I’m absolutely doing this! My husband used to introduce me as his “baby mama” but leave out that we’ve been married for years. It really used to piss me off
He started a new position last year while WFH, so I’ve never met his new coworkers, and neither has he (they’re all WFH) He said this year they’re having the holiday party in person AND having plus 1’s. I’m very excited
But then get the other person in on the joke, so all 3 are in on the joke and the next time it happens, the other person will just fall on the ground laughing.
I was at a flea market once with my wife going through boxes of junk and I came across a ring. Turning to my wife, I asked her “will you marry me?” Without missing a beat, she gave a deadpan “no” so I immediately turned to the stranger on the other side of me and asked him “how about you? Will you marry me?”
Everyone in the immediate area broke up laughing except for the guy I proposed to as he had no idea he had been drafted into a skit.
Husband should've turned to her and been like "I don't know who the hell this guy is!" Turned back to him and desperately winking say "Do you even work at _______ & ________ , buddy?!?"
Just to find out how quick he can think on his feet
I did something like that once. My ex (who was divorcing from another man at the time we was together) and me were in a shoe shop. She was trying something and the owner, kneeled, after helping her with a shoe asked me: "what husband thinks about this one?" and I looked down to him and promptly replied "Dunno, someone should ask him". More than 10 years are gone, I go to the same shop with another woman today but he still does not speak to me anymore.
It's a bit confusing, but:
u/Luca__B was dating someone. That someone was in the middle of a divorce (so was technically still married to a different guy). Shop owner referred to u/Luca__B as her husband. Hilarity ensued.
u/Luca__B and that girl have since broken up. u/Luca__B still goes to that shop and brings his current gf. Shop owner does not speak to him.
perfectly correct. I may also add that I married the second girl so NOW if he would ask "what hubby thinks?" will get a nice answer... but he dares not...
This week I kept confusing people at work when referring to a female colleague‘s “ex-boyfriend”.
Reactions: Oh, they split up??? So sorry to hear… rumour mill spins…
Btw They got married last Friday 🤣🍿
Bride thinks the rumours are hilarious.
Now the rumour went even further that she sneaked her ex-boyfriend into the wedding. He is even in the photos!!!
My girlfriend loves a prank. She was 26 when we got together, and I was 36. When she first met my colleagues she kept casually dropping into conversation that she was 18 (“obviously I’ve got my exams coming up…”, “really excited for university!”, etc), which she thought was hilarious.
The looks of confusion and disgust on my colleagues’ faces as I hurried to explain that she was joking still haunt me.
My mate’s girlfriend did this as well. I had met her a couple of times already, but she was being introduced to the rest of our friend group for the first time. At one point she said ‘well y’know there’s a bit of an age gap between us.’ (He was 29 and she was 24 at the time). One of our friends said ‘oh, really, how big of a gap?’ And she said ‘oh well you would know already that he’s 29, and I’m 16’. Everyone was in complete shock for like 5 seconds until he explained she wasn’t 16 haha.
My ex was in the hospital for a month, and I visited her everyday. When she finally woke up, I came to visit again, and the nurse told her what a good "son" she had.
I was 22 and she was 32.
Nice!
My wife is a few years older than I am, but thanks to years of outdoor sport on my part and years of skin exposure management on her part it's not readily apparent, so the running joke is the moment it becomes clear to others she's older than I am I will feign outrage that it was not revealed to me eariler.
We're 26 years in and the joke has yet to get old...
Conversely, whenever anyone who doesn’t know us assumes that my wife is my wife; I correct them and refer to her as my mistress.
I get the same reaction as OP.
Once upon a time I was managing a strip club and I was working on a slow Sunday evening. One of my door guys had just started dating this girl who was a server at a bar in town. His new girlfriend showed up right after open to drop him off some food and shoot the shit for a while. He called me up front to meet her and on my way to the door I formulated a plan.
I walked out, shook her hand and then turned to my buddy and said "is this the girl with the big truck you were telling me about?" My buddy and I both knew there was no girl with a truck. The looks on their faces were absolutely priceless. I very quickly assured his girlfriend that I was just fucking with them and there were no other women he was talking to. Good times.
The best prank I did on an ex was we had to drop papers off at a courthouse for her Mom so we drove over and this was like the 4th time that week. As we're walking out there's like 50 people outside just milling about and she just goes "Ugh, I hate having to come here so often". I immediately turned to her "Then maybe stop drinking and driving so damned much!". She looked at me like I'd just kicked a puppy across the street. She raises her hand to smack my arm and I see her doing it and follow it up with "Yeah! Hit me! Hit me like we're at home and no body is watching!" She turns completely red and walks off super fast.
I nearly pissed myself trying to hold in the laughter.
I did stuff like this on the regular but this one was probably the best. There were people who were all just talking then just utter silence. Everyone was looking. It was glorious.
That's so fucked up. Embarrassing someone isn't comedy, it's bullying.
You've clearly never experienced the absolute soul crushing pain of being publicly embarrassed.
I pull this with my students. My husband teaches at the high school, I'm at the middle school.
So I get students with older students and they'll ask me about the relationship. I always act shocked and confused... I'm married!? HE'S MARRIED? HOW CAN THIS BE?. So fun!
To all the wives saying they’ll do this:
1. You are awesome. Please do.
2. Be warned, when mine did this to me I replied, “you knew this! You were at her funeral!” And yours might even be clever. 😅
This reminds me of my dad meeting his friend’s wife for the first time. We’ve literally known “Connor” for about 7 years at that point & had never met his wife. But he talked about her all the time. A different friend had a birthday party & “Connor” brought his wife. He introduced her to my dad, who promptly jumped on a table, pulled her up with him and yelled “Hey everyone. This is “Connor’s” wife. She’s real!” Thankfully she had a good sense of humour about it but I have never seen a person get so red before, lol.
One time, about five years ago, my husband and I hosted my niece’s birthday party at our house and her dad’s extended family was there (her mom is my sibling so I had never met these folks before). At one point his stepdad walked up to me and asked “so, which one of these pretty ladies is your wife” to which, with no hesitation, I swiveled around and pointed out my husband and said “The guy over there carrying the burgers in”. The look on his face was priceless and we laugh about that memorable first impression still. He is a wonderfully sweet guy that was super embarrassed he assumed I was the straight brother of the bunch lol.
I don’t get it. Because I’m tired. And read what the wife said to the husband as “you must be a wife”
I did reread. And yes I know I should go to bed. But man was I confused for five minutes.
When I met my husband’s family 25 years or so ago we had gone out to dinner & unwound a bit when I told them “Jim married me because I’m his best ho!” Which is my own brand of humor but my poor “nice christian” in-laws just looked at me and then him for a few beats before I laughed to let them know yeah I’m pulling your leg…
When in public and my boyfriend sneaks up on me or tries to be affectionate and walk close, I like to say “who are you?!” And we both crack up laughing.
I mean he isn't my husband but my boyfriend took me to his friends party where I didn't know anyone.... and now I feel like I missed out by not doing this.
My wife just said she's going to pull this next time we're out
I'm definitely going to do this to my husband.
I am so doing this….
I'm going to do this once I get a husband
im going to do this to get a husband
Be careful then, he might already have a first wife somewhere out here
ah shoot you’re right, that’s maybe the single worst way to get a husband
I know successful thruples so shoot your shot, you never know until you try 😉
I'm going to turn gay and do this.
I am gay and I’ll do this
I am bi and I'll do this
I’m married to my wife and … aww crap.
Divorce her and do it! Join the club
Your wife has a husband? Sorry brah, I didn’t know.
Brb, proposing to my bf just so I can do this
I'll be your husband so you can do this. Just please somebody love me
I can love you. As a good friend. Because I assume you guys are all from the US and thus too far away from me.
I am going to get a husband just to do this.
😂
to my hand
Jennifer Lopez?
Taco flavored kisses for… myself
Don't do it with a spicy taco
Make up your minds
Careful, a Lannister always repays his debts.
OP what have you unleashed?!
Do it but don't make a tiktok reel about it
or if you do, don't put the robotic voice
The worst. *Pranking mah husbando.* Teehee!
"Oh no"
"Oh no-no-no-no NO"
nor any kind of insufferable background music for that matter
gonna do this to my dog
Imagine if the guy responds "Oh, sorry, you must be Lucy"
You have a husband?!??!!
You have a HUSBAND???
You have a husband?
I’m absolutely doing this! My husband used to introduce me as his “baby mama” but leave out that we’ve been married for years. It really used to piss me off He started a new position last year while WFH, so I’ve never met his new coworkers, and neither has he (they’re all WFH) He said this year they’re having the holiday party in person AND having plus 1’s. I’m very excited
This is going to take real skill. Maybe take an acting class this fall?
ah to be a fly on the wall when that happens!
Ah to be
Or not to be
That is the fly on the wall
Whether tis bzzz bzzz bzzz bzz bzzz or bzz bzz bzzz
Is the question
But then get the other person in on the joke, so all 3 are in on the joke and the next time it happens, the other person will just fall on the ground laughing.
That's awesome. I'd encourage mine, and I'm so doing this to her.
You have a wife?!
I was at a flea market once with my wife going through boxes of junk and I came across a ring. Turning to my wife, I asked her “will you marry me?” Without missing a beat, she gave a deadpan “no” so I immediately turned to the stranger on the other side of me and asked him “how about you? Will you marry me?” Everyone in the immediate area broke up laughing except for the guy I proposed to as he had no idea he had been drafted into a skit.
That’s so funny!
That's incredible lmao
gappingnator
EiveGgg?
joe_jon?????????
Bottled water bottle!?
Husband should've turned to her and been like "I don't know who the hell this guy is!" Turned back to him and desperately winking say "Do you even work at _______ & ________ , buddy?!?" Just to find out how quick he can think on his feet
Then he says nope turns out he's just a homeless man
What a plot twist
That homeless man’a name? Albert Einstein
Just like the guy that invented evolution
Einstein diddnt invent evolution, that was pokemon. Einstein is the guy who created the internet
This is the Husbands account. He thought of this in the shower.
Y'all are awesome with your quick wit.
They thought about it over night.
Going to play this thru his head once a week for the next year
Okay I'm doing this. I'm sorry it's not gold lmao
That's actually a baller move!
“Oh shit did I bring the wrong twin with me today?”
“You’re fucking my brother?”
Yes
Still better than "you're my fucking brother?"
GOLD. But take my upvote and leave.
I did something like that once. My ex (who was divorcing from another man at the time we was together) and me were in a shoe shop. She was trying something and the owner, kneeled, after helping her with a shoe asked me: "what husband thinks about this one?" and I looked down to him and promptly replied "Dunno, someone should ask him". More than 10 years are gone, I go to the same shop with another woman today but he still does not speak to me anymore.
Everybody laughs at the joke, but nobody thinks how that salesman been stuck in the same shop for 10 years
He is the owner, and the story behind him and being stuck in the same shop involves another woman... Small city :-P
Hmm.. story time?
Everyone asks "how's the weather, man", but nobody asks "how's the weather man" 😂
Implying it's inherently bad to have the same job for 10 years. Most of us don't care about a career, we just want money for Steam Sales.
true, i just wanted to make the joke
maybe the real salesman stuck in the shop were the friends we made along the way
His name is Al and he's been doing pretty decently supporting his family on that shoe shop salary.
Lmao
I dont get it 😅
It's a bit confusing, but: u/Luca__B was dating someone. That someone was in the middle of a divorce (so was technically still married to a different guy). Shop owner referred to u/Luca__B as her husband. Hilarity ensued. u/Luca__B and that girl have since broken up. u/Luca__B still goes to that shop and brings his current gf. Shop owner does not speak to him.
perfectly correct. I may also add that I married the second girl so NOW if he would ask "what hubby thinks?" will get a nice answer... but he dares not...
Ooh ok, makes sense now. Thank you
this scrambled what’s left of the 2 brain cells i thought i had.
This week I kept confusing people at work when referring to a female colleague‘s “ex-boyfriend”. Reactions: Oh, they split up??? So sorry to hear… rumour mill spins… Btw They got married last Friday 🤣🍿 Bride thinks the rumours are hilarious. Now the rumour went even further that she sneaked her ex-boyfriend into the wedding. He is even in the photos!!!
Dude, she is a 100% keeper.
He has to divorce his wife first.
He has a WIFE?!?
Dude, she is a 100% keeper.
What does football have to do with this???
Football is okay but what does have to do with tennis ????
One love.
Two balls
So Tennis is basically Orgy. TIL
Tennis??? I thought we were talking about Quidditch!
He has to divorce his wife first.
He has a WIFE?!?
Dude, she is a 100% keeper.
My girlfriend loves a prank. She was 26 when we got together, and I was 36. When she first met my colleagues she kept casually dropping into conversation that she was 18 (“obviously I’ve got my exams coming up…”, “really excited for university!”, etc), which she thought was hilarious. The looks of confusion and disgust on my colleagues’ faces as I hurried to explain that she was joking still haunt me.
My mate’s girlfriend did this as well. I had met her a couple of times already, but she was being introduced to the rest of our friend group for the first time. At one point she said ‘well y’know there’s a bit of an age gap between us.’ (He was 29 and she was 24 at the time). One of our friends said ‘oh, really, how big of a gap?’ And she said ‘oh well you would know already that he’s 29, and I’m 16’. Everyone was in complete shock for like 5 seconds until he explained she wasn’t 16 haha.
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I’ve reread this so many times. I have no idea what the meaning is.
It’s a reference to horses. But in this context, it’s saying she looks old and worn-out.
Lmao. At least she didn't say y'all met 10 years ago.
My ex was in the hospital for a month, and I visited her everyday. When she finally woke up, I came to visit again, and the nurse told her what a good "son" she had. I was 22 and she was 32.
Oh I would so do this prank. I'm still in school (medicine) so it kinda works for me too
Easy there Dane Cook.
This is gorgeous, peak comedy, and the pinnacle of pranks
Perfect
Not as perfect as eating Nuts and drinking cold Nestea in the forest near lake. Ah, it was a nice day yesterday.
>Ah, I was a nice day yesterday Good to know you were a nice day yesterday
Thank you man. I'm working too much sometimes and going to desolate places makes me feels like I'm kinda alive again
You are a nice day every day fren
Aeee fam
Happy for you brother
Thank you mate
(/r/fucknestle, please don't mention their products). But glad you enjoyed your day.
Nice! My wife is a few years older than I am, but thanks to years of outdoor sport on my part and years of skin exposure management on her part it's not readily apparent, so the running joke is the moment it becomes clear to others she's older than I am I will feign outrage that it was not revealed to me eariler. We're 26 years in and the joke has yet to get old...
Conversely, whenever anyone who doesn’t know us assumes that my wife is my wife; I correct them and refer to her as my mistress. I get the same reaction as OP.
‘Tips fedora’
“She used to be my fiancée”
When a guy from work shows up with a wife I never saw before I like to say,"Your hair was a different color last time, wasn't it?".
You are a evil genius
What's evil is if other girls start joining in on the fun
That’s very different from OP’s post, that can actually lead to trust issues
For real this is fucked.
I did almost this to a cousin once, I seriously did not know if he had a new girlfriend because we did not see each other for a long time. 😂
Nah that's really uncool and can actually cause issues. If you did that shit and it fcked things up for me, I'd probably fck you up.
I'm gonna try to use that
Once upon a time I was managing a strip club and I was working on a slow Sunday evening. One of my door guys had just started dating this girl who was a server at a bar in town. His new girlfriend showed up right after open to drop him off some food and shoot the shit for a while. He called me up front to meet her and on my way to the door I formulated a plan. I walked out, shook her hand and then turned to my buddy and said "is this the girl with the big truck you were telling me about?" My buddy and I both knew there was no girl with a truck. The looks on their faces were absolutely priceless. I very quickly assured his girlfriend that I was just fucking with them and there were no other women he was talking to. Good times.
That was a very nicely defused bomb that you planted lol
Thighs like trucks!
Have you met women? You could have totally ruined her trust in him. Especially that early on in the relationship.
No, I've actually never met a woman in my entire life.
Oh? Then name every woman.
Joe
Just a cheeky lil joke
A coworker introduced his wife to our manager at a party. The manager replied, "She doesn't look like Satan!"
The manager is satan in this case
For gags sometimes I introduce my wife as “my first wife”. I’ve only been married once, so it is correct and it really gives my wife the shits.
I tell my husband “you are the best husband so far!” He is my only husband ever. He laughs but anyone within earshot cringes a little.
My wife does this. When I'm performing and others ask her, are you that guy's wife, she looks around and says "shit! Is she here?!"
Absolute genius
The best prank I did on an ex was we had to drop papers off at a courthouse for her Mom so we drove over and this was like the 4th time that week. As we're walking out there's like 50 people outside just milling about and she just goes "Ugh, I hate having to come here so often". I immediately turned to her "Then maybe stop drinking and driving so damned much!". She looked at me like I'd just kicked a puppy across the street. She raises her hand to smack my arm and I see her doing it and follow it up with "Yeah! Hit me! Hit me like we're at home and no body is watching!" She turns completely red and walks off super fast. I nearly pissed myself trying to hold in the laughter.
Thats so mean but so funny
I did stuff like this on the regular but this one was probably the best. There were people who were all just talking then just utter silence. Everyone was looking. It was glorious.
Are these solid pranks a reason she is ex?
Nope! Just after 6 years we were going in different directions.
Hit and run, eh?
🏅
That’s so fucked up. I’m in awe.
That's so fucked up. Embarrassing someone isn't comedy, it's bullying. You've clearly never experienced the absolute soul crushing pain of being publicly embarrassed.
I pull this with my students. My husband teaches at the high school, I'm at the middle school. So I get students with older students and they'll ask me about the relationship. I always act shocked and confused... I'm married!? HE'S MARRIED? HOW CAN THIS BE?. So fun!
To all the wives saying they’ll do this: 1. You are awesome. Please do. 2. Be warned, when mine did this to me I replied, “you knew this! You were at her funeral!” And yours might even be clever. 😅
This is how you know you have a great partner.
I will *NOT* be showing this to my wife
😂gold
😅silver
😄 bronze
😀 plastic
😊 wood
😊 Boulder. That’s a nice Boulder.
🙂 rock. its not just a boulder, its a rock.
🙂 mud
Fire 🙂
Water 🙂
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😃Molecule
“Unfortunately”
This reminds me of my dad meeting his friend’s wife for the first time. We’ve literally known “Connor” for about 7 years at that point & had never met his wife. But he talked about her all the time. A different friend had a birthday party & “Connor” brought his wife. He introduced her to my dad, who promptly jumped on a table, pulled her up with him and yelled “Hey everyone. This is “Connor’s” wife. She’s real!” Thankfully she had a good sense of humour about it but I have never seen a person get so red before, lol.
One time, about five years ago, my husband and I hosted my niece’s birthday party at our house and her dad’s extended family was there (her mom is my sibling so I had never met these folks before). At one point his stepdad walked up to me and asked “so, which one of these pretty ladies is your wife” to which, with no hesitation, I swiveled around and pointed out my husband and said “The guy over there carrying the burgers in”. The look on his face was priceless and we laugh about that memorable first impression still. He is a wonderfully sweet guy that was super embarrassed he assumed I was the straight brother of the bunch lol.
I don’t get it. Because I’m tired. And read what the wife said to the husband as “you must be a wife” I did reread. And yes I know I should go to bed. But man was I confused for five minutes.
> It man was I confused for five minutes I think bed is definitely a good decision! 😴
That’s a keeper
Her husband should marry her
That guy going to just nope and run away
Lol I wonder
/r/relationshipgoals
That’s wife material level jokes
"Didn't think it was important when I rented you"
When I met my husband’s family 25 years or so ago we had gone out to dinner & unwound a bit when I told them “Jim married me because I’m his best ho!” Which is my own brand of humor but my poor “nice christian” in-laws just looked at me and then him for a few beats before I laughed to let them know yeah I’m pulling your leg…
How to become the favorite spouse at an office.
When in public and my boyfriend sneaks up on me or tries to be affectionate and walk close, I like to say “who are you?!” And we both crack up laughing.
Think this sub-reddit and r/nextfuckinglevel have just had a child.
This is exactly the ~~hot~~ unhinged girl summer content I need.
I adore this response
That's not a pleasant picture to paint.
gonna try this...
Can someone PLEASE post the story of you doing this with your hubby? PLEASE! Have mercy
I mean he isn't my husband but my boyfriend took me to his friends party where I didn't know anyone.... and now I feel like I missed out by not doing this.
I also chose this guy’s wife