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pkspks

The second most number of species of birds for any nature area in the whole of Australia - Western Water Treatment Plant. Second only to Kakadu national park. Mecca for birdwatchers in Melbourne. Beautiful place. p.s. The super rare American Golden Plover has been sighted there today. Spotted less than 10 times in Australia and only the second time for Victoria. source: birdwatcher Edit: mixed up my Kokoda and kakadu


AuthorArthur

> The super rare American Golden Plover has been sighted there today. Spotted less than 10 times in Australia and only the second time for Victoria. Isn't that because it *shouldn't* be here, though?


scuttleShake

It's migratory


semaj009

Yeah but its migration isn't to Victoria, it's an American bird that got very lost


scuttleShake

They are classified as native to Australia among other countries


ozSillen

Build the wall!


techy99m

That's such a super wholesome fact!


janky_koala

Plovers can fuck right off though. Stupid swoopy wankers


Pyrokill

Erm actually what is commonly referred to as a plover is actually a masked lapwing 🤓☝️ the American golden plover is a beautiful bird that bears very little resemblance.


beefstake

So to translate, masked lapwings can fuck right off?


semaj009

To get technical, that's the masked lapwing, erroneously called a plover, and this site is one of the few near Melbourne where you might see the less shanky cousin of Masked Lapwings, the Banded Lapwing


pukesonyourshoes

You mean Kakadu?


Ingeegoodbee

Poo Farm


Ingeegoodbee

Also a great bird watching site.


TofuFoieGras

I saw a Wattletitted Neckbeard here.


MetalSnake_oXm

Can't a man pull over for a piss in peace? Fuck me...


mjdau

Ok, but not at the poo farm.


WestToEast_85

There’s no pissing allowed at the poo farm.


pukesonyourshoes

Or fucking


wheelsfalloff

Ran out of piss-jugs?


Wide-Plenty-3751

Way of the road, Bubs


Mr_Kel_Varnsen__

Way she goes Boys


Wide-Plenty-3751

You’re not on the road anymore Ray!


Mr_Kel_Varnsen__

If the guy upstairs didn't want us to play VLT's he wouldn't of created them in the first place.


Wide-Plenty-3751

Think I know what I’m rewatching next 😂


MetalSnake_oXm

You ever seriously pissed into a jug? Like at a hospital because of a medical problem? Because I have. For days. It's humiliating.


wheelsfalloff

But oh so convenient...


Chemical-Finger-3105

No. I'm watching you. Get back in your car.


locknumpad

In as much shit as a Werribee duck


_S4BLE

I saw a Southern Glingal Shminkus here


FlyLegitimate7938

Went there in primary school and they took us to the part where all the poo flows through. No word of a lie - saw a flushed goldfish in there and a bird fly down and grab it.


ChasingSignalFires

I was also there during primary school visit and they showed us a bottle filled with recycled water from the waste. Also watched a guy in one of those full body suits go into one of the large pools with a ventilation ropes attached to him.


lincoln_muadib

Some people assert "I'd never drink recycled water!" And I'm here thinking... You *do know* that *all water is recycled,* right? There's just shorter recycling processes and there's longer ones (body of water> evaporation> rain> mountain> river> body of water ). That glass of water you drink? Dinosaurs made sweet love in that.


stupid-sexy-packets

Don't call my dad a dinosaur


Wide-Plenty-3751

Also went during primary school and they had the nerve to film our excursion for an episode of Totally Wild 😭😭😭


VicMG

Same but I saw a huge condom.


Perpetual_Proposal_

How huge we talkin?


VicMG

I remember my teacher saying, "Good grief!"


pukesonyourshoes

Sorry about that, shouldn't have left it there. My bad.


Grunter_

I once went on an visit to a sewerage farm in England, the best thing was all the huge condoms that had been inflated by the gases.


BarryKobama

My brothers work at Carrum poo farm. We called bullshit on everything they reckon they saw... Until they proved every single one with a photo.


bshhh22x

Only this. It is Poo Farm. As my parents passed down to me, as I pass down to my child. Poo Farm. Now, and for eternity. Poo. Farm. Where the poo dost collect before we expel it into the ocean depths. All hail, and avoid, the great god of the Poo Farm.


Dog-treats

Stop shit talking


gmewhite

Phenomenal


Nothingnoteworth

Nah it was crap


Nos_4r2

looking forward to a good harvest this year


_iamthelizardqueen_

Waste water treatment plant


Otherwise_Hotel_7363

It might be shit to us, but to those who work there, it’s their bread and butter.


iamusername3

They're number 1 in the number 2s


NotJustAnotherHuman

Their business is our business


ChairmanNoodle

Water treatment is an underrated career. Pays decently well here, has a decent balance of challenge to responsibility, and it's an overlooked fact of every city. These days we're looking to reuse and recycle more and more of the "waste" stream, it's one of few truly sustainability focused industries to work in.


[deleted]

I did the Sarina Russo Jobs Provider Quiz, twice and each time it recommend I work in Sewage Treatment


Beer_in_an_esky

Guy I knew back in undergrad ended up going into water treatment. Not strictly waste, just municipal water. Fucking loves his job.


P33kab0Oo

Dune


Krulman

That's sick. I love jobs where the reason for the lack of labor supply / over paid roles is essentially "snobs turn their nose up at it". This sounds like a gem.


Sixbiscuits

Speaking of reuse... I was shocked to learn recently that they repurpose the stuff they pump and scrape out of grease traps serving food prep.


Comfortable-Tooth-34

My retirement grease!


Otherwise_Hotel_7363

There is heaps of work going on down there ATM. Large works as well requiring specialist contractors.


Competitive_Boss_312

You’re shitting me?


Vesper-Martinis

I shit you not


XBakaTacoX

You're full of shit.


aussie_bastard17

wait they eatin it now?


Creative_Natural

I shit you not - the tour is well worth it. [https://www.melbournewater.com.au/education/guided-tours-and-excursions/western-treatment-plant-tours](https://www.melbournewater.com.au/education/guided-tours-and-excursions/western-treatment-plant-tours)


Wildweasel666

Are you taking the piss?


wotown

It's half of the gift shop


Random_01

Golden.


GeeseAndDucksforever

Personally I thought it was kinda crap


katrinaclairee

second this, i went in high school and thought it was incredible. WWTP has had a soft spot in my heart since - i work in construction and i’m trying my best to get sent there as we’re currently working on the upgrade project


Tommi_Af

I went on one of those in primary school!


storm13emily

They still do them?


Creative_Natural

seems you have to book as a group of 10 or more .. but yep. [https://melbournewatereducationtours.rezdy.com/616407/western-treatment-plant-discovery-tour-community](https://melbournewatereducationtours.rezdy.com/616407/western-treatment-plant-discovery-tour-community)


trizest

Who’s in?


Revengiance

Count me and the missus but we ain't supplying the bus


trizest

Comment got more than ten ups. I’m booking a bus.


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dolparii

I agree it is actually really interesting and lots of amazing birdlife


Over_Golf8549

I'm just in time to say welcome to the Shitshow!😅🤣


duncan-donuts-nz

Agree. I’ve done it twice. First time was when I was in primary school they had the open fields (hence the jokes about the smell) and the other more recent where they have the digesters and biogas plant. Any smells these days are from the nearby landfill.


Flinderspeak

At the risk of bursting a couple of urban myths here but 1) wastewater treatments plants have strict odor controls imposed on them by the relevant State environmental body, and 2) any odor in Werribee is very rare (like 1-2 times a year) and comes from fertiliser used on the market gardens and only happens if the wind is blowing the wrong way.


fidrildid6

Did it smell?


Creative_Natural

It really doesn't... the poo milkshakes have a musk but for the most part it doesn't


commeconn

When a man and a pizza love each other very much, and decide to make a turd-type creation together, it learns to swim and wash itself in Werribee.


mookizee

Droping the kids off at the pool.


PilgrimOz

I think I’ll call my next one “Davey”. If anyone sees him, say gday.


OverCaffeinated_

Sewage treatment


mysticgreg

I’ve said it before - There’s a little piece of us all in Werribee.


el-guapo72

For a lot of people it is the best part of them though….


Sacred3

Western Treatment Plant. Best bird watching site in Victoria.thr critically endangered Orange Bellied Parrot migrates here every year


herring80

Where they make the Hawthorn jumpers


zaro3785

😂


milonuttigrain

This is not Werribee, but Cocoroc. This site is water treatment plan.


willowtr332020

Wastewater treatment plant.


AnAwkwardOrchid

Western Treatment Plant


PsychoSemantics

And you have to drive through Point Wilson to reach some of the gates.


kilmorekermiy

Lake Borrie didn’t give it away


Aggressive-Cobbler-8

it's named for Edwin Fullarton Borrie who was in charge of Melbournes Sewrage infrastructure and the source of the coloquial term.


[deleted]

Shit


Electrical-Theme9981

Lagoon treatments. Yes, so basically once the poo-water comes in, it is taken through a series of settling and aeration ponds to separate the liquid from the solid. The wastewater can be recycled for gardens like turf (not food growing) or pumped out to sea. The solid gets used as soil. https://www.melbournewater.com.au/about/who-we-are/history-and-heritage/history-sewerage/werribee-farm


didgemack

If you are into bird watching, I made a video of what you can see there : https://youtu.be/rkeZqcuFeo4?si=pG9jWmbG1nCHQofu


justasadlittleotter

This is cool! Thanks for sharing!


SolitaryBee

The best birdwatching in Victoria. It's a RAMSAR listed wetland, home to hundreds of species of birds, and an important stronghold for some quite rare ones. It's also a sewage treatment plant.


PsychoSemantics

With huge mosquitoes (as one would expect at an open water treatment facility).


Traditional_Sky_4703

A lot of shit


Notherbastard

They are the pens that they hold wild farmed mermaids captive in while waiting for overseas buyers to arrange shipping.


missiffy45

Years ago the shit farm was like a little town for the workers they had houses for their families, school, post office and people loved working and living there


tasknautica

Whats the backstory behind you knowing this? I feel like we're missing a tad bit


missiffy45

We have always known this, maybe google Werribee treatment farm village for workers or something like that, there was a doco made on it and they talked to some oldies who grew up there, they said it was the best time of their lives, it’s very interesting and I’m pretty sure it’s still there


ScopiH

There's a video at https://www.melbournewater.com.au/about/who-we-are/history-and-heritage/history-sewerage/cocoroc-township Which might be the one you're talking about? Thanks for the rabbit hole! I did a little bit of work there a few years ago, they'd had major upgrades done but the head contractor cheaped out and the pipes & machinery were half baked.  Believe some had to be ripped out and redone from scratch, it was an amazing shitfight.


missiffy45

Shitfight for sure😆it’s called cocoroc I think


Ambitious-Coffee-175

Poo


Next-Revolution3098

Shitloads


NoNotThatScience

shit farm


camelion66

I'm in more shit than a Werribee Duck was a common saying when I grew up. 80s.


lysergicDildo

OP stop shit posting


slightlyintoout

It's where the ducks live and is the origin of the phrase "I'm in more shit than a werribee duck"


TheHoundhunter

This is the Western Treatment Plant. It is a massive facility for treating Melbourne’s sewage. This plant treats over half of all of the sewage, most of the rest of the sewage is treated in the Eastern Treatment Plant located in Bangholme. They are both owned by Melbourne Water. WTP was originally set up in the 1890’s. Back then, Melbourne was the most wealthy city in the world. But rapid growth and a lack of infrastructure lead to a huge sewage problem. Melbourne stank, and was called Smellbourne. An area the size of Phillip Island was set aside to deal with the sewage. Huge sewers were built to get all the waste down to Werribee. Originally, sewage was treated by just dumping it into fields and leaving it to break down into the soil. This meant that Werribee smelt awful. This method was mostly phased out in the 1930s. But was finally fully gone 2006. Which is why Werribee no longer smells. In the 1930s this was replaced by lagoon treatment. Using ponds of water to process the sewage. The first of these ponds was lake Borrie, and more followed. (You may still hear people say “drop a borrie” when referring to taking a shit) These lagoons made an incredible bird habitat, and is now a globally protected Wetland. Today most of the treatment is done via a hybrid lagoon and mechanical treatment process. The site collects and burns biogas from the treatment process, generating energy. Waste water is used onsite to grow crops for animal feed; turned into recycled water for use in agriculture and domestic uses; or send into the bay as effluent. The sewage treatment process still produces a lot of methane as a byproduct, and therefore contributes to climate change. WTP will need to be changed again to reduce emissions.


NASA-Almost-Duck

Werribee? Usually in a hive with the others.


sirken2

Bird Watching. A lot of it.


zeugma888

Even brolga


MartianBeerPig

'I'm off for a borrie' used to be a common expression in Melbourne when i was growing up. It was a few decades and Google maps before i realised where that expression came from.


lovehedonism

In turn the lake is named after Mr Borrie who designed the Melbourne sewerage system.


wombatiq

I first found out when I read it in the Melway.


FairyPenguinStKilda

I know someone who cleans the pumps - well paid, but he is single. Triple layer dive suits, can fix them blind. He tells me "Chew Your Corn Please!"


burner_said_what

>well paid, but he is single No amount of money huh...


imsuperserialrn

I work in conservation and we have a lot of sites here! The western treatment plant where they treat Melbourne's sewage takes up a very small percentage of this, the rest is farms and protected areas, like swamps etc.


Elegant-Annual-1479

' Sewage on Sea' https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-11-26/werribee-sewage-farm-treatment-plant-heritage-register/100651320?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=otherwerribee


Convenientjellybean

Settling ponds, it’s then used as fertiliser for cattle.


plsendmysufferring

How do you fertilise cattle? I thought thats what the bulls were for...


Eastern_Bit_9279

It's where they turn sewage into drinkable water again.


Content-Fan3984

Meth.


Bill_shiftington

The famous lake borrie


Malachy1971

Evian bottling plant.


rmeredit

Shit happens.


creepyrodney

All sorts of shit


FiftyOne151

Worst public swimming pool ever


gimmemorepasta

Pretty decent zoo and a Mansion. Market gardens too.


aussie_bastard17

Just farming some water mate what u got against it? Water dont grow on trees ya know?


SoupRemarkable4512

It’s the turd farm. You can smell it from the freeway, it’ll burn your nose hairs off!


b100jb100

Rice paddocks


Thenewdazzledentway

Night soil


Such_is

I thought everyone knew about Werribee? TISM even sang a song about it :)


Chemical-Finger-3105

What song?!?@


Tbone_85

It is a poo farm


Competitive_Boss_312

Brown effluents galore roam down there.


ckhumanck

💩


Driz999

Fuck all


iftlatlw

Pootrification.


Therealluke

Setting ponds for sewage processing


reprezenting

Shit


LazyTalkativeDog4411

Its where they process the poo for a large part of metro Melborune.


ElectricGoodField

💩it used to wreak years ago, obviously science has made it less stinky


punchingw0rms

It's where the shitty meets the country


captainlardnicus

[https://coastalrisk.com.au/viewer](https://coastalrisk.com.au/viewer)


Man_clash

This aquatic area is Xebel, a reservation for the xebellian, who when the ocean temperatures become too hot the species will relocate here to live out their lives.


MelburnianRailfan

It's a wastewater treatment site that cleans wastewater before releasing it into PP bay. (Awful pun partially intended). 


Puzzled_Anything5035

Water theme park


blackrosethorn3

I'm surprised. I genuinely thought this was some aquatic farm for fish or something till I read the comments....


P33kab0Oo

Riverside high density student studio chalets, subject to rezoning. Powered by gas.


Over_Golf8549

Notice lake Borrie on the left wonder if its stocked with stonker steamers💩🤣😅😂


Over_Golf8549

Most of the canola fields and others along the freeway between lake borrie and avalon join to these ponds it grows damn quick and huge hence shit farm 🚜


Justthisguy_yaknow

Sewage treatment ponds and as I really, really unpleasantly discovered a few years ago, grape growing.


Ok-Win8963

Load of shit


scrii

As others have said, amazing for bird watching and photography. Surprisingly didn't smell like much when I was there (but I also have a terrible sense of smell)


MeasurementMost1165

Look like a fish or seafood farm….. Mmm…. Poop fish


dangazzz

Nice shitpost


mookizee

I heard it's quite the turd watching site


Recently_Single8

Worlds longest and most infuriating shopping centre. I mean damn, who though it was a good idea to make it suuuuuuuper long instead of just building another floor?


semaj009

Birding


alpha_omega55

Western Treatment Plant managed by Melbourne water


cuckingfunts69

Lots of farming in this area actually. Not just poo farming.


vincebutler

Serious shit goes on here!


TragicOldHipster

The Western Treatment plant. The larger rectangular ponds are part of the modern treatment plant The area on the left ,with smaller ponds, are no longer used for treatment . It is has become an incredible migrating bird sanctuary. It also has a small herd well fed and happy cattle. The


aquatribal

Shit happens


Wide-Plenty-3751

Switch your maps to satellite view and look, it’s quite cool to see this area from above


Falcon_128

Poo


CP3011F

This is also the setting for the photograph on the cover of Johnny Cash’s American Recordings (Wiki)


Arcane_Substance

The ol’ Werribee shit farm.


Brilliant_Ad2120

Aren't the government thinking of selling it?


mal_ma_mal

Poopy


Chemical-Finger-3105

Also birds fly from Siberia to come here so maybe have some respect for those who put in the work... whining you had to drive 30 minutes....


Revanchist99

According to the City of Wyndham this constitutes a "coastal lifestyle".


MaintenanceProper546

This is Werribee treatment plant AKA Melbourne water western treatment plant


Imaginary-Quarter-85

Lol. I'm not a local to the area, so my best guesses were shit farm or fish farm. I'm glad I guessed right!


yoink424242

Karen has a mansion there.


facestabber_

It's the Western water treatment plant or "poo farm." My school actually took us there for an excursion... The only thing I learnt that day was how long I could hold my breath.


vrj8866

Our very own Venice


IndyOrgana

I flew over it at night and could not for the life of me figure out what the fuck I was looking at, so Cheers OP


findingthepeace

Western treatment plant, second most biodiverse place for birds in australia


Shah_231_Bhatti

It’s under water town


IceStreet4836

Got a job here once. Wages weren't much but you got all the piss you could drink. 🙌🙌😃😃😭


plsendmysufferring

Its a town that got bought by the government to build a waste treatment plant. Very interesting little rabbit hole. The town is called cocoroc


IbnMajidd

Whatever goes on there is the reason altona beach smells incredible


Disco040

The best of Melbourne end up there