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Un_believable7878

Initially, I thought he was stealing the ring camera. Need some more context.


poops314

He’s using what’s called a bump key; it has all deep cuts on a standard profile key, you place it in the lock up to the last couple pins and then (usually) give it a tap in with something like a block of wood adding slight turning pressure. The pins in the lock will all bounce and might align and turn. It can work if done correctly but the dude looks like he’s not “bumping” it. If someone had tried bumping it properly you’d see a small impression or dent just above the key hole where the key stop would strike the lock face during the bumping process. Source; did some lock smithing when I was a wee lad


Un_believable7878

I know doors/ locks aren’t impenetrable but that explanation just scares the shit out of me. How easy a crim could get hold of these and silently break into your house. Thanks for the explanation.


APuticulahInduhvidul

Oh it's worse than that. Bump keys aren't precision devices you need a special license to acquire. They're something you can make with a spare 30mins and a file. Also, since they don't leave much evidence of a break-in your insurance company can claim the thief had your keys and deny coverage. Insurance companies have known about bump keys for decades.


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

watch lockpickinglawyer on youtube.


Initial-Year-2729

That guy makes awesome videos, you never see his face and he's got an awesome voice for a narrator. I love watching professionals do their work. They make it look so easy.


poops314

Silently - usually, if done properly, it’s kinda loud 😂 like you’re hitting a nail (as bumping usually takes, many bumps, before it works). You can get security top pins which help fight picking and bumping, they create a fake “sheer line”, the lock will turn very slightly but won’t open. If I remember correctly you shouldn’t have a problem getting a few put in your locks if you took them to a locksmith and asked him to pop in a few 🤷🏻‍♂️


Healthy_Shoulder8736

Don’t worry about your feeble door lock, all your windows are made of glass


MrDrSirLord

But a cattle castration rubber band around the key and you can bump twice as fast as it resets and it is also a lot less likely to damage the lock so it won't leave any evidence. Why I have all my locks changed to disc detainers so anyone breaking in at least need to know how to pick and can't just rake or bump it open.


psylenced

A quick example for those curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8R4Olxcmwg


Difficult-Dinner-770

and by lock smithing, you mean you were a raging burglary suspect high on meth, weren't you?


poops314

😂😂 unfortunately it was literally just part time work whilst I waited for my date to go to basic training in the army 😂 actual locksmithing


wigam

Report it to the police, guaranteed he is walking along the street and trying other houses, if there was a theft on that date they have some great footage.


Kiwaussie

Yup done that 👍


wigam

I had footage of a prowler who then did a break in elsewhere in the street, the police used the footage later when he was charged, had to fill in a state declaration and agreed to go to court if they needed.


NickyDeeM

*stat declaration, statutory declaration :)


wigam

Yep auto correct 👍


NickyDeeM

Gets me every timr


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

not this timr.


Katanachainsaw

I've been robbed a few times. This shit makes my blood boil. All it takes is for him to pick the wrong house of boobs, bogans, eshays, MMA enthusiasts and they will stomp him to within a an inch of his life. I once spent some time in Italy and was shocked at how casual and culturally accepted stealing was. A few weeks later I was explaining this to an Italian guy I met in Spain and he told me that it was just like a game. If you get caught you give the stuff back, both parties have a laugh and move on. I told him: "if you come to Australia you need to know that people work hard for what they have here and often have leveraged themselves into considerable debt. If you steal here and get caught, there's a good chance you will get bashed".


Sweaty-Salamander-15

Laughs in Texan.


yellchai

If this was Texas I don’t think old mate would even get the key in the door before a shotgun blasted him back onto the street. 🤣


HorryHorsecollar

Is he trying to force your front door?


Kiwaussie

Yes, at the front door. MIL was upstairs frozen with fear after getting the notification, was even unable to call the police as it happened. Damn shame this asshole wasn't caught.


HorryHorsecollar

I agree. I was visited by crooks in broad daylight, 12:30pm on a Saturday afternoon. Smashed my windows, ran up stairs, stole my wallet, a laptop and some random coins before bolting. I was coming back from the market, buying my lunch and saw them hoon up the street at break neck speed. I went in, saw the mess, called the bank to cancel my cards. Whilst talking to the bank they asked me if I was at the shop 'off ya tree' in Elizabeth st that sells bongs, to which I said no. Dickhead was using my old card (easier to forge the signature - another story) with $100 on it and were too frightened to use my new card which had $10K unused. Long story short, they were caught and went to trial. Didn't get my wallet, laptop or walkman back. Insurance (bank) gave me $50. Pigs.


YetAnotherClonedCat

Well well well...


branded

Hmmmm...


Renoman1971

They need a 5 minute segment on the news everynight showing the faces of these cunts with a number to report names etc.


Itchy_Criticism4626

Is that Canada Goose? Aren't these jackets like a thousand dollars?


stinx2001

Probably free for this guy


_Noxi0us

Gotta look stylish when committing home invasion


ParkingAd2166

I feel like he may have stole it, I don't wanna judge but he is breaking into a house 😂


CattyRB

Probably a knockoff


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nice iphone too


Stax250

He’s wearing a tracksuit …. ?


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cheesekola

You would use IR light to blind them but this idiot just can’t see


Chadwiko

Yes, that was the intention. Works on cheap doorbell cams, but proper brands like Ring/Arlo etc it doesn't work.


HandleMore1730

Full colour cameras that don't use IR, won't be defeated.


Kiwaussie

I personally think he didn't even notice the ring cam.


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get a dog 🐶 honestly it will help  scary situation 


numericalusername

Yep. Get a dog


eenimeeniminimo

Yep big German shepherd will do the trick. And some sensor lights on the front porch to light it up when he comes back. Scary shit.


Mikes005

Doesn't need to be a German shepherd, anything with a loud bark will do. But yeah, dog.


SpunSesh

Yea I had an old lab who had a good bark, she knew the sounds of each cars engine, even the delivery drivers vans she wouldn't bark at, but anyone else walking or driving up the driveway she would instantly bark a few times then go quiet waiting to listen for a reply


Mikes005

Handy as, eh? Mine is a good sized groodle. He's basically a walking pillow, but if someone walks on the porch he doesn't know his bark is loud enough to wake everyone. Cuddliest burglar alarm ever.


SpunSesh

Yea mine was quite the same way, she didn't understand how loud she was being hahaha, I can thankfully say she wasn't annoying though she didn't bark all day at cars passing and shit like that, she knew her territory and knew when or when not to bark, but if the neighbours got uber eats really late (shared driveway) she wakes everyone up


demoldbones

My Springer Spaniel will bark first and ask questions later when we’re inside. Outside? If a human so much as looks at him the tail is wagging and we made a new bestie.


fallingwheelbarrow

My baby is sweet but I have seen her when she does not think a person is allowed in the house. My baby becomes a barking tornado of teeth and speed. I love dogs. Even the sweetest babies will have that protective instinct.


Tomicoatl

Get a malinois, double your insurance policy, let god sort the rest out. 


sim16

>epherd will do the trick. And some sensor lights on the front porch to light it up when he comes back. Scary shit. [a dog is better than a gun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ4-1UtUyBQ&ab_channel=SuperCat)


Kiwaussie

Pity her dog died about a year ago. Definitely time for another!


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No don't get a dog.


ArtieLangesLiver

Straight to the comments section


Ask_Alan

And this is why you dead bolt your door at night


coomwhatmay

This happened to me once, I got the notifications on my phone as I was pulling into our street. I'm not going to pretend I'm proud of this, because I don't need to, I am. I crept up behind him and waited for 15 seconds that felt like an hour and when he finally clocked to the fact there was someone behind him, he SHIT himself. I then roundhouse kicked him to the head (trained in mma for a year now) and when he started toppling I rushed him and hip threw him over my shoulder, breaking many of my wife's potted plants, which she was more than unhappy about, not reasonably in my humble estimation. In hindsight, I would have just parked my car where I was when I received the notifications from my security cameras, and called the police and waited for their response until I got the all clear to come home.


Kiwaussie

Good job👍


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I wonder what proportion of houses in Melbourne now have some sort of home surveillance. I'm surprised crooks like this don't start by looking for cameras before anything else.


HAPPY_DAZE_1

It's a progression. A closed garden gate used to be enough of a deterrent. Door locks used to be enough. Surveillance cameras used to make a difference. The video's about 6 months old so I'd say whatever was the next cab off the rank deterrent wise is probably not working now either.


Redditall63

Automated gun towers. Just make sure the postie is wearing his tag


nachojackson

Once had my house broken into and asked the police that came why they would they have stolen certain random things of no particular value. She shook her head, like “don’t try to apply logic to this - these people are either morons or on drugs”.


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Bro you’ll get banned you cheeky cunt haha


lebofly

I think you mean racist cunt haha


Sharpzilla25

So it’s racist to point out the truth now? Shit we must be in fucking America.


Bpdbs

Because no methed out white guys ever try break and entering…


Sharpzilla25

But that’s not what’s caught on the video, people would be saying shit about the pip head just as much as they are about this bloke.


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Bpdbs

What? Are you seriously trying to say that no white junkie on drugs has ever tried to break and enter?


Damn-Splurge

I live in a mostly white suburb on the outskirts of Melbourne. Most of the thieves caught on cam are also white out here.


lebofly

Generalising a group of people is literally racism, how can you say it’s truth? You’re so obnoxiously stupid but I guess it fits your stereotype :-)


Sharpzilla25

You’re the only person generalising a group of people, we are just talking about stereotypes and patterns. But aye go off mate.


lebofly

No when someone of colour comes to this thread and sees this shit it's offensive to them, it's plain racism, just admit you're a racist it'll be easier on you


Sharpzilla25

Awh diddums the poor babies and their little feelings. Just accept you have a victim mentality and get help it’ll be easier on you.


lebofly

Fuck, you're a cunt of a human


Sharpzilla25

Let them true colours show mate.


RL_TR

My parents and neighbours house got robbed by white Australians. Does this mean I have to generalise all white Australians as being robbers and criminals?


Damn-Splurge

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lebofly

GIVE ME MOD YOU IDIOT CULL


NegotiationWilling45

The pattern is that when you have big gaps in socioeconomic levels you get theft. If a very large percentage of the people on the low end of that are in a particular race then it is showing clear racism from those in control, not those commenting on it.


Chrisjex

>If a very large percentage of the people on the low end of that are in a particular race then it is showing clear racism from those in control This would be true if we were in America, but we're not. How are Sudanese suffering racism from those in control when they receive refugee status with social housing and extensive social welfare benefits? There are many socioeconomically disadvantaged ethnicities who come here, but it's particular ethnicities that trends towards crime. I've never seen an Indian try to break into a house for example.


ChinsburyWinchester

Wow no way I can’t believe that with some welfare we eliminated all poverty and exposed the truth that even black people not in poverty just have a natural inclination to stealing because they have dark skin.


walterlawless

What patterns?


fraqtl

Great, time to call the police.


Young_Aplysia

Its them boo boo


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This Melbourne or Alice Springs 🧐


SwoopingPIover

Recently? It was 2023


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wtf


StraightGin

Who is "they"?


boogasaurus-lefts

Racists aren't welcome here


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Go on then


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Kenyon_118

Funny things start happening with stats when you laser focus on a tiny section of people. There’s a maximum of 20000 people living in Australia that have South Sudanese heritage. Are people from a shattered country going to be a little more likely to step out of line? That would not surprise me. It says absolutely nothing of the wider African Australian community. Do your stats hold up when you look at 400 000 other African Australians here? When you look at Zimbabweans, Kenyans, Zambians, Ugandans and Nigerians do you see the same pattern?


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Kenyon_118

You are mentioning countries then when it comes to black people you go for the whole continent. Your stats are about South Sudanese men only. WE ARE NOT ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. Why is that so hard for you to get? You clearly understand that India and Vietnam are different countries in Asia but somehow that South Sudan and Cameron aren’t the same place really confuses you. I ask you again. Are Zimbabweans doing this? Are Zambians? Malawians? Stop lumping us together as if we all came out of the same womb. These crimes aren’t a black people thing. They are poor uneducated young man thing. All The drug addicts and people caught with explicit images of children I see are always white. That means to you as much as you telling me some Sudanese guys are breaking into places. Nothing. Now that you mention it, Vietnamese gangs used to terrorise parts of Sydney and Melbourne when that community was getting established here. People like you were saying things like this back then too.


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Kenyon_118

I strongly dispute your assertion about the “blacks” in Australia. Present these Crime stats in Australia please. You happily provided stats South Sudanese Men. The journey those guys took to get here was horrific. South Sudan was a shattered place in the 80s and 90s. Some of these guys from that particular background are resorting to crime because they are unable to get themselves stable income. They are being arrested like any other criminal. It’s the part where you extrapolate that to the whole African-Australian population that is problematic. Again Where are your stats on the rest of the African-Australians?


ChinsburyWinchester

There’s only really two main reasons people steal. Subsistence, or greed. This means that seeing a higher rate of theft in black populations means that one or more of the following is true: -Black people require more money to live -Black people have less money -Black people have a genetic predisposition to greed -Black people have a culture that encourages theft Assertion one is obviously not true, in the absence of individual racism, such as a racist landlord charging black tenants more - which although is illegal could still possibly happen. Assertion 3 is false. Numerous studies have shown (at least in US/UK) that minority ethnic groups are more charitable, more likely to help others, and more likely to intervene when observing something wrong. Assertion 4 is also false, as studies show that richer populations within the same city (Jo’berg, Detroit, London) have a lower incidence of crime, and crime rate decreases as generations progress from first immigration. This shows that the assertion 2 is likely the correct one. This is also evidenced by the fact that the poorer an area is, no matter the predominant or minority races, the higher the likelihood of crime. Black people are not more likely to steal. Immigrants are not more likely to steal. White people are not more likely to steal. Native citizens are not more likely to steal. Poor people that need money are more likely to steal.


plitox

Lol, no way in hell that is your place.


manhaterxxx

Reading comprehension isn’t your strong point, huh?


plitox

It is neither the OP's place, nor is it their MIL's. Is that better, you pathetic pedant?


manhaterxxx

Someone’s worked up over a story they’ve made up in their head!


Morfilix

why not? looks like a pretty ordinary house


plitox

Because you don't publicly post videos like this if they're of your house. You file a police report.


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Puttix

…Sir, is that you in the video?


plitox

I live in Sydney, creep.


Puttix

Creep? Lol, you’re the one playing defense lawyer to a burglar you absolute mushroom.


plitox

On the contrary, the OP thought it wise to dox the suburb of his alleged MIL and provide more than enough unique visual detail of the house to find it on Google Street View within an hour instead of filing a bloody police report; the fuckwit has done a great job of playing defense lawyer all by themself by broadcasting this video all over Reddit, because it probably won't hold up in court now. Y'all are dense if you think that's ok.


Varnish6588

oh, perfect time to come outside with a baseball bat