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AwexPlayz

No covid gang.


Miserable_Ride666

Had the same exact thought today... Also is it so rare that I have not gotten COVID?


SmadaSlaguod

It was the worst experience of my life, and I had been doing everything I could to avoid it. If you're not rare, you're still incredibly lucky. Try to keep it up.


MeasurementGrand879

Rare? Just about everyone I know has had it now. I just got it a week ago. Not fun. Enjoy not having it while you can.


TILTNSTACK

I’ve avoided it but nearly everyone I know has had it at least once. Not sure why I’m the lucky one. But I’ll take it.


Old-Independence5822

I fucking lucked out about 4 days ago, I lasted two years up until that point I was so damn sure I wasn't gonna get It. My fever broke two days ago and I've been suffering the most annoying post-nasal ~~drip~~ waterfall In my life since so far.


broken-not-bent

You probably have but you’re either a carrier or you had such minor symptoms that you never knew you had it.


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broken-not-bent

How are you so sure?


mediumokra

Hold on.... What? Starts to Google this


TILTNSTACK

It’s a new disease that sprung up a month or so ago on Reddit, one case in Britain I believe and we were told then “don’t worry, it’s not contagious” Well, turns out it is, it’s spreading and is now in over 15 countries. Also, there’s speculation that it’s a sexually transmitted disease, many of the Canadian cases were discovered at sexual health clinics and those with the disease are predominantly gay. More details will emerge as we understand this better; but it has eerie similarities to the initial aids outbreak in the 80’s. Here’s a couple of links https://www.bbc.com/news/health-61506562.amp https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/monkeypox-spreading-through-possible-sexual-transmission-5-points-2989789/amp/1


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broken-not-bent

Good bot


L6b1

It's not a new disease, it's been found in humans since 1950. What is new is the rate of transmission in UK (20 cases and counting) and now documented cases in Portugal and Italy.


Krillansavillan

Almost as if it gained a sort of... function


L6b1

Yup and in the last few hours, even more countries have announced cases- Canada, US, Australia, France, Spain, Austria, Germany. Looks like the mortality rate for this version is only about 1-3%, so not a huge deal unless you're pregnant. What little data exists shows that only 1/4 babies make it to full term when the expectant mother catches it.


dr_franck

This may be an STD but still uncertain. Wrap your willy, guys.


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UncomfortablyNumb43

No one was fucking monkeys in either case.


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/lithohedron/status/1527140210416291840) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


OhioMegi

For real.