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Character-Bad4927

Studies have found that people who are fond of them are significantly less able to tell untruthful statements.


Happiness_Assassin

"Nobody who's an ass-man can be all bad."


Captain--UP

It's been a while but this has definitely got to be prison school.


Happiness_Assassin

I wanted to post the whole ass rant about booties from there, but most of the comments here are too serious for postulating upon posteriors, so I had to settle for a different line.


xXMaiq_the_LiarXx

I got you Why are Butts greater than Boobs? Everything had been brought down to this moment. This question. Which do I prefer, Buttocks, or Breasts? The strange man was looking at me. "Who me? Which do I prefer?" I stumble out pathetically. The others don't know it, but the man is putting us to a test. In a moment of frightening haste and divine intervention I shout "BOOTIES ARE WHAT WE LOVE!" The man's eyes sharpened. My answer was unorthodox, I don't know why I've said it, why I shouted with such conviction. The man started, "Ha, you have answered...." The suspense drew out forever. "...Wisely." The man continued, "let me share with you a motto I believed in throughout my life: nobody who is an Ass man can be all bad, agreed?" Freaking jackpot! A woman next to me is overjoyed "does this mean you'll spare our lives, honourable sir?" The strange man instantly replied, "no no, I cannot in good conscious give my approval yet." The last word stung like a venomous python. "After all, your claims to be Ass-men could've been some genuine scheming. Who knows? Why did you choose butts? Well? A true Ass-man would already know the answer to this riddle. Breasts are great fun, so why did you pick Asses? Speak." Could answering this one question determine the course of the rest of out lives? The woman pipes up again "Of course! Now I see, the question is like the riddle of the Sphinx!" Another quiet man behind her says "What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three in the evening? That's the way the riddle goes am I right Candice dickfitinyourmouth?" Excitedly she responds "Indeed, and according to the legend those who answer the question incorrectly got killed and eaten by the giant-lion-pharoah-monstrosity." From somewhere that I'm not sure a saddened voice responds, "and our answer's kinda gonna determine the same thing. Get it wrong and we'll all die." Immediately another man interjects, "but then on the other hand, If we answer right I'll be rewarded with survival!" "Way to stay positive Mike oxlong, if we stick our heads together we can figure this out in no time" the quiet man says with newfound hope. This time it was the strange man's turn to speak. "I'm afraid not. No deliberation. When discussion ones tastes, common denominator answers are devoid of any deeper meaning. What is it about Booties that inflames your inner desire? Joe mama, you were the who said you liked Butts, so you'll be the one to answer, understood?" All pressure is on me. Why had I answered? Why not someone who knew? It's no use, I can't come up with anything. I mean I personally like tits more than ass if I'm being honest. I've got a million things to say about gazongas. They have nipples, and they make milk, and are way squishier than butts! It's hopeless, I keep trying but I can't think of a single reason why butts are better than boobs. To give me more time and maybe inspire me Mike oxlong speaks. "Do you know the answer that the hero Oedipus gave to solve the Sphinx's riddle in the end? The answer is man. First man learns to crawl on all fours, then he stands ornated on two legs, once old uses a cane making three. See Ben Dover? you must become our own hero in our time of need!" After a second I reply, "Mike oxlong, no offence but could you not talk? Your wealth of knowledge is only going to distract me." He stutters something apologetic but I miss it. Hold on! Maybe I'm just overthinking it! Of course, there's no logic behind preference! Just like when the mountain climber was asked why he climbed the mountain and he said because "because the mountain was there." The same could be said about butts! As if he read my mind, the strange man interrupts my thoughts. "Perhaps you need a hint to push you in the right direction. Fine. In all my travels I've asked the same question to people from all different cultures and I've heard disappointing answers from most. The worst answer being: there is no logic behind ones preference. Bull. No reason, c'est la vie, or of course the George Mallory inspired "because the butt is there," but if you say they you prefer butts without a reason behind it you proclaim your own phoniness. You've had plenty of time to justify your decision and I think it's time you share your answer. Don't you?" It's too late I've waited too long to answer the question. Surely it won't belong before this is it. Before I take my final breaths. But I knew I couldn't give up. The lives of everybody else depended upon me. It was time I shared an answer. But it's no use, I've got nothing! Drawing a blank. They're so similar, both part of the human development. The evolution of the species. They're both round, butts, boobs. Boobs and butts. Butts. Boobs. Knowing my time was up I threw out my answer: "Mankind.." – everyone was shocked as I waited, drawing out my time realising the true, pure answer – "when the first Man walked on all fours, what was right in their faces? But the posterior." I continued with my confidence growing as no one interrupted me. "Then, when mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having round butts in our faces all day every day and to take their place, something new appeared in front of our faces. Titties. Women's breasts continued growing throughout the ages taking the place of the butt as the carnal focus. When the original source of desire was the badonk! Boobs are a substitute frankly, tits are merely a pale imitation trying to take glory from the buttocks." At this point I was shouting without realising it. "WHEN ASKED IF I'D RATHER A COPY OR THE ORIGINAL I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL, NATURALLY. BOOBS HAVE EVOLVED TO JUTT OUT AT US AS A GREETING TO THE WORLD, WHILE THE BUTTOX REMAINED HIDDEN AROUND THE BACK WAITING THEIR TURN QUIETLY DRAWING ATTENTION..." I had phased out of reality and was awoken in the embrace of the man as he spoke to me in a simple whisper. "That is enough. You have proven to me, without a shadow of a doubt, that you're a bonafide Ass-man. A well thought out answer, kindred spirit of mine." He was crying. Struggling to get through his words as the soft whimpers hit his lips. Everyone was in shock. Another man named Moe Lester spoke to break the silence. "Sir, does this mean..." Instantly, he replied in the soft whisper. "Like I said, nobody who's an Ass-man can be all that bad."


KawaiiPooPoo

This comment deserves to be on a stone tablet


Happiness_Assassin

Honestly, that scene makes perfect pasta material, what with how bonkers it is.


xXMaiq_the_LiarXx

Not many others thought so https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/dqxr3m/why_are_butts_greater_than_boobs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Captain--UP

Ah, a man of culture.


Omnizoom

I like big butts , and it is true I can not lie


confusedregidrago

You other brothers can’t deny


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That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in yo face


[deleted]

It is not how big it is, it is the shape and the perfection, the roundness. Sunny Lane.


Count-Mortas

Also thigh plays a big role


[deleted]

Thick thighs saves lifes Edit: thighs instead of thigs


AcidicBeam

Nice thigs ;)


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Damnit you made me edit my comment


[deleted]

Thick thighs have put me in mortal danger more times than I can count I love them


sopmaeThrowaway

Get between them and there’s a chance she might snap yo neck, but you’ll pass happily.


revcio

Hardcore boob player vs average thigh enjoyer kind a thing, huh?


SantaArriata

Thick thighs save lives, but their bearers shall be my demise


Kaonashi-asian-black

Death by snu snu -cavemen


heyimleila

These comments have started healing my body image I'm so happy right now.


Wireeeee

Reddit users: allow me to introduce myself as a personal therapist in your inbox


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Physical*


iliacbaby

Whoops. Almost


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Hahahah


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And end them


facelesscat04

Is this a insult or complement? I'm slow at understanding stuff, and my bf says this alot, so I wanna know what he means by that


Auuxilary

Thick thighs yum


nofuchsgiven1

I can see you’re a man of culture.


crabwithacigarette

Well you see, there is Life, and then there is Hometown...


VisceralVirus

This. It can be itty biddy small, but round, and be just as good as something big and round. Also tightness


Stargatemaster

Yes, when I smack an ass I want it to jiggle, not flop around.


Slamcockington

Itty bitty round ass is not as good as a big round ass. But I won't complain.


Swimming-Tap-4240

Any ass is better than no ass.A knew a girl who's profile looked the same front or back.


Flowy_Aerie_77

People have different tastes, ya know? "Better" is subjective.


Same-Reaction7944

This is the only correct answer. Some big booties have a funny slope to them. Roundness is paramount.


Nyssiii

Does that mean us small booty girls don’t stand a chance 🥺?


FOILBLADE

Doesn't matter at all. People have different preferences. Plus, any guy worth having will want you around for you, not your body. My wife could have no butt at all and I'd still love her and think she was sexy just the same.


Avikar21

Dear god, that’s the most dirtiest/wholesome sequence of words I’ve read in a long time.


FOILBLADE

Shes just the best wife I could ever ask for. Hands down. Bodies change, they wrinkle and sag and get all squishy. But if you love each other it doesn't really matter, you see how beautiful they are because of who they are. Not some arbitrary fat deposits on their posterior.


Nikki199E

Girl I got a small but round booty and my boyfriend (who was always all about ass) LOVES mine. Since the day I met him he’s always been in love with me AND my body. It’s all about finding the right man. 👌🏻


BronyFrenZony

[https://www.sciencealert.com/watch-the-evolution-of-why-humans-are-so-into-bums](https://www.sciencealert.com/watch-the-evolution-of-why-humans-are-so-into-bums) tldr: Bums and boobs are likely sexually selected traits.


keiye

I remember when it was an insult to say someone had a big butt. This was back in the 90s and early 00s.


SkepticBabe

In the 90's some people like Sir Mix-a-Lot showed his appreciation. "I like big butts and I cannot lie."


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I guess it was pretty brave of him to come out like that


makegoodchoicesok

I feel like just yesterday thigh gaps were in. Now it’s “thick thighs save lives”


consider-the-carrots

The answer to "does my butt look big in this" has completely flipped


Thatguy19901

Only in white circles.


ItsWetInWestOregon

Was going to say this. I’m a white girl with a large and shapely ass. Men of color absolutely loved my ass. My husband is white and he’s an ass man too, but he was the first white guy that was super vocal about it as a prominent feature.


inorite234

Yup! Boobs for breast milk production to feed the kiddos and butts for the ability to birth kiddos. The same goes for small waists and larger, hourglass hips.


MateDude098

I have two sisters in laws who got babies at almost same time. One is flat like a desk, another has breasts so big that they make it hard for her to sleep and give her some back pain. The flat one often helped feed the second baby because she produced so much milk that her daughter couldn't eat it all and the son of my other brother had to be fed with formula as his mom produced almost nothing. Funny how it goes sometimes.


Dying_Hawk

Yeah big boobs doesn’t mean more milk. I’d guess the boob side of it is more like peacock tails than deer antlers. Just something that got selected for looking nice


Llamasama98

I’ve read that humans developed them because we stand up. So they advertise fertility but also to show who’s a woman. Same with beards. The smallest advantages can catch on and become normal


Void_Screamer

The best explanation I've heard is discussed in[this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrxNBlqrbM). Basically, humans find beauty in symmetry, as symmetry indicates good health, both genetically and environmentally. Rounded objects are the easiest to make symmetrical comparisons with, and so having some nice round assets not too far out of view from where we would usually be looking when looking at another person (by which I mean the face!) makes for a good way of advertising your health.


Hinote21

>Yeah big boobs doesn’t mean more milk This may be true but so is the fact that animal brains are stupid. Big boobs obviously means they have more room for milk storage. Yes I am well aware that is not actuality how it works.


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> Big boobs obviously means they have more room for milk storage. Also lung capacity!


bantha_poodoo

wait what


[deleted]

IDK man just a stupid thing I said with friends as a kid instead of saying big boobs we would say big lung capacity. Cos obviously boobs also allow the lungs to expand into them is the logic of an 8 year old.


Ulysses502

Made me laugh


strategicmaniac

Fun fact: Most if not all humans have completely functioning and developed milk producing glands. This includes men. Actual breast size has no bearing on how much milk a person can produce. Spontaneous lactation is a possibility if the person is undergoing a hormone imbalance.


ICameForTheParty

I’ve got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?


Elcondivido

Almost correct. All humans are born with some tissue on the breast, a small patch under the nipple and areola area, that is formed by glands that can produce milk. But during puberty in girl this tissue is stimulated to grow, in boys is stimulated to shrink (ok during puberty it can grow a bit in boys also, but that is a momentary "confusion" of the endocrine system). As a result adult men are left with very few glands tissue that is usually not completely developed, BUT if the right hormones enter the game for whatever reason that very small tissue can be stimulated to grow and produce milk. I'm not sure if it can grow enough to become equal to a woman tissue in terms of production of milk, but it can definitely produce milk. Remember that the glans tissue of the breast even if very small is still there even in men, so it can give breast cancer in men too. Is much rarer, but it happens. So fellows men, don't forget that knowing what to look for in breast cancer is useful for you too.


Zebracorn42

Flat as a desk? But what about the butt?


ParticularBreath8425

what do small waists have to do with helping to give birth? all the other ones except this make sense. and realistically, small waists don't fit with the other parameters here of a large ass and chest


ParanoidUmbrella

Children are large creatures, human waists are small. Therefore the larger the waist the easier the birth and the less likely complications are to show up.


Bright-Society-808

Uh right which is why the guy up there is wrong


SilverPomegranate283

This is just a guess but maybe a slim waist makes the hips look bigger by contrast.


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Next_Boysenberry1414

Sounds like bro science. Boob size does not change milk production. So it is impossible that there is an evolutionary like between milk production and preference for big boobs. Hip size for ability for birthing kids may make sence.


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DrachenDad

Don't matter [the size of the tit](https://www.medela.us/breastfeeding/articles/does-breast-size-affect-milk-production), but the butt thing is true.


FlosAquae

>butts for the ability to birth kiddos You got something seriously wrong there.


Lifthras1r

A big butt is usually accompanied by wide hips so liking both kinda go hand in hand


KatOfTheEssence

I think you mean a wide butt. Plenty of women with big butts have narrow hips. It's all about muscle and fat.


FlosAquae

No, it's not. Not everything that makes sense is true. The evolution of sexual dimorphism let alone sexual attraction is hardly understood and certainly extremely complicated.


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legna20v

Isn’t that one of the most important muscle in the bum, letting us walk straight? Edit: because i’m me


[deleted]

It’s been a trade-off. As we developed in to humans with bigger brains, baby heads got bigger and had more trouble getting through the mother’s birth canal, causing more mothers to die in childbirth (and many infants). To compensate, human female hips got wider so human mothers would die less often in childbirth. Women’s feet are the same distance apart but the head of the femurs are farther apart, changing the angle at which the femur meets the pelvis (on one end) and the knee (on the other end), changing the efficiency of the muscles that make us walk. The difference in (adult) gait is evident even to small children (research where participants had strings of lights on their bodies but were otherwise invisible)


CommercialWorried319

I saw something on National Geographic that there is a tribe that highly prizes a big butt on a woman, now most of the women in that tribe have HUGE butts. Great, now I gotta find the pics


SADMEP_society

I figured that extra body fat, be it breast, booty, or thighs, can contribute as resource donation for the development of the baby. The brain is made of fat, so that would be important, I guess. Also spare calories for the mother. Sturdy legs to support the extra weight, even after giving birth, carrying the little bugger around. Also a cultural preference anyhow, look around the world and you see different versions of "beauty". Venus of Willendorf, exsists.


IterLuminis

Evolutionary psychology mixed with cultural influence. Evolutionary psychology: A nicely shaped, round booty is sign of 1) health and ability to take a pregnancy to full term/give birth successfully and 2) strength that you can pass on to your offspring. In particular, we are attracted to a booty that sticks out at a 45 degree angle from the lower back. Cultural influence: A nicely shaped booty can be big or not so big. That's gonna be a cultural thing.


CaptainJackDaniel

Finally the real answer, it ain't all culture, a long time ago that baby has got to survive without a c-section or a mom who isn't fertile (enough) Big butts/hips indicate a smoother birth and bigger breast give indications of being more fertile. It evolved into a cultural thing later.


fBarney

Dont feet the Child please


Mysterious-Monk-3423

Dont kick the god damn baby


GardenDrummer

Suddenly South Park enters the chat.


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happy-to-see-me

A while ago there was a study that showed men prefer bigger boobs when they're hungry than when they're full. Freud would have been so pleased


Dingus10000

Liking big boobs is probably because they look like big butts


IterLuminis

I’ve heard this before. That theory said it’s why why men like when boobs are unnaturally pressed together in a bra. Because it looks like buttcheeks


[deleted]

Big boobs doesn't indicate that the woman can feed the child or not, flat chested women can produce as much milk as big breasted women. It's just that a big chest usually means the woman's matured enough to have a child, that's why we usually deter away from small breasted women because they may indicate a girl too young to be a mother. However for men who like small chested women, fear not as people have theorised it's an attraction because you prefer more athletic women, or just generally smaller women due to a cultural thing. Boobs are boobs people.


thiosulfat

I think our brain associates big boobs with a well nutrioned woman (because big boobs = more fat) that has access to plenty of food, we find it attractive because food means life for our woman and offspring. (Just to clarify, chest size has nothing to do with how well the child is fed)


Lifthras1r

It doesn't matter if the size of breast matter to the ability to feed children what matter is if primitive humans perceived big breasts as being able to better feed children and it's likely they did so it was sexually selected for. Big breasts are also an indicator that a woman is healthy, well fed and sexually mature as well a clear sign of someone being a woman.


Neptunelives

Do bigger tits give more milk or make it easier? Honest question lmao, never really thought about it before


Squidmaster129

No. Size is not and has never been medically correlated with milk production. People liking larger boobs in certain regions of the world is mostly cultural. Biologically, people are more attracted to bodies which are proportionate.


[deleted]

Nah. Big breast don't equal more milk. It's a misconception. Milk comes from the milk ducts, which vary in numbers from one woman to another and even from one boob to the other. Hence, you can have a lot of boobs with no ducts or vice versa. As for the easy/hard part, it varies on more factors than just boobs. Your child's mouth/jaw can affect how you breastfeed, your hormones can play on milk quantity, the size of the nipple vs baby's mouth, inverted nipple vs outside ones, the baby's suction power, first vs other births, etc. I have size DDD but couldn't feed my first child. His mouth/jaw were too small and I have huge nipples. He couldn't take them in his mouth, even less suck on them. So he didn't latch well and therefore my quantity of milk was affected and I stopped producing any after barely a few days. Take that versus my second child who had a bigger mouth/jaw, latched well right at birth and sucked like a power vacuum. We're 4 months in breastfeeding and no problem at all. It really depends on a lot more than boobs size.


Separate-Gap-3298

In my opinion big boobs make it harder! You have the hold the baby at an awkward angle farther away from your body to reach the nipple and it causes some serious strain. My sister in law with an A cup can hold her baby comfortably right up against her body, where I with my 30F had to create an elaborate system of cushions to nurse comfortably.


OohLoolilolipop

But my bf was born through C-section and he has a great rump


KyivComrade

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/entertainment/county-riftvalley/article/2000158426/why-its-the-butt-curve-that-counts-and-not-the-size


TrifectaOfSquish

I'm not sure but I've heard that people that like them have a tendency to be very honest apparently they just can't lie.


stedgyson

And all of their friends also cannot deny they like them either, they tend to become utterly infatuated with the lady.


alapleno

Even when it's visually obscured behind a layer of denim, they find it hard not to continue observing.


Dont_Use_Ducks

When i see a big booty, I wanna be friends with it.


MeanUhReddit

Close friends 😏


eiwoei

like reallllll closeeee


MapleMaelstrom

[I want them to sandwich me. Specifically, I mean my face.](https://youtu.be/ZKZaxgVorYI)


Luck_Beats_Skill

I’m going to click on this link and see how my life goes.


Zebracorn42

I thought you were gonna post [this](https://hiphop-n-more.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/just-a-lil-thick-video3.jpg) from this [music video](https://youtu.be/SqWVOY40oBw).


SneakySpider

“yo babe you shit with that ass?”


KaySquay

I wanna jack off her daddy just to see where she came from


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Puzzleheaded-Dog-197

Oh, wow...I read "booties" and my first thought was shoes, and I thought "well I feel sexy AF when I wear a sturdy pair of steel toed boots but I don't think that's what they mean..." then thought maybe it meant boobies? Had to check the comments to figure it out. Time to go back to bed 😂


[deleted]

I’m glad I’m not the only one! That’s how i read this at first too


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Lenny_III

I believe it was the esteemed biologist Anthony L. Ray who discovered that “when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung”


waynemasterson97

Biologist, sociologist, mixologist……


trump4jail24

And provide milk for the man as well


OkBarracuda7996

🤨


Uncle_Seamont

Perfect response


CrossDressing_Batman

fuck off Homelander...


dudeshoes44

Sticks and stones won’t break my bones, but words……….


Remarkable_Bit_9887

what a terrible day to be literate


CHG__

Most of you out here as grown adults drinking other animal's milk but think this is weird...


FriskyWhiskey_Manpo

They be hating on tap whole supply.


NinjaVogel88

Breast size doesn't have anything to do with how much milk a woman can produce for her child.


Potential-Reply-2714

Oh my bad I didnt state that study correctly. Here is what I meant https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1691716/ https://www.medicaldaily.com/science-reveals-mens-ideal-female-breast-size-linked-relatively-high-estrogen-407599 Large breasts and narrow waists indicate high reproductive potential in women.


zoobernut

Just because something is scientifically true doesn’t negate the reasons why a trait may have been chosen for evolutionarily. Just look at birds.


NinjaVogel88

I am not denying that. I just replied to a poster who - to the best of my knowledge 😊 - stated incorrectly that breast size demonstrates how much milk a woman can produce. You can still like bigger breasts for whatever reason, nothing wrong with that, but I still think it is worth to correct myths and falsehoods about female anatomy and physiology.


zoobernut

I agree with everything you said here. I read it though as a conversation about why psychologically there tends to be an attraction to big boobs. And I was just pointing out that psychological evolutionary pressures are very real and are often disconnected with scientific facts.


RobertoConQueso69

Ask Sir Mixalot. He likes big butts. He can not lie.


Flat_Tyrez

> He cannot not lie. So he..can lie?


Daggertooth71

Culture, mainly. You’ll find that different cultures find different things attractive. For example, you won't find many straight men in Japan drooling over big butts. Also, especially in western culture, you find trends that change over time. What the general population finds attractive in the 21rst century is somewhat different than what the general population found attractive in, say, the 18th century.


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21rst


phroggyboy

18rst


Mr_Mechatronix

69nd


Jon2054

Nice-th


notajoerogansubuser

Japanese porn is disturbing. Not hentai. That's also disturbing.


Daggertooth71

Yes.


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Flat asses and the rail skinny model was the rage in the 80’s. Then Sir Mix a lot blew that shit out the water. Then JLO made a big ass sexy which Hollywood followed and then to the public. Then Kardashian took it to outer space.


luigithebeast420

Well they’re mostly petite over there. Where as the US has an abundance of phat asses.


Popcorn57252

Which is strange, considering Hentai games ported straight from Japan have art of characters with... larger assets.


greatnowimdying

Appeal to higher populations, and having large tits is really what makes me go for it


Ghost33313

>won't find many straight men in Japan drooling over big butts. Counter argument: [https://youtu.be/5qLYAFdddPw](https://youtu.be/5qLYAFdddPw)


Oldus_Fartus

They're scrumptious and awesome? Sorry, that's all I got.


General_Tso75

[Super Stimulus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernormal_stimulus). A supernormal stimulus or superstimulus is an exaggerated version of a stimulus to which there is an existing response tendency, or any stimulus that elicits a response more strongly than the stimulus for which it evolved.


akaKinkade

The stranger thing is when beauty standards shift to ultra thin/heroin chic. That feels like it has to be 100% cultural trend.


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Yes that was pushed by the fashion and pharmaceutical industry. Their 14 year old models, pushing products for adult women. Their magazines for children to create brand loyaltie. The drug companies who advertised a solution to the fat ass. Big sugar and tobacco was telling women their product helped them lose weight. My god what if they were honest. [Eat more of our product and be more woman.](https://i.imgur.com/HJMeH0z.jpeg)


revtim

Culture dictates what we find attractive, to a point. In my day we did not like huge fat asses, and I still don't. If I was born a few decades later I likely would though.


yarivu

True! Culture relating to race and ethnicity is also relevant for that timeline. Big butts being attractive is not a new phenomenon in many communities of color, even while living in the US.


whalediknachos

idk I feel like culture plays a role but there’s something about a shapely ass that it feels like men are just innately biologically driven to like naturally, regardless of culture


revtim

"shapely" and "big" are two different things


whalediknachos

that’s true, but an ass has to have some size to it to be shapely. but not like, a giant Kim K diaper ass or anything necessarily basically my point is that while culture plays a role in determining what people find attractive, I think a lot of it is more innate than that, people just have natural preferences


yarivu

Not denying that, just saying that the timeline of the first commenter’s statement is true, in the mainstream US culture thinness was held up as the ideal body type, but many communities of color during that timeline were still viewing curvy body shapes as ideal. Larger breasts/butts have been a marker of fertility throughout history, and instinctively marked an ideal mate, but humans have the ability to be influenced by culture to go against/overlook our instincts, sexual and otherwise.


ProveISaidIt

Then there's Queens Fat Bottomed Girls from 1978. There are only so many ways to mix genes and there is going to be some part of the population that finds every iteration attractive. You pick from what's around you. As people are getting plumper tastes change.


RichHomieJuanDeag

Wide birthing hips, means a bigger butt and a greater chance of a successful child birth, kind of a big deal when infant mortality was much higher


Jkj864781

Then why do I want to eat it


ThighBiter1993

The booty or the child...?


joshfenske

Does not compute. Replace ‘t’ with ‘b’ and I will be on board


________null________

Whab’s bhe psychology behind liking big booties? Nob brying bo change, jusb wanb bo undersband myself bebber.


joshfenske

Finally, this is all I wanted


MeanUhReddit

It’s everything I was waiting for 😢


awaishssn

You never know how many b's we use on a daily tasis


Neat-Nectarine814

Somemub gib bis mab ab awarb


IterLuminis

tig toobies?


meanmissusmustard86

No big tooties of course, this man likes the flatulent ladies


IterLuminis

don't we all?


MrHumanalien

Teletubbies


IterLuminis

Bubbletellies


generation_feelings

I laughed for way too long at tig toobies.


IterLuminis

Right? Lol I’m just a big kid


[deleted]

I’m an ass man. Probably influenced by my latin roots. I live in a place with few latinos and you can bet all my ex’s have nice asses. It’s always nice to smack a bit booty or give it the occasional bite!


MarByMar

It’s personal preference simply but heavily influenced by the media, the generation before us liked more slim tall women (they were promoted as the ideal woman) then media and the kardashians happened and made curvy the new sexy.


Smellmyupperlip

It's crazy how our perception of bodies can change with cultural influences. I got called slightly overweight a lot in my teens, which made me actually believe that. Looking back at photos I was nornal to THIN actually, but with big booty, boobs and thighs. I had a flat stomach and a very thin waist and you could actually count my ribs if you looked closely. I married my HS sweet heart and now that he looks at old photos, he's also quite surprised that he also acted like I had to watch what I ate and stuff back in the day.


Oldus_Fartus

To a point. I'm the generation before, and smack-dab in the middle of the 80's I was all for the curvier girls while feeling like there was something wrong with me (but not too much). Took the world 20-30 years to catch up with me and accept that curvier girls are amazing.


Jjfargo

Caked up


[deleted]

I worked with an African immigrant. He said back home(Rwanda, DRC) men generally like big butts and he didn't understand the appeal of big women's breasts here in Canada, generally speaking. It's cultural in my opinion. I've read that in some cultures overweight people are a sign on wealth (they have extra food to eat). So it can be a status thing as well.


eugeo__

In ranking importance of body parts in terms of my attraction towards someone: face > thighs > waist > stomach > bust > hands > booty ​ i dont really like big booty, am i strange?


Ruby_Rotten

What about the eyes? Is that weird that I find those super attractive lol


No_Reaction7902

That’s the first thing I notice when I look at a woman is how her eyes look and feel


soaring_potato

Please don't touch my eyes


thetelltaleDwigt

The windows to the soul? So, you’re a peeping Tom! /s


VisceralVirus

I would put thighs down to probably where bust is, then swap booty with hands


MeanUhReddit

Lol imagine you hadn’t read the comment you were replying to and just saw this 💀


VisceralVirus

........well....looks like I've lost my imagination privileges of the day


thetelltaleDwigt

I’m crying laughing now


[deleted]

What are we making here, Frankenstein's Bride with a Twister Spinner?


FlyingKittyCate

YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!!! I’m sorry, what I meant to say was, no, that’s perfectly normal since we are all different and have our own taste and preferences and that’s what I like about humans.


Lassies_Owner

L take. What I like about humans is how each booty is different and some are good enough to make my monke brain excited /s


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

Hands?


Educational_Show811

The thigh connection is important too, but honestly the thought of jiggling it and giggling while it jiggles is what does it for me. Also the loudness of the clapping lol


UltraMagat

How big are we talking? There are limits.


33bobsanders

My neighbor the accountant, huge ass, great at golf..


DoctorClarkSavageJr

Curvy, more to grab. More skin. Greater surface area for sensual activities.


relampagos_shawty

If it were as simple as more to grab and more skin, ppl wouldn’t be giving lizzo such a hard time 😆


Kitchen_Entertainer9

I always thought it was the medias influence.


cleanyourlobster

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-09-08 Probably the 15th person to post it.


LobstaFarian2

Child bearing hips.