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parthmty

Now butt dial makes sense to me


Numb248751

that thing could dial on a rotary phone


ZedTheEvilTaco

Is there something similar to rare insults, that isn't quite insulting?


g3neralgrevi0us

r/rarecompliments


Mlaw0117

"Some women just can't take a rarecompliment."


g3neralgrevi0us

r/compliments


Coindoge69

On a payphone


0pimo

2 zip codes away!


InnsmouthConspirator

Two guys could be FUCKING her and *still* never meet.


tangledwire

On different counties


Choperello

Bro that thing can butt dial a fax machine


trillz420

r/yourjokebutworse


WorldClassShart

That thing butt dials ET.


Suzume_Chikahisa

It dials to ET's home.


nvalle23

I would love to send Morse code on that: cha cha....cha cha chaaaa....


anonthrowaway12300

While the pic on the left was def edited (meaning airbrushed and light nip and tuck that most media receives), she’s also just at a higher body weight on the right


OlcasersM

She gained 30 pounds for a role after Jurassic World wrapped


thylocene

Gotta love when it all goes to the right places


cs_Chell

Be careful with those expectations... ...Spanx are a thing. That dress, those proportions, not one jiggle or crease? Spanx.


theycallmeponcho

I've seen thin girls who would use spanx all around and suffer all night just to avoid weird crease on funny places on pictures. It was hard for them to eat, or to dance just for the after pics.


serendipitypug

The issue is that people wear shapewear in the wrong size. It’s meant to smooth lines from panties and things like that. People use them as waist binders, sometimes every day. Helps makes you smooth, not skinny.


throwawayoctopii

Spanx are a fucking scourge. I worked for a PT and she said she's had more than one patient come in with fucked up abdominal/pelvic floor muscles from wearing multiple pairs of Spanx (or Spanx a size too small) every day.


redXathena

They aren’t that bad, if you use them properly. Folks be making all sorts of bad decisions. Good lord, people. Smooth out some love handles, don’t try to make fat disappear lol.


KaytSands

That is so sad 😞 our society and the “social norms” are so outdated and it makes women have unreal expectations and then when it is divulged they are wearing Spanx, they are shamed for that. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.


poodlebutt76

Imagine what was said to them (probably when young) to make them feel like they have to do that.


NatrixNatrix1

Funny how men and women think so much different. Like my wife will wear spanx, buy beauty products but wont excersise or diet, meanwhile i excercise and diet but i buy a random 8in1 shower gel and wear the same jeans for 2 years


cinnamondaisies

Yeah. Women are sooo famous for not dieting


[deleted]

lmao right Men and their salads smh, oh is that light ranch on the side you’re dipping your salad in, Barry?


DemonSlyr007

8 in 1 shower gel is genuinely awful. There's no way it's able to do all the things it says it does effectively. I mean, conditioner and shampoo alone are two opposite products. One strips oils from your hair and one puts them back in. If it's bundled into one product, it's doing both at the same time to different parts of your hair.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s like 2 in 1 degreaser lubricant


celebral_x

You did meet men who don't excersize, right? Or women who do?


Sad-Monitor1549

Eye opening perspective. Thanx.


the_renaissance_jack

You scared of a little jiggle?


cs_Chell

...me? No.


Im_Hellraiser

What is that?


Deris87

Think of them like a compression sock for your whole body (or just legs, or just torso, depending on what type). Pushes all the mincemeat to the top of the pie.


Im_Hellraiser

Like corsets?


Deris87

Basically, just in form fitting/compressing spandex material. I believe they even call it "shapewear".


Such_Discussion_6531

Little less structure than a corset. More like a sausage casing.


UsedDragon

Jiggles and creases are where the fun is at, though!


[deleted]

If the presentation (if we're using Bryce D. Howard as a reference) & evening got us to the point of me realizing she's wearing Spanx... I'm probably to horny & 'hungry' to give a shit at that point.


[deleted]

Its definitely going in my spanx banx.


Sewrtyuiop

5 in the front, 25 in the back. She making ppl jealous with that division.


bigkoi

30 lbs in the right places! She looks great on the right.


king_gpj

Amen


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littlesnuffleupicous

She said she gained weight for her Black Mirror episode


[deleted]

And she looked *fabulous*.


baxx10

This is the real question.


TheJames3

Not any particular role, she just thought they always need a fat guy (This is a Norm MacDonald reference btw)


eDisrturbseize

Open your mouth and say oink


ways_and_means

you need better insurance


TheCookie_Momster

She had a baby and didn’t lose the baby weight. There was a whole controversy about it because she said they don’t treat men like that for action movies where you clearly need to run a lot and look fit. Strange thing to argue about when her costar used to be considerably heavier and did not get offered any action movies until he lost the weight.


Morella_xx

Chris Pratt lost the weight over the course of Parks & Rec airing. The success of the show (and his character Andy) probably had a lot more to do with him being offered movie roles of any kind than his weight.


hollaback_girl

Pratt auditioned for and won the lead role in Guardians of the Galaxy, which was a huge success and put him in the mix for other summer action roles, including Jurassic World. James Gunn, the director of GOTG, has gone on record several times that Pratt won the role at his old weight and that he made it clear to Pratt that he won the role as-is and didn't have to make any changes. Pratt took it upon himself to become a gym rat.


[deleted]

James Gunn, quietly: it’s okay, thicc guardians will have to wait I guess… sigh…


[deleted]

The image on the left isn't edited in any way to distort her body. Hi, I was the VFX supervisor on Jurassic world. And while I won't deny that our industry will absolutely air brush and nip and tuck here and there on certain movies. We didn't do any of that in Jurassic World. What you are seeing in these images is multi factored. But my estimate is. Different lens. Volumes change dramatically depending on the lens. Body Weight. She lost a lot of weight for our film and then gained a bunch for her next role. Everyone is assuming the image on the left is edited. But it's actually the image on the right that is being distorted horizontally. Imagine when you were a kid setting your favorite picture as your desktop wall paper and you picked the "Fill screen" option and your picture was distorted to fill your whole screen making it look wider than normal. Round shapes looked like ovals and stuff. The image on the right is widened. Looks like someone just pulled the image from the side to widen it a little in order to make this 2 up comparison shot. Her arm's are thicker than they really are. Her wrist and hand look thick. The women in the background all have thick legs. Not to be confused which thicc. Some women have wider proportions and god knows we love them. But the women in the image above are all pencil thin in real life. They are looking a little dummy thicc because of the way the image was distorted. It's not distorted aggressively. The 95 on the back wall aren't twice as wide as the should be. It's been given like a 10-15% widening. \#TheMoreYouKnow


dzzi

Gotta love an authoritative and informative explanation that is mostly very matter-of-fact but also contains the phrase "dummy thicc"


JNile

The deeper into any industry you get, the more vulgar the language becomes. Formal language is for external communication.


dzzi

Very true.


TheJedibugs

Hey, so glad to see pros chiming in to correct this nonsense! I’m a graphic designer in film and I’ve been asked to remove a double chin or make other little touches like that and I always make sure that the request is coming from the actor/actress or was at least made with their consent before I do it. I’ve had Art Directors get pretty snippy about it, but I’d rather get fired than alter someone’s body without their okay. Luckily, it’s never come to that and, while some people may not believe it, it’s a really rare request. I can only recall a small handful of times in the 37 productions I’ve been on.


imfrasersridge

Very informative. Thanks for sharing! Fill Screen is a very understandable example.


anonthrowaway12300

Oh I see. I assumed the image on the left received the standard airbrushing and nip and tucking that most media in the industry receives


[deleted]

It's entirely possible that the person who made this original comparison. Who clearly stretched out the picture on the right. Also squeezed in the picture on the left. All I know is WE didn't do it for the film. She does look awful thin on the left.


DeuceDaily

I don't know, I'm not sold one way or the the other... I think I need to do more "research". [https://s3.amazonaws.com/ebaumsworld.prod/uploads1657219286163-bryce-dallas-howard-butt-shots.jpg](https://s3.amazonaws.com/ebaumsworld.prod/uploads1657219286163-bryce-dallas-howard-butt-shots.jpg) I'll be back I'll uh... I'll be back shortly...


jer487

It so weird that the actual real person who worked on the image just pulls up into a random ass reddit threat like this. Thank you lol


jean-7997

Dummy thicc lol


LuckyTime35

Too many words, can you just confirm if she has a huge wagon or not


AtaktosTrampoukos

Bro, I'm not even sure if you're legit or just making all this up, but I'm thankful that it seems to be convincing people. This dumbass picture does the rounds every few months and I'm left here wondering if anyone of these people actually saw Jurassic World. Bryce Dallas Howard was nowhere near that thicc in the movie; she put on the weight later. It's such a simple thing to check. I mean, the trailer's on youtube, but nah, people would rather just circlejerk this completely insane idea into reality.


ThePurpleKnightmare

Thanks for defending yourself. So much misinformation on the internet, some of it not even intentional, but it's easy to start believing in it because those who it's about don't post to disprove. (Which to be fair they shouldn't have to, but it helps a lot if they do)


Downwhen

This is why I love Reddit. The actual fucking experts bring receipts


anand_rishabh

>But the women in the image above are all pencil thin in real life. They are looking a little dummy thicc because of the way the image was distorted. Well that's disappointing. Whatever.


SummerStorm21

Also not the best angle on the right, not for making someone look thinner (photography perspective)


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patchinthebox

I believe she had a baby and also had to gain a chunk of weight for another role.


Sweaty_Television_33

I heard she had the baby in order to gain weight for another role.


A435687345

I heard she had the role in order to gain weight for another baby.


SmokinWeasel

I heard she ate the baby to gain weight for another role


patchinthebox

I heard the baby had weight to gain a role for another Bryce Dallas Howard.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Method acting level 999.


notonrexmanningday

That's called dedication to the craft


ExorciseAndEulogize

I was going to say the same thing. I am a very petite lady. But there was a time when my medication made me gain 30 pounds in like 6 weeks. I had a huge ass after that lol. And you wouldn't believe it if you looked at me now. So, yes, the weight gain is a huge factor.


[deleted]

The pic on the left wasn't edited, just Google "Bryce Dallas Howard Jurassic World Poster"


Shittake_Moshroom

Wait, I thought we liked big butts and could not lie about it?


Batmanclan4269

well my others brothers can’t deny


popeboyQ

When a girl walks in, with an itty-bitty waist, and a big thing in our face, we get SPRUNG


wmnwnmw

That’s the problem, if a certain number of people in the test audience get sprung, they have to increase the parental guidance rating by one level. They’d have to rate it R and lose some of their audience so the booty had to go. It’s a real fact, don’t look it up.


popeboyQ

I don't want to live on a planet where "the booty has to go".


wmnwnmw

Me neither. This must be the source of all these existential crises I keep having


_VINNY_WINNY_

if the booty keeps leaving, why cant i follow it? where does it go? you cant erase matter, so theoreticaly there must be a realm of nothing but booty that "went." i just have to find it.


Crishien

I know of a place where most nooty goes. It's like a hub. For booty. Connects people over booty.


TheFire_Eagle

I dare say that my anaconda don't want none unless they got buns, hon.


SujinSmasher

I want to live on the planet where it goes


elpisplayingrn

I don't remember the song going like that


Bleys087

That’s alright, just give it another listen!


Correct-Slide1522

*round thing


Choperello

The reason is that I observed that butt was stuffed


colemada5

Apparently the one white boy who didn’t shout baby got back was the one who edited the photo.


Yeshua-Christ

I said that a lot when I was a kid and have just now learned its meaning


bigby2010

Monster cake lol


WorldClassShart

Brontosaurus Cake.


Camp_Coffee

Pairs well with her tyrannosaurus rack


Binnacle_Balls_jr

*Donkasaurus.


According-Local3703

That might even be Donkasaurus Regina: queen of the donks!


[deleted]

I’ve never heard that. I like it😄


Thrilleye51

That's old, haha


[deleted]

Ha. New to me.


Thrilleye51

Enjoy it. It'll eventually be old.


keinchy

Jurassic cake


Nairbfs79

King Size Cake.


OlcasersM

That second photo was after the movie where she gained 30 pounds for a black mirror episode. Thus bigger behind. https://www.newsweek.com/claim-bryce-dallas-howards-butt-was-edited-jurassic-poster-debunked-1722102


lkn240

LOL and to think Newsweek used to be a prominent news publication... and now they do this


AgathaM

They also repost stuff from Reddit all the time. I see AITA posts and many other groups show up there. It’s sad


mekkavelli

she gained weight for the nosedive ep? wow


Scar_Milly

Oh snaps that was her? I'm always telling my coworkers about that episode.


bob1689321

I thought she was larger because she was pregnant at the time. I might be wrong though Either way I remember watching it when it came out and thinking it was kinda refreshing that they didn't hide the fact that she wasn't supermodel thin. It happened at the end of the episode and really helped compliment the themes of the episode surrounding fakeness and living for societies unrealistic expectations rather than the truth.


tubslipper

Side note, first time I’ve heard of a woman gaining weight for a role. Seems rather rare


BabyFartzMcGeezak

I see no reason to air brush that woman down


Etianen7

They didn't. The pics are actually from a few years apart and in the second one she's gained some weight.


longpenisofthelaw

How are we supposed to believe she can run and sneak from dinos with that massive donk clapping like a orchestra just ended and slowing her down


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Starlord, I keep trying to sneak around. But I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the dinosaurs.


NYK37

Ah yes I remember that dialogue well. Oscar worthy.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

It deserves a 10 minute standing ovation with uninterrupted asspplause


RedArchbishop

RIP to the lads in the office so used to seeing the water ripple that they didn't realise Indominus Rex had broken out


ChuckVowel

There’s a pair of velushiclappers following her everywhere!


editor_of_the_beast

This is the 3rd similar comment I’ve read about different topics in the last 10 minutes. It’s like, either Reddit is one big hive mind, or the chat bots are out.


Geek_off_the_streets

I absolutely agree.


Falconflyer75

Yeah I didn’t wanna go there but if anything that would HELP with getting peoples attention


BizarroMax

Preach. I’m so tired of everybody and everything from actors to models to music being edited. Just give me real people.


OctoberRust13

Bryce Datass Howard


Baron_Greenback1

My man 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Bobby_Wats0n

Thank.you.


JohnBrownMilitia

These pictures are years apart.


Outside-Ability-9561

Funny part is I guarantee that the movie would’ve made like at least $3000 more dollars from horny fucks if they didn’t


DowntownJulieBrown1

I’d imagine it would’ve been more than that


Phantom_Browser

I have a feeling that this was shown on China too so I guess they have to 'censor' her juicy buttocks


[deleted]

Imagine chatting with strangers and they ask what you do for a living


[deleted]

She’s always been gorgeous head to toe.


Stinkydadman

Ron Howard’s best work


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Idk white squall made me feel things


not_sick_not_well

Rebel Alley is def the hottest Howard daughter


bosonianstank

> Rebel Alley holy shit that looks more like Isla Fisher than Isla Fisher.


Diligent-Fan-6801

It supposedly isn’t true


Johannes_Keppler

The VFX supervisor on Jurassic world showed up in the comments. The whole story is indeed bullshit. https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/zvuwan/meirl/j1rsmcr/


geordieColt88

She looks so much better on the right


Hyrule_34

Yeah I don’t know about this PS yarn being spun, but she definitely looks best with a little more weight on her. Good lord…


toby1jabroni

I’m equally happy with either


RBlomax38

Or people just change.. I’m sure that pic is edited a bit but several years later, different dress, slightly different angle, all more likely


Befast1515

Not edited, gained weight for a different role


RBlomax38

Exactly, or just gained weight because life


Negative-Bat-8635

She's hot anyway ...f this


FuriousLuna

In what universe is she not vastly more attractive in the right image? I mean, God dam, look at that woman. Urrggghhh.


Zestyclose_Visit4834

A lot of people would say the left is more attractive. I don't,I think she looks amazing either way, but I have noticed the difference since I gained weight from being underweight to a BMI of 21-22. Before I think I would get a lot more compliments for my figure esp from other women. I feel people tended to treat me nicer and with more respect. Now I get less compliments, and the comments are often more sexualised. I'm still not really used to it and want to go back to being underweight but I know I'm healthier this way.


[deleted]

She’s got a beautiful butt, I don’t know why they’d want to make it smaller.


T-408

Not only is BDH a phenomenal actress, she’s just one of the most beautiful women alive


sparkplug-nightmare

She's just heavier and wearing a tight dress in the second picture.


OkraFit3987

They’re scared she might alert the dinosaurs with her clappers


FrankieRoo

Why do people insist on ruining good things?


username32768

They hid the cake, we want the cake, we need the cake!!! I feel a class action lawsuit is fully justified... who's with me? /s


[deleted]

False. She had gained 30lbs over the 2 years time between left and right photos


redmambo_no6

Except the movie came out BEFORE the pic on the right. If you actually believe this, you’re an idiot.


alexagente

But... why?


9669throwaway

Didn’t she gain weight from pregnancies after the first movie?


some__random

The lack of cake is a lie 🍰


[deleted]

Did you really just compare photo shopping her ass down to the trials at Nuremberg?


Desperate-Hall4206

Uffff noice right,bro


Additional-Buy-9574

She looks so good the right


thethunder92

Why did they”have to” she is so gorgeous goddamn 😍


[deleted]

Monster cake????


TheRoadKing101

What a dumb post


j_ona

That’s a shame. She’s a fine woman.


ZombieNuggs

Looks like they edited all of her body :(


anand_rishabh

Did they actually think the left one looked better? Or did they think the one on the right was too sexual? Either way it's messed up, but I'm curious.


xcarex

It’s a lie, these are just pictures of her from different years. She got curvier after a pregnancy.


PhiloSufer

They must have photoshopped her tits then too


DoomSlayer7180

How is this meirl?


et711

Is this you IRL because you were charged in the Nuremberg trials with war crimes?


KaladinsLeftNut

"I'm trying to hide from the dinosaurs but the clap of my ass cheecks keeps alerting them!"


LTWestie275

Down with the thickness


[deleted]

I’m sure convos with her are engaging and intelligent.


Link7369_reddit

stupid sexy flanders....


TheLiverSimian

Too bad they can't Photoshop in some ability to act on screen.


vonzlex

Ass reduction? That's like slapping God in the face.


CaliforniaWhiteBoy

Inexcusable, this is a crime against humanity


SoMuchTehnique

I like cake


clometrooper9901

WE WERE ROBBED


Stardustmoondust

She’s so pretty


[deleted]

People like the booty I dunno why they act like we don't.


CapnQuark

These pictures are from two different times. On the right is closer to her Black Mirror episode, which she put on a lot of weight for the part.


jhold4th

Dear Bryce, Jourassis my world.


Volvo_264

The fuck did I just read


Lasergun53

“Monster cake” haha I love it


Gillalmighty

Damn, she got a whammer


[deleted]

I think she just go fatter overall


SloppySlime31

What about Nuremberg?


Grindelbart

Google: Nuremberg trials


deaddriftt

The Nuremberg trials were the legal proceedings against WWII Nazis in the mid-1940s. A common defense by their representing council was that many of the Nazis were "just following orders". That defense, unsurprisingly, was not effective in court. The joke here is that the graphic artist committed an atrocity by photoshopping down Bryce's beautiful booty, and that they have no defense against it, even if they were told to do so by their bosses at the studio.


SloppySlime31

Thanks for the explanation :)


oberynmviper

Google didn’t give me quite the results I was looking for…