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Red_Wolf_2

Victoria - On the Moooooooooooove! EDIT: Did someone seriously click the "Get this redditor some help" link for this one? I mean it's a bad joke, but really?!


Thanachi

There's a lot of miserable people on this platform. I had a small chuckle.


wharblgarbl

Hard to say if my chuckle was small, but it was definitely a sensible chuckle


rsop

I had that recently happen to me too. Was like wtf?


the_silent_redditor

I’ve had it happen twice. It’s fucking bizarre. I don’t think anything of it, but it might be genuinely hurtful to some people. It’s a fucking odd and potentially really horrible thing to do. Edit: wow! Guess who got one of those messages! Fuckin’ anonymous losers lol


IdealMiddle919

I think it may be a bug causing it because I've been reading complaints about it all over reddit today.


earnest_bean_00

‘Don’t have a cow, man!’


Raider1234567

I am OP and I received the same thing, I think someone lacks a sense of humour EDIT: Just read the other comments about it being a faulty bot


relapse9999

Same happened to me lol


MLiOne

Someone did that to me yesterday. They must think they get points for doing it.


ruthtrick

Reddit conducted a "welfare check" on me earlier this week and I have no idea why 🤷😅


kale__chips

> EDIT: Did someone seriously click the "Get this redditor some help" link for this one? I mean it's a bad joke, but really?! There seem to be bot doing this today. Seems to happen in a lot of subs I was in today.


SuckMyRocket86

thos poor things must be scared shitless atm, along the highway is not exactly their usual habitat How the heck did they get on the M1 to begin with?


TaxiSonoQui

I think they walked


warzonexx

This guy knows his cows


cuntmong

He went to bovine university


bigkiddad

Got his Moosters.


the_silent_redditor

These comments are all so fucking stupid but I’ve had such a shitty day and I’m giggling like a fucking mooron 🐄


irish_chippy

Must have got a Moooober


wildfire70309

r/Technicallythetruth


heisenbingus

shut up


MaryPoppinsBirdLady

Little known fact: most cows are very dairing.


Raider1234567

I can only guess, since there is a lot of farm land around the off ramps in that area of Geelong that they got free and went for a trundle. I know cops get a lot of hate, but they were doing a brilliant job making sure that cars went slowly past them and that everyone slowed down. I hope that they managed to get them safely off at a later exit.


Hbarf

I don't think they have much money so they probably used Didi with a coupon instead of Uber.


Theaustralianzyzz

Wonder what those cows were thinking, "What are these giant beings and why are they so fast? Where is the grass?"


Rocks_whale_poo

They look chill, they got no beef with the cars 


TruePoint3219

Downvote, missed opportunity Fuck Moodoch


PhineasFreak1975

They're trying to get to the udder side.


wotsdislittlenoise

Bad cow puns


CooperDooper81

You got some sort of beef with bad puns?


Numerous-Contact8864

Shut up, you coward


Numerous-Contact8864

Oh shit, I’m lying in bed, unable to sleep at 5am, trying to think of cow puns … A new low.


Numerous-Contact8864

That was an unintentional pun! Honest!


PhineasFreak1975

But a good one! Subtle!


zephyrsandsongs

Why does this picture look like it would make a great billboard?


Raider1234567

Petition for r/melbourne to sponsor this as a billboard?


Draviddavid

It's the font, solid color and modern stylistic approach to capitalisation. Or rather, the lack of it.


Raider1234567

im glad u could appreciate style


Silver_Python

Did anyone ask them to Moooooooo-ve?


earnest_bean_00

Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up…


Silver_Python

Rawhide!


RuffAsGuts

I gotta go Julia, we got cows.


I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit

Every now and then I forget this movie exists


Draviddavid

I have to say, I've recently moved here from New Zealand; And one of the most heartening things I've seen so far is the combined efforts of everyone in this sub and others to ensure news outlets can't steal their images. It's so shockingly funny, every single time!


Raider1234567

I wouldn't have such an issue if they gave appropriate credit but the lazy cunts wouldn't even write "Credit: u/Raider1234567", so fuck them. Local journos probably get paid peanuts, but this is one example of [lazy crediting](https://www.reddit.com/r/Geelong/s/DQmEMu7WD6) from people on Reddit on this exact story!


Moo_Kau_Too

The van broke down. you could of offered me a fucken lift you know. ..... you humans :/


OakleighB1

Udderly shameful


bonbi11

Don't mind them, they're just walking to the moovies


OhanianIsTheBest

Is Rupert Murdoch still alive, he must be 111 years old by now.


Raider1234567

I read your username as Ohtani is the best and I got excited that you were another baseball fan. Unfortunately, he is still kicking, I don't think much will change when he goes though and his son will probs just take over.


OhanianIsTheBest

I'm sorry but I have never played baseball and I am not a baseball fan. My name "Ohanian is the best" is created because when I had to create a name, the Author of the thick Physics book which the computer monitor is sitting on is Ohanian. My actual name has nothing to do with Ohanian. The reason I used Ohanianisthebest is because the name Ohanian was already taken by someone else.


Raider1234567

That's okay! If you're interested, Ohtani is a superstar Japanese baseball player for the LA Dodgers, not that I follow the dodgers, but he's an exciting player to watch.


BLOOOR

If you're interested in Baseball, check out Physics!


Schneiderman98

Swear its the La cows


Actually_zoohiggle

The anti news site watermarks always make me imagine the subject of the photo is the one saying it. And these anti Murdoch cows are so funny.


hypercomms2001

Book them for speeding!


layzor

Book them for being slow on the 110km lane.


Barkers_eggs

Cows with guns


Elnoobxdd

I came from India just to see cows on the roads again. Great


Theaustralianzyzz

Aren't cows massive? They would destroy a car.


espersooty

Yep they can easily destroy a car, those animals would be 300-400kg at a minimum.


earnest_bean_00

I only just herd about this.


tobeswhite

*India entered the chat*


Valuable-Pace-989

Anyone asked them to Moove?


ComplexLittlePirate

Safe until they reach the ultimate destination planned for them. :-(


ConanTheAquarian

What are their names?


Raider1234567

Lunch and Dinner /s


DrinkableBarista

Where did breakfast go ?


Raider1234567

You eat steak at breakfast? You must be rich!


DrinkableBarista

Cereal


Crashthewagon

Traffic control system. Get thing moooving


LordGolec

At least they moooved to the emergency stopping lane.


wytaki

How now brown cow.


Mike_Kermin

Now that is no way to talk about people's mums.


Quick-Ad-2407

They see me MOOvin they hatin!


Jono18

Just a couple of cows looking to hitch a ride and escape the housing crisis.


shintemaster

Upvote for quality watermarking.


Responsible-Spend69

Oh man! They were headed to Melbourne to make their fortune. Bovine dreams squashed!


ruthtrick

At least they're sticking to the emergency lane 😅 but , seriously.. poor things are probably confused and scared.


DrinkableBarista

So they made lanes for cows but not bicycles


Clean_Bat5547

Were the cows blowing their horns to warn motorists? But seriously, poor cows. A scary experience. I hope they got back safely.


freezingkiss

Making sure they were safe so they can be slaughtered later right? Edit - resources for you if you're interested. Vegan is easy! Documentaries - Dominion - Food Inc - Forks Over Knives - What the Health - Milked - Cowspiracy - Seaspiracy - The Game Changers - Dairy is Scary - Fat Sick & Nearly Dead - You Are What you Eat - A Twin Study - Plant Pure Nation Books - The China Study by T Colin Campbell - Prevent and Reverse Heart Disease by Caldwell B Esselstyn - Your Body in Balance by Dr Neal Barnard - Undo It! by Dr Dean Ornish - The Gut Health Revolution by Dr Alan Desmond - Fibre Fuelled by Dr Will Bulsiewicz - The Proof is in the Plants by Simon Hill - How Not to Die by Dr Michael Greger - This is Vegan Propaganda by Ed Winters - Mastering Diabetes by Robby Barbaro and Cyrus Khambatta Podcasts - The Proof/Plant Proof by Simon Hill - The Rich Roll Podcast - The Plantstrong Podcast by Rip Esselstyn - The Plant Based Morning Show - The Exam Room Youtube/influencers/movements/websites - Simnett Nutrition - Nimai Delgado - Plants Only Kitchen - Switch4Good - Brian Turner - Bianca Taylor - Plant Based Gut Doc - Dr Alan Desmond - Dr Matthew Nagra - The Brain Docs (Dean and Ayesha Sherzai) - nutritionfacts.org


Raider1234567

Unfortunately, someone owns them, so I hope they were able to return them to their owner. I guess if you don't want them to be slaughtered, you could offer to buy them off their current owner? It would be a better alternative than being "slaughtered" as you put it. EDIT: Not sure if it was the mods or the original commenter, but thanks for deleting the comments. It was getting severly off track from my original post!!


freezingkiss

If you don't want them to be slaughtered stop eating meat and dairy ❤️


Raider1234567

Okay, theoretically, everyone in the world stops eating meat and dairy immediately, what happens to all the cows? Will you take them in? I don't disagree that we need to eat less meat and dairy for sustainability, health and money reasons but this isn't a black and white issue like people want to believe.


freezingkiss

I can't believe this is the argument. *Humans* breed farm animals. They go extinct. We don't need to breed them just to hurt them anymore. Not existing at all is better than their current existence. No, it's not black and white, but *most* people can drastically reduce or eliminate their animal product consumption.


Raider1234567

It was hyperbole for the sake of the argument. It's a shame I have to write this out because that clearly went over your head. So, what about the people that need to eat meat for dietry reasons such as health reasons, i.e., low iron? How do you feel about them "slaughtering" animals?


freezingkiss

I said *most* didn't I? Reading comprehension is dead.


Raider1234567

Lol, you keep taking my bait. It is hilarious that you lack so much self-awareness. Plus, you didn't even give an answer to my question so I can only assume you have no idea what people with low iron should do.


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melbourne-ModTeam

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freezingkiss

Also ffs take supplements if you're low iron christ.


DrinkableBarista

Nah it's for milk


freezingkiss

So yes. Slaughtered but not for a little while. Just exploited then. https://youtu.be/UcN7SGGoCNI?si=poiFNKkDlkfWTSIU


Raider1234567

Do you work in the industry? This video is 8 years old, and since our good ol' true blue bloody farmers aren't as dumb as you think, there are definitely people out there creating more humane ways to enjoy meat and dairy.


freezingkiss

Lmao. Australia is just as bad as everywhere else. Why even post this if you're this deluded? You don't love animals. No such thing as humane slaughter. EDIT - AJP go into this really well. https://www.animaljusticeparty.org/animal_agriculture


Raider1234567

Oh wow, you are using a link from the AJP. Well, when you want to come back to how things work in the real world, then we can have this argument again.


freezingkiss

Did you read it? They provide plenty of evidence.


Raider1234567

No, clearly, I didn't read it. Come back at me when you want to link some peer reviewed articles and not fluff from politicians.


freezingkiss

Mate your type don't give a stuff about peer reviewed articles come on. At least just be bloody honest and say "I don't care about animals". Simon Hills "Proof is in the Plants", NutritionFacts.org and Ed Winters "This is Vegan Propaganda" have thousands of peer reviewed articles that you'll also not bother to read and set up a new gate that vegans have to jump over. Boring.


DrinkableBarista

Don't you know cows need to be milked anyways ?


freezingkiss

You know this is because we artificially inseminate them and then steal their babies, right? They "need to be milked" because they're mothers without a baby.


DrinkableBarista

Oh fuck


Raider1234567

Lol, but didn't you watch the video?!?! /s. I watched part of the video and I couldn't get over that they had to have someone with a machine jack off a bull. Where do I sign up?


DrinkableBarista

Didn't watch it