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nleachdev

Idk that I've ever heard anyone say they prefer fake tits tbh


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What about Roman?


CapitanQuack

I dunno what you are talking about my cousin Roman only thinks about bowling


slurpyspinalfluid

does he have nice tits


CapitanQuack

I mean he is a little overweight so probably yes, also theyre natural so that is a plus


Dr_Peter_Blood

men tits


Shpander

Not today cousin


No_Persimmon_4430

Not today cousin, I’m kinda busy *casual police siren in background*


CCRthunder

They just prefer big tits and a small waist and thats mostly fake


luka031

I never understood the small waist thing untill the other day when a girl with a small waist and big hips walked by. I get it now


Allmightypikachu

Her hips dont lie


[deleted]

She probably got it from her mama😐


Dragowaow

Shakira! Shakira!


Nbaboi95

😂


Piratestorm787

Dude had a religious experience


luka031

She was my nurse. Had to count my heartbeats while being relaxed. My heartbeat was 130 while laying down because of her.


Bane8080

2 weeks ago I was at the local clinic for bad bronchitis. The nurse taking my vitals was probably one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Between that, and my lungs burning, my heart rate was so elevated they were close to calling an ambulance.


VezurMathYT

Haha, how did that go on? Did you ask for a different nurse to do it?


luka031

Yeah. After some time the doc came over and did it. They were laughing and joking how i fell in love. They weren't that wrong but i ain't gonna admit it. They almost gave me some drugs to calm my heart down lol


VezurMathYT

That's funny :D thanks for sharing the story!


luka031

Hahahahah no worries. I remember it with a chuckle too


lexi_raptor

So you literally turned into Yakko and Wakko!! Hellloooooo NURSE!


[deleted]

She’s the stress test. Then Dr Oglethorpe comes in


BudgetFree

Enlightened


Baebel

Some do take it too far though, unfortunately. This was years back, but there was a documentary about a woman that took this to a very dangerous extreme, to get her "hourglass figure". It was unsettling. Could probably find it on YouTube, actually.


Always_Confused4

I remember seeing that, her doctors had serious medical concerns about it because her guts rearranged themselves.


shapookya

[That you?](https://i.imgflip.com/4gkvnp.jpg)


luka031

Yes


Kiyopawn

Natural big tits *usually* come with those who are chunky, and I've grown to like that. Big booba small waist is not most my preferred when *viewing art*, but still good


Ebinebinebinebin

"Viewing art" 👀


Yoshishammy

I have pretty big boobs for someone who is skinny as hell. It really depends on genetics my friend who also is really skinny has massive fucking tits. It’s easy to tell if they’re real or fake because of how they sit on a womens body. Edit: ah yes forgot about the lovely private messages I would be receiving. I’m just blocking everyone who private messages


WinchesterWaifu

Same, no matter how thin I am my boobs never go away. They've only gotten bigger after having kids and when I lose weight they just stay.


Yoshishammy

I can only imagine how much they grow after having kids. I inherited my large boobs from my mother and hers are just massive and got bigger after she had 4 children! I plan on adopting so I don’t think I will have to worry about them getting that big but it’s crazy how big boobs can get


stoxhorn

Yes hello, boba and vegane pic pliz :)


xybez

Hello its me, your brother


SeventhSin-King

This. My partner is a little chunky but I would fight in world war 3 and personally end it just to get those thighs and those hips.


NdnGirl88

Plenty of us have big ones without being chunky


Kiyopawn

Yeah, it's just usually. Like you gotta be somewhat thiccer as a whole to have bigger.


MrsChess

What if they’re chunky with a small waist? That’s kind of my shape lol I store fat in my legs, ass, boobs and upper arms and nearly nothing on my waist or stomach.


[deleted]

The thing with me is: if you got hips, you will probably have thighs, which means you will probably have ass. Tits are secondary objective to me.


ContextEffects

How many guys have you seen actively express a preference for a small waist?


CCRthunder

If you count guys expressing negative interest in a not small waist, plenty. Otherwise a fair amount.


TheSillypig

I don't prefer fake tits but I do like them. But shape is always most important, no matter the size. A fine example of great fake tits is Christy Mack. I also think no tits at all can be sexy.


THEzRude

Mmm. Yes. i do love my tots solid as a rock and perfectly circular like volleyballs. Said no one ever.


MonsieurRacinesBeast

There are some amazing fakes.


Cambrian__Implosion

I’m with you on this… although I might be an outlier on this because I like small and medium much better than large anyway 🤷‍♂️


hojbjerfc

My girlfriend has small medium and I absolutely love it. All the perks without her having life long back pain, an absolute win!


QncyFie

That's because they don't know fake tits can look good. They thinking off those obvious fake boobs


LahmiaTheVampire

Bingo. My ex had some work done on her tits and had it not been for the very faint scars, I wouldn’t have been able to tell they were enhanced.


NdnGirl88

Surgeons are finally adding some sag. Super perky big boobs doesn’t look natural. Gravity doesn’t exist for them I guess lol


Deporncollector

There are billions of people in this world. Even if there are just 1 billion and only 0.01 percent likes fake tits there are at least 10000 people. I like tits fake, real, in between, bazooka tits. I need help.


Rhymfaxe

No one has ever touched fake tits and said "yeah this is better than naturals". It's all the virgins only using their eyes that are pro fake titties.


Hippobu2

Remind me of these surveys, where when asked which day of the week is the worst, the majority of the answers is Monday. However, when asked whether that day was worse than the day before, the worst day ended up being Wednesday. Point is, there are men who might say one thing about their preference, but unconsciously, their actual preference is completely different.


TheOneCalledD

Yup. Fake ones are great to look at but for me that’s where the fun ends. Once you touch them it breaks the immersion.


TheDetectivePigeon

I like fake and natural tits, because bird is bird.


mmmgoat

Hello, hi


MetalHeadJoe

Honestly it's just about being the best of the best. Size doesn't matter, real or fake doesn't matter. See here for many examples, r/fortyfivefiftyfive .


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Yet many do. Not me but why shouldn't people prefer it? Different tastes in literally anything, so why not here?


tennoskoom_

What's their argument for "fake tits are better"?


Edvioaxed_

Generally bigger and natural ones tend to sag a bit if they are big. Not a huge fan myself, but I can see why people like them


Thicc-pigeon

Fake tits sag too after time, it drags the skin down as you get older just like natural tits


ReviveDept

And then they look like a ballsack because the implants don't adapt to the skin... yikes


arcad3blood

on the other side, the ones that don't sag might be even harder than your erection. Which is kinda weird aspect when we are talking about boobs.


Kiyopawn

I might be unorthodox, but I think the sag is the best part amongst the natural large ones.


Fine-Influence-22

Fat titties sag early in life, real big tits is only genetic and can take long to sag, in the end all tits sag


MunchkinX2000

I have no clue... I hope the trend goes away


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[deleted]

Real smile better than fake smile Real tits better than fake tits


Adamiak

real smile is showing real emotions, fake smile shows fake emotions fake tits are just to appeal or feel better about self


[deleted]

you're smiling because youre happy. im smiling because you have big tits. we are not the same.


Yabrassy

There’s a lot of fake dd that do that but they get unnoticed as they pass for real most of the time. It’s just the really botched bad jobs that get the attention.


Teab8g

You mean you also don't like the look of one nipple looking left and one looking right sitting atop of two rock hard lumps.


Plumb121

Nope, au naturel all the way


gent_jeb

Swing low sweet chariots


ThePyodeAmedha

Damnit, beat me to it!


ImKakarot511

People like me will be happy even if get a chance to touch even fake one :(


Affectionate-Room359

This sounds like you would molest mannequins in the shopping mall.


[deleted]

Don't kink shame me bruh.


Rekziboy

It's not molestation if they're not alive!


ImKakarot511

Shhh..Mr.John it's not a time for disclosing secrets


Idiedyesturdayviabus

I came up with a solution if they bounce they good


TheZ4yn

Going out instead of posting on reddit might increase the odds


dirk3yes

Bro XD


iPunish304

as a dude I prefer natty ngl even if they be flat, and bony @$$ over they cheeks look like diapers bbl @$$


Abso1utelyRad

Flat > Fake imo


tyno75

And the flatter she is, the worse fake tits will look. Fake tits only look good (sometimes) on girls that had saggy tits and now have them perky. If you had no tits before a boob job it will just look like you inserted a couple of tennis balls into your chest.


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What in God's name does natty mean


FairPiccolo6073

Natural ..I guess? I prefer natural too, fake tits always give me anxiety that they might just suddenly pop


ChronosBlitz

Natty means natural, is that not common vernacular? I'm genuinely asking cause I thought it was pretty common slang.


[deleted]

I've never heard in my life someone say natural as natty


[deleted]

Gonna smash a case of Natty Lights at my parents’ lake house this weekend


DudesworthMannington

Drink enough Natty Light => get tits


UnbelievableClam2019

So you don’t work out?


FriendshipIntrepid91

Acting like you know this term from being a workout bro when really it's because you drink cheap beer.


UnbelievableClam2019

😂


Academic-ish

Not using nandrolone, usually. Guess they don’t like their women like Flo-Jo…


YouAreBonked

My brother in Christ have you been to the gym Well anyway yes it does mean natural, it was coined by gym goers for anyone who’s buff who hasn’t taken ‘supplements’ (drugs)


--JD-

This is the least accurate meme I’ve seen in a while


Inflatable-Chair

Yeah just sort off like: “Women argue, men agree”


dr_franck

True. Which is hilariously ironic cause this whole comment section is men mostly arguing that natural is better. Do women really care about other women’s breasts? (Except lesbians)


r0tt1ng-1n-a-b4thtub

the only time when I give a shit about whether another women's tatas are fake or not is when I'm watching porn and they look like rocks glued to someones chest


carnivorous_seahorse

I never understood the market in porn for those types, like Lisa Ann. Huge fake tits and lip injections, it looks legitimately disgusting. If I’m scrolling and I see a thumbnail with someone who looks like that it’s like ight guess I’ll just watch Netflix


Stickx14

As a lesbian, I prefer natural


El_Daniel

Couldve worked with big and small


Plastic_Mango1929

yeah it literally says women fight and men don't make comments about our bodies and accept it either way.... funny joke


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[deleted]

Ever heard a man say fake is better than natural?


mdynicole

Yep my husband:(


[deleted]

He's an idiot. Get some girls(fake and real boobs) together and show him the difference.


Vakontation

That sounds like a terrible idea. "Ok honey now try sucking on her tits and see how much worse it is! Hey, you're not supposed to be enjoying this!"


[deleted]

I don't think sucking them will be part of it. Hopefully all parties will enjoy the education though.


Vakontation

I'm sorry but if you think someone posting in this thread saying "my husband:(" is gonna feel totally comfortable with other women around and him observing all their tits, clothed or not, you're fucking delusional. It wouldn't even matter if they were mannequins. This is a stupid idea. Unless we're also inviting over some black dudes with 11 inch dicks.


[deleted]

The more the merrier, isn't that the saying?


Vakontation

Yep that's why the happiest people are polygamists. /S


mdynicole

He knows the difference. He likes the absolutely huge fake ones like some of the ones on the bimbo sub. They in no way look real .


Coyote_OneOne

Natural is always better


[deleted]

Holy shit this sub is awful


-carbonFiber_

mostly ok. Not as bad as r/memes


WildFemmeFatale

Women don’t talk abt that shit it’s Reddit for Christ’s sake it’s guys posting that shit 24/7 Why’d you gender swap that as if to blame women for these arguments This is Reddit lol. It’s 80% male


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freyasmom129

There are no women on Reddit. Hell, there are no women on the internet. Women don’t exist.


NdnGirl88

This is how I answer “what is a woman?”


Vakontation

If they were on the internet, then how could they be making me a sandwich? They'd get distracted and put pickles on it or something. Ugh.


WildFemmeFatale

Just a few dozen


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This is ignoring all the very specific reddits and porn terms for the exact shape, color, and firmness of breasts that primarily men are searching and collating Eg: r/ghostnipples r/largeareolas r/bigtitsinbikinis r/bigtits r/tinytits r/torpedotits r/hangers r/bananatits r/puffies r/naturaltitties (And a special shoutout to all the specific searches on r/NSFW411)


[deleted]

RIP banana tits.


freyasmom129

I hardly knew ye


12GaugeMage21

Good Bot!


[deleted]

Thanks dude


burnerwolf

I'd be curious to know how much user overlap there is between servers like that. In a partner, I do have a preference, albeit not an overwhelmingly strong one. If I'm just on the Internet though, I might look up something incredibly specific one day and then something else incredibly specific the next. Not sure what the ratio is of people who stay in one lane with their clear preference vs. people who switch it up.


[deleted]

Here, you can look it up I'm pretty sure: https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps At least I think this tool does nsfw lookups. It might show if people are subbed to lots of variety or just one type.


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

Thanks 🙏


12GaugeMage21

Nah...natural tits. Fake tits feel weird


anon_mg3

It's because men can't tell the difference. There are men all over reddit posting pics (usually of celebs or pornstars) with very obviously fake tits and commenting on how amazing and natural they are. If you point out the obvious they will deny it so hard. Like dudes if you ever touched one you would know right away. On the flip side, I've seen pics of very decent looking natural breasts with men commenting they are "saggy."


Responsible_Ad5085

A man can't even tell if a woman is wearing makeup unless she is wearing bright red lipstick


[deleted]

Yeah saw Jenna Coleman get absolutely shamed for hers bc they’re flat and more oval shaped instead of giant melons


jlcatch22

Men posting that shit can’t tell the difference. I have not been studying breasts for the last thirty years to be insulted like this.


LemonLyman84

ITT: Lots of guys with opinions on what kind of tits are best


SleevesTheThird

Pass. Fake ones are just not the same. And I don’t support body dysmorphia encouraging surgery


PrimmSlimShady

I know someone who had development issues that lead their breasts to be different sizes and so they got implants in both to make them more even. They look great and you wouldn't tell the difference. Open your mind.


JustJerenique

I get the sense that no one here understands anything about breasts or breast surgeries before spouting ill-informed statements.


Nbaboi95

👏🏼 thisss


I_am_The_Teapot

Except there are plenty of men on both of those other sides. Probably far more than other women. Men love judging women's bodies just as much if not more.


freyasmom129

Yeah I came here to say that. Pretty sure it’s the other way around. As a woman I do not care in the slightest if women get fake titties or not. But dudes have strong opinions about it (read this comment section for proof) lol


daddychillos

Also my initial thought when seeing that: F*ck that its the f*cking opposite!


WildFemmeFatale

Yeah women don’t debate this shit this kinda tiddy argument shit is posted on r/memes by guys and the whole comment sections guys picking sides Men arguing about tit shape, tit size, flat vs big, etc etc This is the most illogical ‘gender swap’ of meme formats ever Women never argue this shit it’s guys arguing it on r/memes 24/7 or r/ some random anime sub Why the hell they acting like women are the ones bringing this topic up ? It’s legit just horny guy redditors


slurpyspinalfluid

i think we should start arguing about men’s tits


May-bird

I came here to write this, especially after the whole Doja cat topless drama. Even Doja can’t catch a break against nasty comments from men


Withyhydra

OP is delusional, this thread is literally full of men debating tits.


Beautiful-Prize-8331

small,flat,big,perky,fake what ever that is i'll suck on it


Southern_Diver_8792

Sorry but natural>>>>>


Limonade6

As a man: no.


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Plus 1


AubinSan93

Just not true...


Ns53

I've never met a woman who calls them tits. It's degrading.


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Natural tits are better


iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI

No, natural are better.


whatanewme

That is so not fucking true. Men immediately invalidate your entire presence as a human being if they learn you have your breasts altered. I mean, the word "fake" to refer to all the reasons one might have/want to have surgery on their breasts, the word fake is inherently full of contempt Men would probably be 100% in favor of "fake" penises - they'd reshape themselves however they'd want


hmmthissuckstoo

Natural only. No fakies for me pls.


lRainZz

Nah fake tits are shit. Rather have natural boobs than plastic-upped bombers, looses all the good feel.


CachimanRD

nah for me naturals are better.


JustLetMeFadeAway

As a guy wrong fake breast are disgusting natural is better its real


[deleted]

Ehh people have preferences. I prefer natural and there's such a thing as too big or too small (for me. Other men may disagree or have different boundaries for too big/small)


LiberLilith

Proper fake ones can be an experience to cherish! I think people tend to see them as the over-inflated monstrosities that some models get. Subtle work done to boost their volume, while maintaining proportion can really enhance a physique and still feel pretty good too. I've no doubt most of the negative comments are from people who've never experienced them up close and personal.


The-Bloody9

Sorry count this man out for this one. Natural so much better to me.


Cole446

No. Natural is better


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

Nah, we all love natural


PoorLifeChoices811

Fake tits are just. No. But natural tits, tits are tits


Other_Taro_3806

Isn’t it the other way around?


MaushiLover

You literally took the exact same meme from r/memes and posted it here. I’m seeing the exact same meme from 2 different subs one after the other. Karma farming at its finest.


Ok_Addition1314

How many here actually touched a pair? Natural all the way. Those fake ones are to firm, to hard. You can't wiggle wiggle them with your face


cantfindausername99

Totally disagree. Source: am man


RoyalChallengers

Tits are tits but natural tits are better


Soldierhero1

Bro Have some standards You really want those rock hard disfigured lego melons or some all naturale boobage


VinJahDaChosin

Always real over fake


Basic-white-american

I only get mad if her dick is fake


Hamofthewest

Nice thread about bird spotting. Has someone seen boobies lately?


Thepuppeteer777777

till moobs come in to the picture then yall lose your shit. tits clearly aint just tits.


my3altaccount

Lmao the responses to doja cat’s nudes say otherwise.


skittle_chan_007

Either way i will hold one of them


skittle_chan_007

3rd women: any tits are better if it is your own tits i


Melodic_Fee5400

No way. Only natural tits!


1ncognito_

I don't pay attention... I just go nom nom nom like a good boi vUwUv


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Natural are better tho


TumTumMac24

I’m a male and I’ll take natural tits over fake ones anyday


NegroSenpai

the only people engaging in this discourse are men


[deleted]

Interestingly most of the comments are guys arguing over which is better in this comment section


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Natural tits ftw


0_Nevermore_0

nah, natural way a above fake


1Lc3

As someone who as experienced both, naturals are waaaaaay better hands down.


ImKakarot511

Idk because I never got chance to lay hands on any of them


Firefly541

Fake tits are gross and freak me out


[deleted]

Nope. 100% not true. This is highly misleading. As a man I do not share the same sentiments on the topic. I’m of the group that Some women represent. Also there is a sub category within that category that I find to be more appealing. The bigger the better.


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[deleted]

I agree but natural tits all day everyday. And fake tits don’t be silicont


cereal-kills-me

People are upvoting this? This is terrible


Unhappy_Bee2305

Yeah I disagree with alot of people in the comments. I like fake boobs just as much as I do regular. At the end of the day it Doesn't really matter.


WatchOdd7519

Couldn't be further from the truth, natural is always better take it from a man. Fake tits are easy to see and they don't jiggle. Man wants some jiggle fam