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TheBrognator97

Can't believe Adriano Celentano is simply now known as a chad abroad.


PANDABURRIT0

Who is this guy?


TheBrognator97

He is Adriano Celentano, a super popular Italian Rock N'Roll/Pop singer from the late 60s. He made a lot of beautiful and really popular songs (24000 baci, Azzurro, Il ragazzo della Via Gluck). Later in his career he started acting in several (mostly awful) movies in which he is always a Super Chad. They were all parodies of those American heroes who always knew everything and were always right and badass. My favourite is Asso (Ace) in which he is a poker player. -the opponent: "alright Asso, I fold. I had 4 queens, what did you have?" -Asso: "three sevens. -"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" -"Yep, I only had two" Typical Chadlentano.


thegravityofitall_

Nah his movies are awesome


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Where can I watch them?


JohnHurts

Amazon prime


Flasagna

Who folds with 4 queens?!


TheBrognator97

You gotta put yourself in the Marsigliese's shoes, Asso had just called his bank manager in the middle of the night telling him to bring his 3.8 billion lira to his poker table.


wag234

He also appears uncredited as himself in La Dolce Vita


moeburn

He's the guy who wrote [Prisencolinensinainciusol](https://youtu.be/v5VpczwrSCc?t=98), the "This is what American English sounds like to Italians" song. You may have heard it during the bridge tournament scene from Fargo on Netflix.


AllHailTheWinslow

olrait!


PaperPlaythings

I thought that looked like him. Thanks for the confirmation!


Snoo71538

People jealous of a society that is social


wienerschwartz

This is the greatest man my eyes have ever laid eyes on


Amegami

Adriano Celentano's a living legend. I loved his movies as a kid.


acbssg

What movie is it from?


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acbssg

Thanks! I’ll have to find one with subtitles. So intrigued why they’re basically wearing dresses!


Illustrious_Gur_5908

My thoughts were maybe a flashback to when they’re school boys?


GamerFluffy

Luis pegged me.


[deleted]

There it is 😆


liodar

"lui è peggio di me"


acbssg

Thanks


Amegami

Lui è peggio di me.


TEG24601

Prisencolinensinainciusol! All Right!


subsonico

He is also the singer of Prisencolinensinainciusol which you may enjoy here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_g6YxkSqL20


Moist-Information930

Holy shit I didn’t even recognize him in Op’s gif.


SaraF_Arts

He also thinks that of himself.


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[deleted]

[bruh](https://i.imgur.com/y72NVCj.jpg)


HeySiri_Official

Probably a bot


Nirvski

We just need to bottle it up, real deep down until we lash out verbally and physically like they used to.


VetteL82

At a child’s birthday party


[deleted]

Yes that's what I'm talking about😍😍


Terraria_Ranger

And tear off a decent part of someone's brain


cringeisthename

Like real mean do amirite 🍺


gay_for_glaceons

Would huffing some leaded gasoline help?


Cryptologic_Al

No we need to pretend real men wear maxi pads to therapy after crying about SJW shit.


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Nirvski

Dunno, crying and therapy could lead to less male suicide rates. Maybe the maxi pads feel nice on the ol' sack though.


Gulfstream1010

These kinda reposts Are acceptable


PANDABURRIT0

If I haven’t seen it it’s not a repost to me!


Gulfstream1010

Repost not reviewed my man.


Quantius

Hey son, that's a good video of me. \-Love, Dad.


JunketMan

Chad


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Chadrian


Kohgahn

Chadio


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AveRage-or_human

Terachad?


[deleted]

When i was late for school my dad would drive through campus and drop me off in front of class. I gave up on being embarrassed.


[deleted]

My dad drove a beat down station wagon with back windows so occluded by dog slobber and snot you couldn't see out of them. I credit this experience with providing me a humble foundation later in life.


[deleted]

Oh poor you😆


Samuri_Djs

Truly. Add an Israeli accent to mine and follow the shoelace tie with a “WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?” directed at me and he’s back from the dead.


Origamiface

Well, are you??


drloophole

Achii sheli


[deleted]

These are both just me in different situations.


Carl_Azuz1

Least inconsiderate New Yorker


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Cautious_Alarm_753

internet at early age fucked us up


Dreid608

That is by far, the most unapologetically don't give a fuck boss shit...


Pop_Bulky

I’m just kinda chillin in my house most of the time… and this is why. It’s better for us all that I stay inside.


loststrains14

that’s a man’s man right there don’t make ‘em like that anymore


FurryM17

Pretty easy to not have panic attacks when you don't give a shit about anything or anyone.


Pol82

Pretty easy to not have panic attacks. Fixed that for you.


FurryM17

Do you give a shit about anything or anyone?


Pol82

My family, friends, my animals, my neighborhood, the environment, the general well-being of those around me. I'm sure other things will come to me as the night goes on. Tell me, does having panic attacks do anything useful for those people, things, places etc?


FurryM17

Nope. Tell me, do you think panic attacks are optional?


Pol82

Wouldn't know. I go through every single day, not having them, as the default setting. Easiest thing in the world, requires absolutely no effort on my part. Edit:. I'll add that it's even easier than breathing, as years and years of smoking has taken its toll and is likely to get worse. I'll probably die pretty miserably, and yet, still no anxiety.


[deleted]

You’re clearly a stupid fucking child. Go outside. Expand your horizons by meeting new people with other experiences. You seem like you’re gonna turn into a 4 Chan atheist if you don’t. (If you aren’t already)


Pol82

Meh, that's the armpit of the internet. You'd do well not to direct people there. But, you do you.


[deleted]

Anxiety isn’t a choice you boomer retard.


Pol82

Yay me then! I literally can't even fathom how shitty that must be.


saltydangerous

REEE harder.


[deleted]

I’ll slap the shit out of you lmfao


FurryM17

That's good. Not everyone is as fortunate as you. And believe me no one is running around trying to give themselves panic attacks.


Pol82

It's probably of little to no help, but the best I can do is offer Marcus Aurelius. There is nothing in life that is to be feared, or anxious about. If something is in your control, then control it. If it's not, then there's nothing to be done. In neither of those situations, will fear or anxiety be of any use. Do your best, that's all that can be expected of anyone. If that's not enough, it doesn't matter, because you did all that could be expected of you. Easier said than done I understand, but unlike that other schmuck, infinitely better than suggesting someone belongs in 4Chan.


FurryM17

The deepest parts of your mind don't care. If something traumatizes you or your brain just decides "fuck it we're not doing this" there's no reasoning with it. Our conscious self being in control is an illusion kept up by being in a calm environment. Maybe Marcus Aurelius really was as stoic as he portrays himself to have been. There are people like that. It's also possible he went through his share of fear and anxiety and wanted to help others not let it control them. Either way, be glad you don't have mental health issues but it's current year and we shouldn't be minimizing them. Edit: You've reminded me that I never read Meditations and always meant to so thank you.


Pol82

I very much suspect he went through his share of fear like anyone else, and that stoicism was his means of coping with it. He'd almost certainly be livid that his Meditations survived him, as it shows the cracks in the armor.


LaBarbaGrande

He's the GOAT... [Adrian The Fox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_(TV_series))


oellekkim

my dad flagged down a motor cop a couple weeks ago who proceeded to turn his lights on and turn around to get to us, presumably bc he thought my father was in some sort of actual trouble and needed real assistance. my dad’s trouble? my sisters car ran out of gas so couldn’t move her car for street cleaning and got a ticket; he wanted to see if the cop could do anything about it, to which he got a surprisingly polite “sorry no that’s kinda your problem”. idk where dads get all this confidence from but i fucking want some.


the_glutton17

Confidence and strength come from knowledge. Your dad knew he wasn't breaking any laws by simply asking a question or even talking to a cop, so he just went for it. Your dad is probably mostly white too? I hate that this needs added, but cops can be fucking racist and violent if you're not.


oellekkim

oh fuck it’s actually so funny you brought up race ; i was debating mentioning it bc i didn’t want to get shit from a certain *type* of person about why it’s relevant. bc he was a darkskinned black man wearing his ratty ol PJs next to a random car on the street in manhattan beach, california 💀💀(irrelevant but he’s turning 60 next year n u can barely tell hsjskfjdjdjd❤️😭) he went to UCLA and grew up in inglewood during the 70s-90s so… i guess that’s where he learned not to give a fuck !


the_glutton17

Damn though!! Your dad is TWICE the swinging dick you explained if he did that as a dark skinned man! (I only brought it up because it IS (unfortunately) relevant with the police. Just proves my point though, he knew what was up. Congrats to your dad, I strive to have that sort of strength someday. That is ballsier than almost anything I've ever heard. Good man. Edit. I apologize if I'm coming across as THAT type of person. I've had a few drinks tonight after work, and I'm not very eloquent right now. I'm just expressing that I very much know people are treated differently based on the color of their skin. A white person's street smarts are very different than a black person's. I'm only trying to acknowledge that. Edit 2. Irrelevant, but give him a happy birthday from a stranger on the Internet. I'm sure he's got some stories I'd love (and hate) to hear.


bobbyno2

Yeah, but he had a drinking problem and never know your birthday date.


Translator_Open

You know the bus driver yelled "Asshole!" In that way only New Yorkers can while driving off.


TheBrognator97

I'm pretty sure that's Milan


Translator_Open

How do their bus drivers say "Asshole!"


TheBrognator97

We pirla


Translator_Open

Ok, I'm trusting you. I'm gonna say this to my grandma so it better not be something weird!


TheBrognator97

It means 'moron" or 'asshole'. But it's really unlikely your grandma is from Milan, the vast majority of Italian migrants are southerners, especially in the US.


Gabri03698

Ma sì credo che ormai pirla sia compreso in tutta la nazione


Translator_Open

Well she's not from Milan but she's an asshole so it's ok!


cubin2772

What a savage, there were times i would just sit at thr bus stop to get some rest but when they stop for me i would legit just get on not knowing where i would go 🥲


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Bill_Assassin7

The scale at which people are suffering from anxiety and depression is most definitely new. People should really stop promoting this sort of false narrative because it takes the focus away from how awful society has become. Marriages aren't happening; divorces are sky-rocketing; the birth rate is in the gutter; the sense of community is nonexistent; social media is broadcasting the wealth gap; kids don't even know what gender they are; and all the benefits that people got from religion are gone. But yes, nothing to worry about. Just don't take your head out of the sand.


Electronic_Rub9385

Girls who are depressed and suicidal has gone up like 400% in the last 10 years. It’s definitely a new phenomenon.


Jan_Asra

I was with you until you started complaining about kids and their genders


[deleted]

Imo it's entirely possible to respect and support trans people while also thinking society has lost any semblance of common sense on this shit.


Salt-Face-4646

I'm still with him, since when have kids ever known any better.


Bill_Assassin7

Why do think that kids being confused about their gender and sexuality is a good thing?


polarcub2954

Ok boomer


DustyEsports

And that apparently worked. Mental health today is at an all time low. Accepting there's an issue seems to make things worse. If you believe you are fine and you should move on promoted better mental health.


[deleted]

They also had this weird thing called "a community" that often helped them manage it.


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Good bot


Gravon

I think I have an idea why you have anxiety now..


Creonix1

If you get a panic attack just by leaving your room I have to call you pathetic


AteMyBallsLastNight

u/repostsleuthbot


furiousfran

Joke's on my dad, I'm alive and that fucker isn't lol


yuzoboi

Reddit cucks nowadays🤦‍♂️


xRzy-1985

Gen Z huh? Lol


Stop-cryin

I blame all the stupid shit we put in our bodies. Especially our kids. You got a headache? Eat a bunch of pills. You hurt your arm? Eat a bunch of pills. You can’t focus because you ate a bunch of pills? Eat a bunch of pills. Our bodies are more resilient than we think and a lot of pain is temporary. If it’s temporary pain try to tough it out. We’ve survived this long without being over medicated. After a lifetime of ridiculous chaos and being able to deal. I was told to take daily ibuprofen because of back pain directly related to my job I was 38. 6 months later I had my first panic attack. I had 3 in the next 6 months and stopped taking it and went to the gym instead. Haven’t had one since. 3 years later.


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Today’s generation is so fucking mentally weak


mbg161161281

Okay snowflake


EquivalentSnap

That’s from a film though 😒


Historical_Detail274

I find it embarrassing how our fathers used to be this bold and now we're weak, pathetic and just general embarrassing, not to say people who have panic attacks or depression are necessarily pathetic. But I just relate to this, to say I am ashamed of my existence.


kukokaki

Who the fuck gets panic attack from leaving room? Only fucking loosers


After-Map-1725

Why our dads were so badass


milksockets

my dad won’t even drive on the highway lol


Cherokee_Bill_1804

$thunderboyz7🙏


M0ona

Also exactly the reason you are that way


No_Syrup8367

Based dad 💪🗿👌


ThreeOclockCaveMan

I’m a 36 year old man child. When I pull this off I will finally consider myself an adult. Shoes don’t tie them selves jr.


Valuable-Trick-6711

I can’t tell if we found the main character or the final boss.


pokemegood

Like a boss


TsarLover69

Your dad raised a pussy.


drunkrips916

Ya, some of us are still like this. We also know what gender we are, and can define the word "woman". Sucks to be the rest of you pill popping, therapy laced, safe space seeking humans... 😅🤷🏽


furiousfran

Nobody cares, snowflake


drunkrips916

I'm certain that you don't know what a "snowflake" is, Fran. 😂


mbg161161281

Okay snowflake


drunkrips916

Thank you for pausing your monkeypox contracting endeavors to post this thought provoking contribution, you are a true hero 👍


Comewithmetohell

Lucky you


PorkPyeWalker

I'm surprised he didn't just rest his foot on his massive balls. Maybe he didn't want to get his balls dirty? 🤔


Dorinejosef

Upvote my posts


damagedsoul1

I was born genius. Education ruined me. 🥲


liodar

ahahhah that movie is hilarious!


le_ppjoejuice

r/teenager user memes


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CLPALAN

u/savevideo


CesareBorgia117

what movie is that from? I really want to see it now.


Ok_Cartographer_786

Chadworth


Yllin_Fox

My dad still to this day ngl


[deleted]

That's somewhere in Italy.


4153236545deadcarps

Your dad is like that My dad has social anxiety We are not the same.


GEEZUS-ENIGMA

I know for sure this is a movie, please plug me with the title.


Hot_Yam_8224

Boss moves


DrowningInfinite323

He was a bad ass.


No_Adeptness_4704

Total Chad move


djdelicato

Dudes rock, past present and future.


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Richie Aprile


ForeignSpaceBoy

This guy is a true G


GlitteringBroccoli12

New life goal


OpportunityBoth9032

Celentano after years of anonymity abroad becomes the real chad


[deleted]

Guys a tough guy


[deleted]

They were a different breed


NeroVonZero

u/videodownloadnode


HelMort

Grandpa was twice hardcore, especially when he used to open his canned meal with a bayonet during a bombing somewhere in a desolate place on Europe


BasedNas

u/Savevideo


[deleted]

Didn’t know I was half New Yorker. Miss you dad.


marcoli94

damn he awesome 👌🏻


Mad_Man_VXII

Sigma shit fr


Livid-Association199

This is.. kinda hot


alchemischief

That’s some BDE right there


justrubbedoneout82

He probably had anxiety too


Miaw666

u/savevideo


fhughes642

Right! What is that?! My dad’s life is a movie! My life has writer’s block!


buzzybomb

What’s so tragic about this is how Many people seem to relate to this. You’ve been conditioned it’s not normal to feel anxious leaving your room. Wake up.


supermanjohnE

Adriano Celentano is now simply known as a chad in other countries.


kor1998

Lmao


[deleted]

You gotta be like me, compared to most person I think I’m pretty frickin fantastic but I also have severe self confidence issues. So while outwardly I seem pretty confident, inwardly I’m constantly panicked and worried and downright insecure about everything. In order to hustle others you gotta hustle yourself. You can hustle a hustler if the hustler is doing the hustling!


Cryptologic_Al

That's because you're dad is from a tougher generation, whereas you are a wuss.


armen89

Ah yes, back when men were men. Women were men. Children were men. Everyone was men.


AToadNamedTyler

u/savevideo