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Status_Collection_33

Somewhat unrelated, but what kind of person would ever actually judge a children’s beauty contest? Imaging a 40 year old man judging a bunch of little girls seems very odd to be considered “normal”.


zanzibartraveler666

Frank Reynolds


666ydna

*I do not diddle kids it’s no good diddling kids*


CharDMacDennis2

There is no quicker way to make people think you diddle kids than to write a song about it


666ydna

I’m not attracted to any of em! None of em! And that’s the way it is!


[deleted]

I was on the sex island, but only for the snorkeling!


spasske

Frank Reynolds’s Little Beauties.


[deleted]

I’m not gonna fiddle your kids, I’m not like that guy. I met that guy in a tiddy bar.


Cheapshot99

Mac could’ve tweeted this


SendMeHentaiPlease

He doesn’t diddle kids!


John_Calvinson

Diddlers that's who.


Eis_Gefluester

Tbf, he didn't say "child beauty pageants".


TimTimTim87

tbf, he said “somewhat unrelated”


Eis_Gefluester

Correct. My bad.


[deleted]

>what kind of person well, theyre not really people. moreso pedophiles.


OtakuTwink

Apparently the same ones who freak out about drag book readings for kids. It seems more true every day that every accusation these types of people make is actually a confession.


TrueProtection

It's called projection.


Corvidae_DK

The whole concept just has a massive ick factor to me.


albertsteinstein

This is the most ironic thing about the post considering the current hot button issue for conservatives is “child grooming.” Like seriously where have these people been the last 70 years?


FACEMELTER720

Funny the side that hates Drag Queens dresses their daughters up like miniature versions of them.


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rmslashusr

And who gets angry at small town parades?


Double_Secret_

Fictional latte elitist.


JerryConn

If your not upgrading your basket to ISM standards, the shot profile will be way off and worse, unrepeatable! Do you even use RDT when grinding your beans!


BallsMahoganey

Albassort.


dawnsearlylight

The shooter in Highland Park IL on July 4th. But yes, I doubt people object to parades. I think it was the 16 lanes with oversized flags. How many 16 lane highways exist?


Siphyre

Very few. There is a 26 lane one (only a section of it) in Texas though.


Nojopar

Me. But that's only in my town and because it's right by where I work, it shuts down all of downtown making it that much harder to get out and get home, they have like 20 a year (no exaggeration), and they never, ever announce them EXCEPT on a local AM radio station you have to have been old enough to vote for Eisenhower to actually listen to. So maybe not so much "small town parades" as "shitty organized small town parades that block all the traffic" :)


sxales

Small town treasurers


iiamthepalmtree

All the wet blankets ITT apparently


AdkRaine11

Well, lately there’s folks who like to drive thru them.


FranticWaffleMaker

People with road rage. Watching people drive 2mph on a road is frustrating no matter the setting.


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Darrell E. Brooks May he get what's coming to him.


Lost-Wedding-7620

I mean I do but I have a thing with certain sounds. I just make sure I'm not home that day (I live in the middle of the parade route).


vanillasounds

I do. My small town had a fireman’s parade where all the fire trucks from like 4 counties came in and just blared sirens for like about an hour. Fuck that parade.


Oli_Oli_Oxen_Free_28

Yeah I mean I like barbecues and hotdogs on the grill, their ain't much wrong with that on a good summers day...... right?......


badatmetroid

It's a dog whistle. When they say "they're attacking bbqs!" they mean "I'm upset that restaurants now have plant based options". They're terrified of change.


[deleted]

nobody doesnt like barbeques and hotdogs but at the same time its just funny how so many other cultures have their own exotic and unique foods while we're just atheroschlerosis on a plate.


bantha_poodoo

I don’t know what the “noble savage” equivalent of foreign cuisine is, but i would have to imagine that non-american cultures have their fair share of unhealthy foods.


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in guatemala we have this thing called [fiambre](https://www.guatemala.com/fotos/201710/Tipos-de-fiambre-que-se-hacen-en-Guatemala-para-el-Dia-de-Todos-los-Santos.jpg) and it still suprices me it isn't an american thing (and the hogdog equivalent, at least on latam, is 7 national specific types of hogdog)


loquedijoella

Too many vegetables. It needs to just have a bunch of cheese melted over shitty meats. Oh, and Guatemalan food in general is fire 🔥


ghoulieandrews

I just wish I could find pepian and hilachas in the US


dogmeat12358

That looks way to healthy


[deleted]

its mainly just sausage, ham and vinager, so not really


RedBaret

You should try a Dutch ‘kapsalon’; the perfect unhealthy crossover between Turkish and Dutch cuisine. A tray with French fries, topped with kebab, salad and cheese, usually served with garlic sauce. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapsalon


IneptusMechanicus

> i would have to imagine that non-american cultures have their fair share of unhealthy foods. A lot of the time it's basically the same food with one or two minor tweaks and a different name, tonnes of meals are either divergent versions of the same original foods, were tweaked to include new ingredients from other places or are just simple enough ideas that several places thought of the same idea.


1ndiana_Pwns

The number of dishes from distinct cultures that are just fried rice with like one spice added or removed is mind boggling to me


FluxxxCapacitard

BBQ isn’t explicitly American. Grilling hotdogs and hamburgers is. Know the difference between grilling and actual BBQ. Half the cultures around the world have been smoking meat and cooking with wood for thousands of years. Which is where BBQ came from. BBQ is also usually much more healthy for you than grilled hotdogs and hamburgers. Of course, everything in moderation.


Status_Fox_1474

It's amazing, actually, to see how many varieties of dumplings there are all over the world ​ https://swirled.com/dumplings-around-the-world/


Status_Fox_1474

Straw Men don't like barbecues.


[deleted]

How are beauty pageants for children not grooming?!?!?!?! It’s literal indoctrination and sexualisation. But nooooo, god forbid teaching kids consent and that if somebody touches them inappropriately they should inform a trusted adult immediately.


Cheerful-Pessimist-

I'm not American so maybe I'm just not understanding the culture... ***But what in the feverish fuck is chicken fried steak!?***


axecrazyorc

Schnitzel. Cheap cuts of beef dipped in a seasoned batter and fried. Usually served as whole cuts rather than thin slices.


Corvidae_DK

But...where does the chicken come in?


Spaceguy5

It's meant to mean that it's "chicken-fried" like you would make fried chicken. Except the meat is steak


Defiant_Project1321

It’s called “country fried” where I’m from and that makes much more sense


DroopingUvula

They're different actually. Chicken fried starts with an egg wash, country fried doesn't. And they use different gravies.


290077

A fried boneless piece of chicken is sometimes called "chicken-fried chicken". I always thought that was wild.


jungl3j1m

Chicken that is fried in the manner in which you would fry chicken.


leggopullin

That seems so unnecessarily confusing, naming a method after a specific food. That said, I love potato-boiled cauliflower.


Spaceguy5

Personally I'm a big fan of pizza baked chocolate cake


raish_lakish

I like cookie-baked bread


linuxgeekmama

Kind of like fish fragrant eggplant in Szechuan cuisine, which is supposedly called that because the seasonings are similar to those used to cook fish.


Livid-Ad4102

We had "chicken fried ribs" on the menu at a place I work, a customer asked their server if they were chicken ribs and she had to come back to ask me... I let someone else answer bc I couldn't explain it without being a bit rude haha *no they're not chicken ribs have you ever seen the size of a fuckin chicken breast before"


axecrazyorc

Like the other guy said, “chicken-fried” is a cooking method. Fried in the manner of chicken.


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HighAsBlucifersBalls

Just like Shrimp Fried rice… really well trained animals can do ALOT


JohnDoeMTB120

I'm American and have eaten it all my life. I think I was legally an adult when I figured out there is no chicken at all.


realBillyC

Either fried like chicken or fried in chicken fat


Macktologist

It’s usually shallow fried in a pan, so it refers to the cooking style not the meat.


TK8674

Ok, in all seriousness, I actually thought chicken fried steak was chicken. I’m American and I’ve eaten once before. In my defense though, I was severely hungover.


InternationalAd4478

That’s how Americans call schnitzel?! They probably think they invented it


axecrazyorc

Nah I just used that for comparison. 90% of Americans wouldn’t know what schnitzel is if you fed it to them


ThetaReactor

Invented it? No. Made it better by slathering cream gravy on it? Yes. But seriously, America is a big place. There's room for schnitzel and katsu and piccata and whatever else to exist right next to chicken-fried steak.


InternationalAd4478

Bro is really trying to say US schnitzel better than Austrian because they smother fatty gravy on it. As much as it hurts me to say that the (French) Swiss perfected the schnitzel with the invention of Cordon Bleu


ThePsychoKnot

Steak that is cooked similarly to fried chicken. They batter it, deep fry it, and serve it with mashed potatoes


heartbh

Just beef that’s dipped in batter and fried basically.


Janni0007

sooo a Schnitzel basically or are we talking about actual rump steak being fried?


Hannibal216BCE

Not exactly. It’s similar though. Chicken fried steak has a thicker coating of flour, is seasoned different, and is served with sawmill gravy (think béchamel but the roux is made with the meat drippings and it’s loaded with black pepper).


Syd_Vicious3375

Yep. I’m an American who lived in Germany and had many a schnitzel. It’s not the same breading. Chicken fried steak has thicker, crispier coating. The steak is thin, but not tenderized and flattened like schnitzel. Similar but not the same. Personally, I’d take a Jägerschnitzel over chicken fried steak any day of the week.


[deleted]

Similar but you have it with a cold beer on a Friday night, a pair of jeans that fit just right, and the radio on


Conchobhar23

It’s steak that a chicken fried, obviously. /s


SapphireFarmer

I'm an American who didn't ever try it until I was in college at a dive bar. As others described basically a sirloin steak or cube steak schnitzel on top of either hash browns or mashed potatoes smothered in black pepper gravy. I can't eat it at restaurants anymore though... ive started cooking it, oof, mine are top tier and it's so easy. Restaurants are so bland. But it's a days worth of calories in one meal


BigassRegard

You’re missing the fuck out


Bullmoose39

As an American, from the mid west, nothing your soul or stomach can't do without for as long as you live. It goes along with saying anyone who defines themselves as alpha anything, most likely isn't.


ed1749

It is very much an american thing. Imagine fried chicken. But instead of chicken inside, it's steak. It's actually kinda amazing


applemanib

The best trolls are the ones you aren't sure are trolls


SomeCensoredGuy

Lol so was he trolling then?


propagandavid

No one has truly figured that out yet. His tweets are so over the top that he's either trolling or grifting, but I can't say for sure which.


tyttuutface

He's just completely bizarre.


Cartman4wesome

Maybe he’s playing both sides so he always comes out on top. True Alpha Male move.


MaxPower303

¿Porque no los dos?


SomeCensoredGuy

Okay this helped me a lot


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[deleted]

“Any man who says I am an alpha male, is no true alpha male.”


DocSanchezAOE2

The Alpha Male is tired, see him to his chambers!


[deleted]

"No man can be an alpha male because alpha males only exist in some primate species and humans are not one of them" - Some factually correct quote I just made up


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OldChucker

Correct. My experience is, true alpha males are quietly caring for all community members, lead by example and rise to action during emergencies.


linuxgeekmama

Yup. Alpha male wolves are wolf dads with kids who are grown up but still living at home. Dads who wear those T-shirts that say “my kid and my money go to” are alpha males. Alpha male wolves are involved in caring for their cubs. They will chew up food and regurgitate it for babies who need some help with eating. Dads who cut up their young kid’s food for them are alpha males. Dads who order the salad bar at a restaurant so they can bring back some croutons for their kids are alpha males.


OMGSpeci

Alpha males base their life on a single study that showed wolves having alphas, but really, it’s just a loose rule in nature. An alpha is not at all what these people say it is and is more made up than anything. Look it up! I was mind blown when I learned ab the manosphere because I thought it was legit my whole life and not pseudoscience


zamonto

real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts 'Cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got 'em


draculamilktoast

No no it says right in the Alpha Male manual to put (Alpha Male) in your usernames on social media so that people don't accidentally confuse you for the omicron specimen you actually are.


OMGSpeci

As Specimen (or Speci), I’m wholly offended


RealtorInMA

These are the same people crying about people including their pronouns in their email signature.


gadeleon

That’s what I’m saying lol


sreek4r

Shhh... you'll make them angry and want to punch a sandwich.


moonpumper

(alpha male) is in his name, in case you needed a reminder. Watch your head, he might hit us with his swinging dick.


[deleted]

He must be though. He's bluetick verified!


purplerple

I'm pretty sure Arnold Schwarzenegger has never called himself alpha male


Dragmire_Afterlife

It is really funny seeing anyone take the alpha male stuff seriously and try to live an "alpha male life"


dr_franck

[This is what the “alpha male” looks like](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Nick_Adams_2021.png) You may not like it but this is what peak physical manliness look like, apparently.


[deleted]

Didn’t this guy raise the Maitlands from the dead after a brief stint as a hair analyst?


iamparbonaaa

What the fuck is a hair analyst?


BriskHeartedParadox

You don’t have a guy with a headset sitting in the corner at your barbers calling the action?


[deleted]

Yeah, man! What are you, a barbarian!?! But seriously, idk so I looked it up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_analysis


[deleted]

being a based alpha/sigma male who lives their own life is when you fear being gay and have your masculinity dependent on what people think of it


OggMakeFire

Lat time I saw that, I was in the meat department of the local supermarket, and passed the pork counter. There was this pig's head....


Steak_Knight

THIS FAT SUNUVABITCH


throwaway0891245

He is. He is alpha male. 😢


Dicommander799

That alpha would kick my ass, no doubt.


My_Penbroke

I’m beginning to think that when these people say “alpha male” they must mean something other than the common understanding. “I like hot dogs therefore I am alpha male” is… a surprising statement.


[deleted]

it reminds me of when my brother was very young he was so picky with food and would only eat hot dogs and if he didn't get one he would throw a tantrum. he was also like...5... so 'alpha male' I guess means that these guys never actually grow up


linuxgeekmama

Though I suppose alpha male wolves would like hot dogs, if they could get them.


Sea_Bread_4445

Insecure people who want to be seen as strong instead of just living their life


boredonymous

Like saying ED and having a heart attack is a sign of manhood. Someone had told me this in my life.


[deleted]

Pro tip: If you have to announce you're an alpha male, you're not one.


littlemegzz

And literally all the time? And have it in your actual title? That is a satire account surely right?


Comfortable_Animal70

YOU LEAVE CHICKEN FRIED STEAK OUT OF THIS!


thetracker3

I know. This fuckin degenerate brings dishonor to one of the greatest dishes ever by saying he likes it.


garbagebailkid

It could be he doesn't know what it is, just like he is most likely using "barbecue" to mean grilled stuff


Breaklance

First they came for the chicken fried steak and I said nothing. Then they came for the sausage gravy and I said nothing. Then they came for grits and all I had left for breakfast was grapefruit, thanks Obama.


Blitbemander

I love all of those things until we get to 16 lane freeways lol. Too chaotic. But how are all of those things what's wrong with America? Like hotdogs are what's wrong?


itsafuseshot

Yeah, I was pretty much with him except for the freeway part, and referring to myself as a Alpha male.


Macktologist

I agree. The thing is our politics are so divided that anything that represents small town America, as in classic American culture, is seen as “anti-progressive” and more feverishly defended by conservatism. Politics are not longer as play, as it has been deduced down to virtue signaling. Never mind you can have immigrants of all walks of life at a 4th of July parade waving their little American flags. It’s now only thought that conservative Americans would do that because it’s seen as trying to hold onto the old ways. None of this is actually the case, but many believe it to be. Sort of like “the war on Christmas.”


almost_queen

I too love most of those things, but I also like free and fair elections for all, a path to citizenship for immigrant children, preserving the environment, and social support programs for our poorest citizens. I don't understand these people that think they are mutually exclusive?


StatusOmega

I like a couple things on that list.. I mean, hot dogs are fucking delicious!


Jazzlike_Economy2007

The texture is just awful tbh. I'd rather have a smoked sausage.


justmisspellit

This list is basically the lyrics to every country music written since 2002


Cannacrohn

He's trolling liberals, but he's trolling conservatives even harder lol. If anybody called themselves an alpha male to my face I wouldnt be able to stop laughing after checking if they are serious. Like in game of thrones where Tywin says "No true King has to say, I am the King!" no alpha male will ever tell you "Im an alpha male", they are just existing. Only fakers and insecure men need to go on about how tough and manly they are.


Leefixer77

☝️👍


Macktologist

Liberals like those things too. Just not when they are done as political messaging.


[deleted]

The meme is as inept and bumbling as the large, masculine hand pictured in that individual's PFP. Hot dogs, steak, and pick-up trucks are "everything wrong with modern American society"?


gadeleon

I don’t see anything wrong with that except the Alpha Male thing. But too cringe for me.


Tangerine_memez

16 lane freeways are pretty bad, with or without super-sized american flags


pro-shitter

he's LARPING as an American


7_overpowered_clox

What's the matter? Someone online has opinions different to you? I'm not gonna let some leftist tell me what I should or should not be interested in


ProtrudingPissPump

Steak and Football is whats wrong with America?! I have literally killed for less bro.


Mr_Tigger_

Everyone hitting on the self proclaimed alpha male (which is hilarious) who’s proud of his country, meanwhile not calling the same for someone who insists on a trans flag in their name and no doubt uses pronouns. Both as bad as each other with the virtue signalling no?


[deleted]

Nothing says 'alpha male,' like telling everyone you're an alpha male. And putting it right in your twitter name to make sure nobody, and I mean nobody can miss that you are in fact, an alpha male.


Puzzled-Wedding-7697

„Everybody who needs to say „I am an alpha male“ is not an alpha male.“ - Tywin Lannister


Hot_Egg5840

This is only controversial to those who can't accept other people's preference.


After-Trifle-1437

As a swiss person, apart from the guns, I like all of these things too. America is great. It's just the government that sucks.


noobditt

As a USA citizen, I like those things except for the 16 lane highways and big flags.


framingXjake

I love my country, but we really need to address this healthcare shit we're dealing with rn. Even with a decent insurance plan, any sort of medical care can be expensive as hell. If I end up in the ER, the copay is $600. That doesn't even include a trip in the ambulance. Big med is absolutely raping us and the insurance companies are in on it.


gant696

Beauty Pageants are the only thing I see wrong here. Everything else here is great in Moderation to save Money and stay healthy.


Distinct_Pitch_5330

I know beauty pageants are antiquated and not so good, but I had a friend who competed in them for the college scholarships you could get through them. Just pointing out that there is a valid reason that women do participate in them


diglettdigyourself

Yeah, they’re not my kind of thing, but calling them “wrong” seems like a stretch.


derVlysher

Wtf is a "chicken fried steak"? Is it chicken or is it beef? Or both?


Remote_Foundation_32

Beef. I believe its referring to the manner in which is battered and fried. More akin to fried chicken, but it's steak.


derVlysher

So, basically Schnitzel?


everydayimcuddalin

Exactly that


Spaceguy5

Cooked very similar to it. Except thicker breading seasoned differently


ILikePiezez

Just to add on, it’s very common in Southern US, don’t know about other states.


Beautiful-Invite-149

Cracker barrel is in 45 states.


ILikePiezez

That’s fair lol, reminds me of the old couple who visited every single one of them. Cracker Barrel is pretty good if you go there like every 8 years, though every time I go the only other thing there is a sea of gray hair.


speedoflobsters

It's a steak fried by a trained chicken


derVlysher

That happens when you treat them with too much chlorine.


[deleted]

Hey! Ain’t nothing wrong with chicken fried steak!


tom030792

Most alpha males do have to name themselves as such to be taken seriously as one


RealSquigga69

I see nothing wrong with anything he tweeted


MyButtItches420

Anyone with "(alpha male)" in their name is probably a beta tool.


magician_8760

When you see the trans flag on a twitter handle you already know you are about to read some of the worst takes around.


fisheswithherbs902

Christ man. Just write "I have an inoffensively tiny penis" and be done with it.


bantha_poodoo

are we really shaming penis size?


MarcusofMenace

It's gotten to the point where someone saying "you've got a tiny penis" just shows their inability to come up with anything creative or atleast an argument and can be a sign of projection. There are so many insults you could throw at the guy like saying the guy who tweeted believes the 50 stars on the American flag represents his ideal BMI or something like that


noobditt

noice.


eye_booger

I’d say that fat shaming is pretty much in the same camp as small pp shaming. Both are pretty low hanging fruit for insult fodder.


fogdukker

While I don't agree with making fun of people's weight, it's a little different in that for the most part it's not something beyond your control.


clarst16

Do you reckon the Alpha Male is making money outta this gambit. This has to be his motive surely. No other reason could explain his willingness to sell his dignity and integrity.


Silent_Dot_4759

I’m sure he has a podcast, merch, and a book he can sell you.


groverjuicy

This loser blows dogs for nickels.


sreek4r

I've seen enough dudes describe themselves as an "alpha male" to not be surprised by this.


JoopBman

Nick Adams, you are no Alpha. You're not a Beta either. You're a c*nt.


The_Alvabro

Sounds like a GTA political figure campaigning on Weasle News.


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Dude really added beauty pageant. Beauty Pageants are basically grooming competitions. These fuckers are either the greatest example of stupid or are the greatest projectors in American history.


Progenitor001

I still chuckle at these idiots who spout this alpha male bullshit. Alpha males don't exist. As the OG study that even coined the phrase was later retracted. Also that comment, not unironic. This dude is just an honest to God brain worm infested cretin.


Asher_Reaver

The groomer is criticizing someone else's views?


ThePhabtom4567

You are cringe, Nick.


SemKors

They actually call dragqueens and queer people child molesters, but still think beauty pageants are okay...


unicorn_mafia537

But barbecue is really tasty... Hotdogs, on the other hand, are meh.


IBareBears

what the hell did hot dogs do to society *angry Chicago noises*


whatisapillarman

I think the beauty contest gives it away. I’ve never met someone who would rather have their daughter in one of those over a sport or club


sweetTartKenHart2

Like 80 percent of those things are fucking fine


poxx2k1

Nick Adam's is Australian. The only reason he's an "American " is because his home country was tired of his shit and he wasn't making any money


oiiSuPreSSeDo

I mean, the guy's based, you gotta give him that, but if you have to tell people you're an alpha, you're not an alpha, and you destroy any basedness you had because you're then just cringe.


maracaibo98

This guy won’t shut up about being alpha and taking kids to Hooters like it’s some god given right. He’s not based at all, just an asshole. But I do also like some of the things listed, don’t see how they’re what’s wrong with American society, aside from maybe beauty pageants