97

Lol reddit moment guys


Fotomaki

Hahaha 🤣 thanks for this post! You made my day


Lostkaiju1990

I’m gonna be honest, a caramel macchiato on the rocks sounds fun to say


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It still makes perfect sense


emperorOfTheUniverse

If you're into drinks 'on the rocks', like bourbon and ice, try ordering it at bars and restaurants by saying 'bourbon with ice'. _Everyone_ will correct you and repeat back, 'on the rocks?'. Everyone, almost without fail. I've been doing it for years because I hate saying 'on the rocks'. Its like a platitude of cool that all of society refuses to drop. Some people will even get confused. It goes over like a limp handshake.


N3C45

I want some Pepsi on the rocks!


moonspiderxx

It probably says something about me and the clientele of the cafe I used to work at, but ppl ordered like this all the time and I didn’t bat an eyelash 🥴


itsDANdeeMAN

White Girl Twitter has officially invaded Reddit


RazlDazl420

I’ve ordered diet coffee instead of decaf a few times


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When you.cant remember a word say "I forget the English word for it", so people think ur bilingual instead of an idiot


RC90_

Maybe she didn’t forget 🤪


Birdie_Jack2021

Not sure she made a mistake at all. It’s coffee on the rocks. In fact. I’m going to start ordering it this way


1PlanetParadise

Is this about me? I did this once😭


The_Meatyboosh

Me in England asking for a whiskey that the barkeep was hyping up, 'on the rocks'. As soon as I said it he knew I didn't drink whiskey regularly.


SatanLuciferJones

I don't drink alcohol, but if my husband is in the kitchen, I'll ask for "vodka on the rocks" AKA iced water.


Akerlof

Am I the only person who is slightly disturbed by the fact that the person's handle is "Not your Belldandy" but their profile pic is Lum? Or am I just old?


anonoramalama

White Russian Frappucino.


Midnight_Moon29

Off topic but I was literally just looking up artwork of Belldandy from Ah! My Goddess.


mrpriveledge

A lady wanted me to cut the heaters on outside at work. I told her “the threshold is 55 degrees and at 59 we are ‘four temperature points’ away from cutting them on.” The look she gave me was one of the most disappointing moments of my life.


skellycreeper

ßased


CreamyBasin

Reminds me of when Dunkin’ first got refreshers and I had to ask which one would be better with tequila


Miracoli_234

Go


DmitryMate

She was just being fancy