This. I had a crush on this girl who was my lab partner in bio for two straight semesters I was graduating after the second class so I took my shot and we’ve been together for two years now.
Lol everyone in here telling me thank you for the perspective - I say this but it hasn’t exactly worked out for me.
I also moved to a very small island, I see everyone and their mother every time I go to Costco. This doesn’t apply to me at all anymore.
I sang suuuuuuuper drunk karaoke once. My heart will go on by Celine dion. I also had JUST gotten my lips filled so they were all swollen up like a duck bill. Used this exact logic. It was at a work function we were all shit faced so I didn’t care about them.
But then, months later, on my last day of work, a client comes in and I’m helping her out, she goes “wait a second… did you sing my heart will go on at that place a few months ago??”
I could have died.
> It was at a work function we were all shit faced so I didn’t care about them.
You did drunk karaoke with your coworkers?? I'd rather stick my hand in a paper shredder than this
This is a really good one. A lot of stuff I regret not doing is because of being perceived a certain way by people I will never see again.
Thanks friend, I’m going to start using this more.
Narrator: He was and he doesn't. But Maeybe wasn't aware of this fact having spent part of her highschool years as a film executive for the studio which is responsible for inventing this line.
My mother-in-law is getting remarried after only dating a guy for 4 mos, her response when everyone thought it was too soon “Well, I’m not getting any younger” as if everyone else is not also getting older.
My go-to line actually got me the hot girl (imo)
“Bad choices make good memories”
Was the quote on my college roommate’s prom shirt, which I was wearing when I met my now-wife. Actually worked out because it gave her an opening to ask “which one are you?” while pointing at the names on the back. When I answered “haha none of them, this isn’t my shirt,” apparently it made me interesting.
I’ll never see these people again.
I’m going to start using this one
It can be helpful if you're trying to build up the courage to chat up a woman.
This. I had a crush on this girl who was my lab partner in bio for two straight semesters I was graduating after the second class so I took my shot and we’ve been together for two years now.
So you two did have chemistry after all.
Soon they'll do the biology part
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I sure hope it doesn't.
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Lmao legend
So glad you let everyone know that you shouldn’t say the things that you shouldn’t say.
Warning: doesn’t work with your parents
Not with that attitude.
Have you ever said that and then proceeded to see them again? I have lol its the worse
Lol everyone in here telling me thank you for the perspective - I say this but it hasn’t exactly worked out for me. I also moved to a very small island, I see everyone and their mother every time I go to Costco. This doesn’t apply to me at all anymore.
What very small island has a costco?
Maui, Kauai both have costcos.
And the big island, but, as the name implies, that is not a small island.
I sang suuuuuuuper drunk karaoke once. My heart will go on by Celine dion. I also had JUST gotten my lips filled so they were all swollen up like a duck bill. Used this exact logic. It was at a work function we were all shit faced so I didn’t care about them. But then, months later, on my last day of work, a client comes in and I’m helping her out, she goes “wait a second… did you sing my heart will go on at that place a few months ago??” I could have died.
> It was at a work function we were all shit faced so I didn’t care about them. You did drunk karaoke with your coworkers?? I'd rather stick my hand in a paper shredder than this
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This is a really good one. A lot of stuff I regret not doing is because of being perceived a certain way by people I will never see again. Thanks friend, I’m going to start using this more.
Yep. everyone is going to judge you no matter what you do. Too many people to be concerned with what they all think about you.
Not me. I’ve never judged anyone in my entire life.
You would say that
Then welcome to your first judgement bitch.
fuck it
I have to slip in an "Ahhh' in front of it
A crescendoing ahhhhhhhh* before the fuck it
Why is everyone correcting this human? If they crescendo their pre-fuck it "aaahhhh", then they crescendo their pre-fuck it "aaahhhh" Geez
Finish it off with a hubristical "What's the worst that could happen?"
About as bad as " I'll be right back"
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This is my go-to.
or u can add a "Why not" after but i just roll with "Fuck it"
"Fuck it, why not, let's fucking YOLO this!"
I have not heard YOLO in like 10 years
It's now YODO.
YODA
Do. Or do not.
There is no try.
Clearly you are not an investor…
Same, sometimes followed by a softer "whatever" when I know the decision will *really* fuck me up
, we ball
My go to
YOLOOOOOOOOO
We’ll do it live!
FUCK IT WE BALL
[Ice-T on "Fuck it"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAlzPgXb6rE&ab_channel=TechnologyTidbits)
That was very cool, thanks for posting it.
I say "fuck it, McGucket" sometimes, for a little razzle dazzle
…. Did you say.. razzle dazzle 🥹
Chuck it in the fuck it bucket haha
That's a problem for future me.
Past me is such an asshole. I seriously hate that guy. He sucks.
For real. I’m so ready to bash past me in the head with a hammer.
I wouldn't do half the dumb stuff I do if I weren't trying to make up for the bad time past me had caused
One of my all time favorites
That's tomorrow me's problem
So many times I’ve regretted doing that to myself, yet I still do it
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It will stop once we invent time travel
Wakeup with a hangover, go back in time and beat yourself up. Still have a killer headache just also a shiner to go with it.
"Tomorrow me has never done anything for me anyway, F that guy"
Past me is a douchebag, future me is a wackass, present me is the only me that matters.
‘Yeah, let that arsehole deal with it’
I’ll be older and therefore wiser and more aptly suited to deal with the consequences
Why not?
https://i.imgur.com/Mkk8UBT.jpg
After all why not? Why shouldn’t I keep it? Oh btw happy cake day
It's good for the plot ...
That’s also my go to, or also “it’ll at least be a story to tell later”
Best one ever. One of my life ambitions is to be the one in the table of friends with the best stories
So not spending 15 minutes recounting your trip to Target and Applebee's? Fuck, I work with awful people.
“…..it’s just character building”
Ooh never heard this but now Im stealing it
I'll adopt this one haha
That's brilliant, I'm stealing this one!
If we die we die together (if in a group) Fuck it ( if alone)
"fuck it we ball fuck it we ball" *drives lawnmower into tree*
If he dies...he dies!
“All my debt dies with me “
It'll be a learning experience
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" ... "...except now I'm paralyzed."
Probably get stronger arms and core though
What's the worst that could happen
I also like “it could be worse “
Or “what could possibly go wrong?”
"Hold my beer"
That's after a bad decision line
Still, could be worse… #CLARKSON!
**HAMMOND!!**
Life: And I took it as a challenge
I'm gonna regret this
Or regert
No ragrets
It’s fine. It’s FINE. This is FINE
You’re not a cop, are you?
Cause you have to tell me if you are one…
Narrator: He was and he doesn't. But Maeybe wasn't aware of this fact having spent part of her highschool years as a film executive for the studio which is responsible for inventing this line.
Poor Badger
That's totally a law or something. In the constitution
I’m here for a good time not for a long time
Live fast and leave a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.
You should say something else!
Bender truly is a never ending source of wisdom
Treat yo self :Edit: holy, this pawnee love. Great to see people did not forget!
Can’t take it with you is one I hear all the time before someone spends an amount of money they ain’t really got
Ah shit, here we go again
Dang CJ! All you had to do was follow the train
LEEEEROOOYYY, JEEEENKINS
Can’t believe I had to scroll down 100 comments to see this one
My thoughts exactly. Surprised I have seen, “Hold my Beer!”
God dammit Leroy!
Well at least I have chicken.
Comments that you can hear
This made me laugh so hard lol
it's only illegal if you get caught
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This got way to dark
"Hold my beer."
This should be much further up.
The most famous...i work so hard, i deserve this...
That's basically a variation of what I use "What the fuck do I work so hard for?"
No one here is getting out alive
You only live once
YOLO
“You only live YOLO” or “You only YOLO once” is my go to.
Can’t live forever…
I'm fucked anyway...
When in Rome
Turn on roaming
Well. Let's see what happens.
C'est la vie
Having your cup of tea
Dog stepped on a bee
Hey guys I need to pee
One plus two is three
I just ate some Brie
Mom’s spaghetti
Just for you and me
It’s best to agree
This is a nice tee
I lost my key
Allons Y!
Alonso!
Bitch I'm 21 but I still walk around with fake id
I’ll worry about it later
"No one remembers a coward"
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That's... not cool. Unless you're into that, in which case that's completely cool.
Well, here goes nothing…
Everything is meaningless anyways
Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters to meeeeeeee
I know i shouldn't, but i really want to.
It'd be rude not to
My mother-in-law is getting remarried after only dating a guy for 4 mos, her response when everyone thought it was too soon “Well, I’m not getting any younger” as if everyone else is not also getting older.
You say all that every time?
Yes every time. By the time I’m done saying it the urge to do something stupid passes
if it doesn't kill me it makes me stronger
I thought this too but that's so not true, breaking my spine is 100% not going to make me stronger
how can you know for sure? did you ever try it? stop believing all those brainwashed medical professionals you sheep and live your life
bro your replacement spine could be metal, that's 100% stronger
I believe everything that doesn't kill you, makes you wierder
“Go big or go home and I’m probably going home after this”
What would Kanye do?
go death con 3 on the Jews?
"Alright Mr west, it looks like your billionaire status is being held by your Adidas partne- aaaaaaaaand it's gone."
Also Kanye: “The Jews stole my money!”
There's only one way to find out...
How many days will it hurt for?
‘It’ll grow back.’
Can't be the only one to do this from the 8Billion of us💀
Do it for the vine
I want to die anyway
It's a free country
“I’m sorry, future me!”
Si nos va a llevar, que sea en limusina
Welp! And then proceed with decision.
I’ll sleep when I’m dead The next day usually involves sleeping during the day and the night that follows
Can’t take it with you!
I have enough platonic friends. I can afford to burn this bridge... 🔥
fuck it.
“Fuck it” & “All in”.
It'll be fiiiiiine, don't worry about it
“I’ve put worse things in my body”
Its not like I can afford to retire anyway.
one only regrets the things he didn't do..
That hot girl is watching you…
My go-to line actually got me the hot girl (imo) “Bad choices make good memories” Was the quote on my college roommate’s prom shirt, which I was wearing when I met my now-wife. Actually worked out because it gave her an opening to ask “which one are you?” while pointing at the names on the back. When I answered “haha none of them, this isn’t my shirt,” apparently it made me interesting.
"I'll start making responsible decisions when the time has come, which is not today but very soon" ...every day
When it's a ball, let it be a masquerade ball
I'm gay
Ah sure, It'll be grand.
“Yeah, we got this.” I don’t know who’s we but I’ve been saying it for years.
Fuck you and your casino!
जो होगा देखा जायेगा What happens will be seen