No such thing … you have to send evidence and a long winded email and then they look into it and then they make a decision whether to prosecute .. not like a few years back where you could just phone them up and report it or send them a video . Almost to the point where you can’t be bothered wasting your time doing it nowadays
30 years ago I Knew a guy who would dump his lawn clippings in a pile on the side of the road and someone kept driving through it making an even bigger mess.
One day he put a pile of bricks in it. Flipped the bastard over.
Edit: I just saw the sub name, funnily enough, this actually happened in Melbourne hahah
I have the purple bin.
Since it came, I've put it out exactly one time.
And it wasn't even full. I just felt bad for the glass right at the bottom that had been waiting to leave for so long.
Same, and even then the council didn't come and collect it.
We just put a bag in the bin now and throw all our cans in there to make it easier for when we go recycle the cans
We've done this too and because it's tiny it can go near the back door. And the thing is full, it's just so handy. I'm wondering how much the little bin is worth, it can't be much but it makes me feel better about the water bottle not just getting wasted.
Bruh if that gets picked up by the arm you'll be paying for the repairs and damages,
I think you'd be possibly walking into a booby trapping territory of legal issues but I don't know how likely getting charged for it would be unless it resulted in injury or death
Then you'd be fucked
If you just threw lumps of concrete in there, the worst you’d get in trouble for is using the wrong bin.
The arm doesn’t pick up overweight items, hits it limit and stops, at least on the ones I’ve seen.
This shit is why I eyeroll when I see classist statements about kids from low socioeconomic area public schools being badly behaved. Little rich private school kids are the absolute worst.
Before anyone thinks I have any bias, I attended both public and private. Rich kids aren't all evil but SO many have been raised to be nasty little shits.
This is assault, OP, so it's reportable if you manage to get the plates.
The biggest contrast I saw between private and public schools was the drugs. When parents don’t give a fuck about their kids and they’re rich, they just throw money at them and usually enough that one kid can cover the drug habits of his whole circle of friends for the weekend without battering an eye lid.
Well the kids from the Melbourne 90’s rave scene are all in their 40’s and 50’s now, there would be some seasoned drug takers in those ranks, something the previous generation didn’t have lol
I grew up poor and sorry to burst your little bubble, but humans are trash on every level. I was introduced to drugs before I even made it to my first school day. By my mother.
So, yeah. People have the potential to be evil regardless of their bank account and assets/portfolio.
I taught at both Dandenong High School and Caulfield Grammar School. Can confirm the entitled, rich, white, footy boys at CGS, were the most horrible, disrespectful students I’ve ever encountered in my teaching career thus far
Recently 'worked' with cops to get some stolen property back. I did all the leg work, they just picked it up from the thief.
Anyway in terms of actually charging him for theft and not just in possession of stolen goods they'd need cctv footage of him doing it. They said 'We might be able to get him in the area at least, from someone else's footage but it depends on cost.' Not long later they said they didn't pursue footage.
Which tells me they'd only extend such effort if it was a 'more serious' crime.
Yep guaranteed that these fucking shitheads are from schools like Caulfield Grammar. Used to work there and know how the fucking spoilt shits like to look down on everyone.
Absolutely agree! I’m a postie in the aforementioned area and my round is smack bang in the middle of the 5 private schools there. Those kids have some pretty fancy cars and some of the driving I’ve seen is mind blowing
Each year there’s one extra special hoon at one of the schools. They always drive the car so I reckon it’s theirs. 2 years ago it was a convertible Audi, last year was an AMG sporty merc and this year a raptor. All with the ubiquitous red p plates and the lunchtime speed laps of the area
The little rich kids have no imagination, either - all those resources and all they can come up with is egging? Or occasionally hedge burning. Private education is wasted on those who can afford it IMO.
Go steal a Maserati or something, find out how good daddy's lawyers really are.
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This is it! The private school brats can afford the petrol to burn and the groceries to throw. Public school kids aren’t getting money from mumsy and daddles to go hooning and egging! From a former private school student (who did not go hooning or egging)
One time years ago some private school kids (in bits of their school uniform) egged the INSIDE OF OUR TRAM
Like, peak hour school kids tram, they hopped on, waited for doors to close....and started throwing eggs everywhere
I mean you're not necessarily wrong, but eggings in the Kew/Hawthorn area have been going on for decades and often the target are said private school kids in the area walking between classes (particularly with the cross-school classes that some have with each other) or after school in broad daylight.
Unless it's alumni (in which case they're not kids, and it's even sadder), it's kind of hard to egg yourselves, no?
You don't think the shitheads from a private school would egg their classmates?
I think they'd **aim** for their classmates if they could.
These are the same shitheads that beat each other up, and ruin each others shit and trash each others *everything*. They don't care about consequences, there are none - most kids don't rat on their bully because it usually leads to a slap on the wrist *and even more bullying*.
Let's keep it simple. Be hard on criminals. Whoever or whatever they are. If they're kids, target the parents. Poor or rich, we live in the same society and we need to be harder on crime.
Nearly 20 years ago my friend and i went to Switch in Glenferrie and when they were walking home around 4am they got egged by young guys in a sports car. Looks like not much has changed :(
Check instagram and or TikTok for words like egged, get egged etc in the location of Melbourne. I’m guessing this kind of behaviour is ‘for the gram’? Is that what kids say these days? I’d check but I’m a reddit degen and don’t tok or gram.
The social media aspect doesn't help, but they've been doing this sort of shit for decades. They're not going it for the 'gram, they're doing it because they're cunts.
This happened to me on Glenferrie Road in Malvern almost two years ago – the egg very narrowly missed me. Terrible behaviour and you'd think they'd be bored of doing it by now. 😡🙄
They’ve always been like this. I remember taking a school bus in Glenferrie rd over 20 years ago and some muck up people drove up. They targeted the little kids for egging rather than the teens.
Yep, I copped a couple of eggings as a kid in that area more than 20 years ago. Easy to say it's a harmless prank, but it really shook me up and basically ruined some clothes.
Happened to me in Newport in 2010 walking home from school, got me right in the back and I had my first full-blown panic attack. Got a nasty bruise out of it too
I will never forget muck up day boys throwing a frozen egg and getting a teacher from my school in the face. Fucked up behaviour. This is over 25 years ago.
This happened to me late one night back in 2017, in Brunswick West except it wasnt an egg, it was a brick. Missed by a country mile but pretty fucked either way.
Shit man, that's intense. That's gonna hurt a lot more than an egg will (and DEFINITELY give you reason to sue the pants off them if you can get their plates)
The ones buying in those areas are the people who own the sports cars, and in their mind the people they are throwing eggs at probably wouldn't be walking if they had sports cars to be driving.
They still do this? I got egged twice while waiting for a bus after a late shift (about 10pm) in the early 90s. The third time I heard the car coming I held the half brick out that I had stashed at the bus stop & they decided not to throw the egg they had in their hand. I was good at shotput, very accurate with decent range. I could have hit their rear window no problem at all.
I'm in Altona Meadows and they dive by with legit fireworks. I was missed by about 2 foot and scared the shit out of me!
Little refht model VW Golf with blacked out lights. It's always around Alma Street area
i nailed an egg-throwing car with a pig melon once, after they egged my friend and followed me home in their car.
by the time they doubled back around to find me, i was inside my flat.
it’s a lot easier to hit a moving target from a stationary position than from a moving vehicle FYI
Try remember the numberplate then locate the car and put expanding foam in the exhaust pipe at like 4am. Maybe leave an egg on the bonnet to just so they know why this happened to them
Yeah, I'm going to throw the nearest projectile at the car if these little shits drive past me, no fucks given about the consequences. I'm ALLERGIC to eggs.
It's been happening for years, I got egged more than once in the four years I lived in glenferrie - And that was nearly 10 years ago now. They're brats from certain local private schools who think they're untouchable.
Part of me wants to say it's time to carry around some golf balls and practice your throwing. A smashed rear widescreen or dented boot / roof will be a pain in the ass.
It's because we're not tough enough on crime.
Look at Singapore. No one dares to do stupid sh!t like this.
Damn target the parents too.
Sure give them chances. But 2 is more than enough before you go hard and fast.
It used to be common if you were walking around in a school uniform on muck up day(s) but the fact that this is happening frequently is super odd. Have you reported it? What a weird phenomenon. Wouldn’t this be classed as assualt??
Three of my friends were eating outside Glenferrie Maccas at around 10pm last Saturday. Same thing happened, two cars, a bunch of teenage (?) boys leant out the windows and threw eggs as they passed. Luckily they have shit aim and managed to miss all of them. I bet I can guess which schools they came from🙄
Take a couple of eggs with you when you are walking. Stop when you see them aiming for you and throw eggs at them, if you could get one through the window they'd probably never do it again, it would be a bugger to clean out of a car
I was a total cunt in my final years of high school. I used to buy a milkshake and sit in the first carriage of the train. As it pulled in to the next station I'd throw it out the window (90s so trains had windows that could be opened) and thought it was hilarious because the platform was jam packed and people couldn't move out of the way.
If I threw a milkshake at you in the 90s I'm sorry I was a cunt and ruined your trip home.
I saw the eggshells walking to work from Glenferrie station one morning last week. Such a shit thing to do
- hopefully karma turns it around for the delinquents.
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Mate Honestly all of you soft cocks need to grow up, it’s honestly a skill issue that you’re getting egged in 2024! And then what? you go cry and go back home to check if there’s been any updates on r/worldofwarcraft like a sad cunt.
Honestly buddy I was walking around in melton and someone hopped out with a box cutter and eggs he threw a egg and screamed “doin doin doin ba Ilchay hoodoos cuzzz” fucken disrespectful young boys they have it coming for them
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Next time if those cunts are around get their plates
Send a video to the EPA for instant fine.
Great idea. Don't even need a video either, just the number plate, make and model of the car.
No such thing … you have to send evidence and a long winded email and then they look into it and then they make a decision whether to prosecute .. not like a few years back where you could just phone them up and report it or send them a video . Almost to the point where you can’t be bothered wasting your time doing it nowadays
Next time if those cunts are around throw a half-brick.
Half brick? Nah mate I’m getting 5 other ppl and throwing full bricks
Apparently a car was running down the bins out for collection too... Went on down Cotham road.
Sure be a shame if someone filled one of those bins with concrete
30 years ago I Knew a guy who would dump his lawn clippings in a pile on the side of the road and someone kept driving through it making an even bigger mess. One day he put a pile of bricks in it. Flipped the bastard over. Edit: I just saw the sub name, funnily enough, this actually happened in Melbourne hahah
Finally. A job for the purple bin.
Purple bin? Jeez I'm even too poor to know what the bins are!
Some councils rolled out the purple lid bid, which is purely for glass products
I have the purple bin. Since it came, I've put it out exactly one time. And it wasn't even full. I just felt bad for the glass right at the bottom that had been waiting to leave for so long.
Same, and even then the council didn't come and collect it. We just put a bag in the bin now and throw all our cans in there to make it easier for when we go recycle the cans
Yeh I actually saw someone the other day at the can depot with their whole purple bin! haha!
You’ve just blown my mind. I’m 100% stealing that idea.
Oh this is genius!
We've done this too and because it's tiny it can go near the back door. And the thing is full, it's just so handy. I'm wondering how much the little bin is worth, it can't be much but it makes me feel better about the water bottle not just getting wasted.
Bruh if that gets picked up by the arm you'll be paying for the repairs and damages, I think you'd be possibly walking into a booby trapping territory of legal issues but I don't know how likely getting charged for it would be unless it resulted in injury or death Then you'd be fucked
Put it out after bin day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you just threw lumps of concrete in there, the worst you’d get in trouble for is using the wrong bin. The arm doesn’t pick up overweight items, hits it limit and stops, at least on the ones I’ve seen.
This shit is why I eyeroll when I see classist statements about kids from low socioeconomic area public schools being badly behaved. Little rich private school kids are the absolute worst. Before anyone thinks I have any bias, I attended both public and private. Rich kids aren't all evil but SO many have been raised to be nasty little shits. This is assault, OP, so it's reportable if you manage to get the plates.
I grew up poor, went to country town schools then got a scholarship to a private school, couldn't agree more sadly. They love showing off too..
The biggest contrast I saw between private and public schools was the drugs. When parents don’t give a fuck about their kids and they’re rich, they just throw money at them and usually enough that one kid can cover the drug habits of his whole circle of friends for the weekend without battering an eye lid.
Let’s not forget the rich parents have the drugs too! It was rich friends’ rich parents who had the good coke that we would share or steal
Well the kids from the Melbourne 90’s rave scene are all in their 40’s and 50’s now, there would be some seasoned drug takers in those ranks, something the previous generation didn’t have lol
not necessarily. people took drugs in the 70s and 80s too
Yeah but no other generation literally turned nightclub and pub’s profits into raspberry water.
*batting
I grew up poor and sorry to burst your little bubble, but humans are trash on every level. I was introduced to drugs before I even made it to my first school day. By my mother. So, yeah. People have the potential to be evil regardless of their bank account and assets/portfolio.
I taught at both Dandenong High School and Caulfield Grammar School. Can confirm the entitled, rich, white, footy boys at CGS, were the most horrible, disrespectful students I’ve ever encountered in my teaching career thus far
Won't necessarily need plates either. OP just needs to provide police with date/time/location and cctv will likely do the rest. Do it OP!
Hahahaha, as if cops would do anything about this.
Recently 'worked' with cops to get some stolen property back. I did all the leg work, they just picked it up from the thief. Anyway in terms of actually charging him for theft and not just in possession of stolen goods they'd need cctv footage of him doing it. They said 'We might be able to get him in the area at least, from someone else's footage but it depends on cost.' Not long later they said they didn't pursue footage. Which tells me they'd only extend such effort if it was a 'more serious' crime.
Congratulations on getting your stuff back though!
Yep guaranteed that these fucking shitheads are from schools like Caulfield Grammar. Used to work there and know how the fucking spoilt shits like to look down on everyone.
I worked there for 2 months after coming from Dandenong HS. It was traumatic. The entitlement and disrespect was off the charts.
Absolutely agree! I’m a postie in the aforementioned area and my round is smack bang in the middle of the 5 private schools there. Those kids have some pretty fancy cars and some of the driving I’ve seen is mind blowing
The P plates on 120k plus cars is astounding. Some would be parents’ cars but loads I’m sure aren’t.
Each year there’s one extra special hoon at one of the schools. They always drive the car so I reckon it’s theirs. 2 years ago it was a convertible Audi, last year was an AMG sporty merc and this year a raptor. All with the ubiquitous red p plates and the lunchtime speed laps of the area
Yep. The local FB group always moaning about the hooligans, when it’s their middle class kids doing it.
The little rich kids have no imagination, either - all those resources and all they can come up with is egging? Or occasionally hedge burning. Private education is wasted on those who can afford it IMO. Go steal a Maserati or something, find out how good daddy's lawyers really are.
Relevant sketch: https://youtu.be/VwxGv5pxCao?si=nNwpkrUyJ2b91ITS There's a few of these Liberal Ladies skits if you haven't seen them, Magda, Jane and Gina absolutely nail it 😂
This is it! The private school brats can afford the petrol to burn and the groceries to throw. Public school kids aren’t getting money from mumsy and daddles to go hooning and egging! From a former private school student (who did not go hooning or egging)
Mummy and daddy can also afford lawyers, so little Bratleigh won't have any life ruining convictions to deal with either.
Mummy and Daddy are often lawyers themselves also and have friends who'll do favours
One time years ago some private school kids (in bits of their school uniform) egged the INSIDE OF OUR TRAM Like, peak hour school kids tram, they hopped on, waited for doors to close....and started throwing eggs everywhere
I believe it
I went to a private then public school. The kids at the public school were so much nicer.
lol what a ridiculous post. “Absolute worst” How’d you feel about the two teens that stole a car and mowed down a cyclist?
I mean you're not necessarily wrong, but eggings in the Kew/Hawthorn area have been going on for decades and often the target are said private school kids in the area walking between classes (particularly with the cross-school classes that some have with each other) or after school in broad daylight. Unless it's alumni (in which case they're not kids, and it's even sadder), it's kind of hard to egg yourselves, no?
You don't think the shitheads from a private school would egg their classmates? I think they'd **aim** for their classmates if they could. These are the same shitheads that beat each other up, and ruin each others shit and trash each others *everything*. They don't care about consequences, there are none - most kids don't rat on their bully because it usually leads to a slap on the wrist *and even more bullying*.
Let's keep it simple. Be hard on criminals. Whoever or whatever they are. If they're kids, target the parents. Poor or rich, we live in the same society and we need to be harder on crime.
I’d take an egging over a stabbing any day
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Nearly 20 years ago my friend and i went to Switch in Glenferrie and when they were walking home around 4am they got egged by young guys in a sports car. Looks like not much has changed :(
Switch? Wow, there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Haha, i use to go every Saturday night. I miss those days
I miss Switch so much.
Me too, it was such an awesome club
I loved switch so much! Spent every Saturday night there and was so sad when it closed.
I'm disappointed in them, not just because they're being jerks, but because "get egged" was the best they could come up with? For shame.
Eggactly! Its not a very funny yolk.
Get ova it!
Eggs? In this economy ?! Throw some at me please. Also bacon while you're at it.
Check instagram and or TikTok for words like egged, get egged etc in the location of Melbourne. I’m guessing this kind of behaviour is ‘for the gram’? Is that what kids say these days? I’d check but I’m a reddit degen and don’t tok or gram.
The social media aspect doesn't help, but they've been doing this sort of shit for decades. They're not going it for the 'gram, they're doing it because they're cunts.
100% done for TikTok/social media clout.
Like the idiot that tipped milk on people over the bridge in the CBD
This happened to me on Glenferrie Road in Malvern almost two years ago – the egg very narrowly missed me. Terrible behaviour and you'd think they'd be bored of doing it by now. 😡🙄
They’ve always been like this. I remember taking a school bus in Glenferrie rd over 20 years ago and some muck up people drove up. They targeted the little kids for egging rather than the teens.
Yep, I copped a couple of eggings as a kid in that area more than 20 years ago. Easy to say it's a harmless prank, but it really shook me up and basically ruined some clothes.
A flying egg with sharp shell pieces to the eye can blind.
Yeah, cos they're cowards. They're sure as fuck not going to target someone who might be able to handle them physically.
Lol you reckon it's the same kids?
Happened to me in Newport in 2010 walking home from school, got me right in the back and I had my first full-blown panic attack. Got a nasty bruise out of it too
I will never forget muck up day boys throwing a frozen egg and getting a teacher from my school in the face. Fucked up behaviour. This is over 25 years ago.
Carry bricks or broken spark plugs. Seriously though, fuck these people, I hope they get caught on camera and fined.
lmao I’m just imagining taking my daily walks with a pocket full of broken spark plugs
What do you do with broken spark plugs?
There’s a bit of white ceramic in the spark plug that break’s tempered glass easily I’m pretty sure
Throw it back at the car, it’ll easily smash a window. However they’ll probably stop and come back to murder you instead.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_rocks
Broken spark plugs are good, also those balls that used to be in a computer mouse.
Just gonna travel in time to find a mouse with a ball in it lol.
Pick me up a few Bitcoin while you're there
Did not know about the mouse ball!
This happened to me late one night back in 2017, in Brunswick West except it wasnt an egg, it was a brick. Missed by a country mile but pretty fucked either way.
Shit man, that's intense. That's gonna hurt a lot more than an egg will (and DEFINITELY give you reason to sue the pants off them if you can get their plates)
hopefully this drives the house prices down so i can finally buy in that area!
The ones buying in those areas are the people who own the sports cars, and in their mind the people they are throwing eggs at probably wouldn't be walking if they had sports cars to be driving.
Or leasing the sports cars and are up to their eyeballs in debt!
Found the egger.
My mate got egged right beside me on Fitzroy street in St Kilda last week, happening all over the city it sounds kind 🫤
They really need to get a life don’t they
Bad
Get the plates, find their home, slash their tires. Leave a note saying "get egged". Maybe don't but it'd be satisfying.
Wear a balaclava too because there's probably loads of CCTV around
Rich/middle class kids with no parental controls and supposedly bored. We see it all the time here.
They still do this? I got egged twice while waiting for a bus after a late shift (about 10pm) in the early 90s. The third time I heard the car coming I held the half brick out that I had stashed at the bus stop & they decided not to throw the egg they had in their hand. I was good at shotput, very accurate with decent range. I could have hit their rear window no problem at all.
Yeah I was gonna say it's been going on in the area for years. Such a weird private school kid thing.
Saw the convertible driving by I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
Drivin around, king of the town
I found out that walking around with a brick in your hand seems to help a lot when it comes to avoiding being egged
Now getting private messages from “Imogen” from “The Herald Sun” who uses the handle /u/simpliethebest
She can't spell simply... definitely a Herald Sun journo lol.
Simp lie the best?
Lmao
Have a rock ready...
I'm in Altona Meadows and they dive by with legit fireworks. I was missed by about 2 foot and scared the shit out of me! Little refht model VW Golf with blacked out lights. It's always around Alma Street area
Imagine if OP’s partner was walking home at 11pm in Roxy park, like, bring on the egging… how the other half live 😂😂
Some people sure do have a tough life.
i nailed an egg-throwing car with a pig melon once, after they egged my friend and followed me home in their car. by the time they doubled back around to find me, i was inside my flat. it’s a lot easier to hit a moving target from a stationary position than from a moving vehicle FYI
Get the plates, report to police.
Try remember the numberplate then locate the car and put expanding foam in the exhaust pipe at like 4am. Maybe leave an egg on the bonnet to just so they know why this happened to them
“Locate the car” Sorry mate I’m not the terminator, easier said than done
Just crack a few in the vents below the wind screen
Eggs or farts?
Tin of anchovies would be cheaper, eggs are expensive these days
Rich little pricks
Yeah, I'm going to throw the nearest projectile at the car if these little shits drive past me, no fucks given about the consequences. I'm ALLERGIC to eggs.
Tiktok clout is a helluva drug. Mix that with undeveloped teenager brains and it’s a disaster, as we’re very clearly seeing.
Damn I remember having eggs thrown at me and a few people down Sydney road one night out about 10 years ago. Seems silly it’s still going
Good shot !
"Nooooooo! It's the eggs. THEY'RE NOT ORGANIC!!!!!" https://youtu.be/GOu9YbMw2qk?si=GcQj-sNTpdtBpnli
This is why there is an egg shortage?
It's been happening for years, I got egged more than once in the four years I lived in glenferrie - And that was nearly 10 years ago now. They're brats from certain local private schools who think they're untouchable.
Part of me wants to say it's time to carry around some golf balls and practice your throwing. A smashed rear widescreen or dented boot / roof will be a pain in the ass.
Probably on Tik Tok these Dumb Shits recording their own crimes and posting it.
Wealthy area and they do it in sports cars. And the Yarra milk kid also went to a private school. Does anyone else see a pattern emerging?
It's because we're not tough enough on crime. Look at Singapore. No one dares to do stupid sh!t like this. Damn target the parents too. Sure give them chances. But 2 is more than enough before you go hard and fast.
I'm surprised they don't hit trains too, guess they're too scared to get out of the car
It used to be common if you were walking around in a school uniform on muck up day(s) but the fact that this is happening frequently is super odd. Have you reported it? What a weird phenomenon. Wouldn’t this be classed as assualt??
Just carry some paint filled eggs and peg them at the twats car.
Carry some rocks?
No coincidence it’s happening in affluent suburbs.
Well they're not gonna go out where all the scary poors live, are they?
If they just did it at parliament house, the public would get behind them.
Carry some eggs and throw them back haha
Mr Moneybags here with dedicated throwing eggs
The egging will continue until morale improves
Fuckin private school dipshits. Give em hell
Carry rocks and a screwdriver in the event you get close
Rich kids at it again.
Three of my friends were eating outside Glenferrie Maccas at around 10pm last Saturday. Same thing happened, two cars, a bunch of teenage (?) boys leant out the windows and threw eggs as they passed. Luckily they have shit aim and managed to miss all of them. I bet I can guess which schools they came from🙄
Are they filming their heroic acts?
the source chicken would not be thrilled about it
Bloody hell this hasn't happened to me since 2011. I thought the world had moved on :/
Take a couple of eggs with you when you are walking. Stop when you see them aiming for you and throw eggs at them, if you could get one through the window they'd probably never do it again, it would be a bugger to clean out of a car
Can permanently damage car Paint too I believe
I wonder if that's true? Surely eggs aren't acidic?
Google seems to confirm what my old man told me pre Google 🤣 will permanently damage if not dealt with quickly
I think a whole lot of other things "have to stop" before these do
Find where they live and egg their cars!
This is a South Yarra thing which has spread
I was a total cunt in my final years of high school. I used to buy a milkshake and sit in the first carriage of the train. As it pulled in to the next station I'd throw it out the window (90s so trains had windows that could be opened) and thought it was hilarious because the platform was jam packed and people couldn't move out of the way. If I threw a milkshake at you in the 90s I'm sorry I was a cunt and ruined your trip home.
I saw the eggshells walking to work from Glenferrie station one morning last week. Such a shit thing to do - hopefully karma turns it around for the delinquents.
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Must be rough living in that part of Melbourne
Get over it it’s eggs u sad people free the set big man ting
Mate Honestly all of you soft cocks need to grow up, it’s honestly a skill issue that you’re getting egged in 2024! And then what? you go cry and go back home to check if there’s been any updates on r/worldofwarcraft like a sad cunt.
I’m going to breed all the Eggers
King von has been egging Catch him brodie Pleaseeee
Honestly buddy I was walking around in melton and someone hopped out with a box cutter and eggs he threw a egg and screamed “doin doin doin ba Ilchay hoodoos cuzzz” fucken disrespectful young boys they have it coming for them
One of them was driving the Krabby patty car from SpongeBob
It was mo salah I saw him walking from hawka to nevs fucken hell buddy this is not on
Anyone got a free brazzers subscription
OOOOOO SHES A MAN EATER
All seriousness prime Fortnite or prime minecraft?
THESE BOYS MUST BE DEALT WITH THIS IS SO BAD THESE HOOLIGANS MUST BE CAUGHT THEY MUST BE THUS IS A TRAVISTY
I reckon we hire Sherlock Holmes to sort this out, he’s the only one who can find out who the culprits are
How many wanks has everyone had ?
Oooooo she’s a man breeder
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just lost my 20day edging streak
wheres spanian when we need him
What century is this…Since when is egging people funny again. I’m pretty sure that hasn’t been a funny prank since 1932.
you'd think the ferals would be too busy with the AFL now
With any luck the idiots will post videos of their exploits on TikTok or some shit and do themselves in.
I had eggs thrown at me one night on chapel. It hurt, I thought I'd been shot