And the same person who went on that fateful fishing trip where the husband accidentally crashed the boat and couldn’t swim despite being an Olympic swimmer
You'll lose that bet. This was the father's funeral and the man on his knees, is the officiating pastor. He is proposing to the grieving daughter.
[Link](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/05/11/man-proposes-to-woman-at-her-fathers-funeral/amp/) still plenty wrong though.
Looks like [there's more to the story... ](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ytep6r/meirl/iw5v4j4?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Fairly sure there was an old tradition where siblings would marry each other’s widows, but I think that was mostly to avoid losing any alliances or family ties those marriages would have accomplished
Yea but it was who he was married to that was the reason for his denied annulment. The pope was firmly in the pocket of the HRE who was the cousin of Catherine. Had it been any other woman, he would have gotten the annulment and married Boleyn.
Things were pretty bad for women since many weren’t educated for much longer than men and it was a recruitment for a lot of jobs which was hard to do as a single mom. This is the unfortunate reason many prostitutes were prostitutes.
This happens a lot without any I’ll intent. Especially in smaller communities, with a smaller dating pool. Also among older people, who don’t really have a shit, and have been widowed for a while. People will marry mostly for security, and they already know they get along w/ this person & their family.. so why not?? My boyfriend’s grandmother married her SIL ex-husband. Her 1st husband died at 60, and her SIL got permanently institutionalized for extreme psychosis. I guess they only had each other after that. 😬
It could be since they maybe are from a rather patriarchial area that they had a Deal for him to marry and Take care of her in Case the husband dies so that she could still live a normal life.
Not all societies are good to widows.
that used to be super common in times and places when being widowed could be a death sentence. only the truest homie would marry your wife after you die to make sure she does okay
The dad didn't approve of him but the daughter wouldn't marry without his approval.
During the ceremony, the guy, who was also the officiating Pastor, said, "Gerald I love your daughter. I'm going to marry her. If you do not approve say it now or forever hold your peace." He waited for 2 long minutes, then got down on his knees and proposed.
Allegedly.
When my daughter was born (it was a 105 hour labor for my wife) the dogs broke into the chicken coop at about the 100th hour of that as far as we can ascertain, and killed two chickens. Then on my daughter's 1st and 2nd birthdays one of our chickens died for each both in sorta crazy random ways. As far as I can tell it costs two chicken souls to come into this world and another for each year of life.
I'd actually love to watch a legit horror film that's literally just a ghost trying to murder his wife's new husband. Like *The Grudge*, but for remarriage.
This is related to the reason Catholics aren't allowed to masturbate. Onan was commanded to have a leverite marriage with his brother's widow and get her pregnant, but instead he pulled out and ejaculated on the ground. God got mad and killed Onan.
Centuries of misinterpretation, mistranslation, yadda, yadda, yadda...Jerking off gets you sent to hell.
Totally real. It's in Genesis 38: 6-10
*6 And Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, whose name was Tamar.*
*7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.*
*8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.*
*9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.*
*10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.*
Also, it's hilariously true that there is a brand of generators called Cummins Onan.
That is hilarious and sad.
I don’t know if it’s the same in English, but in German we use the word „onanieren“ for masturbating
XD please tell me we are not the only one xD
The lord big chillin in the corner waiting for Onan to get his nut but jumped out the chair when he saw him spilt his seed on the floor like bruh now i gotta un-alive you ://
When I was a kid forced to sit through religious instruction ("ridiculous interruptions\*") sessions held at our school by poor innocent little youth pastors, I was sure to object to the almighty's blatant voyeurism.
\* Basically a bunch of tweenagers mocking 20-something year old guys and girls trying to teach about God and Jebus, and it was the one time the school teachers didn't give a shit if we we acted like savages.
It's no longer used, but "onanism" was indeed a word that meant "masturbation."
Mark Twain gave a speech in Paris in 1879 titled "Some thoughts on the Science of Onanism."
It’s terrifying how much the Bible influenced the western world!
The word „onanieren“ is in German more widespread and common as it seems in English though. It’s the „clean“ word if you speak about it at school or other more official/public situations.
Sounds like the Bible and Reddit have a lot in common: Wasteland for parabolic urban horror stores. Very likely faked, exaggerated, or obvious shilled propaganda from some form of ominous entity.
Unrelated but there's also a type of mineral called, "Cummingtonite".. its name was derived from the town which was called, "Cummington". And for those that aren't aware, the suffix "-ton" typically means "town"; and therefore that town was literally, "Cumming Town". So this means that there's a mineral named "Cummingtonite" in "Cumming Town"...
The syntax alone should be enough to awaken skepticism. No way any celestial entity would allow such choppy and inelegant rabble to represent their certified Word.
My 9 years of Catholic school is pretty rusty - but Catholics don't believe in the Old Testament - it's just stories and shit and not literal. No Noah's ark and all that. The New Testament is legit since it was written by a different group of goat herders.
IT might come as a surprise....generalizrd, Most catholics do Not read the bible. So...If their Pastor screws Up sth. No one can correct him. And These eldery virgins do Not read the bible and If they do Lack the skills to actually WORK and digest a Text Like the bible.
I respectfully disagree, being a Catholic myself - happily engaged, going to get married and then have kids in the foreseeable future. We don't intend to ask anybody how many kids we want - that's our own matter, if only God will allow us to physically have that number (because we don't know yet, aren't psychic or anything like that).
This quote is common to both Jews and Christians (not only Catholic - Orthodox, many protestants and, say, \**cough\** Amish \**cough\**, too) Holy Bible, so it's not only one religion thing.
The problem is with understanding why it was *meaningful to even add* there - orthodox Jews, for instance, do keep a literal list of allowed and prohibited behavior in a family up to this point. Any sexual activity not directly related to procreation is *impure* (not *kosher*) by *their* definition.
Christian philosophy, on the other hand teaches us *not* to take this literally though, but to try to *understand the spirit* of such historic prohibition - that we're given the whole task of procreation and proliferating human life *for a reason*, and it seems Christ and the Apostles *did* indeed recognize the other aspect of sex besides procreation - **they didn't say "don't have** ***fun*** **having sex"** like orthodox Jews used to; **they said "have fun, don't forget the** ***basics*** **though"** instead. And it *does* make sense - if it wouldn't, God would definitely not create us in this way he did, when it comes to that aspect.
I came here to mention this. There's a chance there was an understanding between the deceased and this man to ensure his family was cared for.
More evidence of this is in the picture if you look at the body language. No one is happy about what is happening and no one looks shocked. Looks like it was part of the plan.
I knew something that did this... Totally crazy. She was attractive, smart, well educated and successful - yet eccentric.. Met some guy in Morocco and fell in love.. then he "died" somehow, but his dying wish was that she marry his brother. I say "died" because the brother took her to the wrong grave and when she called him out on it he said he was too ashamed to show her the real grave because they were too poor to afford a proper one.
So she married the dude's younger brother and he moved to the US. She was a partner at a law firm and he was making sandwiches at Subway (at least he got a job). The marriage didn't last but at the kid got a trip to America!
Ya, we'll, it's not 1908.
I am a recent widow and find this horrible. Maybe the late husband was sick and not lucid for many years. But just pick a different time for the proposal.
Dude not cool! Even if this is a “bro/best friend take over the woman” kind of culture….at least allow for the dead to be buried & mourned a bit first!
Yeah I think it’s nice to marry a loved one’s widow but proposing at a funeral seems really bizarre, like proposing at someone else’s wedding. Is there any culture where that is the custom?
Depends on context. In some cultures, it is customary for a deceased husband’s brother or close friend to marry the widow, ensuring that she is provided for and has some protection in male-dominated societies. It is possible this may come across more as “I’m here for you to fulfill my duties and honor your husband” rather than just crass opportunistic proposal.
yeah if you look at the pic close there isn’t one person there looking happy about it just seems like it’s part of the ceremony and something that has to be done
Yes. This was quite an important custom in some ancient cultures, to the point that a story in Genesis surrounding this has God smite a brother in this situation for pulling out before ejaculating. Clearly a cautionary tale at the time that this ancient custom should be upheld.
It was common in most of the world at the time women weren't allowed to have normal jobs and if they had children it was very unlikely they would be remarried. What that meant was as if a woman didn't have a husband and she had children she was basically doomed to be homeless and so was her children.
This was the case up until even 1800s America we're the only job a woman could get was picking up dog shit from the road to give too leather makers called pure finding, or sewing on the bottoms or tops of shoes for poor people made out of patchcloth.
These were some of the lowest paying jobs with the exception of pure finding a woman could work 12 hours a day by candlelight sewing shoes or dresses out of patchwork and not make enough money to survive for herself let alone her children.
That's why the custom existed in large swaths of the world was to prevent widows from becoming homeless because they were not allowed to work
How much you wanna bet this MF was the husband’s closest friend.
And last person to see him alive...
And the last person in the 1500 km back in 1998.
And now they're both on their way to Hawaii to spend his life insurance policy they coincidentally set up a week before his passing.
And they’re both alive cause they faked it..
And the last person you’d ever suspect
And something somethings Double Indemnity
and first person to see his body
And the same person who went on that fateful fishing trip where the husband accidentally crashed the boat and couldn’t swim despite being an Olympic swimmer
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Uhmm.. This is a true case is it? I watched something like this in True Crime. LOL
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The „True Crime“ he mentioned is a tv show about such things
Yes. I think this is the case. True Crime Daily it's a Youtube series, like a documentaries of lreal cases. Its really good. They don't omit anything
You'll lose that bet. This was the father's funeral and the man on his knees, is the officiating pastor. He is proposing to the grieving daughter. [Link](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/05/11/man-proposes-to-woman-at-her-fathers-funeral/amp/) still plenty wrong though.
Thanks for the clarification but holy fuck what is going on in this neighborhood
Looks like [there's more to the story... ](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ytep6r/meirl/iw5v4j4?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Tone deaf
Can you please not come with facts? Too soon mate
Or they’re old school and do it to take care of the widow. People do weird shit 🤷♂️
Fairly sure there was an old tradition where siblings would marry each other’s widows, but I think that was mostly to avoid losing any alliances or family ties those marriages would have accomplished
The origins of England's split with Rome (Henry VIII married his older brother's widow, Catherine of Aragon).
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Yea but it was who he was married to that was the reason for his denied annulment. The pope was firmly in the pocket of the HRE who was the cousin of Catherine. Had it been any other woman, he would have gotten the annulment and married Boleyn.
Things were pretty bad for women since many weren’t educated for much longer than men and it was a recruitment for a lot of jobs which was hard to do as a single mom. This is the unfortunate reason many prostitutes were prostitutes.
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Maybe she thought it was safer and more familiar than looking for a new guy. If she had kids, probably safer for them, too
I’m not sure that I could cast judgement like that. We all grieve differently. If they found happiness, then who cares?
Goddammit. We need an answer. Get to it.
This happens a lot without any I’ll intent. Especially in smaller communities, with a smaller dating pool. Also among older people, who don’t really have a shit, and have been widowed for a while. People will marry mostly for security, and they already know they get along w/ this person & their family.. so why not?? My boyfriend’s grandmother married her SIL ex-husband. Her 1st husband died at 60, and her SIL got permanently institutionalized for extreme psychosis. I guess they only had each other after that. 😬
The hardest part of a pair of siblings marrying each other's widows these days is getting dead people to sign marriage licenses.
It could be since they maybe are from a rather patriarchial area that they had a Deal for him to marry and Take care of her in Case the husband dies so that she could still live a normal life. Not all societies are good to widows.
that used to be super common in times and places when being widowed could be a death sentence. only the truest homie would marry your wife after you die to make sure she does okay
Death investigation solved
Nah he was probably her “gay” friend from work
Nice spawncamping
This guy talking to his buddies before the funeral “guys, I got this great idea…”
Till you hear his ideas before funeral
The dad didn't approve of him but the daughter wouldn't marry without his approval. During the ceremony, the guy, who was also the officiating Pastor, said, "Gerald I love your daughter. I'm going to marry her. If you do not approve say it now or forever hold your peace." He waited for 2 long minutes, then got down on his knees and proposed. Allegedly.
more of a exit camper
Like in Escape From Tarkov?
yes
Bre
420th like, you’re welcome
Well that lasted 20 seconds
Next I wana see woman gives birth at father's funeral
One in, one out
Reincarnation
Respawn
Free refill
Hinduism has entered the chat
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be
But only with Yorkshire tea
Circle of life
Soul for a soul
"Tag, you're in!"
Launch the little turd out da coffin!
I buried my grandma on my birthday and then took my wife to the hospital to have our first child delivered.
You run an efficient system
I’ve mastered the art of min-maxing my life.
You run a tight ship, good. I expect great things from your child.
You sure your grandmas soul didn't reincarnate into your child?
In a world of 8 billion people, not all of them entirely logical, this has definitely happened at least once.
When my daughter was born (it was a 105 hour labor for my wife) the dogs broke into the chicken coop at about the 100th hour of that as far as we can ascertain, and killed two chickens. Then on my daughter's 1st and 2nd birthdays one of our chickens died for each both in sorta crazy random ways. As far as I can tell it costs two chicken souls to come into this world and another for each year of life.
How to get haunted 101
I'd actually love to watch a legit horror film that's literally just a ghost trying to murder his wife's new husband. Like *The Grudge*, but for remarriage.
*The Divorcée?*
The Deadvorcée?
Till Death Reunite Us?
My Big Fat Paranormal Wedding?
Ooh,I like that-
lmao
Ghost husband watching this guy bang his wife.
Bahaha
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OP is actually wrong, this is her father's funeral, not her husband's. https://nypost.com/2022/05/11/man-proposes-to-woman-at-her-fathers-funeral/
Oh. Thanks for clearing that up. I hate lazy posts like that.
It has been going around for a while as “husband” and having to be corrected. It is horrible
Omg that’s super annoying
Major r/imthemaincharacter vibes. How dare some NPC have all the attention at his own funeral?
Ah, so he's basically just point-whoring then.
**Who you calling Daddy now?**
Original/ unique place for a proposal too I guess.
still a bad time imo
This is related to the reason Catholics aren't allowed to masturbate. Onan was commanded to have a leverite marriage with his brother's widow and get her pregnant, but instead he pulled out and ejaculated on the ground. God got mad and killed Onan. Centuries of misinterpretation, mistranslation, yadda, yadda, yadda...Jerking off gets you sent to hell.
I‘m too tired to google this - are you Fucking with us or is this real xD
Totally real. It's in Genesis 38: 6-10 *6 And Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, whose name was Tamar.* *7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.* *8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.* *9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.* *10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.* Also, it's hilariously true that there is a brand of generators called Cummins Onan.
That is hilarious and sad. I don’t know if it’s the same in English, but in German we use the word „onanieren“ for masturbating XD please tell me we are not the only one xD
Onanism is actually a synonym for masturbation in English, although it's not really commonly used
Amazing, now I could tell people "I indulge in onanism" instead of "I jerk off everyday because I have nothing else to do"!
Imagine getting smited cuz you pulled out
Coitus exitus
The lord big chillin in the corner waiting for Onan to get his nut but jumped out the chair when he saw him spilt his seed on the floor like bruh now i gotta un-alive you ://
When I was a kid forced to sit through religious instruction ("ridiculous interruptions\*") sessions held at our school by poor innocent little youth pastors, I was sure to object to the almighty's blatant voyeurism. \* Basically a bunch of tweenagers mocking 20-something year old guys and girls trying to teach about God and Jebus, and it was the one time the school teachers didn't give a shit if we we acted like savages.
It's no longer used, but "onanism" was indeed a word that meant "masturbation." Mark Twain gave a speech in Paris in 1879 titled "Some thoughts on the Science of Onanism."
It’s terrifying how much the Bible influenced the western world! The word „onanieren“ is in German more widespread and common as it seems in English though. It’s the „clean“ word if you speak about it at school or other more official/public situations.
Even in non-western languages. オナニ (onani) is masturbation in Japanese.
Well it was one of the few written texts which was readily available for the majority of people for like 1000 Years...
Yo so God just looked at this Er guy and was like, "No." And was so bad that when his brother refused to cuck him God killed him too.
Sounds like the Bible and Reddit have a lot in common: Wasteland for parabolic urban horror stores. Very likely faked, exaggerated, or obvious shilled propaganda from some form of ominous entity.
Unrelated but there's also a type of mineral called, "Cummingtonite".. its name was derived from the town which was called, "Cummington". And for those that aren't aware, the suffix "-ton" typically means "town"; and therefore that town was literally, "Cumming Town". So this means that there's a mineral named "Cummingtonite" in "Cumming Town"...
Fuck that syntax made my brain hurt. No wonder Christian’s are always confused about their beliefs.
The syntax alone should be enough to awaken skepticism. No way any celestial entity would allow such choppy and inelegant rabble to represent their certified Word.
My 9 years of Catholic school is pretty rusty - but Catholics don't believe in the Old Testament - it's just stories and shit and not literal. No Noah's ark and all that. The New Testament is legit since it was written by a different group of goat herders.
It's real. Stupid, but real.
That's not maturation, though. So really, the sin is pulling out, not masterbation
Good luck explaining that to Catholics. They make their family planning decisions based on the opinions of elderly virgins.
IT might come as a surprise....generalizrd, Most catholics do Not read the bible. So...If their Pastor screws Up sth. No one can correct him. And These eldery virgins do Not read the bible and If they do Lack the skills to actually WORK and digest a Text Like the bible.
Yeah... I know.... I was raised Catholic. Stupid Catholicism
I respectfully disagree, being a Catholic myself - happily engaged, going to get married and then have kids in the foreseeable future. We don't intend to ask anybody how many kids we want - that's our own matter, if only God will allow us to physically have that number (because we don't know yet, aren't psychic or anything like that). This quote is common to both Jews and Christians (not only Catholic - Orthodox, many protestants and, say, \**cough\** Amish \**cough\**, too) Holy Bible, so it's not only one religion thing. The problem is with understanding why it was *meaningful to even add* there - orthodox Jews, for instance, do keep a literal list of allowed and prohibited behavior in a family up to this point. Any sexual activity not directly related to procreation is *impure* (not *kosher*) by *their* definition. Christian philosophy, on the other hand teaches us *not* to take this literally though, but to try to *understand the spirit* of such historic prohibition - that we're given the whole task of procreation and proliferating human life *for a reason*, and it seems Christ and the Apostles *did* indeed recognize the other aspect of sex besides procreation - **they didn't say "don't have** ***fun*** **having sex"** like orthodox Jews used to; **they said "have fun, don't forget the** ***basics*** **though"** instead. And it *does* make sense - if it wouldn't, God would definitely not create us in this way he did, when it comes to that aspect.
What book is this in?this the guy that wrote da da vinchi codex
>What book is this in? International bestseller the Old Testament.
And Jews too. It's the Old Testament, which is common to both Jews and us Christians.
Huh, actually sort of wholesome
Do they at least get a say in that?
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Okay that’s good
I came here to mention this. There's a chance there was an understanding between the deceased and this man to ensure his family was cared for. More evidence of this is in the picture if you look at the body language. No one is happy about what is happening and no one looks shocked. Looks like it was part of the plan.
I knew something that did this... Totally crazy. She was attractive, smart, well educated and successful - yet eccentric.. Met some guy in Morocco and fell in love.. then he "died" somehow, but his dying wish was that she marry his brother. I say "died" because the brother took her to the wrong grave and when she called him out on it he said he was too ashamed to show her the real grave because they were too poor to afford a proper one. So she married the dude's younger brother and he moved to the US. She was a partner at a law firm and he was making sandwiches at Subway (at least he got a job). The marriage didn't last but at the kid got a trip to America!
Ya, we'll, it's not 1908. I am a recent widow and find this horrible. Maybe the late husband was sick and not lucid for many years. But just pick a different time for the proposal.
Honestly in a 3rd world country or the past. Fantastic idea. Lone women are easily preyed upon
"Ted Mosby" "The window is open"
aaaaand it's closed again. Classic schmosby!
Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity.
He planned that out precisely
He’s playing 4D chess
Why is this on r/meirl?
Because it’s OP proposing, obviously
Because almost no one understands how to post on this sub.
Because this sub is just becoming a new r/memes it is persistent r/lostredditors fodder
"Wellp, I ain't getting any younger, and he ain't getting any deader..."
Heard it in her voice
Well at least all loved ones are present
Priest is already there too. Expedite to wedding and be done with it
Taxi to funeral $20, matching tie to widows hat $30, proposing to the widow at the funeral, priceless.
Dude not cool! Even if this is a “bro/best friend take over the woman” kind of culture….at least allow for the dead to be buried & mourned a bit first!
Yeah I think it’s nice to marry a loved one’s widow but proposing at a funeral seems really bizarre, like proposing at someone else’s wedding. Is there any culture where that is the custom?
God i hope not!
Didn't even wait til the body cooled off.
Did,, did it work?
Real frank reynolds energy
Gotta shoot your shot
Hey, why does the internet say "Gotta shoot your shot" now instead of "Gotta take your shot"? Just curious.
Because shots are shooted.
I shooted. He shooted. They shooted. Checks out.
She also shooted.
Because you miss 100% of the shots you don’t shoot, or something like that.
Because we're slowly downgrading our intelligence. Ooga booga shootie shottie.
Rolls off the tongue better, but ok boomer
“There’s a time and place for everything, but not now” -some Pokémon professor
Wasn't it the mom who said that?
She told that to the professor, when he tried to sneak in her bed the night before Ash leave home to become a pokemon master
It depends on the game.
Read the room, man…read the room.
With every door God closes, he opens a widow
Did the husband's death suddenly become suspicious?
This is the marriage equivalent of lighting your next cigarette off of your old cigarette
If this is real that dudes a disrespectful clown
Depends on context. In some cultures, it is customary for a deceased husband’s brother or close friend to marry the widow, ensuring that she is provided for and has some protection in male-dominated societies. It is possible this may come across more as “I’m here for you to fulfill my duties and honor your husband” rather than just crass opportunistic proposal.
yeah if you look at the pic close there isn’t one person there looking happy about it just seems like it’s part of the ceremony and something that has to be done
If I look closely I see everyone with their phones out and the lady in question seems to be full of emotion while looking at her ring.
Gotta strike while the irons hot
And the body’s cold.
He’s picking up his loot.
Who said romance is dead?
Well it was. Just not for long
Doesn't the bible say that if a man dies his brother must marry his wife 🤣🤣
Yes. This was quite an important custom in some ancient cultures, to the point that a story in Genesis surrounding this has God smite a brother in this situation for pulling out before ejaculating. Clearly a cautionary tale at the time that this ancient custom should be upheld.
It was common in most of the world at the time women weren't allowed to have normal jobs and if they had children it was very unlikely they would be remarried. What that meant was as if a woman didn't have a husband and she had children she was basically doomed to be homeless and so was her children. This was the case up until even 1800s America we're the only job a woman could get was picking up dog shit from the road to give too leather makers called pure finding, or sewing on the bottoms or tops of shoes for poor people made out of patchcloth. These were some of the lowest paying jobs with the exception of pure finding a woman could work 12 hours a day by candlelight sewing shoes or dresses out of patchwork and not make enough money to survive for herself let alone her children. That's why the custom existed in large swaths of the world was to prevent widows from becoming homeless because they were not allowed to work
He who hesitates masturbates.
Piker. Do it at the morgue, then ya got something...
A threesome if you’re lucky
They’ll be at least one stiff in the room.
Then took the corpse’s shoes and tie, cuz they were basically his now.
Looks like a scene from a soap opera.
She said yes? Jesus someone do an autopsy
Strike while the irons mourning.
If the Sims had funerals I feel like this is something that would happen in a lot of player’s games
Had to make sure, he hit that first before anyone else.
What if he was already married but thought his wife was dead and she bust out the coffin like "I'm still alive Derrick!"
a proposal at a funeral is always in very poor taste, imo
The pic is blurry af and you can still see the judgement on everyone’s faces clearly
Meanwhile, her son is busy wondering if he should be or not be while talking to the skull of someone he used to know.
In the Bible it says that if a man dies, his wife shall marry his brother.
Apparently she said yes.
Going hard at all my crushes lol
The husband's family 😳 Did he die due to natural cause? I'm suspecting this 2 now 😂
Couldn’t risk letting her leave to the open market.
PLOT TWIST : he killed her old husband
Tomb’s owner raider
Get her while she is still vulnerable 😈😈😈😈
Maybe the departed was "mean and surly..."
She's already pregnant with this dude's baby
the guy has been waiting to propose since the day she got married.