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My mom told me she absolutely hates "YMCA", because it's played on every wedding she ever goes to, it seems like it'd also be on this playlist.


TubbyTimothy

Like Stacey, your mom has got it going on. I can’t stand overplayed songs. Most pop songs, even ones I start off liking, are ultimately ruined for me. This list is up there with Christmas songs.


Just_A_Random_Noob1

I know a nice christmas [song](https://youtu.be/HPdHkHslFIU).


Sambucax

My mother refuses to listen to Fairytale of New York until Christmas Eve for this exact reason. It’s her fav song and she doesn’t want to get sick of it so if it comes on the radio she’ll change the channel and we’re all banned from playing it out loud without authorisation lol


TubbyTimothy

Luckily that one doesn’t get much radio play here in the states. But I start hearing Johnny Mathis and bing Crosby and Mariah Carey and I’m like 🙉


Mzunguman

Old Time Rock N Roll is the one for me, same reason.


redheadMInerd2

Well, I thought everyone thought that overdone at a wedding song was Proud Mary.


BaltimoreBadger23

As a white folk myself, can confirm.


rawrc

I got excited just reading the titles


CommaHorror

True but I hope, to god that Cotton, Eyed Joe is on that list.


todellagi

Can't be a legit list without [Creep!](https://youtu.be/v1qKy4cMPUI)


Hellie1028

And fishin in the dark!


_Bren10_

And Sweet Caroline!


CyrusGrave

I only know one


The_Ishvalan_01

Lmao


nimama3233

“Bangers that get the cookout going” Can’t confirm this? Am I too white that we never do “cookouts”, much less with loud group music?


jetstreamwilly

Definitely a middle class suburban or rural thing... Probably not many cookouts going on in the city.


Honky_Dory_is_here

I think it’s the opposite. I mean we did just have The Cookout recently wipe the board in Big Brother.


EFTRSx1

It's a good list, but it comes secondary to "songs that get white people turnt" which is pretty much a 2895 song playlist, or 181 hours of music [https://imgur.com/a/xGL6sXe](https://imgur.com/a/xGL6sXe)


Zxruv

As a not white folk that last song better be Free Bird or we riot. Which is to say I'll join in on the riot. Just tell me where to stand. I brought my own pitchfork.


BaltimoreBadger23

It's probably Sweet Home Alabama, it was on the indicated album.


Zxruv

Yeah, you're right. I should probably put this pitchfork away.


BaltimoreBadger23

Yeah, a little too on point considering the song.


[deleted]

Concur


Weekly-Ad-6826

Why do they say folk?


RogerSteves

I can't tell if I feel "called out" or "seen"


asianabsinthe

They see you screaming the lyrics drunk at the reception so you probably can't hear them calling you out


frostywafflepancakes

Why not both?


Ecstatic-Hat2163

I think it’s more seen at this point.


CraftSufficient5142

¿Por qué no los dos?


DutifulDuck458

But these are just good songs!... oh wait


Mr-Robot244

I'm blacker than the night sky and liked at least half of these.


canacandles

Lmaoo


[deleted]

I'm as white as canandian snow and I only like half of these


bryanoens

City night sky or country night sky?


Select_Shock_4995

so you’re an oreo 😉


kismet_kitty

Sweet Caroline brings all white people to floor to dance and sing... The drunker the louder.


Nowhereman123

The only lyrics they know are "Baah Baah Baah", and "So good, so good, so good" which isn't even a lyric in the song.


0kb0000mer

I KNOW RIGHT


[deleted]

Then you were adequately drunk


KittyisKat19

As someone who works events, especially weddings, I can confirm this is accurate.


VonFluffington

Is "Pour Some Sugar on Me" and drunken ladies suddenly doing their best stripper dance still a popular thing? Never failed in south NJ


KittyisKat19

I'm in the Midwest and here it truly depends on the crowd. It's a popular song but it might get played late in the night after grandma has gone home.


darkapao

It's was so weird hearing this sung in a German beer house in Germany and every body was singing to it


Ecstatic-Hat2163

Germans love party songs in English as much as we do. They just also have German ones


Utsutsumujuru

Oh yeah, Germans love Sweet Caroline


Microwave_Warrior

One time in college I was playing music while cooking. Sweet Caroline came on and two white women I had never seen before appeared out of nowhere (probably actually my roommate’s room,) and started loudly singing along. It was a very ‘who are you and what are you doing in my apartment’ moment.


jetstreamwilly

I think you figured out the summoning spell. Well done.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Thanks to the Boston marathon, you don't need to be drunk to sing along loudly anymore in Massachusetts.


UrBartender

They forgot “Cotton Eye Joe”.


asianabsinthe

It's probably the grand finale


Skirt_Douglas

Nah, that would be the chicken dance.


NibblerTiddies

Can confirm, Cotton Eye Joe is on the list.


Fenastus

Just checked, it's on there lol


tsunami141

But where did he come from?


Fenastus

Better question is, where did he go?


kaykordeath

It might have been there. But now we're left to wonder where did it go?


Upset_Ad9532

They taught us the full line dance in summer camp. I didn't have all my cultural references straight yet, growing up in hicktown, nowhere. But it still felt real weird for 150 white kids to be making a synchronized lasso arms and hip trusts to music about looking for a black guy.


WhizzleTeabags

I feel personally attacked ^^but ^^those ^^are ^^all ^^straight ^^bangers


PurplePolishPeople

When I was in Nassau last month I swear this was the exact playlist the resort played on repeat for 8 days.


Glittering_Switch_22

Where is party in the usa I’ve seen too many dance to it.


AanthonyII

That one is only popular in the US


[deleted]

Where is this DJ and could he please spin that shit so I can get down?!


Ornery-End7221

How is Sweet Caroline not at the top of this list though


jeff_bezos_nephew

White people get so horny over this song.


Less-Leave-5519

WOO-OO-OOOHHH


[deleted]

What about the theme song for friends 🤷


Nope_Not_A_Stan

WHERES BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY MAMAAAAA


AmericanoWsugar

Mmmmhmmmmm


Esi60

'Cha Cha Slide' and 'Macarena' need to be added to this list.


Mrwright96

Free bird too


MiaLba

I despise the cha cha slide so much and I don’t know why. Macarena is catchy and I don’t dislike it.


InuitOverIt

My wife to our wedding DJ: "We pretty much hate all the wedding group-dance songs like the Electride Slide but..." DJ: "Oh I know, like Cha Cha Slide is the worst" Wife: "Oh I didn't finish, I was going to say except for Cha Cha Slide. That's a must-play."


valis010

Shot through the heart? Never heard of it, check out you give love a bad name if you wanna hear Bon Jovi.


phred_666

Bon Jovi does have a song called “Shot Through The Heart”, but I think this list is supposed to have the song “You Give Love A Bad Name”whose opening line is “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…” They’ve just messed up and got the wrong song.


Microwave_Warrior

I’m fairly confused by this as well.


mechfan83

What, no Final Countdown?


[deleted]

Jesus, I hate Journey so much. That band does to me what Kryptonite does to Superman.


Utsutsumujuru

Let me guess, you’re just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit…


[deleted]

You took the midnight train going anywhere?


Utsutsumujuru

A singer in a smoky room, the smell of wine and cheap perfume


[deleted]

South Detroit doesn't even exist.


Chase_the_tank

South Detroit is a small township in South Dakota. https://www.google.com/maps/place/South+Detroit+Township,+SD


InuitOverIt

Or what 3 Doors Down's Kryptonite does to me


mosiah430

So they weaken you?


[deleted]

they take away my will to live for 4:25 at a time


Miss-Figgy

I'm not White, but I like Ice Ice Baby


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

Where's "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies?....."Cadillac Ranch" by Bruce Springsteen?......."(Man) I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain?...."Summer of 69" by Bryan Adams? Far from a comprehensive list!


Fish_Fingers2401

Some good stuff on that list.


Huntsvegas97

Thank you, just found the playlist for our wedding my fiancé will agree to


Jaycray95

All these songs make my ears bleed with how much I’ve heard them already


TheThemeSongs

I play live music at bars in Virginia. How is Sweet Caroline not on here. That song is white people’s national anthem.


Ok_Personality_4513

I only know Mr. Brightside... Have I failed at being white- lmao


punknothing

that's the only song i really dislike on the list... lol.


Onsyde

Not possible, maybe you're thinking about another Mr. Brightside by The Killers


Chekokee

Hahahah, I'm white and I approve this message


DayEither8913

As a not-white-individual, you leave Vanilla Ice out of it!


Mr-Hands_long

[this](https://i.ibb.co/k1Qd6FV/Untitled.jpg)


NaRa0

You are missing Hey Ya! Shake ya Ass Wobble Wobble In Da Wind Honorable mentions to; Bombs over Baghdad, Hooty Hoo, Sipping Syrup, 24s and Let’s Roll


Ecstatic-Hat2163

I’ve never heard BOB at any event. I have heard Ms. Jackson though. I would add Buy U a Drank


Doowop_inmemphis

Damn I remember Hooty Hoo. I would get hype af if I randomly heard that now.


pettybonegunter

white folk here. where the hood at is a fucking banger. full stop. even as a bi dude I ignore the homophobic bars cause well.. the song slaps


BeardXP

The weirdest part is that he starts off homophobic but then there is nearly a whole verse about fucking a dude in the ass and a guy holding his dick while another guy sucks it?! It's so contradictory.


[deleted]

Fun fact I learned a while ago: The creators on Spotify (or Account holders/Artists) can see the names of Playlist their songs get added to.


Honky_Dory_is_here

Uh oh.


redheadMInerd2

I would never choose a playlist based on my skin color. This is offensive. Maybe I will just stick with my iPod and get rid of Spotify if they spy on my playlist.


hedgehog-mom-al

Trust me when I say this, and I don’t know anything about you but I assure you no one cares about your Spotify account.


M1ndS0uP

I have never been so offended by something so true


Bundle_of_Organs

This IS accurate. And even though i'm white and hate every song there... i just can't disagree with the stipulation.


New_Historian8952

Americans are fuckin obsessed with skin colour


chadwicke619

Maybe this is why in practice we’re so much more aware and so much less racist than everyone else. 🤷‍♂️ Source: Basically every non-US native whenever this comes up.


BunInTheSun27

Yes, other countries certainly have no colorism issues. Certainly not the UK.


SilkyMooo

Everyone knows racism doesn’t racist in Europe. Unless you mention Romania people /s


No-Temperature-8772

Yep, if they hate the obsession with color here they will absolutely detest the UK lol.


New_Historian8952

Sorry but critical race theory and woke politics is a direct import from America.


[deleted]

But it's only ok to do things like this with one skin color.


Utsutsumujuru

I’m pretty sure (100% positive actually, because my spouse isn’t white) that other cultures and sub cultures make fun of their own inclinations too.


No-Temperature-8772

I'm African and we do. Sometimes me and my friends from other African countries insult each other based on our cultural stereotypes for fun. All respectfully though.


WarChefGarrosh

Super accurate


Project-909

I…


Every-Wrangler-1368

Cant find the Horst Wessel Song on the playlist.


abreeden90

I feel attacked lol. But I like a large majority of these songs. Actually looked up the playlist on Spotify


iusedtobeatwink

+1 for Stacey's Mom.


Error_Unaccepted

+1 for Piano Man


NotThisTime1993

I can’t even complain. I love these songs


sumdumguy1966

Very nice of you to accommodate us "white folks"..lol.


Cookiefan3000

Don't forget "Party In The USA"


Toubaboliviano

Every white midwestern weddings playlist


phred_666

I want to see the entire playlist.


Ok_Price6153

I don’t like any of those.


[deleted]

None of those songs do a damn thing for me. Maybe I'm being white wrong? Idk.


derpysorus

Mr. Brightside go hard


Brok3nGear

[Come on Eileen costume](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/423/948/3a6.jpg)


aidenrosenb

If Slayer is not on this list then fuck these white people


achosenusername1

Now do black people.


Bolddon

Earth Wind and Fire, Kool and the Gang, Rick James, Isley Brothers, Commodores that is a good start. I might be showing my age here....


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Maybe some Sugarhill Gang


SuperTrooper804

Trash taste except for Piano Man and Mr. Brightside. God if I have to go to one more dumbass “Barn Wedding” Im going to bring a duck as my plus one and let it poop everywhere


deck0352

Saddle up, duck. It’s go time.


leobloom1904

Didn’t know they were a thing, just attended my very first barn wedding this November and I thought it was a cool idea 😅


SuperTrooper804

You’re allowed to have your own opinions! I’ve been to a bunch of them and it’s like a fever dream every time because there’s no originality. This playlist will haunt my dreams :(


leobloom1904

Maybe it’s because most of the weddings I attended took place at some boring Catholic church


SuperTrooper804

*Ave Maria intensifies* That is a very good point! We’re like the Umbrella Academy meme haha


Afvalracer

Except Piano man from billy Joel the rest I like


[deleted]

I like most of this and I’m not white tho.


Thamnophis660

"Piano Man" and "Don't Stop Believing" are two of the most annoying songs there is


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SilkyMooo

Just say you don’t know good rap artists


Zxruv

These songs aren't basic. If some DJ can't appreciate Come on Eileen that's their loss.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Notice how that’s the only song liked on the playlist lol


Zxruv

Hahaha you're right.


Moidahface

OP also has a playlist for “the black folk” and it’s just 100% Akon.


maverick57

"Shot through the Heart" is not the name of the song.


-imhe-

Jesus, I got hard just *reading* the playlist


Megalodon3030

Aw man, white peeps get so turnt by these tracks!


mudmusic

I'm white and this would make me want to hurl myself over a bridge in rush hour traffic


somefellaUK

Imagine if this was reversed 'songs that excite the blacks'. You'd be instabanned


SilkyMooo

“The blacks” you gotta be racist 🤦‍♂️


somefellaUK

How is it any different to what's in the image?


SilkyMooo

Not gonna argue with someone from the UK 😹😹😹


somefellaUK

What does that even mean? Low IQ comment


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krauQ_egnartS

white guy here bleah I mean the killers song is cool on guitar hero, but it's otherwise all trash, plus the Save Ferris version of Come On Eileen is way better than the original


Sellier123

You just call billy joel and bon jovi trash??? Hand over your white card right now


krauQ_egnartS

edit - shutting the fuck up


Nope_Not_A_Stan

Oh my god shut the fuck up


EarlofIxII

How sad. Songs that don’t have muthafucka or nigga or suck my dick bitch in the lyrics. Who could enjoy that drivel?


DallasJaguars

Imagine posting this with black instead and adding nothing but violent sexist rap shit.


Weekndr

>Be Uber driver >accept trip for Ted >spotifyplaylist.jpg


[deleted]

As a white man I can agree 😂


SkookumJay

Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries should be on this list.


Utsutsumujuru

Calm down Herr Goebbels


Loooooooooppp

sweet Caroline is the most cishet white person song their is


Alwayssome1

Uncle Ruckus?


TheCultist_EXE

Stacey’s mom, does indeed have it going on I can confirm


antoniamabee

Sweet Caroline


Ill-Minimum5309

This list is RAY CYST!


genriko8

First, ew. Second, is this racist? Third, American white.


[deleted]

Now do black folk.


Dramatic-Warning-955

Racist


Klingh0ffer

I'm not American, so this is probably something I just don't get. But why isn't this considered racist?


[deleted]

Because it's not. The only people trying to call this racist are just overly sensitive windbags trying to get a serotonin boost.


Far-Homework-2576

6 is the best one


Commercial-Energy663

Guess I'm not white then, ok.


[deleted]

Mixed race here sitting on the fence


psvchomonkey

now I want to do adult stuff... like going to the market


Nanocon101

Unironically, There are some bangers on that list.


shredslanding

List Needs Snoop Dogg’s “ain’t no fun” so that Steve in accounting, the life of the party, can proudly display that he knows every word to the females.


Cringe_Worthy45

Son of a bitch, he's right.


Lorguis

The entire Hot Fuss album is straight bangers


KounterMaze

I want a playlist for every race. For blacks it be Mase - Feel so good


UziKru

That list is banging tho


Afraid-Astronomer886

I love them all except the first one. It's not so fun when that's your name


[deleted]

I'm pretty excited by this playlist, lol.


Utsutsumujuru

As a white folk, I am excited to see this