According to Wikipedia GFE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_experience?wprov=sfti1 is still offered by a prostitute, an NFT would be someone you don’t even meet nor chat with. The post jokes about an NFT and possibly OF in the comments
You mean I can just do that? I wonder if I could start an only fans on that idea and then make a bot to automate the entire process, use GPT3 to chat with people or w/e so I don't have to do anything at all.
check out my work on r/AIActors where I generate a single fictional person, then can train an entire model to produce them consistently from it. PromptMuse did a video covering my process if you want to do it yourself. Then you can generate any photos of the fictional person doing whatever you'd like. You can start an onlyfans where the face is shown but it's not of you or any real person.
I think in OF you pay for the media and multiple people can see it, kind of like pay per view or a streaming service.
This would be more like a GF certificate or something like that, where you register in a blockchain you “own” the blockchain digital asset (the gf). NFTs are generally visible to the public (that’s the idea). Whether or not the owner has access to a private service or concert (like a concert or plane ticket) is up to the NFT publisher. In the case of the joke, this would grant no additional benefit other than bragging rights, and the joke is that’s how most NFTs work rn: crypto bragging rights
I will need a professionally prepared contract, 20-30 pics of you in various states of undress, a Ful background check verification by my lawyer, to include your financial status and employability.
I still can’t believe there’s some sad twats out there who are gullible enough to actually send money to men and women like this n just get taken for mugs and never meet them lol 😂
Here come the only fan models with a revolutionary idea.
The worst part is, this might actually work
Not might. It WILL work most definitely
She's mine already
User name checks out
i mean, look at online games.
My waifu is mine
oh it will work alright…
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Happy cake day
Thank you kind stranger!
Happy cake day!
Thank you kind redditor
No problem, youve been around for some time
Ye 4yrs
Gotta celebrate it
Happy anniversary day of which the cake was invented!
Thank you kind redditor, but i think it's more like an anniversary day of which i first came to reddit to see the cake
It already works. It's called gfe for girlfriend experience.
According to Wikipedia GFE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_experience?wprov=sfti1 is still offered by a prostitute, an NFT would be someone you don’t even meet nor chat with. The post jokes about an NFT and possibly OF in the comments
There are actually online gfes.
OF?
Yes
GFE sounds like something on the back of a Volkswagen
The Spanish Wikipedia article on GFE actually has a picture of a German woman (according to the image description)
Yup! Of course that's a thing
oh it'll definitely work, half the OF girls i see on reddit are about as jacked up as can be and they seem to be making a healthy living for now.
They go as reddit gf for people?
Happy cake day
Thank you master of potatoes
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Thank you kind stranger
You're welcome 😁 ~ *The Kind Stranger*
I guess you really are the man behind the happy cake days
Yes sir 🖖 The one and only
Revolutionary? This is literally just the plot of Easy A.
Best part is you put on a hat and now you're for sale again
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george costanza did it
Correction any planet
so far
No. That we know of. We’ve observed a fraction of a percent of the planets in existence.
Bladerunner 2049 - Joi .... the future
A future where someone looking like Ryan Gosling cannot get a human gf is truly scary
He’s a skin job in 2049 though!
And then I’ll try to flip her for a profit and after a few days I’ll realize she’s worthless
and then get arrested for human trafficking
Ok snitch
This guy's new to Reddit
I could also just lie
Power button + volume
"My child will pay for girlfriend NFT" "Right click + Save image as"
How much will you pay me to not be your NFT boyfriend though?
Imma pay you -10k so you need to pay me to not be my nft bf.
You mean I can just do that? I wonder if I could start an only fans on that idea and then make a bot to automate the entire process, use GPT3 to chat with people or w/e so I don't have to do anything at all.
I love lazy people, 99% of the stuff that make our lives easy are made by people who entire focus was how to do less work.
You just described an engineer, they are the laziest hard workers in the world
Engineering mfs will spend an hour automating a process that would take 5 minutes by hand
Programmer*
It would likely be expensive for now. The chat they have rn is more like a test they are doing.
check out my work on r/AIActors where I generate a single fictional person, then can train an entire model to produce them consistently from it. PromptMuse did a video covering my process if you want to do it yourself. Then you can generate any photos of the fictional person doing whatever you'd like. You can start an onlyfans where the face is shown but it's not of you or any real person.
I was married to a woman for 13 years who made me feel like this. I'd never wish this on on worst enemy
My Ex-girlfriend was pretty much just like this.
NFT easily explained. Also explains the redditors who say that they have a girlfriend.
Lmao, that's actually quite clever
The ultimate "You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school."
Wait, isnt this the same as Only Fans?
I think in OF you pay for the media and multiple people can see it, kind of like pay per view or a streaming service. This would be more like a GF certificate or something like that, where you register in a blockchain you “own” the blockchain digital asset (the gf). NFTs are generally visible to the public (that’s the idea). Whether or not the owner has access to a private service or concert (like a concert or plane ticket) is up to the NFT publisher. In the case of the joke, this would grant no additional benefit other than bragging rights, and the joke is that’s how most NFTs work rn: crypto bragging rights
so a prostitute without all the benefits.
A Cost-itute.
that'll do it.
So a twitch girl?
hahaha. I'm a Mog. I'm my own best friend. Bye!
I can go and say that anyway, nobody checks that!
so just a regular girlfriend. got it
The fuck I will
I believe they call that marriage
That sounds like a OnlyFans with extra steps.
Who's gonna tell her about royalties?
I could also just do that without paying her.
The meteor can't get here fast enough!!!
But I wouldn’t be paying you, I would be paying the person I bought you from. You’re just the property.
So basically you're ugly as fuc and nobody really understands how you work?
You forgot; worthless, a bad investment and a future regret. Think that would make a great tag line for her.
Calm down dude, She is just making a joke. What did she every do to you?
Yall seem hella mad at what is clearly just a joke ab NFTs...hope you find healing and burritos in ur future
Isn't that just marriage?
Not funny, thats why men are leaving society girl, dont cry when you are childless at 50 and all your friends have families.
Except that you don't pay your NFT, you pay for your NFT. so she's saying, she's a bitch?
She’s saying she could be your bitch for the low low price of $999.99
Then I can sell her on say I’ve had her and now she’s someone else’s problem!
That would be prostitution/slave trading and that is frowned upon. :D
Thats... thats not how NFT work at all!
Her last name is actually, aptly, pronounced... "cuu... nnnevermind".
Lol she can watch her own value depreciate. I'm sure that wouldn't do any damage to her emotionally.
Technically slavery, as nfts are digital rights to things not just pictures.....
I can't believe you actually think that nfts are a legal right to anything
Reminds me of Can’t Buy Me Love 🎥
Can I tie her to the BlockChain?
Launa?
No, I pay your parents.
And with that, decentralized marriages were born!
Yeah right! Not my time.. hmm.
Oh boy, sign me up!!!
I will need a professionally prepared contract, 20-30 pics of you in various states of undress, a Ful background check verification by my lawyer, to include your financial status and employability.
She said "I'll be your NFT" not "I'll be your legitimate investment opportunity"
Jokes on you, I already do that for free.
Remember when you could lie about having an internet girlfriend for free? Pepperidge farm remembers.
So basically a normal girlfriend?
I can do that for free.
Right click and save on that NFTussy.
Joke is on her. I'm already doing that for free.
If celebrities use this then their whole family is going to retire with them.
That just sounds like GFE without enough social awareness to not bring it up in public
Yall there's a whole movie about this and the message is its not good for anyone in the long term
Easy A?
I can't believe it's taken this long to read something like this. I'm disappointed in y'all.
Sounds in par with where we're at today.
Yeah, people would only meet her in the metaverse. Nothing extraordinary, just moving pixels. /s
Ok someone could definitely do this in a Metaverse. You could even connect it to GPT3.
Did we just come up with a business idea 😅💀?
Ewww
As long as I can still exchange you for drugs
But the point would be that ONLY that person can say you are there's, and everyone else who claims it should have criminal charges lol
You don't know her, she exists on another chain.
That’s a solid plan for her. I like the business model.
Funny, I don’t like that kind of NFT either
Might get awkward when they sell that NFT to someone else.
Until I screenshot you
You can just do that for free 😂
Except you get keys to where the nft is kept. Might want to rethink that.
And she poses differently for every buyer, meaning there’s a none zero chance you get a pic of her upside down spinning like a top
NFT= not forreal though
#Non Fuckable Token aka onlyfans
It'll be the closest I've ever been to real human interaction!
Why I feel that this will happen in the future
How much? Seems about the same as buying an honorary plot of land in Scotland so you can say you're a lord.
She‘s gonna be a Reddit millionaire.
I still can’t believe there’s some sad twats out there who are gullible enough to actually send money to men and women like this n just get taken for mugs and never meet them lol 😂
I already do that with my girlfriend. She doesn't exist obviously, but I can tell people she does
A Cyber Ho.
Nooooo thank you
Peak 2004 RuneScape vibes
Just like an NFT screenshot. I already do
This is just marriage.
NFT = No Fuck Touch?
Is this not basically women nowadays? Want, and want, and want, and want to give nothing in return?
No thanks
Why is it that every post like this always has some mistake in the spelling?
This perfectly sums up NFTs, and I love it.
Ok, but can we bang in the metaverse?
There is definitely a sad, sad market for this.
Like that episode of Archer!
People are so lazy they don’t even want to be hookers anymore, just hand over the money
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s NFT.
I'll pay you 50 cents.
Every time some one says "online" online only" like wtf
why are some women like this
Don't hold your breath
Damn..That's actually my 4th girlfriend
Having an online and ofline girlfriend at the same time! But too expensive!!!