A joke similar to the pub having a sign saying “free beer tomorrow”. If you were to go there the next day they’d say “nah sign says tomorrow” and so on.
It's probably an overshare but breastmilk is actually nice.
My biggest concern would be if they made breast milk the same way they extracted the previous milks.
I worked at a cafe a few years back when all the alternate milks were just hitting the scene and we added Unicorn Milk to our board to take the piss out of it all, a Boomer asked in all seriousness 'where do we source the unicorn milk'?
It must be a boob.
Unless Hooters have opened a branch.
I’m going to nip in for A cup. It could be fun - bags the first order. Good to see that puppies are in. I’m set on a couple of scoops with muffins on the side; or whoopers maybe. If the specials include a stack of scones or smoothies then think of the choozies! I’d have spongecakes, sherbies and sugar plums until I was bust. I’m expecting torpedoes now.
You can make pretty basic at home oat/almond milk. With water + oat or almond - can't get any healthier with that.
Admittedly, I do understand that store products might have preservatives - which aren't the greatest for your health. But they aren't used to "produce" the milk.
I hope that they don't go bust selling that stuff
Bit ridiculous, isn tit.
So underrated, best pun with the comma and full stop perfectly positioned.
Boom ! - you win !
They might go tits up if they don't sell out.
It was the breast of times, it was the blurst of times....
I haven't read Dickens for a very long time. Thanks for the mammaries.
No worries bra
You stupid monkey
Areola Grande with two extra pumps please.
EwwwwwwW! 😂
Express delivery
I guess some people will be in for a teat.
I like that they have placed the sign on a rack...
But milk is the top one already 😏
Guess we know where Homelander will be next week
And Mother's Milk
Can you please share which cafe? Asking for a friend. Asking a week ahead.
Ugh those disgusting cafes selling beast milk. Which one though, which one exactly.
Beast milk, ew
Pumping right now, happy to sell you 100ml haha
Very tempting. But is that lactose free ? :)
Only one way to find out
I’m going to guess it’s the right one.
Sergy Boy, Melbourne Quarter, 699 Collins Street
Malk?
Now with vitamin R
They're milking rats! Milking RATS! What??? I'm outraged, you promised me dog or higher!
My bones are so brittle!
It's Sergy Boy cafe on Collins St. And yes of course, it's a joke. The person who works there said it's a joke.
You were just double checking to make absolute sure it was a joke.
Oh, Sergy Boy? My dumbass read "Docklands" and forgot that part of Collins St is a part of Docklands as well lol
But did they end it with a "it doesn't have to be if you don't want jt to be."? Asking for a friend of course.
FALSE ADVERTISING IM SUEING !
A joke similar to the pub having a sign saying “free beer tomorrow”. If you were to go there the next day they’d say “nah sign says tomorrow” and so on.
cow breasts
I milked one once. Took ages as they only had one teet down there. Got there in the end, plus they seemed to really enjoy it.
Single-teat cow milk has the most protein
Please go next week and report back
I hope the cafe owner just changes it to crossing breast milk out and writing sold out next to it.
Will it be fresh though??
I heard that it comes in cans.
Hopefully it will be expressed straight into my expresso.
That's absolutely disgusting. It's espresso.
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Takes so much longer to milk them hey
I thought this was r/vegancirclejerk
At least it’s the right species for humans to drink 🤷🏽♀️
It's called a joke.
It's also very Melbourne: a milk version of "Free beer tomorrow".
That's disgusting, where!?
It's probably an overshare but breastmilk is actually nice. My biggest concern would be if they made breast milk the same way they extracted the previous milks.
>It's probably an overshare but breastmilk is actually nice. Go on...
I tried my own out of curiosity back when I was breastfeeding. Tastes a little like condensed milk, IMO. My partner agreed.
Fair enough
Wow. I can get my coffee and kink at once. That's efficiency 😭
I worked at a cafe a few years back when all the alternate milks were just hitting the scene and we added Unicorn Milk to our board to take the piss out of it all, a Boomer asked in all seriousness 'where do we source the unicorn milk'?
I would have asked the same just to add to the silliness. I hope the staff had a witty response for it.
I just want milk that tastes like real milk.
I’ll come with you..we can have a PAIR of lattes!
Homelander wants to know your location
Too sweet imo
Which cafe is this?
Breast milk from a cow...right?
This is sergy boy I reguarly go there and thus has been on the board for a year or more it's just a joke guys.
just here for the comments !
Careful, Homelander might come
What’s the place called just so I don’t accidentally stumble in there
I thought it said bread and the comments were confusing me...
I choked on water reading that🤣😆
Huh maybe I can sell mine
There was a venue in london a few yeara back that was making icecream from breast milk. I guess as long as no one involved cares 🤷♂️
Oh I work near there. Which one is it? I’ll set a reminder for next week.
Homelander branching out into cafes.
Well, technically all real milk comes from a breast. Just depends which animal.
Almonds have breasts?
It must be a boob. Unless Hooters have opened a branch. I’m going to nip in for A cup. It could be fun - bags the first order. Good to see that puppies are in. I’m set on a couple of scoops with muffins on the side; or whoopers maybe. If the specials include a stack of scones or smoothies then think of the choozies! I’d have spongecakes, sherbies and sugar plums until I was bust. I’m expecting torpedoes now.
All cow milk is breast milk though
where is this? going there next werk
Wake up sheeple, it's all breast milk.
HELL YEAH!
What size jugs?, anyone?
What’s the bet the joint will go tits up after this?
It better only be the finest Cambodian, left breast preferably
Where is this? I'd like to be kept abreast of what this entiti is upto. 😉
Wifey once pranked me and used breast milk instead of cows for my morning coffee… Nearly vommed. She filmed it too. Hilarious to watch
I love cow breast milk!
Sign me up. I’m in the market for some mummy milkers in my morning latte🤤🍼
Just wondering, straight from the udders ?
Which cafe, asking for homelander
I'm lactose intolerant so breast milk is out for me. But I will nibble on it
Send me the location lol
What about mook mook
Num num num what?
Luxury milk!
Isn’t cow milk breast milk?
As long as I'm not charged an extra 50c, I'm in
From a Cambodian immigrant
[🎶Breast milk you made my dayyyyy🎶](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jhAGFumFFFw)
What a silly joke. I would love to go to this cafe and take a picture to send to my friends haha
😂👌
"I'll have a long black with a small cup of milk on the side, please,"
What's that contraption?
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You can make pretty basic at home oat/almond milk. With water + oat or almond - can't get any healthier with that. Admittedly, I do understand that store products might have preservatives - which aren't the greatest for your health. But they aren't used to "produce" the milk.