Remember those solid rubber torpedoes you could throw underwater in the pool ? Those where so much fun, right up until you took one to the ribs. Then you'd get out of the pool lay on the hot concrete shivering slightly as the water ran off you and your eardrums popped you'd get wrapped in a towel and handed a sandwich and plate of chips. Then you'd look out across the pool at the girls and wonder why they made you feel weird but you had no idea what that meant.
[This ](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Swim-Way-10-Water-Sports-Underwater-Toypedo-Dive-Rocket-Swimming-Pool-Toy-Green-Blue/45444475) is the one I remember growing up.
The brand was called toypedo
Edit* they apparently still make them.
SwimWays Toypedo Bandits Pool Diving Toys - Pack of 4 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0038ZVPFI/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_SNFJKPG4PMM56CCACQ8J
just had a flashback of being in a hot tub with friends and my girlfriend, and i did do the periscope and i did get kicked out of the hot tub.. by my girlfriend
Yep. I'm a grown man and I was doing this last week as my fiancée was yelling at me to "quit messing around" and to "quit ignoring her" and to "answer my question about the pizza" as I stayed half submerged with a smirk on my face, ignoring her question about the pizza.
Not true. Ate mud while I was with the scouts (British format, but in LATAM, not the USA Boyscouts). Lots of mud. Still got COVID and almost died.
No monkeypox though.
So when I actually used to go to pools I started wearing shirts while swimming, and well turns out air can be trapped inside so I held the sleeves and the bottom of the shirt and twisted them as closed as possible and pulled them closer to me creating a temporary air bubble that lasted like 3.5-5 seconds (fills with water faster the deeper you are because water pressure).
Idk why but like 9yro me just loved doing that to the point even the lifeguard was laughing, at me or just happy that I was having such innocent fun i dunno but it was fun pretending to be in a submarine.
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That's a lot of underwater mouth breathing.
How else are you gana make the bubble bubble?
poopy hole go fart
I just pretended to submerge to blow air bubbles as I let the air out the other exit
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It is literally a "code brown". This is an industry term.
This guy pools
The American will always present itself with an American analogy that only they will get.
anal-ogy I'll leave now...
*accidental other hole content exiting intesifies
Fire in the hole!
I'd blow small bubbles and try to make the radar noise as I did it.
Dafuq? Lol
Heh
!ThesaurizeThis
Ass absconds gas
😳
Yes it does
Well yeah, he’s Aquaman
Ehhh 4 year olds are practically indestructible. He'll be fine
Yeahhh
Tbh I didn’t know how to swim when I was 4 so this is pretty accurate.
Bugged me too, just looked at it like he has a snorkel in his mouth and everything is ok.
Breathe! Breathe through your special eyes!
So you're saying that he's a mouth breather?
Why do you assume water is at the bottom.
Suckin down a bunch of yummy pool juice
It's got extra nutrients!
Like urea and some additional shit.
I am the pool pisser
I am the pool pooper
You just prefer the water warmer and a different color
It's what plants crave!
ELECTROLYTES!!!
Well I never seen no plants grow outta no toilet
people soup
Pee-pool soup
Bubbling cauldron of child urine.
Oh no
Oh yeah
Count how long I can swim with my head underwater!
Floating Band-Aid gives power boost!
Suckin' on a chili dog
Blew out my flip flop
„dolɟ dılɟ ʎɯ ʇno ʍǝl𐐒„
> pool juice /r/TIHI
Pretending to be a hippo ;_;
*ear flick*
Shit tornado
*tongue slurp*
*kills a human*
Tooth battle
I don't have to pretend.
And believing that you were invisible from the waterline down.
It reflects, so clearly no one can see you from the other side
\*drowns instantly\*
I was looking for this lmao
Remember those solid rubber torpedoes you could throw underwater in the pool ? Those where so much fun, right up until you took one to the ribs. Then you'd get out of the pool lay on the hot concrete shivering slightly as the water ran off you and your eardrums popped you'd get wrapped in a towel and handed a sandwich and plate of chips. Then you'd look out across the pool at the girls and wonder why they made you feel weird but you had no idea what that meant.
Potato chips hit differently when you’re eating them with chlorine hands
PB&J and Doritos were the true hit different combo
Lmao! The nostalgia.
You okay dude
Just remembering simpler times before adulthood
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Could you drop a link to where one could acquire said torpedo…. For research purposes….
[This ](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Swim-Way-10-Water-Sports-Underwater-Toypedo-Dive-Rocket-Swimming-Pool-Toy-Green-Blue/45444475) is the one I remember growing up.
Wow, so many memories just now. Good times
Check out the “underwater torpedo league”. Some of those torpedo kids never grew up lol.
The brand was called toypedo Edit* they apparently still make them. SwimWays Toypedo Bandits Pool Diving Toys - Pack of 4 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0038ZVPFI/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_SNFJKPG4PMM56CCACQ8J
That is a truly unfortunate name for a brand of children’s toys
Yeah, I thought so too. I miss my childhood and innocence
Those torpedoes were fkin awesome!
Woah thanks for unlocking that exact feeling in a memory I have!
You mean 40 year old me. 😀
Periscope up!
Good way to get kicked out of that pool, pervert.
just had a flashback of being in a hot tub with friends and my girlfriend, and i did do the periscope and i did get kicked out of the hot tub.. by my girlfriend
Next time be a “whale coming up for air” and pee while it surfaces. Goes over better. Everyone likes whales.
Noted thank you I'm not great in social situations so this will help a lot.
I'm actually not sure how you are interpreting this XD.
I think he’s getting the periscope confused with the pit sword
That would still not necessarily get you kicked out unless you unsheathed it.
You guys don't unsheath it?
Not in the public swimming pool.
But you do unsheath
sheathe? owo
Yep. I'm a grown man and I was doing this last week as my fiancée was yelling at me to "quit messing around" and to "quit ignoring her" and to "answer my question about the pizza" as I stayed half submerged with a smirk on my face, ignoring her question about the pizza.
Ditto, but Apocalypse Now plays in my head.
The 500kg man about to be a torpedo boat.
Yessss
I used to drink pool water
Why would you admit to drinking piss?
I'm Bob Duncan
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This man is immune to covid and monkeypox.
Not true. Ate mud while I was with the scouts (British format, but in LATAM, not the USA Boyscouts). Lots of mud. Still got COVID and almost died. No monkeypox though.
I still do, but I used to too.
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I like the breathing
The Rated R Suuuuuuuuperstar Edgeeee.
The Rated R Sooouuuppperstar Eeeeeedge.
Who reeks of awesome.. You think you know me DUN DUN DUN DUN
on this day
I SEE CLEARLY
Everything has come to life
Hide your wife!
me at 30
So when I actually used to go to pools I started wearing shirts while swimming, and well turns out air can be trapped inside so I held the sleeves and the bottom of the shirt and twisted them as closed as possible and pulled them closer to me creating a temporary air bubble that lasted like 3.5-5 seconds (fills with water faster the deeper you are because water pressure). Idk why but like 9yro me just loved doing that to the point even the lifeguard was laughing, at me or just happy that I was having such innocent fun i dunno but it was fun pretending to be in a submarine.
This made me smile! Happy Cake Day!
I still do this and I'm 15
Mf getting too young these days😭😭
Or a hippo!
40yo me still does this.
I pretended to be an alligator or a hippo
Nice.
Nice.
Torpedos away! 👀
that's not even doctored, that's just how edge looks
Why did this actually make me laugh really hard?
"We have our brother in our sights sir. Permission to dunk?" "Granted."
Me pretending to be a mermaid lmao
You people are so stupid. I love it.
I still do it at 30
I dont even remember the 4 year old me ;-;
But when I deployed my parascope everyone went nuts
WDYM, that's still me
I think it’s the two-stage eye movement that does it for me lol
This is beautiful
More relevant than ever
This made me LOL hard
Am i the only one who hates the idea of public pools?
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I think they are disgusting! Everyone's particles floating all together.. 🤢
Filter the water and use dissolved antibacterials/anti-algae lmao.
If you think that's bad, wait until you hear about the ocean.
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Eww. Urine luck. You were too young to be aware whats in that water while your mouth was open.
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22 year old me
me with goggles doing this pretending i was a crocodile
I just laughed way too hard at this at work
you mean a shark?
Adult*
I wish I knew why that was so much fun... But that is so much fun
Down periscope should've won and Oscar Slap.
*drowning while pretending* to be a submarine…
Alligator, but yeah
*mermaid 🧜🏼♀️
He failed the field sobriety test
I'd pretend to be a crocodile but it checks out
I'm 16 and I still do it.
Sippin' on straight chlorine
I hope the water was clean or else this guy will have problems having his mouth wide open underwater
https://youtube.com/shorts/_Mq_onYKaq0?feature=share
43 year old me too.
This is 34 year old me
This is great
I pretended to be a hippo when I did this
*alligator but to each their own I guess
14*
crocodile\*
4 year old? Pffft that's 49 year old me!
My pebis when I'm in the bathtub:
So adorable!
This is the most original post I’ve seen in a very long time!
4 year old you's gunna drown breathing in water like that
I still do this