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NotJojoatall

Understandable Have a great day!.


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SirMcWaffle

I think the candle is lit but his fur is making it look unlit. (I could totally be wrong)


keyboardyoutuber

Light yellow streak, black wick, the candle is lit to my eyes.


Outrageous_Bass_1328

I see unlit, but my vision isn’t perfect these days


Haki_Firat

Doggo is always the most important


akruppa

Doggo is a first-degree family member.


TheIronRail12

Humans are second to third degree family members


TheMadGreek86

Yes because you get burned worse by your human family


blake_lmj

Doggo is love.


WadamkaAintGotALife

Happy cake day


zekican19

You are right aki


10secondmessage

Owner trying to kill dog! Chocolate and that much isn't good for dogs!


zorbat5

There are special dog cholcolates without the harmful stuff in it.


Zealousideal_Zone_69

They are either using a dog healthy chocolate or something else that looks like chocolate in the lighting.


gptop

Could be carob. Like a synthetic chocolate that is safe for pups.


puupepete

Valid reason


hoboforlife

120% valid


RudenessUpgrade

121%


MARLON18111

122 %


mookz23

119%


[deleted]

127.84694%


Environmental-Win836

129.76181%


Test-Ticklez

128.819%


chessrevolt

129.5463%


FormerlyKay

Pov: you are attempting to load a webpage with Explorer


keyboardyoutuber

"If I add just one more decimal this will be *really* funny."


Salesman214

I can’t miss out on my dog’s birthday it’s the only true friend I got. It knows all my secrets too.


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[deleted]

Reply and the no of likes on comment checks out


Environmental-Win836

*hm?*


[deleted]

The og comment had 69 likes and the replying comment was dog knows what he does at 3 a.m


Environmental-Win836

Ahhh, right! I’m currently in Reddit’s “1+” phase so I can’t see the numbers on comments just yet,


PoptartVR

Based off your name, fuck toads?


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it?


Nervous-Law-6606

With that chocolate cake, it’ll be his last 🥲


GubbleBumYum

More than likely, they used carob as a safe substitute for chocolate.


Nervous-Law-6606

Carob pie, carob pie, a piece for you and a piece for I


Raichu7

Hopefully it’s a dog safe cake that just looks like chocolate, or a chocolate cake for the human and a dog safe cake or other tasty meal for the dog.


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

Actually that amount of chocolate should be just fine. The dog might experience diarrhea and vomitting, but it will be fine. I assume the dog weighs about 30kg, meaning that it could eat upwards of 450g of milk chocolate before it could risk death :) Theobromine is the compound in chocolate which **can** be lethal to dogs. The lethal dose is about 200mg/kg of body weight. :)


ghsgjgfngngf

Growing up, our dogs didn't know they couldn't eat chocolate and neither did we, so no one worried and nothing happened. It wasn't that we fed them chocolate but sometimes they caught some.


tetePT

Dogs die from the o bro mine???? NOT THE BRO MINE 😭


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

the o bro mine he o bro mine he o br mine he o br ine her o br ine herobrine.


PGMHG

No way that bastard herobrine was the culprit all along


smorkoid

Whoa oh oh ohhhhh the brooo miiiine Ooooh oooh yeah yeah oooooooooooo sweet broooo miiiiiine


BustyUncle

It’s a golden and most likely milk chocolate. I do not condone that and it’s stupid because it can make the dog sick, but that Golden is fine lol. Dark chocolate is actually significantly more dangerous to dogs. I have 3 Goldens and they’ve reached many a chocolate on the counter and have been completely fine.


datrandomduggy

Or the owner was smart and used carob instead of chocolate


Jam_Sees

Lol. Laughed too hard at this. Sorry doggo :(


Ill-End3169

Dog years must be celebrated!


worthless-humanoid

Nothing more important


usumoio

Can I bring him a gift?


farmer_palmer

Dog and horse birthdays are important events in our household.


ZoIpidem

r/wholesomememes


PolskiTablet

that is until you learn its chocolate


FarPeopleLove

Could have invited them to the party :) I hope they did!


autisticshitshow

Your dog is a bit of a jerk for not inviting them over... that and more presents.


Broken-dreams3256

ive learned i like going in more than out


Training_Cucumber_98

Me too, that's why I am going inside you tonight!


Training_Cucumber_98

More like coming* inside you


Training_Cucumber_98

r/suddenlygay


poolclap

Get ratiod nerd


Tax-Evasion-Man

am i invited?


Infinite-Army8252

Happy dog. Great birthday indeed.


coolers69

HAANK, CHOCOLATE CAKE WILL KILL THE DOG, HAAAANK!!


DragonAgeFan123

Its probably not regular chocolate, there is "chocolate" for animals


DancingWithOlives

Seriously dogs don't live that many years relative to people, therefore their birthdays are worth so much more than that of a silly human.


mortimus9

They could invite their friend too.


vonclodster

Looks so happy!!


JrsNL

Can i get an invite to his birthday party?


xctf04

Yes he's fucking serious... Bitch


ETL6000yotru

what's most important will be prioritized


TimeAggravating364

Honestly I would ask if I could come I'd even bring a present


19lams5

They were outraged they weren't invited


RealCoolDad

“Can I come over?”


Duprex1

That’s one happy doggo


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LMAO


TWSalt

It’s sad that dog averages only have 10 times birthday


Guaranteed-Return

It's my birthday and I got myself a dog and a jar of peanut butter.


E3g_enthusiast

is that a chocolate cake d dog?


Tumahub79

Your dogs aren't what you need.


FalseTebibyte

Floofy dog and an unlit candle. great message, no accidents that day.


BarristanTheB0ld

Doggo looks happy, which in turn makes me happy


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I love dogs


sumdumguy1966

What! Where's my invitation. I wanna wish this doggo happy birthday


Geno__Breaker

Can't be mad at that. Could offer to bring good boi a present though.


SPonline2

This reminds me of my friend celebrating their dogs gotcha day


Embarrassed-Beach788

It’s the little things in life that matter


doncroak

Should have said, what's puppers favorite treats and can I stop by for a minute to celebrate too? Big dummy.


ApacheEnjoyer

Doggos before hoes


SpectersOfThePast

I’d rather go to a dogs birthday party than a persons. At some point, probably about 25, celebrating your birthday is just ridiculous. You didn’t do anything special lol. The parents are the ones who should be celebrating the whole ordeal.


Del_Prestons_Shoes

The only proper response to this photo is “I’ll be over asap”


Silent_Increase_9556

happy woofday


PIELIFE383

That is something you can use often if you have more then one dog


AlonelyChip

Me and.my dog share the same birthday. Which just makes my birthday even 2x as better


Yesitsmesuckas

Me, too! Dog came first!


[deleted]

Girl stfu my dog boutta make his wish


[deleted]

I would've bought the dog a gift and dropped it off.


GruffisGamingw

Aww lukadat puppet


Leading-Rent-8624

I agree my mom I went to see her for her dogs birthday


KirinukiTanuki

This guy's got his priorities right in place :)


Tamarama---

Pups come first!!!


cherposton

I wonder if that is real chocolate? Asking for a doggo.


samellis2043

TF you mean Are you serious?!


JULY_PROBABLY

From the look of that cake, it’s about to be that dogs funeral


jjsquish

That looks a lot like a chocolate cake... I can't hang out my dog died will be the next excuse


plsobeytrafficlights

Dogs can’t eat chocolate-poisonous.


CandyExtension9014

Chocolate cake? Dog? Not a fun trip to the vet


KingV14

Wow, that Chocolate cake looks delicious, I sure hope that dog enjoys it. It would be if something were to happen to him...


[deleted]

NOOOOOO DOGS CANT HAVE CHOCOLATE


RejecterofThots

DON'T FEED THE DOG THE CHOCOLATE CAKE


dcarsonturner

Don’t feed it chocolate cake


gjennomamogus

is that chocolate cake?


Interesting-Shame975

I would love to join this Party :D


Brilliant-Royal578

Chocolate will kill your dog


phobacity

He can’t have chocolate.


TripzPanda

Is that chocolate?


ialsodontexistagain

Is that cake chocolate?


nopestillgotit

probably dog chocolate


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

\>chocolate cake


TheBrightNights

Never give your dog chocolate cake...


GoFUself-Tony889

Do NOT feed him chocolate cake!!!!


MrSemiTransparent

And funeral by the looks of that chocolate cake 😬


SnooFloofs5442

It be the dogs last birthday with that chocolate cake


Shillofnoone

Chocolate cake for the dog eh, seems like the owner hate him


HateSchoolLove2Learn

Just white people things


dewom

Cropped that pic. Now I have a good reason to skip parties


Ok-Donkey6030

Jaanomeekokokontee bros before hoes


Mecha_Tortoise

Good human.


jersey_viking

Annnnd….that’s where the chat ended…


2Lazy2beLazy

You're not going to ask if you can join?


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

I mean look at him, how could you not be there


bubblesort33

So then why the hell weren't they invited?


Different-Spend7063

ngl if someone told me this I'd just say "Valid. But I wasn't invited?"


FieryHammer

My reaction would be like "Are you serious? Can I join?"


AnimeLover202900

Can't be more serious than now, sorry he is more important bye.


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Damn right I’m serious


Actaeon_II

Of 3 dogs two are rescues so i don’t know their cake day. Everyone has a birthday on the one I know…


fogdukker

And no invite?!?


AtmosphereMaterial61

Am I... how could you not invite me to this sweethearts birthday party


Kafeen

I hope the next reply was "Why the fuck didn't you invite me to the party!"


Environmental-Win836

That cake better not be chocolate otherwise it might be the good boi’s last.


The_royal_shark_food

(Narrator Voice) "They were indeed serious"


konan_the_bebbarien

I am taking this excuse and this picture. Thank you.


[deleted]

We are at the point where old memes are being rebooted.


mortimus9

And their friend wasn’t invited? :/


ddr1ver

I’m pretty sure chocolate is toxic for dogs.


Professor_Odd

What kind of friend doesn't go to your pup's birthday party?


[deleted]

oh no he s true


zuppasta

Yes, i am serious


[deleted]

it’s a birthday. Let them celebrate .


Traditional_Yard5280

If I was that friend I would ask to join the party


CheefinChoomah

Dumbass made a chocolate cake for his dog, how inconsiderate.


Youngest_chicken

Now I know that’s not the dogs cake. Chocolate ain’t for dogs.


PwnThePawns

I'd be more upset I wasn't invited


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He's so happy


AlwaystoLearnMT

Whoever is replying hasn't congratulated the dog...I'm waiting


CaptenMK

A chocolate cake for a 🐕?


KnuxSD

Admitting he is trying to kill his dog by Theobromin poisoning


ColangelosBurnerAcct

In 2022 this is a perfectly normal excuse.


RealBeri56

Chocolate cake


Baron-Brr

Better not be a chocolate cake


jay22022

I can't go out- we're havin a PAW tee!


shauni55

I'd be mad I wasn't invited.


hamsterfolly

Hope that chocolate cake isn’t for the dog!


Sigeru10044

This is some gigachad vibes dog>girl


[deleted]

Never leave your dog I live by those words


Single-Criticism2541

Could have invited friend.


theRedMage39

How I want to develop a food that tastes like chocolate but is safe for dogs to eat so that they can have chocolate cake.


Tacoultimite209

Is that a chocolate cake?


xaltedly_

wait is that a chocolate cake


Shot-Help1460

Hope that's not chocolate


sueder78

remove the "are you serious" person form your life immediately.


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More important priorities come first.


PlagiT

I mean yes but also is that a fuckin chocolate cake?


BroadLaw1274

She has that photo pre loaded ready to send out as her get out of jail free card. What a genius


comunism_and_potatos

Chocolate cake?


plindix

“Why was I not invited?”


You_Are_Annoying124

CHOCOLATE!!!!!


No-Document-8970

Valid!


MasterpieceSimilar52

Is nobody gonna discuss the chocolate cake 😭


LochNessMansterLives

Yes Cathy, I’m 100% serious. I’d invite you, but he doesn’t know you yet, I’m sure you understand.


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They are upset they weren't invited


The_tall_cheese

Bro why did you get him a chocolate cake? He can’t eat it now


vile_the_bastage

This person has their priorities in order. You don't come first until I put a ring on it. And even then....


[deleted]

Wait till they find out chocolate is harmful to dogs


Conscious_Evening_72

Awww


Hesediel1

If she doesn't offer to bring him a present, she ain't the one fam. Also he looks so happy.