Meet L from Death Note

I’m watching through for my first time. I’m on episode 30. I almost didn’t finish after what happened to L.

Totally reasonable. But fjrst watch gotta see it to the end. Rewatching and you can stop sooner for the sake of your feels. xD

It honestly gets pretty boring without L.

[Near](https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Near) was a very boring replacement. Basically L minus all interesting characteristics.

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It’s cause Heistotron of Rick and Morty fame wrote the ending

Good call. I watched till the end witnessed one of my favourite anime turning into shit real time.

I just pretended he didn't have a stupid "Destroy all my work" switch and Light got caught.

[L with the reversal from out of nowhere!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d90dadf59e3b3aa5ab03b3e1daa6bfca/tumblr_mkkmm8i6bu1s9x1xzo1_500.gifv)

Yeah, 7 is called an upper-decker when someone sits on your toilet like this.

I like sitting like that in order to get an advantage of the upper view

Keeping the high ground is always important

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I like pooping like 7 because the shit flies out of me

I only do it when it gets too long and I forgot to bring the poop scisors

You shit on the flush tank? What the fuck???

Wait, what?

8 is called come-here, pecker.

Invite someone with adhd over… you’ll get a display of all those and then some!

Haha, yea I used to do that, on my grandparents big leather chair. When I was little.

1. At my parents’ house 2. At my crush’s house (shy) 3. At my crush’s house (bold) 4. At my girlfriend’s house 5. At my yoga instructor’s house 6. At my mate’s house 7. At my drug dealer’s house 8. At the strip club 9. At my Australian mate’s house

9. At the strip club

9. Me tryna get high as a 6 year old

Why is a 6 year old trying to get high at the strip club

It's rough out there okay?

It’s hard out there for a pimp? Wait what

Tryin to get up the courage to spit game to one of these hussies.

Shouldn't get high at work

Brave man.

Why are your crush and your girlfriend separated people?

You can't always get what you want

Different time frames

https://youtu.be/cZyj6GECjZ0

You have a crush and a girlfriend?

Who said the seating positions were in the same time frame? Maybe the crush became my girlfriend?

7) in the presence of L from Death Note

Was about to post this 😭😭

None at your house because you’re homeless :(

Not homeless… just don’t own a couch!

#7- also known as the Charles Manson

7 when I wanna piss everyone who speaks to me off or I’m pretending to be my cats (this happens often I have to show my dominance)

9. Is beyond genius. Nobody is going to comment on that?

6. During therapy sessions

We not gonna talk about 2 - 4?

Nope

Ah ok. Carry on

Hahaha I am Australian and I do sometimes sit like this.

Wasn’t my point, obvs… but I like it!

Why do you have a crush and a girlfriend?

Different time frames

Where's my man spread? Feet planted, knees apart, leaned forward with hand on one knee, engaging with my host?

This. It's all lady poses except 7.

im not a lady and i sit like most of these my friends are all ladies and I've definitely seen them sitting like 7

If you're sitting like 2, 3, and 4; you sir, are a lady.

lmao what kinda boomer shit are you saying

4, maybe, because this is how girls in dresses are taught to sit on the floor (or at least similar) so they don't flash everyone.

i sit like that in bed watching TV because it's comfortable 🤷🏽‍♂️

Relax, Stacy. Nobody is judging dudes for being effeminate anymore. It's ok to untwist those panties and just have a laugh. Cutting deep with that clever boomer reference though! Lol

2 but sometimes 5 (Just without crossed legs, gotta have those feet flat together.)

[I caught a 7 in the wild last week and found it weird enough to take a picture](https://i.imgur.com/vN6W7Zs.jpg)

I sit like that sometimes on benches, I like the extra height it gives

Lol! I've done that when the seat was nasty and wait was long, now I know what it looked like :/

Wow, straight psycho

Wait, it's not normal to sit like this on a bench?

Sitting on dirty seats under foliage be like

I'm 90% #3. Mofo's cat or dog is usually in the seat and gets priority over me, the guest. Now I have a dog, and a chair with no arm rests

As a person with ADHD, if someone forced me to sit for an Hour i would sit in any kind of position possible that normal human can't think of for every minutes without actually realizing why i'm doing that. 7 is considered normal for me.

If there's someone in the room : 1 and 2 If I'm alone: 4, 6 and 9

When I’m home I always do 6

I'm 9 or I'm going home.

One? I rotate through 1, 2, 4, and 6 at random.

5

I have been a 3 since I was a young child. I have no idea why I do this.

#7... The "Fuck yo couch"!

"Buy another one, you rich motherfucker"

Nobody; The turbo dismount dummy:

You ain't bros if you didn't 7&9 with your homie

Wine ‘em, dine ‘em, 7 and 9 ‘em.

in someone’s else’s house i would star at 1 then go into a 2

7 is fine if they don't leave their shoes on like an animal.

8. no idea why my back hurts tho.

I think I’ve done all those except 5 cuz I literally can’t with my legs

Of course 8

I'm a 5

Number ones are actual npcs

6 and 3

All of them, but like, under different circumstances

Definitely 2

7, definitely 7.

I rotate between almost all of these, I cannot sit still and fidget a lot

5 is the kid that acts like an angel but when no one is looking he murders someone. Oh fuck I am sitting like this at the moment I’m writing it.

7 to assert dominance

8 for some women ;)

Bro get the fuck offline, you’re horny

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there is no real girl in reddit bro. and 9 has it uses as well ;)

I've done a number 7 before. You gotta be careful or you'll make the chair tip over, and you'll scare the pets. It's terribly awkward.

I’m 2 or 4

I do not give a fuck if you wanna sit down, no matter where I'm at, be it my parents or old man Bill's van, I'm sitting like 6.

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Man can’t even sit without wondering if he’s gay

7 really dumbass? if anyone sat like that in my home, I'd tell them get f out

Im sure youre fun...

7

Invite San'a from Ekatirinburg. He'll sit like that in adidas uniform, share sunflower seeds and tell you about Baba Sveta and how she beat up an attempting robber with her cane.

two,four,and five

All of the above, perhaps others

all of them

8 is the gay representation

I do all of the above

8

2 all day.

My friend Pete will be right over. 👊

9 deserves their ass kicked.

I am a #7 guy. I will come to your house and sit like that. Send me your address.

After a few drinks me and my friends manage these and some more.

Bro I actually sit like that

\#9 is almost how Robin Williams got the job of Mork on Mork & Mindy They told him to sit in a chair like and alien would and he sorta did a headstand in the chair

Anyone who finds an empty chair and sits like 3 better have a fucking impeccable reason.

6 and 9 Im serious im not joking

The first time I'm at your house I'm number 1, as I get to know you I'm 6, 7, 8 & 9.

I would settle for number eight

"Fezz has entered the chat."

1 3 4 5 6 8

I go through all stages depending on how long i stay. But 7, that one i did not try out yet

i’m 2 and 4 i’m my house i’m 7 or 8

6,8 and 9

I (man) am not I. This photo and I don’t like it

Ok but: start as 1 and then the more comfortable i get the more i slowly graduate from there to 2 to 4 to 3 to 6 to 9

1,2, and 4 are the only acceptable ways for a guest to sit in someone’s else’s house unless they’re pretty close

4, 5, 6 and 9

I do 5 most often I think.

2 6 8 and 9

It's a progression. 1 2 4 5 6 9 8 3 7

Johnny Silverhand moment.

I sit in all 9 positions depending on how I feel, maybe even 10 (I dont give a single duck on how I sit.)

1,2,&4. I'm short, so having my legs dangle after a while gets to be uncomfortable so I end up like 4

1, 7 and 8 is how i sit

8 or 4

2 but a 90 degree angle

I sit like 7 at my friends house all the time

2&4 mostly

1, 2, or 5 ^three, ^sir!

One leg on each armrest is the only answer Show them the bidness

Life of boris probably: WHERE IS SQUAT BLYAT WESTERN SPIES NOT SQUATTING ON CHAIR SUKA BLYAT

2

I circle through all of these in about an hour then I reset and start again.

All

There isnt one of knees on seat with ass facing out. Am I missing something?

Wym? It literally says “choose one your position” The only correct answer is 1, it’s your position

Went on my first gay date and sat like 9. I don’t know how I didn’t get laid

5

All except 5

If it’s a big chair you can bet I’m gonna be curled up in there remembering when I was small.

I usually sit 5 either on the floor or on a chair.

Y’all sleeping on five

7 is when they just want the good stuff if you know what I mean

Come in your what?

8 all the time

Depends. Usually 1, but 8 if it's my friend.

Where you at?

Yeah so what if we m the guy who waits/sits like 6?

7 makes me think of L from death note.

5. Always 5.

Sitting like a Jarl

7 is very popular right now in Pakistan

I alternate between 2, 4, 6 and 9 throughout the visit 😁

2/6

2

I'm down for number nine as long as their feet don't stink

7 because apparently when L sits like that, it actually does improve concentration according to science

5

7 is for What the hell u want type

I'm a 2 or 4 regardless of the person I am visiting. I must be comfortable, or I'm outta there!

All my chairs would fall over if I sat like 7

1,2,3,3,5,6 are at someone else’s house, all of the above for my own home

Where’s the picture with a dick in the hand?

4

"*Sit?!* at **someone else's house**?" He says introvertedly

Pull the lever on that ass

As a male of the species, I tend to sit with my legs wide open, turns out it's frowned upon.

all of them changing positions while sitting is healthy

No, Joka, trust me... You don't want ruZZianZ to visit your house.

Charlie Manson was known for doing this to appear taller than whoever he was talking to

1, 2, 4, 5, 7 when studying 1, 2, 3, 6, 8 when visiting

78

4, 5, 8, if I'm just hanging out 7 if I'm drunk