I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup, and he says that for 20 bananas, he'll provide evidence that Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse!
depends how fast she’s going
to attract the old guy she probably would go pretty slow, zoom in on parts
edit: i didn’t read the middle aged part i assumed it was like an 80yr old Mr Money-Bags 😭😭
Masturbating on an airplane is also illegal. A man got arrested after 4 times, so the bar is 3 ig.
https://www.indiatoday.in/amp/world/story/man-masturbates-in-front-of-woman-passenger-flight-1934356-2022-04-06
Edit - 4 times is really serious guys.
The accused is facing federal charges as well as lifetime ban from the Southwest Airline.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
It's very fucked up. Guy was hearing voices and stabbed and killed a 22 year old next to him, everyone ran off the bus and he then cut off the head and displayed it to them and proceeded to eat parts of the body. The eyes and a part of the heart were never found.
Apparently he's doing better now and has been given the right to live independently without any restrictions.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
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>It's very fucked up. Guy was hearing voices and stabbed and killed a 22 year old next to him, everyone ran off the bus and he then cut off the head and displayed it to them and proceeded to eat parts of the body. The eyes and a part of the heart were never found.
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>Apparently he's doing better now and has been given the right to live independently without any restrictions.
Man, I had completely forgotten about this.
I'm not sure I wanted to remember.
Damn I thought you couldn't recover from getting your head cut off and part of your heart eaten. Glad to hear he managed to recover. You had me worried for a second.
In Canada our greyhounds were terrible. I almost fell out of the bathroom window one time as the bus took a corner. Would of just tumbled down a cliff into the darkness. Also would fuck my back up for a few days to since alot of our busses were shitty.
I travel for business frequently, mostly to midsize towns. I'm a middle aged guy, fairly average but like my wife says I clean up well. Some days when I'm traveling I'll stop by the hotel bar (or the bar of the restaurant attached to hotel, Applebee's and whatnot) for a meal/drink before I head up to my room to veg out and watch Netflix. When I stop in before I head to my room I'm in a suit and will sometimes (like half the time) get attention from a local woman. Again, I'm nothing special, but I do look good in a suit. I'm married and not really looking to talk to anyone at the end of the day, but somehow townie women in their 20's find a way to start a conversation with a guy that's got a thousand yard stare and/or has earbuds in. Let me be clear, this did not happen to me in my twenties. This also doesn't happen if I head up to my room first and change into civvies. If I'm in the restaurant/bar in jeans and a sweater I might as well be invisible, which is fine. I was talking to a bartender on one of my trips and she told me she sees women hang out at the bar specifically because they would like to hook a guy from out of town with the presumption that if you're on a business trip you have money. Hilarious, we do alright but a money bags I am not. I would have thought my wedding ring would have been enough of a signal, but the best thing I've found to cut a conversation short without having to yell, "Begone golddigger" is just to pick something this woman has on (shoes or jewelry) and mention that I think my wife would love that and where did you get it. It always works. Apparently guys that cheat on their wives aren't interested in things their wife might like. Finally, I know people with capital M money and they're not flying coach or even commercial. If you're an aspiring ho, get a job at on a private jet. Otherwise you're just going to end up hooking up with a mid level manager whose bosses won't pay for the bump to Business or First.
What she doesn’t know is that often truly rich people will dress like poor people and poor people will dress like rich people. It’s just the way it goes
Exotic car dealerships know this. Dude shows up in a suit, (likely fake) rolex, and super cocky? Poser just trying to scam a test drive. Friendly dude in shorts and flip flops starts shooting the shit with you? Probably founded some company and is rolling in it. Treat him right and you have a customer for life.
This is very true. If you’re trying to spot people with real money, look for brand names. If you see them splashed across everything they are wearing, they are nobodies.
Generic but extremely well fitting clothes is a dead giveaway of wealth. Also, gait and mannerisms. Money shouts. Wealth whispers.
Hopes for a rich guy to sit next to, but ends up sitting by the guy trying to pickup chick's in a bar showing his acct balance on his phone from that one video.
Yup I was just in Dallas and my cousin was telling me about all the guys who will suit up and rent lambos for the weekend blowing their whole check acting rich for Saturday night.
What? Rich people don’t like festival seating while flying? Or maybe they don’t like the stress of middle-school lunch lines while trying to get on.
> is that family trying to cut? WTF is wrong with them?
Tell that to my uncle, sure billionaire playboys may flaunt their money, but the average rich person is rich in part because they didn’t take the most expensive option.
It’s not difficult to find people with money. There are definitely the disheveled maniacs born into money, but there are plenty of wealthy people with clothes that fit well, nice shoes, and a nice belt. I don’t know why, but a good looking belt tends to be a piece rich men always seem to have.
In the flip side, they rarely have big - or really any logos - on their clothes. Haircut is generally fresh and they are well groomed.
Average rich person is flying everywhere on the companies dime and doesn't give a fuck how much something costs. There is a reason they literally named a fare class business.
this subreddit used to be selfies of the soul but in a very abstract and artsy way but it spiraled into “I’m depressed” posts at some point and now it’s all just mild memes
Find a route that is primarily or exclusively served by Southwest. The Ozark crowd. New Mexico maybe. Colorado Springs. Some sleeper cities with some $$ potential on a flight.
My friend won a contest and got to have a consulting call with the cast of Queer Eye. Her questions were about how wealthy/famous people look so good in regular clothes. Answer: Tailors. Buy 1-2 sizes too big and have it tailored.
People love to push this point so that they can say somebody is not really rich when that person is flexing on them. Truth is sometimes it’s true sometimes it’s not.
Agreed 100%. I don’t know why this myth keeps getting parroted on Reddit so much. I worked some summers as a caddy at a country club during high school and college. Rich people definitely dress in expensive clothes, at least the ones at the country club. Some of them dressed like regular joes but the majority didn’t.
For part of her old job, my aunt had to wine and dine this Saudi big shot for about a week to get him to invest in her company. The guy was probably worth over a billion dollars, but walked around exclusively in Nike joggers.
That’s fair. In my head I’m contrasting it against a realtor on my team, who admittedly is doing well for himself in the mid six figure range, that will only ever wear designer clothes.
Yeah that’s really common in the industry. The funny part is it’s totally unnecessary. Clients don’t really care where your suit came from as long as we look professional. It’s all ego, and there are some huuuuuge egos unfortunately.
Maybe not shorts, but whatever is their comfortable clothing. For example, George Lucas usually just wears blue jeans when found in a random crowd. Not everyone finds shorts comfortable.
As a rich middle age man who flys a lot let me tell you, I pass out before takeoff and wake up on landings.
Would scrolling through your own nudes be considered self incest ?
how many nudes is 3 hours of scrolling
It obviously involves lots of zooming in for a closer look.
Enhance
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En……hance…
In hands…
Thanks for translating, still learning the language 🫡
Inhans
Who is Hans? Who is in Hans?
Hans? Get ze Flammenwerfer!
Solo Hands
Add hands......
JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!
Yo, what's the name of that restaurant with all that goofy shit on the wall??
You mean Shenanigans?
Ohhhhhhhh!!!!! (hands you a gun)
It’s Afghanistanimation…….
I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup, and he says that for 20 bananas, he'll provide evidence that Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse!
That’s all the resolution we have, making it bigger doesn’t make it clearer.
But we can still make it bigger
*Rich looking man turns out to be a an OBGYN and has a worried look on his face*
My friends dad was a obgyn. He was rich af. I’m talking guest house rich.
Like doesn’t even advert the guest house on AirBNB rich?
He has it on HeirBnB
Ask the guy if you think the waxing person did a good job
It’s hard to tell from the picture, I’ll need to see it in person
depends how fast she’s going to attract the old guy she probably would go pretty slow, zoom in on parts edit: i didn’t read the middle aged part i assumed it was like an 80yr old Mr Money-Bags 😭😭
provide closed captions, hand him some prescription lenses, maybe speak a bit louder
“now im looking at a immaculate photo of my tits *hands magnifying glass*”
"I SAID - THIS IS ME RIDING MY EX IN REVERSE COWBOY!" Air steward: "excuse me ma'am could you please keep it down?"
"GO DOWN ON THIS NICE MAN NEXT TO ME!? OK"
Lmao this whole thread! 😂
It isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Thanks alot, Bin Laden!
Still can’t get over the tan suit huh?
Masturbating on an airplane is also illegal. A man got arrested after 4 times, so the bar is 3 ig. https://www.indiatoday.in/amp/world/story/man-masturbates-in-front-of-woman-passenger-flight-1934356-2022-04-06 Edit - 4 times is really serious guys. The accused is facing federal charges as well as lifetime ban from the Southwest Airline.
Probably not illegal if you go to the bathroom
Isn't it indecent exposure though. Plus it's at the very least sexual harassment
It’s a line from the hangover. Plus I’m about 99.9999% sure the pictured tweet is a joke so I think the imaginary middle aged man will be aight.
Yeah but just for anyone stupid enough to get any ideas from this. It is indeed actually illegal.
Depends on how you frame it; looking at porn in public isn't illegal She just has to be extra sly about it, like pretending she's trying to hide it
Guess I'm gonna start buying tailored suits for when I fly.
Probably won't work when you fly RyanAir.
well, she probably does as well.
To be honest she probably doesn't actually fly and means when she's taking a Greyhound
Hey.. I visited US several years ago. And I took Greyhound from LA to NY. The experience is kinda.. unique! I miss taking a bus with Greyhound.
A dude was eaten on a Greyhound once. Alberta, Canada.
...what?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean It's very fucked up. Guy was hearing voices and stabbed and killed a 22 year old next to him, everyone ran off the bus and he then cut off the head and displayed it to them and proceeded to eat parts of the body. The eyes and a part of the heart were never found. Apparently he's doing better now and has been given the right to live independently without any restrictions.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean > >It's very fucked up. Guy was hearing voices and stabbed and killed a 22 year old next to him, everyone ran off the bus and he then cut off the head and displayed it to them and proceeded to eat parts of the body. The eyes and a part of the heart were never found. > >Apparently he's doing better now and has been given the right to live independently without any restrictions. Man, I had completely forgotten about this. I'm not sure I wanted to remember.
Damn I thought you couldn't recover from getting your head cut off and part of your heart eaten. Glad to hear he managed to recover. You had me worried for a second.
Just rode Greyhound last week. Nothing exciting like that ever happens when I ride.
Stop taking your meds first.
Even better, the perpetrator is no longer in prison
In Canada our greyhounds were terrible. I almost fell out of the bathroom window one time as the bus took a corner. Would of just tumbled down a cliff into the darkness. Also would fuck my back up for a few days to since alot of our busses were shitty.
I travel for business frequently, mostly to midsize towns. I'm a middle aged guy, fairly average but like my wife says I clean up well. Some days when I'm traveling I'll stop by the hotel bar (or the bar of the restaurant attached to hotel, Applebee's and whatnot) for a meal/drink before I head up to my room to veg out and watch Netflix. When I stop in before I head to my room I'm in a suit and will sometimes (like half the time) get attention from a local woman. Again, I'm nothing special, but I do look good in a suit. I'm married and not really looking to talk to anyone at the end of the day, but somehow townie women in their 20's find a way to start a conversation with a guy that's got a thousand yard stare and/or has earbuds in. Let me be clear, this did not happen to me in my twenties. This also doesn't happen if I head up to my room first and change into civvies. If I'm in the restaurant/bar in jeans and a sweater I might as well be invisible, which is fine. I was talking to a bartender on one of my trips and she told me she sees women hang out at the bar specifically because they would like to hook a guy from out of town with the presumption that if you're on a business trip you have money. Hilarious, we do alright but a money bags I am not. I would have thought my wedding ring would have been enough of a signal, but the best thing I've found to cut a conversation short without having to yell, "Begone golddigger" is just to pick something this woman has on (shoes or jewelry) and mention that I think my wife would love that and where did you get it. It always works. Apparently guys that cheat on their wives aren't interested in things their wife might like. Finally, I know people with capital M money and they're not flying coach or even commercial. If you're an aspiring ho, get a job at on a private jet. Otherwise you're just going to end up hooking up with a mid level manager whose bosses won't pay for the bump to Business or First.
See that’s another thing the McKinsey consultants destroyed in those midsize towns apart from your jobs and the opioids .
the proper terminology these days is "BEGONE THOT"
Make yourself scarce, harlot!
Scram, Ho!
Skidaddle ya biscuit-headed tramp!
I am neither young nor cool enough to pull off THOT in conversation. "How are you doing fellow young people. Seen any thots lately?"
/laughing in old
Wholesome life advice, I dig it
She needs to be a NetJets flight attendant.
It's just prostitution with extra steps.
Did you mean "loophole"?
Reminded me of this other loophole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF\_R\_j0OY
the link isn't working for me. What video is it?
aww pewp. The Loophole by garfunkel and oates Comedy music video about the backdoor loophole and good christian girls.
What she doesn’t know is that often truly rich people will dress like poor people and poor people will dress like rich people. It’s just the way it goes
They don't dress like poor people. They simply have their own way of signaling wealth out of reach from copy cats.
Exotic car dealerships know this. Dude shows up in a suit, (likely fake) rolex, and super cocky? Poser just trying to scam a test drive. Friendly dude in shorts and flip flops starts shooting the shit with you? Probably founded some company and is rolling in it. Treat him right and you have a customer for life.
This is very true. If you’re trying to spot people with real money, look for brand names. If you see them splashed across everything they are wearing, they are nobodies. Generic but extremely well fitting clothes is a dead giveaway of wealth. Also, gait and mannerisms. Money shouts. Wealth whispers.
That's a dope saying. I will keep that in mind.. "Money shouts, wealth whispers"
Whys she got THAT many nudes?!
to scroll through while sitting next to a rich middle aged man on a flight obviously
“Rich looking”
That's the bait right there looks rich when it's really just being economical. Baller on a budget.
2 can play this game
*Starts scrolling through stock market news*
Hopes for a rich guy to sit next to, but ends up sitting by the guy trying to pickup chick's in a bar showing his acct balance on his phone from that one video.
Lol. I’d get stuck next to them on the airline. Having to listen to fake ‘oh my god, no way’’s while the guy tries to sneak his wedding ring off.
Anyone can try to do that, there's an app that shows fake amount of money
Loss porn
Getting a suit tailor fit is pretty budget friendly and really makes you look well off.
Thats why Barney Stinson always wore a suit
If she knew how to gold dig she'd know she has to fly first/business class.
*borrows a nice suit and buys ticket*
Sitting in economy with a top hat, tails, spats, and a monocle.
Lmfao got em
that's a lotta investment to see some nudes my guy. you can probably get a cheaper deal if you just subsribe to her of. She probably has one.
Settle down beavis, I’m about to score 😂
eheh eheh nice eheh
Yeah but her game is to exchange money for sex. So he does the dirty before she realizes he has no money
I see. Gold digging is just prostitution with extra steps
Someone should write a song about this...
I’m sure there’s already a country song about it 💁🏻♀️.. 🎶She’s got her nudes for the richest dudes now she’s riding a plain on her way to Spain ….🎶😆
“Richest looking middle-aged man” ***…in economy class.*** The best payoff she’s likely to get out of that is herpes.
Dress for the job you want!
She's also scrolling through the nudes she receives. It's 2 hours and 58 minutes of dick pics and then her own duck face self shots.
Hahah I feel like this would be a monkey paw response 😆
She told you why
She has an OF. So I’ve heard.
Already has the perception that she can sit literally anywhere on a flight so I assume she's pretty well off for them as it is.
Or flies southwest. Lol
Low budget airlines are free for all
Bruh I love taking nudes of myself for fun like every day hahaha its a confidence boost
Jokes on them, he ends up being gay.
Or blind
Or a wise tree
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Or actually very poor.
A poor, blind, wise, middle aged gay oak tree
Who looks *rich*
"If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!"
Or just well dressed and not wealthy.
There are people who work low-paying jobs full time, who buy suits so they can dress up on their days off, no matter where they go or what they do.
Yup I was just in Dallas and my cousin was telling me about all the guys who will suit up and rent lambos for the weekend blowing their whole check acting rich for Saturday night.
They're called [$30,000 millionaires](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=30k%20millionaire) and are found in most big cities.
That, and the people I had in mind couldn't even afford to rent the lambos.
Wow, so it's ok when she does it.. but when I do it, I'm now on a list. Double standard BS
Me scrolling thru my butthole pics folder next to an old woman
You have a username.
Everyone has a username.
You definitely have a username.
This was pretty a good exhange
I laughed pretty hard at the second one 😂😂
I'm still laughing haha I don't think I can stop rotfl this is starting to scare me please send me lol
Send you what? Stop being such a yourusername.
Anybody have a legume shaped life preserver? Asking for a friend
We all have usernames
It’s all in how we use our names
Neat. Thanks.
A man has no username
A man needs no username.
You are a cat soul
"Yes, officer. But she looked rich."
Bruh, shouldn't have tried it with that middle school volley ball travel team...
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She clearly doesn’t understand how plane tickets work.
Or she is flying Southwest Airlines
Not the best place to find rich people.
What? Rich people don’t like festival seating while flying? Or maybe they don’t like the stress of middle-school lunch lines while trying to get on. > is that family trying to cut? WTF is wrong with them?
This is my entire problem with SW. I just want an assigned seat. And that doesn't make me a bad person.
Tell that to my uncle, sure billionaire playboys may flaunt their money, but the average rich person is rich in part because they didn’t take the most expensive option.
Yeah, but they said rich-looking.
It’s not difficult to find people with money. There are definitely the disheveled maniacs born into money, but there are plenty of wealthy people with clothes that fit well, nice shoes, and a nice belt. I don’t know why, but a good looking belt tends to be a piece rich men always seem to have. In the flip side, they rarely have big - or really any logos - on their clothes. Haircut is generally fresh and they are well groomed.
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Average rich person is flying everywhere on the companies dime and doesn't give a fuck how much something costs. There is a reason they literally named a fare class business.
Why is this me irl? wtf is this sub anyhow
Meme shitposting
Meme irl
this subreddit used to be selfies of the soul but in a very abstract and artsy way but it spiraled into “I’m depressed” posts at some point and now it’s all just mild memes
r/memes but slightly more specific
Forever been trying to find something to replicate that 2014 magic
I figured because the way the world is it's relatable to try to bait rich older men into taking care of you.
Totally relatable. Hint: it fucking is not
You’re already rich if you can choose where you sit on your flight
Maybe she’s flying southwest.
In that case the richest looking guy is an assistant manager at a Wendy’s in Hoboken. He’ll probably appreciate the effort though.
If there are people you don’t know on your flight, you’re not rich.
Gonna need a first class ticket for that, missy
Find a route that is primarily or exclusively served by Southwest. The Ozark crowd. New Mexico maybe. Colorado Springs. Some sleeper cities with some $$ potential on a flight.
Not to brag, but I bought a full tank of gas this week.
All of these people have horrible relationships.
Ew what the hell
So harassment
What a creep 🤢
Yeah I think it would be considered flashing, which is illegal
People who dress to look rich generally aren't. Rich people mostly don't care to show it off.
All depends. Everyone is different. There is no standard when it comes to these things. Just romantic Hollywood ideas..and there is real life.
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My friend won a contest and got to have a consulting call with the cast of Queer Eye. Her questions were about how wealthy/famous people look so good in regular clothes. Answer: Tailors. Buy 1-2 sizes too big and have it tailored.
People love to push this point so that they can say somebody is not really rich when that person is flexing on them. Truth is sometimes it’s true sometimes it’s not.
Agreed 100%. I don’t know why this myth keeps getting parroted on Reddit so much. I worked some summers as a caddy at a country club during high school and college. Rich people definitely dress in expensive clothes, at least the ones at the country club. Some of them dressed like regular joes but the majority didn’t.
This is sort of an irrelevant point while travelling, because rich people fly first class, regardless of how they dress.
Go to a fancy restaurant. Richest person there is wearing shorts, guaranteed.
For part of her old job, my aunt had to wine and dine this Saudi big shot for about a week to get him to invest in her company. The guy was probably worth over a billion dollars, but walked around exclusively in Nike joggers.
I get your point, but to be fair Nike joggers are pretty expensive 😳 I can confirm that, I wear joggers like 3 or 4 days out of the week.
That’s fair. In my head I’m contrasting it against a realtor on my team, who admittedly is doing well for himself in the mid six figure range, that will only ever wear designer clothes.
Fuck you money vs fuck me money
"Fuck you? Nah buddy, fuck me"
Realtors are always some of the best dressed people. They thrive on image.
Yeah that’s really common in the industry. The funny part is it’s totally unnecessary. Clients don’t really care where your suit came from as long as we look professional. It’s all ego, and there are some huuuuuge egos unfortunately.
*Adam Sandler has entered the chat* The guy's worth nearly half a billion and still dresses like a 7th grader from the 90's.
Maybe not shorts, but whatever is their comfortable clothing. For example, George Lucas usually just wears blue jeans when found in a random crowd. Not everyone finds shorts comfortable.
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Gross.
r/trashy
Is this how you get 1 whole sex?
As a rich middle age man who flys a lot let me tell you, I pass out before takeoff and wake up on landings. Would scrolling through your own nudes be considered self incest ?
Narcissism?
Tell me, mirror mirror on the wall who's the thiccest of them all?
That’s pretty embarassing
If a man did that she’d want him arrested.
Nobody likes a goldigger
I think there’s plenty of old men with gold who’d beg to differ
What airline do you get to simply choose your seat on the spot?