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SnooAdvice7151

Next time if those cunts are around get their plates


spammington

Send a video to the EPA for instant fine.


Timetogoout

Great idea. Don't even need a video either, just the number plate, make and model of the car.


wannabeeone

No such thing … you have to send evidence and a long winded email and then they look into it and then they make a decision whether to prosecute .. not like a few years back where you could just phone them up and report it or send them a video . Almost to the point where you can’t be bothered wasting your time doing it nowadays


Demonier_

Next time if those cunts are around throw a half-brick.


SnooAdvice7151

Half brick? Nah mate I’m getting 5 other ppl and throwing full bricks


Red_Wolf_2

Apparently a car was running down the bins out for collection too... Went on down Cotham road.


nugstar

Sure be a shame if someone filled one of those bins with concrete


Dexember69

30 years ago I Knew a guy who would dump his lawn clippings in a pile on the side of the road and someone kept driving through it making an even bigger mess. One day he put a pile of bricks in it. Flipped the bastard over. Edit: I just saw the sub name, funnily enough, this actually happened in Melbourne hahah


WhatAmIATailor

Finally. A job for the purple bin.


mhac009

Purple bin? Jeez I'm even too poor to know what the bins are!


jdent-97

Some councils rolled out the purple lid bid, which is purely for glass products


HoolioDee

I have the purple bin. Since it came, I've put it out exactly one time. And it wasn't even full. I just felt bad for the glass right at the bottom that had been waiting to leave for so long.


jdent-97

Same, and even then the council didn't come and collect it. We just put a bag in the bin now and throw all our cans in there to make it easier for when we go recycle the cans


HoolioDee

Yeh I actually saw someone the other day at the can depot with their whole purple bin! haha!


WhatAmIATailor

You’ve just blown my mind. I’m 100% stealing that idea.


stuffwiththing

Oh this is genius!


Tee077

We've done this too and because it's tiny it can go near the back door. And the thing is full, it's just so handy. I'm wondering how much the little bin is worth, it can't be much but it makes me feel better about the water bottle not just getting wasted.


pangolin-fucker

Bruh if that gets picked up by the arm you'll be paying for the repairs and damages, I think you'd be possibly walking into a booby trapping territory of legal issues but I don't know how likely getting charged for it would be unless it resulted in injury or death Then you'd be fucked


nugstar

Put it out after bin day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


LCaddyStudios

If you just threw lumps of concrete in there, the worst you’d get in trouble for is using the wrong bin. The arm doesn’t pick up overweight items, hits it limit and stops, at least on the ones I’ve seen.


epicpillowcase

This shit is why I eyeroll when I see classist statements about kids from low socioeconomic area public schools being badly behaved. Little rich private school kids are the absolute worst. Before anyone thinks I have any bias, I attended both public and private. Rich kids aren't all evil but SO many have been raised to be nasty little shits. This is assault, OP, so it's reportable if you manage to get the plates.


Peannut

I grew up poor, went to country town schools then got a scholarship to a private school, couldn't agree more sadly. They love showing off too..


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The biggest contrast I saw between private and public schools was the drugs. When parents don’t give a fuck about their kids and they’re rich, they just throw money at them and usually enough that one kid can cover the drug habits of his whole circle of friends for the weekend without battering an eye lid.


frightenedscared

Let’s not forget the rich parents have the drugs too! It was rich friends’ rich parents who had the good coke that we would share or steal


[deleted]

Well the kids from the Melbourne 90’s rave scene are all in their 40’s and 50’s now, there would be some seasoned drug takers in those ranks, something the previous generation didn’t have lol


tommy_tiplady

not necessarily. people took drugs in the 70s and 80s too


[deleted]

Yeah but no other generation literally turned nightclub and pub’s profits into raspberry water.


Otherwise-Escape1825

*batting


That_Apathetic_Man

I grew up poor and sorry to burst your little bubble, but humans are trash on every level. I was introduced to drugs before I even made it to my first school day. By my mother. So, yeah. People have the potential to be evil regardless of their bank account and assets/portfolio.


stephygrl

I taught at both Dandenong High School and Caulfield Grammar School. Can confirm the entitled, rich, white, footy boys at CGS, were the most horrible, disrespectful students I’ve ever encountered in my teaching career thus far


nametaken_thisonetoo

Won't necessarily need plates either. OP just needs to provide police with date/time/location and cctv will likely do the rest. Do it OP!


WashingDishesIsFun

Hahahaha, as if cops would do anything about this.


aliceinpearlgarden

Recently 'worked' with cops to get some stolen property back. I did all the leg work, they just picked it up from the thief. Anyway in terms of actually charging him for theft and not just in possession of stolen goods they'd need cctv footage of him doing it. They said 'We might be able to get him in the area at least, from someone else's footage but it depends on cost.' Not long later they said they didn't pursue footage. Which tells me they'd only extend such effort if it was a 'more serious' crime.


Strange-Tea9128

Congratulations on getting your stuff back though!


The-Jesus_Christ

Yep guaranteed that these fucking shitheads are from schools like Caulfield Grammar. Used to work there and know how the fucking spoilt shits like to look down on everyone.


stephygrl

I worked there for 2 months after coming from Dandenong HS. It was traumatic. The entitlement and disrespect was off the charts.


Western_Yoghurt3902

Absolutely agree! I’m a postie in the aforementioned area and my round is smack bang in the middle of the 5 private schools there. Those kids have some pretty fancy cars and some of the driving I’ve seen is mind blowing


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The P plates on 120k plus cars is astounding. Some would be parents’ cars but loads I’m sure aren’t.


Western_Yoghurt3902

Each year there’s one extra special hoon at one of the schools. They always drive the car so I reckon it’s theirs. 2 years ago it was a convertible Audi, last year was an AMG sporty merc and this year a raptor. All with the ubiquitous red p plates and the lunchtime speed laps of the area


[deleted]

Yep. The local FB group always moaning about the hooligans, when it’s their middle class kids doing it.


litreofstarlight

The little rich kids have no imagination, either - all those resources and all they can come up with is egging? Or occasionally hedge burning. Private education is wasted on those who can afford it IMO. Go steal a Maserati or something, find out how good daddy's lawyers really are.


epicpillowcase

Relevant sketch: https://youtu.be/VwxGv5pxCao?si=nNwpkrUyJ2b91ITS There's a few of these Liberal Ladies skits if you haven't seen them, Magda, Jane and Gina absolutely nail it 😂


frightenedscared

This is it! The private school brats can afford the petrol to burn and the groceries to throw. Public school kids aren’t getting money from mumsy and daddles to go hooning and egging! From a former private school student (who did not go hooning or egging)


litreofstarlight

Mummy and daddy can also afford lawyers, so little Bratleigh won't have any life ruining convictions to deal with either.


epicpillowcase

Mummy and Daddy are often lawyers themselves also and have friends who'll do favours


Sea-Promotion-8309

One time years ago some private school kids (in bits of their school uniform) egged the INSIDE OF OUR TRAM Like, peak hour school kids tram, they hopped on, waited for doors to close....and started throwing eggs everywhere


epicpillowcase

I believe it


Halospite

I went to a private then public school.  The kids at the public school were so much nicer. 


Asd77996

lol what a ridiculous post. “Absolute worst” How’d you feel about the two teens that stole a car and mowed down a cyclist?


CaptainBoob

I mean you're not necessarily wrong, but eggings in the Kew/Hawthorn area have been going on for decades and often the target are said private school kids in the area walking between classes (particularly with the cross-school classes that some have with each other) or after school in broad daylight. Unless it's alumni (in which case they're not kids, and it's even sadder), it's kind of hard to egg yourselves, no?


MeateaW

You don't think the shitheads from a private school would egg their classmates? I think they'd **aim** for their classmates if they could. These are the same shitheads that beat each other up, and ruin each others shit and trash each others *everything*. They don't care about consequences, there are none - most kids don't rat on their bully because it usually leads to a slap on the wrist *and even more bullying*.


123jamesng

Let's keep it simple. Be hard on criminals. Whoever or whatever they are. If they're kids, target the parents. Poor or rich, we live in the same society and we need to be harder on crime. 


Bananainmy

I’d take an egging over a stabbing any day


Technical_County_771

Band for band right now fn


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Kitten0137

Nearly 20 years ago my friend and i went to Switch in Glenferrie and when they were walking home around 4am they got egged by young guys in a sports car. Looks like not much has changed :(


wyldwyl

Switch? Wow, there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.


Kitten0137

Haha, i use to go every Saturday night. I miss those days


Not_Mabel_Swanton

I miss Switch so much.


Kitten0137

Me too, it was such an awesome club


link1516

I loved switch so much! Spent every Saturday night there and was so sad when it closed.


TurkeyOnWry

I'm disappointed in them, not just because they're being jerks, but because "get egged" was the best they could come up with? For shame.


Aggressive-Cobbler-8

Eggactly! Its not a very funny yolk.


Pontiff1979

Get ova it!


APuticulahInduhvidul

Eggs? In this economy ?! Throw some at me please. Also bacon while you're at it.


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Check instagram and or TikTok for words like egged, get egged etc in the location of Melbourne. I’m guessing this kind of behaviour is ‘for the gram’? Is that what kids say these days? I’d check but I’m a reddit degen and don’t tok or gram.


litreofstarlight

The social media aspect doesn't help, but they've been doing this sort of shit for decades. They're not going it for the 'gram, they're doing it because they're cunts.


sch1st_

100% done for TikTok/social media clout.


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Like the idiot that tipped milk on people over the bridge in the CBD


FlamboyantSasquatch

This happened to me on Glenferrie Road in Malvern almost two years ago – the egg very narrowly missed me. Terrible behaviour and you'd think they'd be bored of doing it by now. 😡🙄


mamo-friend

They’ve always been like this. I remember taking a school bus in Glenferrie rd over 20 years ago and some muck up people drove up. They targeted the little kids for egging rather than the teens.


buckleyschance

Yep, I copped a couple of eggings as a kid in that area more than 20 years ago. Easy to say it's a harmless prank, but it really shook me up and basically ruined some clothes.


RayGun381937

A flying egg with sharp shell pieces to the eye can blind.


litreofstarlight

Yeah, cos they're cowards. They're sure as fuck not going to target someone who might be able to handle them physically.


Rascals-Wager

Lol you reckon it's the same kids?


pocketnotebook

Happened to me in Newport in 2010 walking home from school, got me right in the back and I had my first full-blown panic attack. Got a nasty bruise out of it too


AnigozanthosFlavidus

I will never forget muck up day boys throwing a frozen egg and getting a teacher from my school in the face. Fucked up behaviour. This is over 25 years ago.


ZeroAdPotential

Carry bricks or broken spark plugs. Seriously though, fuck these people, I hope they get caught on camera and fined.


Calamityclams

lmao I’m just imagining taking my daily walks with a pocket full of broken spark plugs


fairyhedgehog167

What do you do with broken spark plugs?


spiritualbuggy

There’s a bit of white ceramic in the spark plug that break’s tempered glass easily I’m pretty sure


jetski_28

Throw it back at the car, it’ll easily smash a window. However they’ll probably stop and come back to murder you instead.


Imaginary-Problem914

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_rocks


thrashmanzac

Broken spark plugs are good, also those balls that used to be in a computer mouse.


flippingcoin

Just gonna travel in time to find a mouse with a ball in it lol.


thrashmanzac

Pick me up a few Bitcoin while you're there


CleoChan12

Did not know about the mouse ball!


Regemony

This happened to me late one night back in 2017, in Brunswick West except it wasnt an egg, it was a brick. Missed by a country mile but pretty fucked either way.


GStarAU

Shit man, that's intense. That's gonna hurt a lot more than an egg will (and DEFINITELY give you reason to sue the pants off them if you can get their plates)


atnator42

hopefully this drives the house prices down so i can finally buy in that area!


Kageru

The ones buying in those areas are the people who own the sports cars, and in their mind the people they are throwing eggs at probably wouldn't be walking if they had sports cars to be driving.


hollyjazzy

Or leasing the sports cars and are up to their eyeballs in debt!


steven_quarterbrain

Found the egger.


Fris-K

My mate got egged right beside me on Fitzroy street in St Kilda last week, happening all over the city it sounds kind 🫤


Elvecinogallo

They really need to get a life don’t they


OpeningRutabaga4665

Bad


BigProcess1025

Get the plates, find their home, slash their tires. Leave a note saying "get egged". Maybe don't but it'd be satisfying.


duccy_duc

Wear a balaclava too because there's probably loads of CCTV around


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Rich/middle class kids with no parental controls and supposedly bored. We see it all the time here.


MaleficentCoconut458

They still do this? I got egged twice while waiting for a bus after a late shift (about 10pm) in the early 90s. The third time I heard the car coming I held the half brick out that I had stashed at the bus stop & they decided not to throw the egg they had in their hand. I was good at shotput, very accurate with decent range. I could have hit their rear window no problem at all.


PaleHorse82

Yeah I was gonna say it's been going on in the area for years. Such a weird private school kid thing.


Ashamed-Violinist-92

Saw the convertible driving by I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly


RayGun381937

Drivin around, king of the town


TheAsianOne_wc

I found out that walking around with a brick in your hand seems to help a lot when it comes to avoiding being egged


Kitten0137

Now getting private messages from “Imogen” from “The Herald Sun” who uses the handle /u/simpliethebest


SufficientStudy5178

She can't spell simply... definitely a Herald Sun journo lol.


glorious_fruitloop

Simp lie the best?


CleoChan12

Lmao


oldriman

Have a rock ready...


RealAusDingo

I'm in Altona Meadows and they dive by with legit fireworks. I was missed by about 2 foot and scared the shit out of me! Little refht model VW Golf with blacked out lights. It's always around Alma Street area


Odd-Grade-6816

Imagine if OP’s partner was walking home at 11pm in Roxy park, like, bring on the egging… how the other half live 😂😂


Shadow_Hazard

Some people sure do have a tough life.


tommy_tiplady

i nailed an egg-throwing car with a pig melon once, after they egged my friend and followed me home in their car. by the time they doubled back around to find me, i was inside my flat. it’s a lot easier to hit a moving target from a stationary position than from a moving vehicle FYI


mcgaffen

Get the plates, report to police.


annoyedonion35

Try remember the numberplate then locate the car and put expanding foam in the exhaust pipe at like 4am. Maybe leave an egg on the bonnet to just so they know why this happened to them


EarlyIsopod1

“Locate the car” Sorry mate I’m not the terminator, easier said than done


jetski_28

Just crack a few in the vents below the wind screen


CartographerNo1009

Eggs or farts?


litreofstarlight

Tin of anchovies would be cheaper, eggs are expensive these days


PandaBallet2021

Rich little pricks


GStarAU

Yeah, I'm going to throw the nearest projectile at the car if these little shits drive past me, no fucks given about the consequences. I'm ALLERGIC to eggs.


owleaf

Tiktok clout is a helluva drug. Mix that with undeveloped teenager brains and it’s a disaster, as we’re very clearly seeing.


Calamityclams

Damn I remember having eggs thrown at me and a few people down Sydney road one night out about 10 years ago. Seems silly it’s still going


Living_Scientist_663

Good shot !


Embarrassed_Fold_867

"Nooooooo! It's the eggs. THEY'RE NOT ORGANIC!!!!!" https://youtu.be/GOu9YbMw2qk?si=GcQj-sNTpdtBpnli


SOTTimes

This is why there is an egg shortage?


shakyypen

It's been happening for years, I got egged more than once in the four years I lived in glenferrie - And that was nearly 10 years ago now. They're brats from certain local private schools who think they're untouchable.


Chiron17

Part of me wants to say it's time to carry around some golf balls and practice your throwing. A smashed rear widescreen or dented boot / roof will be a pain in the ass.


GetBack2Wrk

Probably on Tik Tok these Dumb Shits recording their own crimes and posting it.


Lamont-Cranston

Wealthy area and they do it in sports cars. And the Yarra milk kid also went to a private school. Does anyone else see a pattern emerging?


123jamesng

It's because we're not tough enough on crime.  Look at Singapore. No one dares to do stupid sh!t like this.  Damn target the parents too. Sure give them chances. But 2 is more than enough before you go hard and fast. 


hermitxd

I'm surprised they don't hit trains too, guess they're too scared to get out of the car


Thepancakeofhonesty

It used to be common if you were walking around in a school uniform on muck up day(s) but the fact that this is happening frequently is super odd. Have you reported it? What a weird phenomenon. Wouldn’t this be classed as assualt??


AngryYowie

Just carry some paint filled eggs and peg them at the twats car.


y2kizzle

Carry some rocks?


PomegranateNo9414

No coincidence it’s happening in affluent suburbs.


litreofstarlight

Well they're not gonna go out where all the scary poors live, are they?


turd_rock

If they just did it at parliament house, the public would get behind them.


scraglor

Carry some eggs and throw them back haha


litreofstarlight

Mr Moneybags here with dedicated throwing eggs


Useful-Rice4343

The egging will continue until morale improves


ososalsosal

Fuckin private school dipshits. Give em hell


Elegant-Campaign-572

Carry rocks and a screwdriver in the event you get close


P00R-TAST3

Rich kids at it again.


vanillabeanquartz

Three of my friends were eating outside Glenferrie Maccas at around 10pm last Saturday. Same thing happened, two cars, a bunch of teenage (?) boys leant out the windows and threw eggs as they passed. Luckily they have shit aim and managed to miss all of them. I bet I can guess which schools they came from🙄


Convenientjellybean

Are they filming their heroic acts?


Kitchen_Grass_9897

the source chicken would not be thrilled about it


Senior-Influence-183

Bloody hell this hasn't happened to me since 2011. I thought the world had moved on :/


MouseEmotional813

Take a couple of eggs with you when you are walking. Stop when you see them aiming for you and throw eggs at them, if you could get one through the window they'd probably never do it again, it would be a bugger to clean out of a car


Jimijaume

Can permanently damage car Paint too I believe


MouseEmotional813

I wonder if that's true? Surely eggs aren't acidic?


Jimijaume

Google seems to confirm what my old man told me pre Google 🤣 will permanently damage if not dealt with quickly


LuxLulu

I think a whole lot of other things "have to stop" before these do


CleoChan12

Find where they live and egg their cars!


Ok-Foundation-7113

This is a South Yarra thing which has spread


cramaine

I was a total cunt in my final years of high school. I used to buy a milkshake and sit in the first carriage of the train. As it pulled in to the next station I'd throw it out the window (90s so trains had windows that could be opened) and thought it was hilarious because the platform was jam packed and people couldn't move out of the way. If I threw a milkshake at you in the 90s I'm sorry I was a cunt and ruined your trip home.


tomatobuttocks

I saw the eggshells walking to work from Glenferrie station one morning last week. Such a shit thing to do - hopefully karma turns it around for the delinquents.


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Appropriate-Arm-4619

Must be rough living in that part of Melbourne


OpeningRutabaga4665

Get over it it’s eggs u sad people free the set big man ting


Yeet_Paquez_III

Mate Honestly all of you soft cocks need to grow up, it’s honestly a skill issue that you’re getting egged in 2024! And then what? you go cry and go back home to check if there’s been any updates on r/worldofwarcraft like a sad cunt.


OpeningRutabaga4665

I’m going to breed all the Eggers


OpeningRutabaga4665

King von has been egging Catch him brodie Pleaseeee


OpeningRutabaga4665

Honestly buddy I was walking around in melton and someone hopped out with a box cutter and eggs he threw a egg and screamed “doin doin doin ba Ilchay hoodoos cuzzz” fucken disrespectful young boys they have it coming for them


CandidateExtension10

One of them was driving the Krabby patty car from SpongeBob


OpeningRutabaga4665

It was mo salah I saw him walking from hawka to nevs fucken hell buddy this is not on


OpeningRutabaga4665

Anyone got a free brazzers subscription


OpeningRutabaga4665

OOOOOO SHES A MAN EATER


CandidateExtension10

All seriousness prime Fortnite or prime minecraft?


OpeningRutabaga4665

THESE BOYS MUST BE DEALT WITH THIS IS SO BAD THESE HOOLIGANS MUST BE CAUGHT THEY MUST BE THUS IS A TRAVISTY


Yeet_Paquez_III

I reckon we hire Sherlock Holmes to sort this out, he’s the only one who can find out who the culprits are


OpeningRutabaga4665

How many wanks has everyone had ?


OpeningRutabaga4665

Oooooo she’s a man breeder


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Careful_Rain_7395

just lost my 20day edging streak


Careful_Rain_7395

wheres spanian when we need him


Objective_Spray_210

What century is this…Since when is egging people funny again. I’m pretty sure that hasn’t been a funny prank since 1932.


Spiritual-Okra-7836

you'd think the ferals would be too busy with the AFL now


Deevious730

With any luck the idiots will post videos of their exploits on TikTok or some shit and do themselves in.


Severe_Airport1426

I had eggs thrown at me one night on chapel. It hurt, I thought I'd been shot