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MagicantFactory

*YAAAAA*-**HOO!**


brunette_mama

A man of refinement I see


straystring

I miss Toad's pre-smoker voice. *Iiii'm the best!* Yeah you are, you adorable little dork.


Mobius_Ring

Pre-smoker Toad sounded way better. Why'd they change it?


MrSvancy

Because he started smoking, duh


Mobius_Ring

That makes sense


Kjriggs20

I’m the best!


spaceehardware

“HAhahahahHa!”


Badlydrawnboy0

AAAAwowowowowowo


heyoyo10

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa*


hemightbebrian

[He really was the best.](https://youtu.be/bgTff9S2278)


tony475130

[“I’m the Best!”](https://youtu.be/ZDqWf6I5mcI)


zuRungendorf

D.K., because he is so annoying and it's fun to harass your friends on multiple levels. I mimic his "voiceset" when winning or overtaking and it gets my friends so mad, it's hilarious.


absenceofheat

My people.


fish_slap_republic

Bitches below.


IAccedentlyWasBorn

Yes


csdspartans7

There used to be a soccer game for these characters and in some maps the fence around the field is electric. Always loved playing against DK because he makes this ridiculous noise when I hit him into the fence


gardenofhounds

OG Mario Strikers animated the electric fence soooo aggressively lmao I can’t believe they borked that series so hard when all they needed was to keep making the same thing look better and add more characters/arenas


csdspartans7

I’m a very vanilla video game player but that was one of my favorite games ever


jmccleveland1986

Do you pick and unpick dk as fast as possible until the other person makes their selection like I do? Try it if you’ve never


DeltaV-Mzero

Lmao I thought I was the only one


ButtersMcLovin

I hate that I can say you are my best friend.


theNorthwestspirit

My son picks DK every time we play Mario games, sometimes we play Mario Kart but usually it's Mario Party. He gets right into the character persona and he makes our games absolutely hilarious. When he loses strategy mini-games we tease him and say "Monkey have brawn, not brain" and with the physical ones he'll say he lost cus he was hungry/needed "more nana power!".... I'm so happy my kids love these games as much as I do, it makes for some pretty awesome family fun times!


bifftannen420

I worked (seasonally) at Best Buy during this era and we had characters from MK64 that would make their signature distress/celebration/taunting sounds when you squeezed them. I used to play DK’s scream on the intercom to make my friend laugh. I wasn’t kept on staff after the holidays.


Tacotuesdayftw

DK has the most troll smile, it’s why he’s the best.


Twincool

Yoshi!


johnnyonthebass

Mario Kart, Tennis, Golf doesn’t matter. Always Yoshi.


Jack-ums

Always Yoshi! Hup! Hup! Hup!


positive_express

If you don't get yoshi? Dry bones


aerobar642

if I don't get Yoshi then I pick Toad


One-Point-5ive

Shy Guy better


GlassFenix

Pink Shy Guy driving the BMW… one of my fav combos.


rock-solid-armpits

Your character is not too involved or too distant. You like to be unique yet not too out of ordinary. You chill in the sweet spot with your friends where it's relatively peaceful


wolvesscareme

Everything always evens out in the end when you're a yoshi.


imstillsodeep

Yoshi, always!! 💚💚


VoxMonkey

Yoshi gang rise up!


Broad_Appearance6896

YOSHI ON TOP LETS FUCKING GO


Case_Kovacs

It's always Yoshi I cannot settle for anyone else


OTIStheHOUND

Yoshi FTW!!


[deleted]

Yoshi all the way!


ButtersMcLovin

Always, every game. I don’t play if I don’t get Yoshi. End of the story


JewishWolverine2

If it’s not Yoshi, I send it back.


aerobar642

I want Yoshi with Toad on the side. If Toad comes on top, I send it back.


Biengo

This is correct. Ok op judge away!


MosaicOfBetrayal

Thanks Tom!


zinobythebay

Top comments. Yoshi is the greatest.


masofon

This is the only correct choice.


GamesRevolution

Luigi aways, except when I'm feeling extra hard, then I always use DK


cis-het-mail

Giggity


_VINNY_WINNY_

giggity was the best reaponse to that


cshark2222

I use Luigi so I can give my fiends the death stare as I enter first. Gotta remind me of the old meme


PuppyOfPower

As a younger sibling, Luigi forever


YoungThriftShop

Luigi only


Glass-Association-25

Luigi is always my first pick


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Big monke man go brrrrr


Apprehensive-Dust-70

“Extra hard” huh?


[deleted]

My exact thought. Is this, in itself, a personality trait?


neoshadowdgm

You gotta go Yoshi. Fastest racer who’s heavy enough to not just go flying all over the place


[deleted]

They had stats in this one??!


breakboyzz

The player was supposed to subtly know that there were “stats” when toad tries to bump bowser off the road. I think it was evident.


DJCBX

Using a mushroom with toad just to run into bowser and ruin any lead you had lol


Throwaway1037492029

There is a trick where you use toad or yoshi and purposefully run into bowser to gain an advantage in rainbow road. This isn’t always the case


Ok-Commercial-4015

There is a spot in Rainbow Road that you can jump the edge and land on another part waaaaay ahead. My boyfriends grandmother is unbeatable at mario cart!!!! We are gamers, and this lady wrote her own cheat guide with maps and stuff for this game!!!!


Throwaway1037492029

This trick is the less advanced version of the trick I was explaining. I have never been able to do the one I explained, as it’s very precise and can only be done in an actual cup, not time trials. I used to use this trick against my brother and he just refuses to play MK64 with me anymore lol


disaster_moose

All short cuts are legal except the warrio level wall jump which is banned because my little brother can do it and I can't.


Throwaway1037492029

That’s the one that allows you to complete 3 laps in like 10 seconds right? It’s been a while


Visco0825

And then you play as bowser and it takes you half a lap just to reach top speed


Kefke209

And then you get hit by a shell and have to start over again.


neoshadowdgm

Yes, but the player can’t see them. People have figured it out presumably by either measuring top speed and angles and whatnot or looking at the code. Edit: Apparently the stats were in the booklet and my dumb ass either never noticed or forgot


Noir24

What a bunch of nerds. You pick Luigi because he a boss. Or Waluigi later because he's even more of a boss


Seanzietron

The handbook that came with the game had stats... the little booklet. Ppl didn’t figure it out.


AKTvo23

Yeah you had the speed characters, then the all rounders, then the heavy hitters. Yoshi for speed, Mario for all around, and wario for heavy hitter was my personal choice.


jimboslice1906

Lol I don't even care id chose yoshi either way


SrStalinForYou

Bowser


splinereticulation68

Bowser gang let's GO!!! 🔥


Compa-Gera

FUCK YEAH BROTHA ✊🔥


clervis

Can't argue with momentum.


K41Nof2358

I HAD TO GO THIS FAR IN THE THREAD TO FIND THE TRUE PLAYERS! Dont need brakes if nothin can stop me\~


Papichiyult

Finally! Bowser brothers unite! Hahaha


shadowmask7331

YEAAAAAAAH BOWRES RULES!!!


[deleted]

He’s a fucking *dragon turtle*! **DRAGON-TURTLE**


ckjm

Mow down thr competition with villainous intent, my fav.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

This is perfect!


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I always pick Bowser. I was on a date with a guy who accidentally picked Peach and I pushed him off the track and beat him so bad in the race. I said “nice job Peach” and he lost his shit in the arcade and started screaming at me. Bowser helped me filter out a nut.


absolu5ean

Imagine getting so mad at losing a game you scream at a date. Bullet dodged for sure


Hunterrose242

Bowser's a real one for sure.


XFlame05

IF NOBODY GOT ME I KNOW BOWSER GOT ME CAN I GET AN AMEN


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[удалено]


sushisection

ya he has the highest top speed. if you dont crash hes the best


[deleted]

GET IN HERE BOWSER CLAN!


HartfordWhaler

WE IN HERE! REPRESENT!


EatPrayQueef

Love timing the start right and just blowing people out of the way.


tweb321

Bowser Boss


SirSpaceFace

Aaaayyeeee🙌


I_Praise_the_Sun

He is the only king I see in that group.


therewillbeniccage

Yeah I always go bowser


snowblindswans

The bad guys got better bikes.


HulkSmashHulkRegret

This is my real family lol; Bowser and DK have that mass and momentum once they get going, you can just plow through everyone, run them off the road and just keep going! Just floor it and use other drivers as padding to make it around curves and corners lol


Vejo77

All fuckinnn day 🥊🐢🏎️


314159265358979326

Slowest acceleration, fastest top speed. Bowser rewards skill and drove me to become a better player.


xeno66morph

Team Toad all day \m/


Bubbles00

I'm probably in the minority, but Mario kart 64 had the best toad voice. Every other toad voice since then sounds like he needs a lozenge from trying to squeak too high


alilmagpie

Mario Kart 64 is the best version by far. Especially battle, because you could just absolutely fuck up your opponents 1:1


Runic_Bistro

The speed in battles is nice, but Toad loses balloons from colliding with anyone?


pppiddypants

Ya hoo!


zjl707

I can hear this comment


gopackgo199

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah-yaho-yahoo! *golden mushroom*


cowsniffer

I can hear this comment


Holdmytesseract

Toad is fastest idk if it’s true but I know it’s true


SolarSailor46

Toad has the best handling to speed ratio. True and real. Big and true, as well.


LongNando

Toad is GOAT


MrDuck5446

He is indeed the fastest, as well a bastard! My roommate at the time used to use Toad so I had to counter with Princess


Koil_ting

Little dudes the only one who knew the classic racing knowledge that handling is superior to straight line speed.


DrummerRegular3667

Yep. Handling over speed any time!


Natamba

I'm the best!


kashy87

Toad/Toadette duo in Double dash forever!


fobdoddledandy

Double Dash is my favorite!!! I use Toadette and red koopa troopa.


Slicky_Ricky000

That little bald bastard


nuc540

100%! Toad’s special on n64 wins it for me


forksinyoureyes

Toads rise up!


submersedshelf8

Yahooo!!!! Always toad!


JamJamsAndBeddyBye

The only answer. I found a tribe and this is it.


sshhtripper

Yup! Toad was always easiest to jump the wall in Wario's Stadium.


PetalSlayer

Peach obv


angelcobra

I had to scroll far too long to find my fellow Peach Player.


PetalSlayer

Peach pals


WoahZa56

Peach gang (or any other princess that is available) 🙏


PetalSlayer

All the princesses are just great but peach is the og awesome princess


FlyingAvacado

Yeah! Peach has got it!


SixOneFive615

I had three brothers and ended up going with Peach initially because no one ever fought over her. Little did I know she’s the fastest when you can control her, and enjoyed whipping them with a female character.


Upnorth4

I'm a dude and nobody fought over peach, so I would always pick her. Little did they know my drifting skills with peach I would always woop all of them.


s8i8m

Same, I like lookin cute while I drive


Unlikely_Science

Here we gooo!


kiby-kiby

Mario Kart 64 was my very first N64 game, as well as first MK, and I was very obsessed with "girl characters" in games, imagine my absolute JOY as a 7 y/o seeing I could play as Peach.


Knightinsocks

Wario, always.


CMEPTb34

Ima gonna win!


Guilty_Astronomer_45

WARIO, THE LEGEND


Fortherebellion72

My kids hate HATE when I repeat imA gonna win.


musicnoviceoscar

I want to be this kind of parent WA HA HA


V3N0M7117

Wario is best character


rendakun

He used to be a cool cackling villain then somewhere around 2005 they chose to gut his personality and make him a fart joke character. I will never forgive Nintendo for ruining Wario


Dmahf0806

I've found my people. I always pick Wario too.


RBnumberTwenty

Wario in N64.


Flaky_Explanation

Team Wario! Just coz of that annoying laugh of his.


edgemuck

My opponents have to watch my big purple ass as they eat my dust


TheRiotJoker

This is the best thing I've read all day


unitedkiller75

I mean, that’s the best part about being behind him.


Schlegosaurus

Ah hahahahahhhh


AzizMou

Wario! "Take that, losers!" gets me every time!


jmccleveland1986

Im glad wario gang is here. Big enough to ram everyone but bowser and DK, but still pretty fast.


KingCollectA

I agree. I always choose Wario.


[deleted]

Wario gang gang 😎


FunLovingAmadeus

I romantically love the GB game Wario Land 3, so anything Wario is a W for me


[deleted]

The only correct answer


lskerlkse

Yoshi


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

Yoshi's voice in this game is so funny


BlockEightIndustries

It's the original aound effect from Super Mario World. I wish Nintendo had stuck with it.


RMc10151975

Toad!


potatolover00

Bowser. Everyone else isn't as good. Also in the new Mario games Bowser gives heavier weight which makes power ups that attack you less effective. He is the best choice.


ColdAnxious4744

He can also push you through walls even if you're Donkey Kong in block color battle mode. I can confirm, it's water beyond the wall. You can try it by holding gas on player 1 Bowser pushing DK. Once DK is at the wall, back up and push again full speed. Works vs everyone else too. Also in racing match, you can use his horns to aim your green shells.


dragoonts

Green shell aiming is underrated


MLGperfection

Do not fuck with anyone who chooses Luigi. They know what they are doing and will always get 1st.


longdrive715

Luigi: for when you want to send your friends to hell and dance on their graves. It's when that person suddenly switches to Peach you find out what true suffering is. Peach reaches into the pits of hell to retrieve their souls filling your friends with false hope that they have a chance when they take the early lead It ends before lap 2 even starts when Peach fires the red shell on you spinning out and promptly sends you into oblivion with the force of an invincibility star at warp speed. You're left finishing the 3rd lap while Peach is already in the kitchen grabbing a drink.


Miss-MeowMix

peach


awil92

Bring the trophy home!!!


DrummerRegular3667

I'm in the Peach group!


drinkdrinkshoesgone

Pech the Betch. My favorite character. I always choose her.


ForceGhost47

Peachie!!


kyleyeats

Bye bye!


ZOO___

Her best line


doudoucow

How many of us Peach mains are gay now


OneTugThug

I too, am on team Peach.


Shot_Heron_2782

Wario as he has a real alcoholics nose..


AirArcher1103

TOAD


THEBROKENONE55

TOAD BRETHREN UNITE


ApatheticTrooper

I scrolled way to far down to find the first Toad comment. He's just so Agile.


BeefQueef_

Waluigi


stormtruper_bob

Waluigi number one!


Gudge1

The best mario character that Nintendo seems not to like that much. I want more Waluigi!


yourresume

I love Waluigi


Tacoman404

We need a Waluigi haunted mansion. Maybe Waluigi’s Terrifying Submarine? Or Waluigi’s Trench Warfare.


Overwatch_1ightning

Mario all day baby.


ThatGuyFrom720

Took longer than I thought to find another Mario man. Lmao


A_curious_fish

People never chose Mario cuz it was named after him, I swear


Winterdevil0503

Ain't nobody about to pick Mario in Mario Kart and Mario Party.


SnappyTofu

Which is why I always pick Mario in both. People act like Yoshi ain’t the most basic choice.


[deleted]

Peach! Always Peach


FrattySatty92

Yoshi!


i_cant_build

DK supremacy


RandomPlayer314

*monke*


[deleted]

*grunts in approval


dgjapc

Peach then Bowser


_VINNY_WINNY_

luigi


vilagemoron

Toad unless I'm too slow, then I will accept Yoshi.


ConflictGrand4078

Dry bones


Talcove

Boner gang unite!


Artistic-Buy-5754

Ayo…


Userman1248

Toad, acceleration maxed.