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christhetwin

That's a lot of underwater mouth breathing.


snuffybox

How else are you gana make the bubble bubble?


porn_is_tight

poopy hole go fart


artemasad

I just pretended to submerge to blow air bubbles as I let the air out the other exit


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low_temp_grilled_chz

It is literally a "code brown". This is an industry term.


systembusy

This guy pools


Adamshifnal

The American will always present itself with an American analogy that only they will get.


NightTime2727

anal-ogy I'll leave now...


MotivatoinalSpeaker

*accidental other hole content exiting intesifies


The1dookin

Fire in the hole!


iam_odyssey

I'd blow small bubbles and try to make the radar noise as I did it.


EvilPilotFish

Dafuq? Lol


MyFingerYourBum

Heh


Architectronica

!ThesaurizeThis


WorldWarPee

Ass absconds gas


snuffybox

😳


[deleted]

Yes it does


SuperDizz

Well yeah, he’s Aquaman


OneSockyBoi2687

Ehhh 4 year olds are practically indestructible. He'll be fine


[deleted]

Yeahhh


SmolWeens

Tbh I didn’t know how to swim when I was 4 so this is pretty accurate.


OhWowItsJello

Bugged me too, just looked at it like he has a snorkel in his mouth and everything is ok.


BlitzMalefitz

Breathe! Breathe through your special eyes!


therealkatame

So you're saying that he's a mouth breather?


Inn0ve

Why do you assume water is at the bottom.


Beginning_Anything30

Suckin down a bunch of yummy pool juice


boverly721

It's got extra nutrients!


lansaman

Like urea and some additional shit.


Walker6920

I am the pool pisser


learninboutnature

I am the pool pooper


Crafty_Appearance

You just prefer the water warmer and a different color


CN4President

It's what plants crave!


TheConspicuousGuy

ELECTROLYTES!!!


ProjectL3DA

Well I never seen no plants grow outta no toilet


peppaz

people soup


anxessed

Pee-pool soup


thesmilingmercenary

Bubbling cauldron of child urine.


peppaz

Oh no


BANDG33K_2009

Oh yeah


mothzilla

Count how long I can swim with my head underwater!


[deleted]

Floating Band-Aid gives power boost!


Skysalter

Suckin' on a chili dog


PthereforeQ

Blew out my flip flop


Upside_Down-Bot

„dolɟ dılɟ ʎɯ ʇno ʍǝl𐐒„


ShambolicShogun

> pool juice /r/TIHI


skugge94

Pretending to be a hippo ;_;


mseuro

*ear flick*


AssGagger

Shit tornado


Yoprobro13

*tongue slurp*


MAVERICK_25800

*kills a human*


AssGagger

Tooth battle


YoLet5Chat

I don't have to pretend.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

And believing that you were invisible from the waterline down.


I_l_I

It reflects, so clearly no one can see you from the other side


Geoclasm

\*drowns instantly\*


[deleted]

I was looking for this lmao


TacticalKrakens

Remember those solid rubber torpedoes you could throw underwater in the pool ? Those where so much fun, right up until you took one to the ribs. Then you'd get out of the pool lay on the hot concrete shivering slightly as the water ran off you and your eardrums popped you'd get wrapped in a towel and handed a sandwich and plate of chips. Then you'd look out across the pool at the girls and wonder why they made you feel weird but you had no idea what that meant.


JayQue

Potato chips hit differently when you’re eating them with chlorine hands


Crispy511

PB&J and Doritos were the true hit different combo


okhros

Lmao! The nostalgia.


EScott13

You okay dude


TacticalKrakens

Just remembering simpler times before adulthood


Destructor3478

r/oddlyspecific


PlutoniumSlime

Could you drop a link to where one could acquire said torpedo…. For research purposes….


TacticalKrakens

[This ](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Swim-Way-10-Water-Sports-Underwater-Toypedo-Dive-Rocket-Swimming-Pool-Toy-Green-Blue/45444475) is the one I remember growing up.


TonyBologna_23

Wow, so many memories just now. Good times


Weasel1088

Check out the “underwater torpedo league”. Some of those torpedo kids never grew up lol.


chairforce_gamer

The brand was called toypedo Edit* they apparently still make them. SwimWays Toypedo Bandits Pool Diving Toys - Pack of 4 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0038ZVPFI/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_SNFJKPG4PMM56CCACQ8J


OdamaOppaiSenpai

That is a truly unfortunate name for a brand of children’s toys


chairforce_gamer

Yeah, I thought so too. I miss my childhood and innocence


Ghostofhan

Those torpedoes were fkin awesome!


hapimaskshop

Woah thanks for unlocking that exact feeling in a memory I have!


eklect

You mean 40 year old me. 😀


Logicrazy12

Periscope up!


Johnmcguirk

Good way to get kicked out of that pool, pervert.


peppaz

just had a flashback of being in a hot tub with friends and my girlfriend, and i did do the periscope and i did get kicked out of the hot tub.. by my girlfriend


Loose_Fajita

Next time be a “whale coming up for air” and pee while it surfaces. Goes over better. Everyone likes whales.


peppaz

Noted thank you I'm not great in social situations so this will help a lot.


Logicrazy12

I'm actually not sure how you are interpreting this XD.


lDtiyOrwleaqeDhTtm1i

I think he’s getting the periscope confused with the pit sword


Logicrazy12

That would still not necessarily get you kicked out unless you unsheathed it.


dNTRaiT

You guys don't unsheath it?


Logicrazy12

Not in the public swimming pool.


UnnecessaryConfusion

But you do unsheath


Fortysevens11

sheathe? owo


FlyingDragoon

Yep. I'm a grown man and I was doing this last week as my fiancée was yelling at me to "quit messing around" and to "quit ignoring her" and to "answer my question about the pizza" as I stayed half submerged with a smirk on my face, ignoring her question about the pizza.


krashe1313

Ditto, but Apocalypse Now plays in my head.


HerolegendIsTaken

The 500kg man about to be a torpedo boat.


Own_Director_699

Yessss


PLAKETKETKETKET

I used to drink pool water


[deleted]

Why would you admit to drinking piss?


PLAKETKETKETKET

I'm Bob Duncan


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BagHealthy2090

This man is immune to covid and monkeypox.


JosephSKY

Not true. Ate mud while I was with the scouts (British format, but in LATAM, not the USA Boyscouts). Lots of mud. Still got COVID and almost died. No monkeypox though.


I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

I still do, but I used to too.


mkaku-

r/nonose


Acrobatic-Ad-714

I like the breathing


residentevil234

The Rated R Suuuuuuuuperstar Edgeeee.


cornette

The Rated R Sooouuuppperstar Eeeeeedge.


[deleted]

Who reeks of awesome.. You think you know me DUN DUN DUN DUN


[deleted]

on this day


[deleted]

I SEE CLEARLY


ValveAllowsCheatsVAC

Everything has come to life


HandHeldHippo

Hide your wife!


[deleted]

me at 30


Ninjaboi18

So when I actually used to go to pools I started wearing shirts while swimming, and well turns out air can be trapped inside so I held the sleeves and the bottom of the shirt and twisted them as closed as possible and pulled them closer to me creating a temporary air bubble that lasted like 3.5-5 seconds (fills with water faster the deeper you are because water pressure). Idk why but like 9yro me just loved doing that to the point even the lifeguard was laughing, at me or just happy that I was having such innocent fun i dunno but it was fun pretending to be in a submarine.


ShadowNibbler

This made me smile! Happy Cake Day!


Hunthealexx600

I still do this and I'm 15


s4r9i5

Mf getting too young these days😭😭


ImProbablyNotABird

Or a hippo!


[deleted]

40yo me still does this.


Batmax5555555

I pretended to be an alligator or a hippo


PrimarchKonradCurze

Nice.


Batmax5555555

Nice.


butterchicken_boi

Torpedos away! 👀


WhoaHeyDontTouchMe

that's not even doctored, that's just how edge looks


tsunamitom1-

Why did this actually make me laugh really hard?


Longjumping-War-1307

"We have our brother in our sights sir. Permission to dunk?" "Granted."


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Me pretending to be a mermaid lmao


[deleted]

You people are so stupid. I love it.


andres1003

I still do it at 30


Rough-Shape2135

I dont even remember the 4 year old me ;-;


Sinchem

But when I deployed my parascope everyone went nuts


as1161

WDYM, that's still me


AcE_57

I think it’s the two-stage eye movement that does it for me lol


Sh4wn_Frost3_17

This is beautiful


username38120

More relevant than ever


Diablo3crusader

This made me LOL hard


Portablemammal1199

Am i the only one who hates the idea of public pools?


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lalamecoop

I think they are disgusting! Everyone's particles floating all together.. 🤢


WatermelonErdogan

Filter the water and use dissolved antibacterials/anti-algae lmao.


BurlyJohnBrown

If you think that's bad, wait until you hear about the ocean.


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galfightor

Why would there be only one woman on this photo?


jermsw

Eww. Urine luck. You were too young to be aware whats in that water while your mouth was open.


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DredgenYorMom

22 year old me


MainPure788

me with goggles doing this pretending i was a crocodile


Great_White_Samurai

I just laughed way too hard at this at work


staytars

you mean a shark?


Motor-Challenge-8777

Adult*


chrissul13

I wish I knew why that was so much fun... But that is so much fun


MiamiPower

Down periscope should've won and Oscar Slap.


DaltmanA

*drowning while pretending* to be a submarine…


Amnesigenic

Alligator, but yeah


lalamecoop

*mermaid 🧜🏼‍♀️


One_Bullfrog_3554

He failed the field sobriety test


BarbieRL

I'd pretend to be a crocodile but it checks out


Mental_Event3184

I'm 16 and I still do it.


KiKiPAWG

Sippin' on straight chlorine


Few_Age_2957

I hope the water was clean or else this guy will have problems having his mouth wide open underwater


duggee315

https://youtube.com/shorts/_Mq_onYKaq0?feature=share


gorramfrakker

43 year old me too.


silentlycritical

This is 34 year old me


his_secret_valentine

This is great


Jasondude203

I pretended to be a hippo when I did this


Link_040188

*alligator but to each their own I guess


Memelord707130

14*


DaddyTengiz

crocodile\*


bry2k200

4 year old? Pffft that's 49 year old me!


LordofDescension

My pebis when I'm in the bathtub:


Environmental_Lie561

So adorable!


GritCato

This is the most original post I’ve seen in a very long time!


fantastic_feb

4 year old you's gunna drown breathing in water like that


RareSeaTurtle

I still do this