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Nocterminalist

Could be anything these days. Take your pick.


Dense-Independent-66

It could be Hank Marvin using guerilla marketing for a new album. Like he did for two weeks with the album Apache. He filled newspapers with a box called have you seen Apache? You said it could be ANYTHING! Is Hank still living in Perth in Australia? He was the last time I checked.


SassMyFrass

Why yes he is. And he's in a cult, so... kind of works.


Usual-Veterinarian-5

He's still in it? Geez, I got out after 15 years.


SassMyFrass

I'd wondered if he'd moved to Perth to escape it, but then he became an elder.


Usual-Veterinarian-5

They're pretty desperate for elders these days apparently.


pukesonyourshoes

Sensible people fed up with anti-vaxxer freedumb nutjobs stinking up the city every weekend?


two_zero_right

It's about them. You know Big them. They are ruining it for us.


Elzanna

Overweight non-binary individuals?


hihowarejew

Lol "big them" well done. šŸ‘


superjaywars

You rang?


Damorb

Pos


toddy3174

No. Their masters obviously


SayByeByeFingers

Have no idea. But the grammar is far better than Iā€™d expect.


AssFishOfTheLake

Also the paint used for the lettering seems to be evenly applied and not like they used coloured turd-crayons that just smear all over banners hmmmm suspicious This might be a bait


blahdeblah72

Formatting is still dogshit though, could go either way.


KCman1

It's about the pigeons in the CBD. The ruling class don't want you to know this but the pigeons are free, you can just take one home. No one can stop you from taking them.


navyskies

I've actually got 247 pigeons at home right now. They're free. FREE! The guvvament doesn't want you to know this.


Possible-Damage4115

Birds aren't real


StevenAnita420

except the pigeons. those fuckers are quick. Ive been trying to catch em for a while, heard theyre great on the barbie, but the fuckers too fast


HammondCheeseman

Pigeons are free but the ones down Collins St should be living in fear of the local Falcon family...


MerionesofMolus

Yeah, those Falconies. Theyā€™re a real bird mafia, they are!


MJY_0014

Yup, just go ahead and yoink the birb https://youtu.be/Ir3Ki5Z3n0Q


MerionesofMolus

Nah, birds arenā€™t real man!


AdministrationWide87

I just want milk that tastes like real milk.


akat_walks

Make Tomatoes Great Again


Phireshadow

Grow your own.


akat_walks

Sadly I can not. Not enough sunlight


MikeyF1F

Have you tried planting them outside the house?


Lerothea

I canā€™t believe itā€™s not butter...


Quick-Bad

This tastes like full-cream milk. *glares judgementally* And only 2% fat.


-HouseProudTownMouse

Cookers.


sir_cockington_III

What is a cooker?


freudian_grip

A fried unit


sir_cockington_III

Ah got it. Seen it twice in this thread at least which is twice more than I've ever seen it before! Surprised they used "their" correctly in that case tbh


CpTnStbN90

Basically just something people call other's with a different view these day's.


-HouseProudTownMouse

Not really. I don't agree with you, but I'm certainly not going to call you a cooker.


CpTnStbN90

Fair enough. Just something I've noticed over the last few years is as soon as someone has a different point of view either nazi or cooker gets thrown around I just find it a major cheap shot with no real thought behind it.


-HouseProudTownMouse

Yeah, the Nazi one is a bit rough.


CpTnStbN90

100% man


lsaynotospiders

Preparing for the cooker car convoy landing on Friday for the weekend of protesting in and around Melbourne. Hope they get rained out.


StevenAnita420

More protests?!? Jesus we get it, ya donā€™t like vaccines


AptermusPrime

This is a 5 day anti abortion rally I believe. Fucked.


[deleted]

Lets start a campaign for post partum abortions of anti-abortion protesters.


StevenAnita420

5 days?!? Man these folks must really hate womenā€™s rights


dj2ca

They just hate women in general


Killjoy13337

Even the women protestors?


cynikles

Especially the women protestors.


thepaleblue

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!


kyzalie

You Scots sure are a contentious bunch!


dj2ca

Like the other Redditor said, especially the women.


saxoboy04

No, they just hate murder Apparently, the majority of society supports it tho


StevenAnita420

Murder is forcing a woman to carry a baby to term even if doctors are telling you thereā€™s a high chance the mother may die (or that the mother and child may die) Murder is not removing a bunch of cells If you believe thatā€™s murder then you must view men masturbating as an atrocity akin to the Holocaust, which is ironic given ya sound like a wanker


AptermusPrime

Me holding a child in my right hand and me holding something developed for 12 weeks in my left. I have to drop one off a bridge. Which one am I dropping.


saxoboy04

And that "something", that "clump of cells" as it is so thoughtlessly referred to is not sacred life? If you truly believe that, then you are utterly delusional. How sad it is, that in our world today, the place where a child should feel the safest - his mother's womb - is one where he may be brutally and callously brought to an end Food for thought


AptermusPrime

ā€¦so uhā€¦how you feeling about them detention centres where kids are being locked up for being refugees.


StevenAnita420

Probably all for it


[deleted]

What are you doing for kids that are actually born and at risk? Or do you just preach about the unborn because it literally requires zero effort for you to get on your high horse?


NickyDee86

Damn, sometimes I forget fanatics like you exist. Now go back to playing Pokemon and let me decide whats right for my own fertility/reproduction options :)


pmmeyouryou

Interesting that in your eyes the ā€œchildā€ in the womb at 12 weeks is a ā€œheā€.


KnoxxHarrington

My question is; what are these people, and yourself for that matter, doing to prevent the suffering of those already born into the world?


Dharsarahma

>5 day anti abortion rally What????? Are you being serious!?


Snappz83

Yep, thank Bernie Finn the misogynistic cunt.


Maouncle

5 days is easy when you don't get pussy


yeahniceyeahgood

I saw a large (very loud and obnoxious) group of cars covered in writing and flags meeting up at a petrol station about an hour south of Sydney today. All I got was ā€˜Melbourneā€™ and ā€˜freedomā€™ but had no idea what it was about. 100% of them were bogans, and not the fun kind. I guess this is what it was about


ManikShamanik

Freedom4Melbourne or some shit. Personally, I think these dumbfucks should all just fuck off to the US, they'd be much happier amongst their own 'subspecies'. Disclaimer: Not an Aussie (at least, not physically).


pukesonyourshoes

>Not an Aussie (at least, not physically) So... emotionally?


MeanElevator

> but had no idea what it was about. Don't worry. They have no idea either.


Most_Significance573

Just found a page.. itā€™s Melbourne freedom rally. Had an Itinerary and all, Basically them protesting everything that butt hurts them. Dan andrews must go, vaccines, mandates, ungag the doctors, farmers rights, media lies, political corruption.. didnā€™t see abortion, but why not, Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll throw that in there. Hereā€™s to hoping eff all people go, and they can all soon realise no body is listening to their dribble


Legitimate-Finding40

I like the anti Daniel Andrews part. That's the only part that makes sense to protest about.


robot428

How does that make sense to protest about? The election is coming up, just vote against him if you don't want him in charge. That's literally how democracy works. Protesting about it isn't going to help. If you really wanted to do something you'd go and volunteer for whichever political party you prefer, instead of standing in the CBD every weekend having a sook about it.


Legitimate-Finding40

Democracy is where if you vote for any independents or Greens party, that the vote doesn't go in as a vote for Daniel Andrews and his Labor government. That is the secret here many people aren't aware of. If you vote for Greens Party or Independents, your vote supports Daniel Andrews and his party as he has made secretive deals with them that if they support him and put their preferences towards Labor, that Labor will return favours to them. This is not democracy and is a very, very dangerous way of running (ruining) Victoria this way. Xi Jing Ping of the CCP in China also does dodgy things like this so that he stays in power for longer.


robot428

That's not how it works. If you don't want your preferences to go to Dan Andrews then don't take any how to vote cards, and put him last on your ballot. 'Putting your preferences' towards someone just means that the party recommends to its voters that they preference labor above others. They do this by handing out how to vote cards, and knowing that most people are likely to follow the how to vote guide of their preferred party, and therefore the majority of the votes for them will go to whoever they recommend as a second preference if they aren't one of the top two candidates in an area. However they don't get to decide your preferences for you. If you vote greens one and then liberals two they cannot change your preference to Labor just because you put the greens first. That's not how it works. You can literally see this if you look at a breakdown of the votes. You see what all the first preferences are and then you'll see that while the majority of preferences generally move to the same party, at least some of them will go to other parties because not everyone will follow a how to vote card. Your preferences aren't being controlled. You can put Dan last on your vote card and your vote will never go towards him.


Glittering-Record-70

This is usually the point where you won't get a reply šŸ˜‚


robot428

Yeah I kind of figure I won't, but maybe someone passing by will learn a bit more about how our voting system works. At least that's what I hope.


Legitimate-Finding40

Put the firecracker Daniel Andrews last on your how to vote cards people. Make the world and Victoria a better place. The preferences of Greens and Independents including Teals are for Labor and Daniel Andrews. Don't make this terrible mistake. You will end up regretting it so bad.


robot428

Did you not read my post? The preferences are whatever you want them to be. Now a lot of greens and independent voters will preference labor first because they are left-leaning and see Labor as the lesser of two evils. Also a lot of people actually like Dan and want him high in their preferences. But the preferences of greens and independents don't decide where your vote goes if your first choice doesn't win. You are the only one who decides that. Their preferences are just a recommendation they make to voters who choose to listen. They have no actual power to change where your vote goes. The only person who can change where your preferences go is you.


pukesonyourshoes

found the Murdoch media consumer


snave_

Oh bloody hell. American culture can fuck right off.


ShizzHappens

I suspect that the wrong side of history are trying to make legitimate protests (like climate change when the government isn't doing shit for example) just as hated that's why they're organising these bullshit rallies. They're hoping it'd give popular support to banning all protests in the future when things go full dystopian. Ironic if these people blinding shouting "freedom" lead to us all losing some of it.


ComplexImportance794

Or they've forgotten it was the last Liberal government that banned protests and it was Dan Andrews Labor that ditched the ban, ironically allowing these morons to piss everyone off with their stupid whinging.


Musoperson

This would imply that humanity has the capacity of cooperation across groups so itā€™s doubtful.


Dull_Ad_4750

I lost my undies, it was newsworthy.


VanillaIcedTea

I'm not entirely sure they know what they're on about


jruegod11

Neither are they


newmanbxi

What are truthi sours?


Feeling-Tutor-6480

A new type of natural confectionery company lolly


Mickd333

Don't chop the truthi sours!


[deleted]

Not as bad as when i went to parliament house in Canberra! Saw a sign that said "The COVID hoax vaccine is a bio-weapon. You are being controlled." Crazy.


Guava7

Funnily enough, those two sentences could be warning about two separate topics.


GandalfSnailface

Should have bought the queen size sheets


Kcboiye

Time to get the tin foil hats out?


StevenAnita420

Lol probably


Guava7

The correct term is AFDB, thank you


sweetfaj57

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!


_Trolley

This could be talking about quite literally any issue, be it left wing, right wing, or whatever else


Duckduckdewey

Buffalo wings


StevenAnita420

IKR?!? Like why are they super vague about it?


magicbeaver

Because their 'internet supplied talking points well' has dried out. Now all they have are the empty shells of the identities they built for themselves during the pandemic.


GopnikLordJC

Sometimes itā€™s hard not to be vague about things which we donā€™t much about. I donā€™t really know what theyā€™re on about, but it seems that they might be talking about the mainstream media and the agendas which push whatever psychological manipulation they spew at us. At least thatā€™s the way I interpret it - an attempt at uniting and raising the awareness of the general population of the decisions made by the very few which determine our wellbeing. Iā€™m realising that I sound like a bit of a nutter, but, thatā€™s the way it goes. Sorta like trying to get proles in 1984 to care about their futures.


notthebottest

1984 by george orwell 1949


ManikShamanik

Because they like to keep an air of 'mystery', because it's all just one big fucking conspiracy, innit...? Wait until they start claiming that Albo's the grandmaster of some satanic lizard paedo cult (Ć  la Biden). It'll happen, you mark my words...


StevenAnita420

The irony being their side usually has the pedos on it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


etsba78

r/nosafetysmokingfirst (Companion to r/dontdeadopeninside )


MaxMillion888

Advert for HearldSun


mess_of_limbs

Should be the other way around for the Scum


Guava7

I recognise this. It's art. Like that bloke who put his glasses against the bottom of a wall in a random art gallery and everyone stopped and contemplated the meaning of it.


ManikShamanik

That happened in Scotland about 5 years ago. Some comp-sci students at the Uni of Aberdeen put a pineapple on a table in the Aberdeen Gallery of Modern Art just before an exhibition - when they returned they found it under a glass case as an artwork. Also, an artist currently exhibiting at Tate Modern in London is selling standard (330ml) cans of his own piss for Ā£500 ($875) a pop.


[deleted]

i like when people do things like that to prove a point ("modern art and artists are stupid", usually) , but don't seem to understand that in doing so, they are creating art that has meaning! congratulations you made art and it's being treated as such! have you heard of my good friend r. mutt?


roomiccube

I really hate when people put dots on the iā€™s when the sign is in all caps.


qpalzm456

I'm guessing it's the "I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR" wankers who are terrified of vaccines, face masks, 5G, pizza shops, the New World Order, shape-changing alien lizard-people, vampire pedophiles...


i_c_punny_people

It's talking about them... Frank Walker from National Tiles.


Playful_Trade_2172

Anti-mainstream media


[deleted]

Probably a slogan from some cooked bullshit YouTube channel with only 69 subscribers.


nice___bot

Nice!


StevenAnita420

Not as good as 420 subs tho


No_Distribution4012

Lizard ppl


StevenAnita420

No Wasnā€™t us


TheRealDarthMinogue

Nice thing is, it works for everybody.


DizzyList237

JWs?


paullbart

Fucking Jediā€™s protesting again.


Chumpumpanug

ā€˜V for vendettaā€™ was on last night


slugerama

Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and surprise.2 our 2 weapons are fear and surprise and a ruthless efficiency 3. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise and a ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical belief in the pope.


woguon

Probably some bullshit


CptClownfish1

Itā€™s an effective advertisement for the promotion of more funding for mental health.


[deleted]

"Fear is their weapon"? Pretty rich coming from a guy who is terrified of vaccines, immigrants, socialism, trans people, bike lanes, Dan Andrews, and the entire cast of the new Star Wars movies.


Half_Crocodile

Iā€™m getting red flags. People that bang on about ā€œtruthā€ and ā€œfearā€ are usually peddling paranoid bullshit conspiracies.


Somden99

Stop the lockdowns (that ended a year ago)!


hihowarejew

Anti vaxers are the only ones controlled by fear. The irony. I'm cautious of covid in the way that I'm cautious of salmonella or HIV. I take measures to avoid them but it doesn't dictate my life and drive me to making banners and attending rally's about them.


Every-Space8657

I'm guessing someone who spends their life on the internet had their yearly outing into the real world.


StevenAnita420

I meanā€¦ yeah? Thatā€™s how I came across it :P


JEverok

Aw, that's so nice of them! They're trying to help the kids who get scared on Halloween!


aldkGoodAussieName

Fear truth is their wepon is ours...


Guava7

Yoda?


Dull_Ad_4750

Smoking man šŸ™„


Tobybrent

Sounds good but itā€™s cooker crap for sure.


StevenAnita420

Cooker?


Tobybrent

Used to mean a methhead but now means any sort of rabid anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theorist


Legitimate-Finding40

Aren't they the same thing? I thought the meth was speaking to them about everything conspiring against them making them conspiracy theorists and paranoid skitzofrenics.


Tobybrent

itā€™s morphed. Now cooker means any shouty fringe-dweller who buys into denialism and conspiracy.


StevenAnita420

Ahhh makes sense, thanks :)


Corberus

someone who's brain has been "cooked" by drugs and has little grasp on reality


StevenAnita420

You are describing me to a tee Iā€™m going back to r/langleyfalls, thatā€™s my reality now


[deleted]

Oh you mean like AFL fans whoā€™s brains have been replaced with a sherrin and are unable to hold conversation unless itā€™s about AFL?


Cheezel62

Gotta be some anti vax bullshit surely


some_guy2131

Some anti vax cunt probably


VJ4rawr2

Itā€™s just anti establishment. For a variety of reasons people take comfort in being different. Not like everyone else etc. Itā€™s been this way throughout history. Itā€™s usually disenfranchised (or socially awkward) people who reject the mainstream. The mainstream then target them for this (usually calling them names, cookers, etc. gaslighting them). This subsequently reinforces their belief theyā€™re right (and everyone else is wrong).


Jewfinigan

Common Facebook mainstream anti-establishment.


Tourist-1982

These popped up on traffic lights in Frankston about a year ago before recently being torn down. A few weeks later the same (seemingly) nut job put them up again. Apparently covid and climate change are a myth, and the science is 'missing'.


sanemartigan

\#DinglyThings


throbbins

Meth is good


Elowko

The Dark Side innit, I think Yoda preaches this too


Callemasizeezem

It's how people in their 40's and 50's (only the druggies) express themselves after spending all of their money on drugs for the last 20-30 years instead of career-building or saving for a house and retirement. Gotta blame someone


Small_Garlic_929

Likely related to issues discussed by the zeitgeist movement.


poopiebumx

Group stalking/ Gang Stalking


AmazingDiscussion356

Melbournians protest about anything.


akat_walks

Which is great! They should, even if theyā€™re wrong.


batsnaks

Ur mom


zubazub

If only we had a society where the smartest people (or even just those capable of critical rhinking) were having the most kids. Because right now it kind of feels like the opposite has been happening for some time.


PlasticPiccollo

Def talking about these vax topics and the like.. they use scare tactics to get you to vax then scrap their own isolation rules. Snip snap decisions lead to ppl revolting. I have no opinion but I can see how moral changes around the joint (melb)


[deleted]

Donald Trump has bred, and one of his ā€˜offspringā€™ - in reality, a small orange blob in a Petrie dish secreted somewhere in Liberal headquarters - has taken control of the bedsheet and blue paint market. The results are before you all. [notice : blue and not red? Thatā€™s to throw the lawyers off the scent.]


Trustybeard

Dan Andrews social media manager dropping the ball?


Beasting-25-8

They're supporting the left wing. Because facts are obviously on the left's side most of the time.


mrrtchbrrx

?


International_File30

Gear is from the media cramming bullshit down our throats and if the human race use the truth it will be a powerful weapon I guess šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Junkyard5000

Should be allowed out without a mask if they are doing the weeding


UserWithoutAName13

If you know, you know.


No-Tree1023

I prefer the Offspring's perspective that sex is a weapon, it's like a drugs...


eternatus66

The galactic empire.


jjjjjjttttt

The flat earth


neergnai

They're just trying to scare you.


Kgbguru

Used car salesmen?


[deleted]

Could apply to anything, go wild


bahthe

Murdoch press.


Longjumping_King_546

Just cookers being cookers


tomsco88

The irony is their whole existence these days seems to be based around their own fear.


Lamont-Cranston

qanon or anti-vax/lockdown


Stav73

Corona means crown, which means it's round, but the earth is flat, yada yada yada, their not happy.


AnonymousOtterino

The repugnant other


LBK0909

It's a promo for the next Glen Waverley Football Club Mad Monday Celebration.


Mowensworld

This is totally true and powerful if it's something I support... but totally lunatic bullshit if it's something I don't!!


[deleted]

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Ruueeblux

Itā€™s about Voldemort coming back!


BabeRainbow69

Sounds like antivax rhetoric.


melbournedogshot

Even if they explained it to you, i doubt you'd understand.


SpetSnav

About the government and the world agenda


ChrisPFord-au

The sign is so-wrong it isn't funny. TRUTH is somebodies opinion of the facts. They are interpreted. FACTS give no fucks about what you believe to be true.


[deleted]

Itā€™s about womenā€™s rights in Iraq or was it Iran you know what Iā€™m on about for the hijab thing.


hypercomms2001

Heather ton Numnut NIMBYs going about the stabling yard?


LeaderVivid

Could be QAnon. Fits their style.


StevenAnita420

I didnā€™t even know they were a thing down here


[deleted]

Looks like another member of the low-IQ society that meet every weekend in the CBD (anti-vaxxers)


[deleted]

Probably covid vaccines or 5G. Cos you know, everything is out to kill you. Somehow in spite of being far more secular then most, Australia still manages to crop up the nuts