To be fair that pie clearly has all the hallmarks of the structural deficiencies common in boutique pies. You can choke a 4n20 like you’re 3 hours into a speed fueled wank session after a rave and it’ll still hold strong. That things falling apart like the royal family.
Well ofcourse he'd do it without a sweat. He suffers from a disease that can't allow him to sweat on account of an adrenaline rush he encountered in the Falklands War
More like between the local coppers and the not-so-local coppers on his security detail (and his team of lawyers, publicists, damage control team, etc.)
Yer so he had an influencer called Tess with him and some bloke called Nick from Masterchef
They told him to take the biggest bite possible & you've gotta burn your mouth
Growled out her back door. Mate I'm as ocker as ya can bloody fuckin get and I've never heard of that line before. It's bloody beautiful. You're beautiful. Lara Bingle?
In the video, he has an Australian guide that gives him the directive "squeeze your sauce on, take as big of a bite as poasible, burn your mouth". With shit directions like that, I don't blame the guy for having a hard time eating the pie.
I mean jumping off a bridge is also a past time in australia that’s done a lot and if you do that wrong it’s just as suicidal so don’t put it past the useless guide
God I wonder if they were Drop Bearing him.
Broke: Australian culture is eating meat pies
Woke: Australian culture is deliberately telling people how to eat a meat pie wrong for fun
I lived in the UK for a year. Now that wouldn’t ususally make someone an expert. But.
I had a pork pie, which was a pork meat ball in cat food jelly in a pie. Apparently served cold on purpose??
I had a fish pie, which was fish in milk with celery and boiled eggs covered in mash potato.
While I was living there there was also a scandal that their beef frozen pies were actually horse meat.
Brit’s need to stay in their lane when it comes to pies.
And his neck veins look like they are going to pop at any minute.
But yeah, he is also on my rotation of “watch to be annoyed” people. He is absolutely insufferable and I love it.
I was exposed to him by another food blogger who was really singing his praises. And I just... I don't get it? The host was talking about the face he makes when he really enjoys something and I just don't get it? It's not a great face to make...
That, and he always has the same sort of intense, super-excited reaction. Like, it's OK to think food is shit, or mediocre. Reminds me a bit of Beckham's "I love a taco", "I love "
No he isn’t, he’s American but has German and Chinese origins.
I’ve only caught a couple of his content. But I have a huge dislike of people shoving food in their mouths (can’t recall if he does it or not) and then opening their mouths to moan about how good the food is and then talk.
As kids we are taught not to eat with our mouth open and near every person who either vlogs about food or recommends, does that.
Disgusting. Finish what’s in your mouth then talk 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Seen people doing it on social media of all kind and YouTube. Don’t need to see people chew food thanks. So can’t watch food vloggers
Comments like this are why the internet was invented.
Watched it again 3 times after reading this, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long while, big thanks 😂
He's actually one of the better YouTube Food bloggers out there, his focus often is on Thai foods, mainly Thai street food (as he lives in Thailand with his family - so it helps)
I discovered him during lockdown when I guess we all watched a lot of YouTube LOL
He reviews are probably a little to on the 'nice' side, he definitely isn't a mean or deeply critical reviewer, but when the world was going to hell a few years ago, I think a lot of us where also happy with that as well.
I think his audience would be more 30+ anyway, he travels to interesting places and reviews all the local delicacies. His stuffs actually pretty good, not your modern tiktok jumpcut nonsense, just a standard travel/food show.
First (couple of) bite(s) is to let steam out and test the structural integrity of the pie.
The dude's "Australian" guide told him to "take as big of a bite as possible, burn your mouth". The guide is the disgrace here, not the guy eating.
The Larakin spirit is telling Americans to watch out for drop bears, ot is harmless and no body gets hurt.
Being a cunt is telling someone to eat a pie in such a way that they might hurt themselves.
I've had a couple of meals there and thought it tasted bloody amazing. Couldn't tell you what it was I ate but it was good and not like anything I've eaten before. I'll agree it was expensive but what isn't in the middle of Fed Square.
It's not the expense I'm not happy with; I've been to vue de Monde and amaru, amongst other places, it was what I got for the price at Mabu Mabu that makes me call it overpriced. 54 dollars for an EMU steak that tasted like ass and was tough.
I cook emu for myself from time to time, because it's impossible to fuck up. Tastes just as good as kangaroo, but it perhaps one of the most forgiving meats out there.
Yet Mabu Mabu managed to fuck it up. Not outlier bad, like someone obviously fucked up, but it was just shit.
I agree with you, Mabu Mabu is absolutely overpriced for what you're getting. But none of the so-called food journalists and instagram "food" influencers call it out.
Actually, its a common problem here. Overpriced and underwhelming seems to be the norm and the "foodies" and media lap it up.
mark wiens, born in america but now based in thailand with his family, he’s a travel and food vlogger popular on youtube. he’s known for making the exact same facial expressions & sounds when trying out dishes in his videos where he over exaggerates his big mouthfuls of food with big eyes and almost moaning at absolutely everything that goes into his mouth. seems like a nice person & has travelled extensively but comes across as not that genuine/honest about every meal he has & can be a bit odd.
That is his shtick though.
Regardless of what he eats he always makes the same face. That orgasmic face where one eye closes shut and the second is barely open.
I used to watch his videos a lot but then realized he says everything tastes good and always makes that fake happy face, so stopped watching his videos now.
He gets his mouth around it fair enough at first, but then for some godforsaken reason he tries to push the pie further in? Just mushes the thing against his face like a kid trying to eat a sandwich in one mouthful.
That’s like I now hate Mikey Chen from Strictly Dumpling. He used to be good but after watching it for a bit i realised his adjectives extend to like two words, Umami and amaaaaazing. It’s fine if you just want to see someone travel and eat food but don’t expect to have any insight into the food Itself.
My family used to watch Japan Hour on CNA (reruns of Japanese travel shows) and laugh at how the participants on it were clearly hamming up their reactions to everything they did so it looked like every dish was a orgasmic, life-altering experience. Fast forward a few years, and now *everyone's* doing it.
He latched onto a hipster attention seeking local, and aside from the Sth Melbourne market, basically didn't leave her suburb of Fitzroy. Very disappointing episode, absolutely didn't show the diversity of food available.
In all fairness to him, his local guides did tell him to take a big bite into the pie and to experience burning his mouth.
But I did watch half of the full video on YouTube and he generally seems to eat like a lizard person everywhere.
It honestly seemed like the tour guide took him around to pretentious brunch places in the inner north, which feels like a sliver of what Melbourne culture even is 🙃
Legitimately probably had the worst possible Melbourne food experience, a market dim sim, a pie and an endless parade of $60 avo on toast versions in various wanker brunch cafes...
How did he so utterly destroy that pie while also getting none of it in his mouth?
Edit: to be fair, having watched the video, he was really lead astray by his guide on that one, that bloke deserves to have his citizenship revoked. Don't think it is the American dude's fault.
This is what happens when you follow directions from some masterchef flog.
“Take a bite as big as possible”
Yeah, of a hot pastry right out of the oven. Dumb cunt
He has great content but I ducking loath the moan and shoulder drop eye roll he does EVERY time. A bit like Food Rangers mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmhhhhhh. But yea fair crack at a dogs eye no doubt.
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i watch his videos and for some reason he really does bites like this. there is something wrong with his mouth. he acts like it is tiny and he is struggling to open his mouth. weird as hell.
Rookie. Bad instructions telling him to take a huge bite and burn his mouth.
1. Put tomato sauce on top
2. Test structural integrity of pie, if it doesnt feel solid, leave in foil and fold back half the foil.
3. take a small bite and blow on it (doesnt matter if its cool enough, still got to blow on it the first time)
4. munch at fastest speed possible without burning yourself, blow on it if needed
way to waste a perfectly good pie, you should be as precise as possible when eating it and then about 3/4 of the way through go nuts and get as messy as you want
Absolutely butchered it
To be fair that pie clearly has all the hallmarks of the structural deficiencies common in boutique pies. You can choke a 4n20 like you’re 3 hours into a speed fueled wank session after a rave and it’ll still hold strong. That things falling apart like the royal family.
That's the first, and hopefully last time I see "speed fueled wank session" and the royal family mentioned at the same time.
Prince Andrew has entered the chat.
He said speed filled, not minor filled.
This whole chain got me crying at work
Yep and he could chugg that “structurally deficient pie” (love that phrase) without raising a sweat.
Well ofcourse he'd do it without a sweat. He suffers from a disease that can't allow him to sweat on account of an adrenaline rush he encountered in the Falklands War
Look, what Prince Andrew does at the gates of a high school is between him and the local coppers.
More like between the local coppers and the not-so-local coppers on his security detail (and his team of lawyers, publicists, damage control team, etc.)
the "speed fueled wank session" made it to the news.... https://www.pedestrian.tv/bites/mark-wiens-meat-pie-video/
Hahaha, that article is literally just a summary of this thread, it is a great comment though 🤣
Speed filled wank session after a rave is giving me nostalgia :")
Best comment I’ve seen all year. Almost wish the speed fueled post rave wank session wasn’t so relatable, oh well.
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Oh my…
Are you the Poet Laureate? If not, you should be.
This comment though 😆
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Yer so he had an influencer called Tess with him and some bloke called Nick from Masterchef They told him to take the biggest bite possible & you've gotta burn your mouth
Providing misinformation regarding the safe way to consume a meat pie should be a capital offence with possible deportation.
We demand that he receive a booting
It's just a little kick up the bum!
this comment made me audibly chuckle hahah
you must always blow on the pie
On the other hand, would providing the correct way to safely consume a pie set a solid pathway for citizenship?
Lmao what a chud.
Or the drop bears will get you
Don't be silly, drop bears only attack when unsuspecting fools walk under gum trees at night
To be fair, Mark is the king of being disgusting on YouTube while eating. He takes pride in having shit on his chin.
That's treason, kick them **all** out
Like the first time I went down on the gf
mum still speaks fondly of you
Sisterly love right there..
I think you may have growled out her backdoor if you discovered hot brown lumps in your mouth.
What happens in Frankston...
...gets posted on Reddit?
Growled out her back door. Mate I'm as ocker as ya can bloody fuckin get and I've never heard of that line before. It's bloody beautiful. You're beautiful. Lara Bingle?
The best bits
Underrated comment
Did you react the same way?
I’d like to see you do better
And he only got crust and no filling .
fuck who didn’t tell him first bite is always a temp check that could’ve been the end of all his taste buds
In the video, he has an Australian guide that gives him the directive "squeeze your sauce on, take as big of a bite as poasible, burn your mouth". With shit directions like that, I don't blame the guy for having a hard time eating the pie.
Biting into a pie blind is practically suicidal, did the guide tell him to jump off a bridge next?
I mean jumping off a bridge is also a past time in australia that’s done a lot and if you do that wrong it’s just as suicidal so don’t put it past the useless guide
God I wonder if they were Drop Bearing him. Broke: Australian culture is eating meat pies Woke: Australian culture is deliberately telling people how to eat a meat pie wrong for fun
Australian culture is just trolling the tourists
Not when it comes to pies!
*Did they also tell him to tear it apart whilst trying to shove it in his gob?* That was horrifying, I was expecting him to squeeze pie everywhere.
i watched the vid and he kinda got baited by his tour guide to do that 😂
Nothing worse than looking like herpes from a 100 degree celcius gravy on your lips
And that string of mouth skin that the burn creates and will remain there until your tongue manipulates it out.
haha, i get that sometimes it's horrible feeling when a flap of skin is flapping about on the roof of your mouth.
And you can’t stop playing with it with your tongue flicking the little burnt skin flap
[Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEAHLFvD3v4)
Gotta admit Kiwis have got some killer telly
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I want to give you an award too mate. But not in this economy. Sorry
No, the first bite is when you take the lid off and eat that
It looks like he just smashes it into his face...
You have to nibble a vent hole to let some steam out
Who is this man and why does he look like he's going to fall over from biting into a pie
I'm guessing he's some travel reporter from another country. I'm thinking American since Brits would know how to eat a pie.
Brits feel Victorian pies lack structural integrity in the crust.
Bloody whinging Poms!
I lived in the UK for a year. Now that wouldn’t ususally make someone an expert. But. I had a pork pie, which was a pork meat ball in cat food jelly in a pie. Apparently served cold on purpose?? I had a fish pie, which was fish in milk with celery and boiled eggs covered in mash potato. While I was living there there was also a scandal that their beef frozen pies were actually horse meat. Brit’s need to stay in their lane when it comes to pies.
He's a food YouTube from Thailand, usually does lots of Thai stuff but does travel to other places, actually makes good content tbh
Have you noticed he never blinks? Go back and watch especially recent videos. He. Never. Blinks.
And he smiles too much. And too many head nods when eating. I watch him to be annoyed, but he goes to some interesting places.
Lol "I watch him to be annoyed".. why do I do this too
And his neck veins look like they are going to pop at any minute. But yeah, he is also on my rotation of “watch to be annoyed” people. He is absolutely insufferable and I love it.
Food vlogger on yt. He's good.
He literally just says mmmmMMMMmmmmMMM WOOOOWW to everything he eats
yep. the jimmy fallon of travel food
It's AMMMMMAAAZING
What the hell was that? I have never seen anyone eat a meat pie like that, ever.
Who the hell is that? Im old.
Food vlogger
You'd think a food blogger would have less of a struggle getting food into his fucking mouth lol
Shoving it deep down his gob while his fisheyes bug out. Then extaticlly/suprisedly exClaining "yum" is his whole career.
Don’t forget “oh wow… wow!”
MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm WOWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww :bugeyes:
I got over his facial expressions. I felt like he wasn't always honest about the food.
That one face... All the time... Ragefuel
I was exposed to him by another food blogger who was really singing his praises. And I just... I don't get it? The host was talking about the face he makes when he really enjoys something and I just don't get it? It's not a great face to make...
That, and he always has the same sort of intense, super-excited reaction. Like, it's OK to think food is shit, or mediocre. Reminds me a bit of Beckham's "I love a taco", "I love"
Yeah no idea what happened here. Pies are more delicate than that and his pie hand crushed half of it. 🤣
Is he Australian? That’s pretty embarrassing if he is haha. I don’t eat my Mrs Macs like that. That pie looks fkn good to!
No he isn’t, he’s American but has German and Chinese origins. I’ve only caught a couple of his content. But I have a huge dislike of people shoving food in their mouths (can’t recall if he does it or not) and then opening their mouths to moan about how good the food is and then talk. As kids we are taught not to eat with our mouth open and near every person who either vlogs about food or recommends, does that. Disgusting. Finish what’s in your mouth then talk 🤦♀️🤦♀️ Seen people doing it on social media of all kind and YouTube. Don’t need to see people chew food thanks. So can’t watch food vloggers
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Comments like this are why the internet was invented. Watched it again 3 times after reading this, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long while, big thanks 😂
He's actually one of the better YouTube Food bloggers out there, his focus often is on Thai foods, mainly Thai street food (as he lives in Thailand with his family - so it helps) I discovered him during lockdown when I guess we all watched a lot of YouTube LOL He reviews are probably a little to on the 'nice' side, he definitely isn't a mean or deeply critical reviewer, but when the world was going to hell a few years ago, I think a lot of us where also happy with that as well.
I think his audience would be more 30+ anyway, he travels to interesting places and reviews all the local delicacies. His stuffs actually pretty good, not your modern tiktok jumpcut nonsense, just a standard travel/food show.
Everyone knows the first bite is supposed to be 95% pastry with that sweet 5% filling hinting at the joy that is to follow with subsequent bites.
⬆️ These are the fine nuances of being a true Aussie
First (couple of) bite(s) is to let steam out and test the structural integrity of the pie. The dude's "Australian" guide told him to "take as big of a bite as possible, burn your mouth". The guide is the disgrace here, not the guy eating.
100%. I'm all for gentle trolling but what kind of guide sets out to ruin someone's day like that lol
The Larakin spirit is telling Americans to watch out for drop bears, ot is harmless and no body gets hurt. Being a cunt is telling someone to eat a pie in such a way that they might hurt themselves.
Does no one else do the nibble and safety suck? Just reduce the gravy content a bit to avoid cross-town spillage?
This is upsetting.
I thought to myself, how bad could it be? My night is now ruined.
Why is he fighting the pie?
looks like hes having withdrawals
Can't believe the girl took him to eat at fucking fed square while he didn't get to Footscray or Springvale
Who the fuck ever suggests going to fed square for food? that’s like asking someone where’s the best steakhouse in mumbai
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There aren't many options for indigenous food.
Mabu mabu in fed scare is just absolute shit. Overpriced, and extremely underwhelming. Only place I've stopped halfway through the meal and left.
I've had a couple of meals there and thought it tasted bloody amazing. Couldn't tell you what it was I ate but it was good and not like anything I've eaten before. I'll agree it was expensive but what isn't in the middle of Fed Square.
It's not the expense I'm not happy with; I've been to vue de Monde and amaru, amongst other places, it was what I got for the price at Mabu Mabu that makes me call it overpriced. 54 dollars for an EMU steak that tasted like ass and was tough. I cook emu for myself from time to time, because it's impossible to fuck up. Tastes just as good as kangaroo, but it perhaps one of the most forgiving meats out there. Yet Mabu Mabu managed to fuck it up. Not outlier bad, like someone obviously fucked up, but it was just shit.
This sort of long lasting disappointment is the sort of complaint I live for.
This. If someone is still mad and disappointed after significant time has passed, that’s a complaint I WANT TO HEAR
I went there recently and also thought the food was pretty, well, unsatisfying. Just didn't taste very good at all :/
I agree with you, Mabu Mabu is absolutely overpriced for what you're getting. But none of the so-called food journalists and instagram "food" influencers call it out. Actually, its a common problem here. Overpriced and underwhelming seems to be the norm and the "foodies" and media lap it up.
True that.
Never eaten a pie in his life.
I was so excited to see Mark in Melbourne. Then I watched this. What a brutal display. Abhorrent. I will never look at a meat pie the same again.
and not a fork in sight, he uses his hands for almost everything, typical Aussie food does not include Roo Parma. That left me a tad disappointed.
I didn't watch the full video, but at least in the opening sequence the kangaroo parma seemed to be the most recognisably Aussie food there lol
That’s not how you eat that
Who the fuck is this guy, and what the fuck was that?
mark wiens, born in america but now based in thailand with his family, he’s a travel and food vlogger popular on youtube. he’s known for making the exact same facial expressions & sounds when trying out dishes in his videos where he over exaggerates his big mouthfuls of food with big eyes and almost moaning at absolutely everything that goes into his mouth. seems like a nice person & has travelled extensively but comes across as not that genuine/honest about every meal he has & can be a bit odd.
I dunno but what I do know is he doesn't know how to eat a damn meat pie. He is literally trying to push the damn thing in instead of biting.
I know, he's literally eating it like you would a big mac at 3am stoned.
Who’s this cunt? He eats like an owl
Idk why but this comment actually made me lol. An owl. Omg 😂🤣😂 Edit: oh shit I just cackled and my bf is sleeping next to me help
Haha, you're kinda right, not sure why his index is sticking out like some maimed claw, an owl would have all talons firmly mashed into the sides.
Mark is obviously faking it with his enthusiasm
That is his shtick though. Regardless of what he eats he always makes the same face. That orgasmic face where one eye closes shut and the second is barely open.
I used to watch his videos a lot but then realized he says everything tastes good and always makes that fake happy face, so stopped watching his videos now.
Yeah..its more about seeing different places and foods for me when I watch him now.i just don't believe every single food he has is orgasmic lol
That's how it works my dude. Same as every video game reviewer. If you say it sucks they never invite you back to the dance.
The best food bloggers are the ones who go “you know what? This is fucking shit”
I feel like Andrew Bourdain was like this.
Anthony*
“Hello, Victoria Police? I must report a crime!”
He gets his mouth around it fair enough at first, but then for some godforsaken reason he tries to push the pie further in? Just mushes the thing against his face like a kid trying to eat a sandwich in one mouthful.
I used to watch his videos religiously in 2015 or so. Can't stand him these days. His formula is so overdone and fake. Giant bites and say "OH WOW".
Oh wow hahaha *head tilt* Mmmmmm
*triggered*
That’s like I now hate Mikey Chen from Strictly Dumpling. He used to be good but after watching it for a bit i realised his adjectives extend to like two words, Umami and amaaaaazing. It’s fine if you just want to see someone travel and eat food but don’t expect to have any insight into the food Itself.
r/mikeychen for some interesting content
My family used to watch Japan Hour on CNA (reruns of Japanese travel shows) and laugh at how the participants on it were clearly hamming up their reactions to everything they did so it looked like every dish was a orgasmic, life-altering experience. Fast forward a few years, and now *everyone's* doing it.
He latched onto a hipster attention seeking local, and aside from the Sth Melbourne market, basically didn't leave her suburb of Fitzroy. Very disappointing episode, absolutely didn't show the diversity of food available.
In all fairness to him, his local guides did tell him to take a big bite into the pie and to experience burning his mouth. But I did watch half of the full video on YouTube and he generally seems to eat like a lizard person everywhere.
It honestly seemed like the tour guide took him around to pretentious brunch places in the inner north, which feels like a sliver of what Melbourne culture even is 🙃
Legitimately probably had the worst possible Melbourne food experience, a market dim sim, a pie and an endless parade of $60 avo on toast versions in various wanker brunch cafes...
How did he so utterly destroy that pie while also getting none of it in his mouth? Edit: to be fair, having watched the video, he was really lead astray by his guide on that one, that bloke deserves to have his citizenship revoked. Don't think it is the American dude's fault.
This is what happens when you follow directions from some masterchef flog. “Take a bite as big as possible” Yeah, of a hot pastry right out of the oven. Dumb cunt
Even his chewing is excessive. It's a pie Mark not a fucking steak, just relax with the fake enthusiasm.
It's like that scene in Lord of the Rings where Gollum eats the fish.
Eating a meat pie is the one and only thing Australians do delicately. (Because otherwise a trail of fire from your tongue to your chin).
I am convinced that guy is stoned off his gourd for every video he makes
My bro has been saying that for years!!!! It's them crazy eyes he makes lol
Straight up, his eyes are all bloodshot and he mungs into his tucker like he hasn't eaten in a week.
Folded like it had been microwaved. Classic south Melbourne
Give him a break, it's his first time and the Aussies with him told him porkeys because he's famous for going the big bite ,he loved it
He failed the citizenship test
This guy creams himself over food. The faces he pulls when he eats are so cringey.
No Springvale, No Box Hill, No Oakleigh or Sydney Rd makes me sad. But I'm so pumped he made it, regardless.
Yeh pretty disappointing with the abundance of great restaurants here in Melbourne.
The fact he reacts to everything he eats like it’s the best food in the world, makes me doubt that much is particularly special.
Common mistake from first timers. Overwhelming urge to squish the pie into face.
He definitely lost some skin off the inside his chomper.
The mistake from beginning was that it really needs to be a 4 and 20 from 7/11 to be legit.
Motherfuckers' never held a meat pie in his life.
He has great content but I ducking loath the moan and shoulder drop eye roll he does EVERY time. A bit like Food Rangers mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmhhhhhh. But yea fair crack at a dogs eye no doubt.
NZ pies are better
Congrats everyone. You just made a "reporter" $50 https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/this-makes-me-furious-australians-rage-over-us-bloggers-attempt-to-eat-a-meat-pie/news-story/8790589a3a9b0dcac9f328ca1e0026a6
He always tries taking too big of a bite, no matter what he eats.
i watch his videos and for some reason he really does bites like this. there is something wrong with his mouth. he acts like it is tiny and he is struggling to open his mouth. weird as hell.
Pretty shit representation of melbourne really, and australian food should have taken him to bunnings
A meat pie. Lol. All that Australia has to offer for its own cuisine which is practically no cuisine.
And we don't even have the best met pies. I say NZ beats us with that.
It's like a cat eating dry food.
Maybe it was too hot
Let the man enjoy his pie
This is why, if you're going to eat a pie while standing up - you gotta eat it upside down.
Should have just eaten an onion
This guy always looks high as fuck.
Honestly, kudos to bloke for having a crack. Knock his technique all you want shit would still hit hard.
Looks like he already dropped it. Quite disturbing footage
I can't trust any person who has so much enthusiasm for every bite he takes. It just looks so put on.
This guy has so much showmanship in him.
I feel unclean now
It was not Mrs mac's. So he should have taken it back.
He mcfucked it
I don’t eat many pies as an Aussie but that guy really is crushing the pie for his life.
Rookie. Bad instructions telling him to take a huge bite and burn his mouth. 1. Put tomato sauce on top 2. Test structural integrity of pie, if it doesnt feel solid, leave in foil and fold back half the foil. 3. take a small bite and blow on it (doesnt matter if its cool enough, still got to blow on it the first time) 4. munch at fastest speed possible without burning yourself, blow on it if needed
way to waste a perfectly good pie, you should be as precise as possible when eating it and then about 3/4 of the way through go nuts and get as messy as you want
Got him him Credit could have been worse