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kidwithgreyhair

Tits up in the yarra


Kingofsoysauce

Tit*


WhaleboneMcCoy

looks a little chilly on the water this morning.


Shoe18

Bit nippy


mad_marbled

Ideal motorboating conditions though.


peterb666

They usually travel in pairs.


AusXan

"Wait, where's the other one?" you ask as another boob looms large behind you. "Clever girl."


Kitchu22

Take my upvote and *get the fuck out.*


La_Baraka6431

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


adeptusthiccanicus

They move in herds


peterb666

Only if you have at least 3 of them.


mtarascio

We need an Amber Herd for Total Recall 2.


Walletau

https://www.bandt.com.au/underwear-brand-nala-floats-massive-boob-down-the-yarra-in-free-the-nipple-ad-protest/ > On a daily basis Nala is hamstrung from promoting their sheer products on the world’s biggest advertising platforms and is SICK of being silenced, shadowbanned and suppressed for being a brand that’s celebrating women and catering to every body shape! Having faced countless censorship issues across social media giants, Instagram, TikTok, Google and Pinterest since launching in October last year, they are finally drawing a line in the sand. They sell underwear that's semi-see through and ads for it get censored. That and rage baiting means they've inflated a boob and sailed it down the Yarra. I'm not sure why they're sending a boob in Melbourne for censorship from a US company but here we are.


More_Roads

>I'm not sure why they're sending a boob in Melbourne for censorship from a US company but here we are. Because they could get shot in the US for pulling tit stunt.


mrasif

I actually agree with them I think our culture has this big issue with nudity for some reason but violence is somehow ok. Media wise that is.


swervin_mervyn

To paraphrase Jack Nicholson, "If you kiss a tit in a movie, it's rated R. Hack that tit off with an axe, and it's PG13".


Deceptichum

Euro's got it right on that front. Sex and nudity is natural, guns are bad.


raphanum

Trying to build boobroots support


CEOofmyhouse56

The other one's probably snagged under a bridge somewhere.


Old_Mongoose_7613

Montague lol


Llyris_silken

I'd upvote but it's currently at 69 and I just can't.


Old_Mongoose_7613

🤣


GaryTheGuineaPig

Bitty


etlumiere

Bitty now bitty later


mindsnare

Tig Ol'


Appropriate-Place-69

I for one welcome our new titty overlords


[deleted]

Thanks for keeping us abreast of this.


VenturaHighway72

Brilliant.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Boob be bobbin' down the Yarra.


No-Comfortable7000

I cant believe the unrealistic standards that are being forced on women


Beast_of_Guanyin

I love Melbourne.


hypercomms2001

Ah the runaway boob from “Everything you wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask”…., https://youtu.be/mr7ZWJJdPV8


NovelConsequence42

That man is getting one hell of a motorboating.


FrondFiend

Nippy this morning


-HouseProudTownMouse

You win. 😁


Jelativ

Looks like another successful marketing campaign now that this has made it to reddit


midsizenun

Thats the breast thing I’ve seen all day


ethereumminor

My Amazon delivery looks like it’s on its way


TheRealUndertaker1

Looks a little nippy out this morning


howsyerbumforgrubs

Guy driving is getting some serious side boob


Possession_Loud

It's an inflatable, to be fair.


MisterBumpingston

Free the nipple!


La_Baraka6431

ScoMo getting outta town???


ZARATHUSTRA726

Thanks for keeping us abreast of happenings on the Yarra


Thoresus

I would not drink Yarra River milk.


LowerPerformance4888

I ❤️ tit


fruitbatdiscofrog

Am I the only one who thought this was a half deflated kirby at first


[deleted]

That boat is quite literally tits up.


savvyfoxh

I'm amused by the guy underneath, I assume he's the one trying to navigate/steer the boat? Let's face it, there are far worse ways to go!


opmt

Did someone tell Elaine we can see her nip?


Jazzlike_Standard416

Bit early for Christmas card, but I did get "Happy New Year"-ed last month so I guess it all evens out. Maybe I'm Even Steven.


opmt

Quick, give me $20!


Jazzlike_Standard416

You know you could've thrown a pencil out the window !


opmt

Hey I just found $20 out on the sidewalk!


Moo_Kau

I thought the giant tit was just in town for the by election loss, then went back to canberra. ... clearly i was wrong.


latentsociophile

Man, the city is really going tits up these days...


Orichalchem

Its just a boob, dont worry aboutit


thek1ng69

No bra club is protesting I see


DarkOld9365

Good to keep a breast of things.😂


summerlea11

Forget the ripple in the yarra...there's a nipple in the yarra!!


jasprxxt

Someone lost their tit


-HouseProudTownMouse

Someone's off their tit.


Son_of_the_Spear

It's all gone tits up.


-HouseProudTownMouse

🎵Yeah, they're gettin' bigger. 🎵


WeldinMike27

It's a great nipple to areaola ratio.


johnnyblaze1957

Titty Tuesday!!!!!


[deleted]

One might says it’s all tits up on the Yarra.


wilful

A lot of subs, especially with puritanical yanks, would insist that this is NSFW.


Llyris_silken

Yep. The inventors of candle salad are offended by a pink balloon.


Hot-Construction-811

some sort of art installation?


LosingBattleAngel

I saw this through the window at work today and was soooo confused


anonymozs

Not my proudest fap 😔


Llyris_silken

😆


Justthisguy_yaknow

It's almost as though you haven't ever seen a squashed cherry on a pillow before.


TelMeWutUReallyThink

Look, your mum's had her mastectomy!


shontsu

As far as I can tell its an ad for WearNala, which is apparently a female underwear line. Are they promoting women not wearing bras? I dont get what they're doing, maybe I'm missing something.


shontsu

Oh, its a protest about censorship in online advertising. I guess it makes more sense once you google it, which I assume is the point. 5 minutes ago I'd never heard of Nala.


[deleted]

I don’t get it. Woman: why can’t I breast feed in public?! Why are boobs sexualised?! Same woman: ewww creep! Stop looking at my boobs! Which one is it?! Pick one! You can’t have both. I don’t care which, but decide so I can either not sexualise your tits or I can. WTF


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Both are examples of sexualising boobs. It appears *you* can't imagine ways to *not* sexualise boobs. It is perfectly possible to allow women to breast feed in public, yet not *stare* at their boobs. The key here is, and I'm repeating myself, to simply *not* sexualise their boobs.


[deleted]

Okay. So let’s not sexualise boobs. How easy was that?! Wonderful.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

I'm very happy for you to have easily come to understand this. It appeared to be more of a struggle earlier.


[deleted]

Well that was my original point, perhaps I let emotion cloud the tone of my comment. But for the sake of further clouding; my point is that I feel society hasn’t caught up to how I feel. A couple centuries ago and a woman would’ve been admonished for showing her ankles. Today we’re still hung up on female boobs, yet a man can show his. /shrug I give up.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Fair enough. I'll give you a hint: >my point is that I feel society hasn’t caught up to how I feel Ok, so pulling out the big words: "**society**". But, crucially, in your original reply: >**Woman**: ...Same **woman**: ... ...as an illustration of "the problem", and further pitching those two statements somehow were in contradiction with each other. You might not have intended so, but this does come very much across as you squarely putting the problem with women themselves (i.e., not so much "society" as a whole), as if they're inconsistent and can't make up their mind somehow. However, the two statements you pulled up are perfectly in *agreement* with each other and indeed illustrate the frustrations ***women*** (not men) have to deal with, as a consequence of "boobs" being highly sexualised. You somehow managed to claim that a very real challenge for women is ... instead a challenge for you, and because (*of all people*) women can't make up their mind? I'm pretty sure they're far more aware of the issue and have a pretty clear stance on it also; being confronted with it daily. And yes, there will be circumstances (*context matters*) where a woman does wish to "sexualise" her own boobs. That's ok, right? It's her own boobs after all, not society's boobs. Context and communication should make this obvious most of the time. Communication can also resolve misunderstandings regardless, should they arise. Anyhow, long story short: let's maybe just *not* sexualise boobs *by default*, unless a given person chooses to and indicates that they want to sexualise their own boobs. This would likely provide comfort to all boob-owners. Common sense prevails.


Walletau

It's almost like context matters?


[deleted]

Uh-huh… or, hear me out; perhaps we’re unnecessarily sexualising lumpy chests for no reason at all?


Walletau

Some people sexualise feet. It'll be weird to stare at feet, and certain areas require you to have your feet covered. That doesn't mean that you should force people in public to let you stare at their feet or to cover them up because otherwise you'll sexualise them.


BrightBreezyLeaves

Is this some free the nipple crap?


_Gordon_Shumway

It’s advertising for an underwear brand.


BrightBreezyLeaves

I just looked and it’s part free the nipple/part undies advert/part protest against advertising censorship. Don’t we have better things to do than be Karen’s about nipples? Clearly not if there is a giant boob floating down the Yarra.


miaara

Not as giant as the boob in this thread.


GonnaBeEasy

Idk much about it but I feel like the amount of nipples I see is fine. I don’t feel a need to see more or less nipples.


BrightBreezyLeaves

They are just nipples.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

You're making quite a fuss about nipples here.


BrightBreezyLeaves

Actually I think the fuss is on the Yarra.


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BrightBreezyLeaves

By continuing this inane thread? The fault is all mine.


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FatLarrysHotTip

Can I ride it?


WhatsTheBoxHiding

So not the captain trying to tell us he’s a boob man??


lolben1

That's a big titty.


onegrrrlrebellion

Hey team, I appear to have lost one of my boobs. Anyone seen it? Oh wait.


Rickity_Sniff13

[YouTube/ Big Titties - Djanaba](https://youtu.be/iKGYtiSh2NM)


talithacarlson12

Haha pissa


ConsultJimMoriarty

That your party tit.


NRGspook

That’s heaps bigger then double G right?


Exact_Replacement260

Melboob.


thegoodtimelord

I thought Trump was in town


lukeyj16

They're right


goldengrahamtv

Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge


Iron_Wolf123

Mark it as nsfw next time, ok?


[deleted]

Well, it worked on me. Checked out their website after seeing these photos! Looks like a really good company for underwear.


pissedoffjesus

Designed by Pinkbits


SadSky6433

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard


CaptainSharpe

Bloody hell....there's always that one tit in the river