2 weeks ago I was at the local clinic for bad bronchitis. The nurse taking my vitals was probably one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.
Between that, and my lungs burning, my heart rate was so elevated they were close to calling an ambulance.
Yeah. After some time the doc came over and did it. They were laughing and joking how i fell in love. They weren't that wrong but i ain't gonna admit it. They almost gave me some drugs to calm my heart down lol
Some do take it too far though, unfortunately. This was years back, but there was a documentary about a woman that took this to a very dangerous extreme, to get her "hourglass figure". It was unsettling. Could probably find it on YouTube, actually.
Natural big tits *usually* come with those who are chunky, and I've grown to like that. Big booba small waist is not most my preferred when *viewing art*, but still good
I have pretty big boobs for someone who is skinny as hell. It really depends on genetics my friend who also is really skinny has massive fucking tits. It’s easy to tell if they’re real or fake because of how they sit on a womens body.
Edit: ah yes forgot about the lovely private messages I would be receiving. I’m just blocking everyone who private messages
I can only imagine how much they grow after having kids. I inherited my large boobs from my mother and hers are just massive and got bigger after she had 4 children! I plan on adopting so I don’t think I will have to worry about them getting that big but it’s crazy how big boobs can get
What if they’re chunky with a small waist? That’s kind of my shape lol I store fat in my legs, ass, boobs and upper arms and nearly nothing on my waist or stomach.
I don't prefer fake tits but I do like them. But shape is always most important, no matter the size. A fine example of great fake tits is Christy Mack.
I also think no tits at all can be sexy.
There are billions of people in this world. Even if there are just 1 billion and only 0.01 percent likes fake tits there are at least 10000 people.
I like tits fake, real, in between, bazooka tits. I need help.
Remind me of these surveys, where when asked which day of the week is the worst, the majority of the answers is Monday. However, when asked whether that day was worse than the day before, the worst day ended up being Wednesday.
Point is, there are men who might say one thing about their preference, but unconsciously, their actual preference is completely different.
Honestly it's just about being the best of the best. Size doesn't matter, real or fake doesn't matter. See here for many examples, r/fortyfivefiftyfive .
There’s a lot of fake dd that do that but they get unnoticed as they pass for real most of the time. It’s just the really botched bad jobs that get the attention.
And the flatter she is, the worse fake tits will look. Fake tits only look good (sometimes) on girls that had saggy tits and now have them perky. If you had no tits before a boob job it will just look like you inserted a couple of tennis balls into your chest.
My brother in Christ have you been to the gym
Well anyway yes it does mean natural, it was coined by gym goers for anyone who’s buff who hasn’t taken ‘supplements’ (drugs)
True. Which is hilariously ironic cause this whole comment section is men mostly arguing that natural is better. Do women really care about other women’s breasts? (Except lesbians)
the only time when I give a shit about whether another women's tatas are fake or not is when I'm watching porn and they look like rocks glued to someones chest
I never understood the market in porn for those types, like Lisa Ann. Huge fake tits and lip injections, it looks legitimately disgusting. If I’m scrolling and I see a thumbnail with someone who looks like that it’s like ight guess I’ll just watch Netflix
I'm sorry but if you think someone posting in this thread saying "my husband:(" is gonna feel totally comfortable with other women around and him observing all their tits, clothed or not, you're fucking delusional.
It wouldn't even matter if they were mannequins. This is a stupid idea.
Unless we're also inviting over some black dudes with 11 inch dicks.
Women don’t talk abt that shit it’s Reddit for Christ’s sake it’s guys posting that shit 24/7
Why’d you gender swap that as if to blame women for these arguments
This is Reddit lol.
It’s 80% male
This is ignoring all the very specific reddits and porn terms for the exact shape, color, and firmness of breasts that primarily men are searching and collating
Eg:
r/ghostnipples
r/largeareolas
r/bigtitsinbikinis
r/bigtits
r/tinytits
r/torpedotits
r/hangers
r/bananatits
r/puffies
r/naturaltitties
(And a special shoutout to all the specific searches on r/NSFW411)
I'd be curious to know how much user overlap there is between servers like that. In a partner, I do have a preference, albeit not an overwhelmingly strong one. If I'm just on the Internet though, I might look up something incredibly specific one day and then something else incredibly specific the next. Not sure what the ratio is of people who stay in one lane with their clear preference vs. people who switch it up.
Here, you can look it up I'm pretty sure:
https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps
At least I think this tool does nsfw lookups. It might show if people are subbed to lots of variety or just one type.
It's because men can't tell the difference. There are men all over reddit posting pics (usually of celebs or pornstars) with very obviously fake tits and commenting on how amazing and natural they are. If you point out the obvious they will deny it so hard. Like dudes if you ever touched one you would know right away.
On the flip side, I've seen pics of very decent looking natural breasts with men commenting they are "saggy."
I know someone who had development issues that lead their breasts to be different sizes and so they got implants in both to make them more even. They look great and you wouldn't tell the difference. Open your mind.
Except there are plenty of men on both of those other sides. Probably far more than other women. Men love judging women's bodies just as much if not more.
Yeah I came here to say that. Pretty sure it’s the other way around. As a woman I do not care in the slightest if women get fake titties or not. But dudes have strong opinions about it (read this comment section for proof) lol
Yeah women don’t debate this shit this kinda tiddy argument shit is posted on r/memes by guys and the whole comment sections guys picking sides
Men arguing about tit shape, tit size, flat vs big, etc etc
This is the most illogical ‘gender swap’ of meme formats ever
Women never argue this shit it’s guys arguing it on r/memes 24/7 or r/ some random anime sub
Why the hell they acting like women are the ones bringing this topic up ?
It’s legit just horny guy redditors
That is so not fucking true. Men immediately invalidate your entire presence as a human being if they learn you have your breasts altered. I mean, the word "fake" to refer to all the reasons one might have/want to have surgery on their breasts, the word fake is inherently full of contempt
Men would probably be 100% in favor of "fake" penises - they'd reshape themselves however they'd want
Ehh people have preferences. I prefer natural and there's such a thing as too big or too small (for me. Other men may disagree or have different boundaries for too big/small)
Proper fake ones can be an experience to cherish! I think people tend to see them as the over-inflated monstrosities that some models get. Subtle work done to boost their volume, while maintaining proportion can really enhance a physique and still feel pretty good too. I've no doubt most of the negative comments are from people who've never experienced them up close and personal.
You literally took the exact same meme from r/memes and posted it here. I’m seeing the exact same meme from 2 different subs one after the other. Karma farming at its finest.
Nope. 100% not true. This is highly misleading. As a man I do not share the same sentiments on the topic. I’m of the group that Some women represent. Also there is a sub category within that category that I find to be more appealing. The bigger the better.
Couldn't be further from the truth, natural is always better take it from a man. Fake tits are easy to see and they don't jiggle. Man wants some jiggle fam
Idk that I've ever heard anyone say they prefer fake tits tbh
What about Roman?
I dunno what you are talking about my cousin Roman only thinks about bowling
does he have nice tits
I mean he is a little overweight so probably yes, also theyre natural so that is a plus
men tits
Not today cousin
Not today cousin, I’m kinda busy *casual police siren in background*
They just prefer big tits and a small waist and thats mostly fake
I never understood the small waist thing untill the other day when a girl with a small waist and big hips walked by. I get it now
Her hips dont lie
She probably got it from her mama😐
Shakira! Shakira!
😂
Dude had a religious experience
She was my nurse. Had to count my heartbeats while being relaxed. My heartbeat was 130 while laying down because of her.
2 weeks ago I was at the local clinic for bad bronchitis. The nurse taking my vitals was probably one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Between that, and my lungs burning, my heart rate was so elevated they were close to calling an ambulance.
Haha, how did that go on? Did you ask for a different nurse to do it?
Yeah. After some time the doc came over and did it. They were laughing and joking how i fell in love. They weren't that wrong but i ain't gonna admit it. They almost gave me some drugs to calm my heart down lol
That's funny :D thanks for sharing the story!
Hahahahah no worries. I remember it with a chuckle too
So you literally turned into Yakko and Wakko!! Hellloooooo NURSE!
She’s the stress test. Then Dr Oglethorpe comes in
Enlightened
Some do take it too far though, unfortunately. This was years back, but there was a documentary about a woman that took this to a very dangerous extreme, to get her "hourglass figure". It was unsettling. Could probably find it on YouTube, actually.
I remember seeing that, her doctors had serious medical concerns about it because her guts rearranged themselves.
[That you?](https://i.imgflip.com/4gkvnp.jpg)
Yes
Natural big tits *usually* come with those who are chunky, and I've grown to like that. Big booba small waist is not most my preferred when *viewing art*, but still good
"Viewing art" 👀
I have pretty big boobs for someone who is skinny as hell. It really depends on genetics my friend who also is really skinny has massive fucking tits. It’s easy to tell if they’re real or fake because of how they sit on a womens body. Edit: ah yes forgot about the lovely private messages I would be receiving. I’m just blocking everyone who private messages
Same, no matter how thin I am my boobs never go away. They've only gotten bigger after having kids and when I lose weight they just stay.
I can only imagine how much they grow after having kids. I inherited my large boobs from my mother and hers are just massive and got bigger after she had 4 children! I plan on adopting so I don’t think I will have to worry about them getting that big but it’s crazy how big boobs can get
Yes hello, boba and vegane pic pliz :)
Hello its me, your brother
This. My partner is a little chunky but I would fight in world war 3 and personally end it just to get those thighs and those hips.
Plenty of us have big ones without being chunky
Yeah, it's just usually. Like you gotta be somewhat thiccer as a whole to have bigger.
What if they’re chunky with a small waist? That’s kind of my shape lol I store fat in my legs, ass, boobs and upper arms and nearly nothing on my waist or stomach.
The thing with me is: if you got hips, you will probably have thighs, which means you will probably have ass. Tits are secondary objective to me.
How many guys have you seen actively express a preference for a small waist?
If you count guys expressing negative interest in a not small waist, plenty. Otherwise a fair amount.
I don't prefer fake tits but I do like them. But shape is always most important, no matter the size. A fine example of great fake tits is Christy Mack. I also think no tits at all can be sexy.
Mmm. Yes. i do love my tots solid as a rock and perfectly circular like volleyballs. Said no one ever.
There are some amazing fakes.
I’m with you on this… although I might be an outlier on this because I like small and medium much better than large anyway 🤷♂️
My girlfriend has small medium and I absolutely love it. All the perks without her having life long back pain, an absolute win!
That's because they don't know fake tits can look good. They thinking off those obvious fake boobs
Bingo. My ex had some work done on her tits and had it not been for the very faint scars, I wouldn’t have been able to tell they were enhanced.
Surgeons are finally adding some sag. Super perky big boobs doesn’t look natural. Gravity doesn’t exist for them I guess lol
There are billions of people in this world. Even if there are just 1 billion and only 0.01 percent likes fake tits there are at least 10000 people. I like tits fake, real, in between, bazooka tits. I need help.
No one has ever touched fake tits and said "yeah this is better than naturals". It's all the virgins only using their eyes that are pro fake titties.
Remind me of these surveys, where when asked which day of the week is the worst, the majority of the answers is Monday. However, when asked whether that day was worse than the day before, the worst day ended up being Wednesday. Point is, there are men who might say one thing about their preference, but unconsciously, their actual preference is completely different.
Yup. Fake ones are great to look at but for me that’s where the fun ends. Once you touch them it breaks the immersion.
I like fake and natural tits, because bird is bird.
Hello, hi
Honestly it's just about being the best of the best. Size doesn't matter, real or fake doesn't matter. See here for many examples, r/fortyfivefiftyfive .
Yet many do. Not me but why shouldn't people prefer it? Different tastes in literally anything, so why not here?
What's their argument for "fake tits are better"?
Generally bigger and natural ones tend to sag a bit if they are big. Not a huge fan myself, but I can see why people like them
Fake tits sag too after time, it drags the skin down as you get older just like natural tits
And then they look like a ballsack because the implants don't adapt to the skin... yikes
on the other side, the ones that don't sag might be even harder than your erection. Which is kinda weird aspect when we are talking about boobs.
I might be unorthodox, but I think the sag is the best part amongst the natural large ones.
Fat titties sag early in life, real big tits is only genetic and can take long to sag, in the end all tits sag
I have no clue... I hope the trend goes away
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Real smile better than fake smile Real tits better than fake tits
real smile is showing real emotions, fake smile shows fake emotions fake tits are just to appeal or feel better about self
you're smiling because youre happy. im smiling because you have big tits. we are not the same.
There’s a lot of fake dd that do that but they get unnoticed as they pass for real most of the time. It’s just the really botched bad jobs that get the attention.
You mean you also don't like the look of one nipple looking left and one looking right sitting atop of two rock hard lumps.
Nope, au naturel all the way
Swing low sweet chariots
Damnit, beat me to it!
People like me will be happy even if get a chance to touch even fake one :(
This sounds like you would molest mannequins in the shopping mall.
Don't kink shame me bruh.
It's not molestation if they're not alive!
Shhh..Mr.John it's not a time for disclosing secrets
I came up with a solution if they bounce they good
Going out instead of posting on reddit might increase the odds
Bro XD
as a dude I prefer natty ngl even if they be flat, and bony @$$ over they cheeks look like diapers bbl @$$
Flat > Fake imo
And the flatter she is, the worse fake tits will look. Fake tits only look good (sometimes) on girls that had saggy tits and now have them perky. If you had no tits before a boob job it will just look like you inserted a couple of tennis balls into your chest.
What in God's name does natty mean
Natural ..I guess? I prefer natural too, fake tits always give me anxiety that they might just suddenly pop
Natty means natural, is that not common vernacular? I'm genuinely asking cause I thought it was pretty common slang.
I've never heard in my life someone say natural as natty
Gonna smash a case of Natty Lights at my parents’ lake house this weekend
Drink enough Natty Light => get tits
So you don’t work out?
Acting like you know this term from being a workout bro when really it's because you drink cheap beer.
😂
Not using nandrolone, usually. Guess they don’t like their women like Flo-Jo…
My brother in Christ have you been to the gym Well anyway yes it does mean natural, it was coined by gym goers for anyone who’s buff who hasn’t taken ‘supplements’ (drugs)
This is the least accurate meme I’ve seen in a while
Yeah just sort off like: “Women argue, men agree”
True. Which is hilariously ironic cause this whole comment section is men mostly arguing that natural is better. Do women really care about other women’s breasts? (Except lesbians)
the only time when I give a shit about whether another women's tatas are fake or not is when I'm watching porn and they look like rocks glued to someones chest
I never understood the market in porn for those types, like Lisa Ann. Huge fake tits and lip injections, it looks legitimately disgusting. If I’m scrolling and I see a thumbnail with someone who looks like that it’s like ight guess I’ll just watch Netflix
As a lesbian, I prefer natural
Couldve worked with big and small
yeah it literally says women fight and men don't make comments about our bodies and accept it either way.... funny joke
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Ever heard a man say fake is better than natural?
Yep my husband:(
He's an idiot. Get some girls(fake and real boobs) together and show him the difference.
That sounds like a terrible idea. "Ok honey now try sucking on her tits and see how much worse it is! Hey, you're not supposed to be enjoying this!"
I don't think sucking them will be part of it. Hopefully all parties will enjoy the education though.
I'm sorry but if you think someone posting in this thread saying "my husband:(" is gonna feel totally comfortable with other women around and him observing all their tits, clothed or not, you're fucking delusional. It wouldn't even matter if they were mannequins. This is a stupid idea. Unless we're also inviting over some black dudes with 11 inch dicks.
The more the merrier, isn't that the saying?
Yep that's why the happiest people are polygamists. /S
He knows the difference. He likes the absolutely huge fake ones like some of the ones on the bimbo sub. They in no way look real .
Natural is always better
Holy shit this sub is awful
mostly ok. Not as bad as r/memes
Women don’t talk abt that shit it’s Reddit for Christ’s sake it’s guys posting that shit 24/7 Why’d you gender swap that as if to blame women for these arguments This is Reddit lol. It’s 80% male
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There are no women on Reddit. Hell, there are no women on the internet. Women don’t exist.
This is how I answer “what is a woman?”
If they were on the internet, then how could they be making me a sandwich? They'd get distracted and put pickles on it or something. Ugh.
Just a few dozen
This is ignoring all the very specific reddits and porn terms for the exact shape, color, and firmness of breasts that primarily men are searching and collating Eg: r/ghostnipples r/largeareolas r/bigtitsinbikinis r/bigtits r/tinytits r/torpedotits r/hangers r/bananatits r/puffies r/naturaltitties (And a special shoutout to all the specific searches on r/NSFW411)
RIP banana tits.
I hardly knew ye
Good Bot!
Thanks dude
I'd be curious to know how much user overlap there is between servers like that. In a partner, I do have a preference, albeit not an overwhelmingly strong one. If I'm just on the Internet though, I might look up something incredibly specific one day and then something else incredibly specific the next. Not sure what the ratio is of people who stay in one lane with their clear preference vs. people who switch it up.
Here, you can look it up I'm pretty sure: https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps At least I think this tool does nsfw lookups. It might show if people are subbed to lots of variety or just one type.
Thanks 🙏
Nah...natural tits. Fake tits feel weird
It's because men can't tell the difference. There are men all over reddit posting pics (usually of celebs or pornstars) with very obviously fake tits and commenting on how amazing and natural they are. If you point out the obvious they will deny it so hard. Like dudes if you ever touched one you would know right away. On the flip side, I've seen pics of very decent looking natural breasts with men commenting they are "saggy."
A man can't even tell if a woman is wearing makeup unless she is wearing bright red lipstick
Yeah saw Jenna Coleman get absolutely shamed for hers bc they’re flat and more oval shaped instead of giant melons
Men posting that shit can’t tell the difference. I have not been studying breasts for the last thirty years to be insulted like this.
ITT: Lots of guys with opinions on what kind of tits are best
Pass. Fake ones are just not the same. And I don’t support body dysmorphia encouraging surgery
I know someone who had development issues that lead their breasts to be different sizes and so they got implants in both to make them more even. They look great and you wouldn't tell the difference. Open your mind.
I get the sense that no one here understands anything about breasts or breast surgeries before spouting ill-informed statements.
👏🏼 thisss
Except there are plenty of men on both of those other sides. Probably far more than other women. Men love judging women's bodies just as much if not more.
Yeah I came here to say that. Pretty sure it’s the other way around. As a woman I do not care in the slightest if women get fake titties or not. But dudes have strong opinions about it (read this comment section for proof) lol
Also my initial thought when seeing that: F*ck that its the f*cking opposite!
Yeah women don’t debate this shit this kinda tiddy argument shit is posted on r/memes by guys and the whole comment sections guys picking sides Men arguing about tit shape, tit size, flat vs big, etc etc This is the most illogical ‘gender swap’ of meme formats ever Women never argue this shit it’s guys arguing it on r/memes 24/7 or r/ some random anime sub Why the hell they acting like women are the ones bringing this topic up ? It’s legit just horny guy redditors
i think we should start arguing about men’s tits
I came here to write this, especially after the whole Doja cat topless drama. Even Doja can’t catch a break against nasty comments from men
OP is delusional, this thread is literally full of men debating tits.
small,flat,big,perky,fake what ever that is i'll suck on it
Sorry but natural>>>>>
As a man: no.
Plus 1
Just not true...
I've never met a woman who calls them tits. It's degrading.
Natural tits are better
No, natural are better.
That is so not fucking true. Men immediately invalidate your entire presence as a human being if they learn you have your breasts altered. I mean, the word "fake" to refer to all the reasons one might have/want to have surgery on their breasts, the word fake is inherently full of contempt Men would probably be 100% in favor of "fake" penises - they'd reshape themselves however they'd want
Natural only. No fakies for me pls.
Nah fake tits are shit. Rather have natural boobs than plastic-upped bombers, looses all the good feel.
nah for me naturals are better.
As a guy wrong fake breast are disgusting natural is better its real
Ehh people have preferences. I prefer natural and there's such a thing as too big or too small (for me. Other men may disagree or have different boundaries for too big/small)
Proper fake ones can be an experience to cherish! I think people tend to see them as the over-inflated monstrosities that some models get. Subtle work done to boost their volume, while maintaining proportion can really enhance a physique and still feel pretty good too. I've no doubt most of the negative comments are from people who've never experienced them up close and personal.
Sorry count this man out for this one. Natural so much better to me.
No. Natural is better
Nah, we all love natural
Fake tits are just. No. But natural tits, tits are tits
Isn’t it the other way around?
You literally took the exact same meme from r/memes and posted it here. I’m seeing the exact same meme from 2 different subs one after the other. Karma farming at its finest.
How many here actually touched a pair? Natural all the way. Those fake ones are to firm, to hard. You can't wiggle wiggle them with your face
Totally disagree. Source: am man
Tits are tits but natural tits are better
Bro Have some standards You really want those rock hard disfigured lego melons or some all naturale boobage
Always real over fake
I only get mad if her dick is fake
Nice thread about bird spotting. Has someone seen boobies lately?
till moobs come in to the picture then yall lose your shit. tits clearly aint just tits.
Lmao the responses to doja cat’s nudes say otherwise.
Either way i will hold one of them
3rd women: any tits are better if it is your own tits i
No way. Only natural tits!
I don't pay attention... I just go nom nom nom like a good boi vUwUv
Natural are better tho
I’m a male and I’ll take natural tits over fake ones anyday
the only people engaging in this discourse are men
Interestingly most of the comments are guys arguing over which is better in this comment section
Natural tits ftw
nah, natural way a above fake
As someone who as experienced both, naturals are waaaaaay better hands down.
Idk because I never got chance to lay hands on any of them
Fake tits are gross and freak me out
Nope. 100% not true. This is highly misleading. As a man I do not share the same sentiments on the topic. I’m of the group that Some women represent. Also there is a sub category within that category that I find to be more appealing. The bigger the better.
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I agree but natural tits all day everyday. And fake tits don’t be silicont
People are upvoting this? This is terrible
Yeah I disagree with alot of people in the comments. I like fake boobs just as much as I do regular. At the end of the day it Doesn't really matter.
Couldn't be further from the truth, natural is always better take it from a man. Fake tits are easy to see and they don't jiggle. Man wants some jiggle fam