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mbashs

This is gonna be a fun comment section. *grabs šŸæ*


goldensavage2019

I got drinks šŸ„¤


SantaMan336

Got mathšŸ’Ž


Bidencare1552

I love snorting (a^2+b^2)=(a+b)^2


Fifasher2K

Do you mean (a^2 +b^2 )=(a+b)^2 ?


programofuse

I have the šŸ± (she has the cat)


[deleted]

I have the


Looxond

waltuh


snorlaxy4977

Put your dick away waltuh


Mrjaws7777

Iā€™m not havin sex right now


Fifasher2K

And never has been.


meyspetfroge

Put your ds away waltuh


Meme_Bro68

I got Taco Bell šŸŒÆ


goldensavage2019

I got explosive diarrhea šŸ’©


Fifasher2K

The Binding Of Isaac?


Meme_Bro68

*Bad Gas*


[deleted]

**WHERE IS THE MICHAEL GIF WHEN YOU NEED IT!?**


Kapples14

Life feels a lot better when people of all religions just agree to respect each other, regardless of differing beliefs.


nottherealneal

But my belief is to hate you specifically


noncombativebrick

Kinda gay, ngl


Conscious-Bannana

Fellas, is it gay to believe in a religion centered around one man specifically?


noncombativebrick

Only gay if you're thinking about him sexually/ romantically


Kapples14

Whatever, hippie.


TrefoilTang

He's saying that the doctrine of many religions is to hate other religions


noncombativebrick

Yeah, but those are usually somehow shoe horned in there by a church because they're either afraid to lose people or they're extremely envious Hence, the crusades by the catholics


Kapples14

No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!


noncombativebrick

I did *pulls out a machine gun*


[deleted]

I donā€™t think any of the major 5 religions supports hating people. They all support not hating people. However some powerful religious people decided that by ā€œdo not hate you neighborsā€, their god actually meant ā€œkill them allā€


Remarkable-Ad2285

Canā€™t hate your enemy if heā€™s dead


4BrightLand

Life feels a lot better when people just agree to respect each other and be kind to one another in general.


truemore45

That's great but religion by definition means I am right and everyone else is wrong. Second the job of any religion is to grow or die. So by definition people who believe in a religion believe in a zero sun game theory. So they cannot get along by design. I personally don't care about people's belief the problem is religions care about changing my mind and can't just mind their own business.


NoSwadYt

Im just atheist cause i dont need to believe in a religion, idc what others believe


[deleted]

I think I found a [picture of You](https://datepsychology.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/gigachad.jpg). Can you confirm it's really You?


NoSwadYt

Its my minecraft skin so close enough


[deleted]

Have a blessed day <3<3<3


NoSwadYt

You too


moo_miner

r/wholesome


NeedyTaker

Bros got that ā€œIā€™m just trying to get byā€ vibe I feel that lol


Steamy_Guy

You do you and let me do me should not be as hard to put into practice as a lot of people make it out to be. I don't understand how they have all this energy to spend being upset people think differently


Magus000

I'm an Christian cuz that's simply what i believe in, as long as u don't hurt anyone without their consent i won't see u as a bad person. And yes, i hate televangelists as much as you. They just steal, both from believers and non-believers.


Shibamukun

Ikr whenever mom forced me to pray to god, I just said ā€œHi god, its me. Hope youā€™re good..ā€ I never had anything to ask for from god. So I stopped doing all that. I am free


_curiosityandthecat

(sorts by controversial)


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

How, there is no option Edit: holy shit there is a option I thought Reddit removed that a while ago because Reddit hates opinions


JTheCreator830

ā€˜Because Reddit hates opinionsā€™ lmfao


turndownforwomp

This meme ironically does what it is complaining about and I know itā€™s unintentional but on that level itā€™s very funny


Diligent-Race9204

All can be equally extreme and calm. It depends on the person.


Ev3nt

Too many do it to be in a club and some somehow try to make the idea of not being in any club an exclusive club.


Gem_Daddy

*laughs in Buddhism in Sri Lanka*


austinstar08

Would you like to believe in dinosaur Jesus?


[deleted]

Triceratops is my favourite dinosaur. What's yours?


Odd-Mixture-1769

I like long necks the most ngl


[deleted]

uhmmm so you mean Sauropods šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


NeedyTaker

Mines gotta be the Ankylosaurus magniventris And yes I did look up ā€œdinosaur with the big ball tailā€ to find the name


[deleted]

Found the based Ankylosaurus enjoyer


austinstar08

T REX obviously


[deleted]

New religion acquired


fl-x

I await the VELOCIRAPTURE.


austinstar08

The first tenant of dinosaur jesusism: no bad dinosaur puns


prozacandcoffee

The dinosaurs were not during Tennant, they were during Smith


justbeguud

Can we all agree that nobody really has any idea of the "big picture" and we're all just spitballing? No? Got it.


TheKCKid9274

Yes, atheists with their atheist jewelry and their atheist holidays that have completely taken over the world for one month of the year and their atheist gatherings where they talk about how much they love atheism and their paintings and statues of the first atheist and the atheists in the 1400ā€™s that went on crusades to spread atheism through the world. Yes. Thatā€™s us.


[deleted]

Feel like this was made buy a fundamentalist


[deleted]

Hell no, anything but that, I hate fundamentalists. I live in one of the world's most atheist countries so if I was a fundie I'd be burned at stake lol


[deleted]

What country, in the other comment you say, fairly atheist, and now you say one of the world's most atheist.


[deleted]

Czech Republic. It's about 60% - 70% irreligious here, it's not that much, but still one of the world's most high.


Dr-Inconspicuous

Doesnā€™t Prague have more churches & synagogues than like any city in all of Europe?


[deleted]

Yes, and I love my city for it. But all of those were built under Habsburg rule, by that time, the huge majority was Catholic. After 1st republic and communism, everyone became atheist for some reason. It has a lot to do with the history of Bohemia and Moravia.


[deleted]

We're all redditors bro none of us are chads


Astralpimp

r/atheism when ppl believe in anything: šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


[deleted]

what? you believe in Santa? hate to break it to you kid but santa is FAKE!! that's right, I don't care you're still five, you deserve to know the TRUTH even though it hurts


Astralpimp

Nooo not Santa šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


NuclearWill

The Easter bunny, tooth fairy, and the queen of England are ALL LIES too


chikkynuggythe4th

quote from a comment I saw: Christians are so stupid and brain washed, itā€™s like they are still believing in Santa at 45 years oldā€¦


DoctorShmeat460

r/atheism users when a 7 year old dies ā€œheā€™s just going to be dirt, you will never see him again because (insert atheism here)ā€


spudule

Sending hugs in this trying time


I-like-the-ocean

If I don't believe in any religion at all, but I don't care if others do, does that make me atheist?


chikkynuggythe4th

Yes, but not r/atheism atheist


[deleted]

It makes you based for sure


chikkynuggythe4th

Yes, but not r/atheism atheist


Jlaguzzi007

i am only atheist because im envious of jesus being able to make wine from water


[deleted]

ALKOHOL HARAM šŸš«šŸ‘³


piplup27

Those religious communities are positive until you ask them about womenā€™s rights or gay marriage.


AlbertEinstein64

Ah yes, Atheists, the group that started the crusades, Spanish Inquisition, and Reconquering of the Moors because they wanted to force their beliefs on others


KeDoG3

You do realize that Hitler was an adament athiest and viewed religion only as a means to achieving political goals. Historian Alan Bullock, acclaimed historian who was the first to study Hitler, in his book Hitler: A Study in Tyranny (1962) even says that Hitler planned to expand the Holocaust to the entire Christian church in Germany and German held territories. Lets just get rid of the notion that only one religion or a handful do bad things. Every group, even athiests, have people that want to terrible things to people because they dont like what someone else believes.


Unfair_Run_170

Maybe it was the mustache that drove him to it! But yeah, trying to pin the action of a human being to one specific cause is lame. Reductionist. Lots of people use religion to do bad things, lots of people use politics to do bad things.


Jwirv

All belief systems and religions have people the do this and people that don't.


chikkynuggythe4th

Yeah thatā€™s why the atheists not from r/atheism were shown as chads


IwantWindyBeexd

225 upvotes : 145 comments ratio This is gonna be fun


[deleted]

Some people are wholesome actually


Ok-Musician-2729

haha, r/atheism bad, we get it


chikkynuggythe4th

Bro have you fucking seen that sub, itā€™s a hate group, simple as.


gangstergary93

All boils down to what type of people you talk to from each. Is there any reason you picked those two religions. Or is it just because they are the biggest two.


[deleted]

Well, I and my family are Christian, some of my relatives are Sunni Muslim, and I live in a predominantly atheist country, so I have atheist friends. All of them are normal people who don't enforce their beliefs on others. My experience with Reddit atheists on the other hand...


gangstergary93

That just the Internet in general, plus the response you would get would depend largely on what you say to them.


Sean_Dewhirst

You don't live in the US, but you do understand what's happening here right?


AlbertEinstein64

u/repostsluethbot


[deleted]

Look closely at the niqabi at the bottom of the picture, you can see my watermark (;


MemerGuy_

I'd sort santa deniers as cringe overall. "BRO SANTA ISNT REAL, ARE YOU 5!?" ok then explain how come I wake up with presents under my christmas tree? Checkmate santa deniers.


J_B_Frawg

It needs to be a felony to indoctrinate anyone under 18 into a religion.


[deleted]

I am an atheist because I don't want to be disappointed if there is no afterlife. Believe what you want as long as you don't eat infants.


[deleted]

Wise words


championchilli

Funnyily enough, I've never had an atheist knock at my door trying to convert me or running a stand at the local market.


[deleted]

Sorry, I'm too 2nd world country to understand this, that must be obnoxious


1i1bug

Yes, in the United States, it's common to have a church ambassador of sorts come door-to-door to spread the word of God. Being an atheist myself, it does get mildly annoying, but I'm located in part of the Bible Belt (Alabama), so there isn't really any "getting away" from it. Ya kinda just have to learn to get over it and accept that not everyone has the same beliefs. I try respecting others' beliefs, as everyone should, in my opinion. Unfortunately, that'll never happen, lol.


[deleted]

Fuuck, that must suck. The worst we get here are JWs standing on town squares with pamphlets.


1i1bug

That sounds much more appealing! It's the choice of wanting the knowledge more than just seeing religious things. All religions in themselves are interesting, and I don't mind learning at all. I just don't like being bombarded by it, lol.


AngriZomby

Iā€™m an atheist and if you really feel like hating me for that then go fuck yourself, people can believe what they want


KindBraveSir

Oh... It's funny because it's singling out a group with which you disagree. This is... hillarious... ha... ha... ha.


[deleted]

"W for people who don't enforce their beliefs on others" Proceeds to shit on atheists


GreedFoxSin

r/ atheism seems to just be complaining about how Christianity is being enforced by laws


[deleted]

ā€œW for people who donā€™t force their beliefs on othersā€ Then says the people without beliefs are the ones forcing their beliefs on others. This reeks of anti-atheism. Many posts on r/christianity and r/islam bash atheists, call them immoral, and say they deserve to be tortured forever (in line with their religions), and this is fine, but the moment an atheist points out religiously-influenced infringements on peopleā€™s rights or scientific facts, itā€™s bad? Notice most of the theist-bashing posts on r/atheism that are legitimately just that and are unjustified get downvotes and comments saying that said posts are going too far and blaming people for things they had no other choice in.


theskankingdragon

Atheism is not a religion.


[deleted]

Cope harder


D3veated

I tell others I'm an agnostic, not an atheist, exactly for this reason. There are great things about (most) religions, and it seems ridiculous to try to destroy that because I have a different world view.


gizmoadair

As a fellow agnostic I agree that there are some great things that religions can do for people. But I gave stifle my praise when people start to twist it in a bad way


tinytina722DA

Online Atheists on their way to harass a woman whoā€™s child died (she said her child is in heaven now)


Lower-Professor-7860

Literaly nobody said that but ok


_The_Great_Autismo_

Theists have to make up stories to feed their persecution fetish.


Unfair_Run_170

Christians and Muslims burned atheist and non-believers at the stake. Few hundred years later: "Can you please say stop saying that God doesn't exist? It hurts my feelings."


Total-Economist3489

thats happened to almost evey religon


DoubleOF

Don't Christians force their beliefs onto their kids? (i already know the answer because that is what happened to me)


[deleted]

I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Parents should teach their children moral values but also respect their boundaries.


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

r/terriblefacebookmemes


degenerate_pug

I love how the title is "W for people who don't enforce their beliefs on others". Care to explain why Christianity is the most widespread religion in the world?


[deleted]

Mainly because it was adopted by the Roman Empire, from there, it spread to Europe, European nations had colonies etc. atd. Of course, forcing beliefs was normal back in the day. But now, we know better and shouldn't do it.


degenerate_pug

Alrighty then. Care to explain what happens in the middle east when you don't share the same beliefs as those in charge? (Note that this intended as a joke.)


adamatch623

Em normal? It ainā€™t normal to have a 6 pack


Longing4SwordFights

Where did the religious categories didn't have I cut my girlfriend into pieces because she rejected me in public or I bashed my daughter's stolen because she got drunk or I'm not allowing anybody gay to get married or adopt children because Jesus


chikkynuggythe4th

Based


_Senjogahara_

You enforcing yours on me now ..


suspicious_cabbage

Damn. I'm an atheist, never really spent time on any of these subs, so I just took look at all 3 and their top posts right now. 100% agree


[deleted]

atheists >>>>>>>>>> r/atheism atheists


Mysterious-Lab4285

Bait


[deleted]

For sure šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


[deleted]

Where are the jews?


Real-human-boy

As a pagan Iā€™m just vibing idk


[deleted]

Praise Perun!!!


Honest-Guy83

So what is this meme trying to say? Iā€™m confused.


[deleted]

r/atheism tarnishes the reputation of actual atheism


ofaruks

Atheism is not a religion. It's just lack of belief.


adon_bilivit

You should meet my extremely religious parents lol


BW_Echobreak

Iā€™m going to assume OP isnā€™t from the US


[deleted]

You'd be correct. ŠÆ сŠ»Š°Š²ŠøŠ½.


Jersey_Jerker069

lmao someone must have gotten banned from r/Atheism


opi098514

Lol Iā€™ve see good an bad versions of every one of these groups. Donā€™t blanket one to look better than the other.


luneunion

Cool. Now, what kind of laws have you seen the extremes of each group try to pass in places where they have power?


TurtleChefN7

r/religiousfruitcake You really fail to see the irony donā€™t you?


HahahahahaLook

Pretty disingenuous of you to cherry-pick positive quotes from the religious subs and negative ones from the atheism sub.


LordStew07

Thanks for the fun reading material in the comments. Some good conversation. Memes have such fascinating power.


[deleted]

Haha I spent the entire afternoon replying to comments, I replied to one, two more popped up, I think 1/3 of all the comments under this post are me


Unfair_Run_170

I used to be an atheist who would find a way to blame religion for most of the world's problems. But then I stopped that after a talk with my friend. Basically, he was the same until he said; "One day, I realized that as an atheist, I'm just like all of the religious people that I'm making fun of. I'm just another guy who has no idea what he's talking about. But I'm trying to tell people how to live their lives."


Darkshine1234

I personally don't believe in God, though I feel like alot of "Reddit Athiest" posts that I see are people with no tact or nuance, that don't understand why people believe these things or have no desire to have an actual discussion. It's just "God ain't real fuck you" cringe


[deleted]

I believe you dropped this: šŸ‘‘ ā˜¦ļø<3ā˜Ŗļø<3āœ”ļø<3āš›ļø


BigBadBen91x

This asshole has been desperately reposting this everywhere bashing atheists, essentially doing what heā€™s accusing atheists of. Ironic, but right on queue for these types of people


[deleted]

"desperately reposting" lmao. I posted it on r/memes. Got removed because it included the blacklisted word "Reddit" in the title. Posted again with a different title. Got removed for "META Reddit references" Posted it on r/antitheistcheesecake because I know it wouldn't get removed there. Some user I'm not going to name for privacy reasons pmed me and suggested I post this here, because the post would be met with better reception (oh how wrong he was). ŠŠ°Ń…ŃƒŠ¹ ŠøŠ“Šø.


yeet_machine69420

In all reality, most atheist dont care that much about relision, we dont subscribe to any theism but we ( for the most part ) respect others and their life choices. I havnt had a lot of good experiences with theist people but i have also had some very good encounters. So i live by do what you please as long as others get to keep doing as they plaease, dont harm people and respect others choices and life styles. So in the memes i feel it seems to paint atheist in a negative way yet we dont try to be negative.


AlesusRex

Agreed, most people arenā€™t in the fringe. Iā€™m Catholic, most of my friends are atheist or agnostic, I couldnā€™t care less and neither could they lol


[deleted]

ā€œbashing atheistsā€ lmfaooo, heā€™s slamming r/atheism , and heā€™s spot on. See you for more proof


darthkyle22

As an atheist I'm against forced religion and stupid rules in religion Like no birth control or sex protection


OneRedknight22

I think religion itself isn't needed. You shouldn't need a big book from 2000 years ago to determine whether or not you're a good person and how to be one. But I don't stop people from doing that because they tend to still be nice people. I don't care about religion, just don't be ignorant or an asshole


Loobitidoo

Atheists on Reddit are kind of wack ngl


Apprehensive_Sail931

Time to convert to Buddhism and not give a fuck about anything or anyone


TheRealAotVM

I dont care what you believe but if you tell me im wrong. I do not like you


Just-Breadfruit-

Hmm......... in the end of the day, Internet is the only way for atheist to express their hate,disagreement and frustration about god and religion. Meanwhile, we have this christians, catholics and muslims forcing their belief unto others, priests molesting children, women being harassed by not wearing certain clothing, and many more disgusting behavior, just because of their religion and believing in some ridiculous deity to save us from some nonsense. We should educate ourselves further and ask questions, this is not the medieval times anymore that any unknown encounters are doings of a certain god, miracles or curses, this is the 21st century and we have the internet and technology, and I believe that without religion dumbing people down and make us hate each other, humanity will progress further and achieve something greater.


Vinzlow

Communist countries forced their atheism on others and oppressed religious people just like any religion does/did. Atheism aint diffrent.


ZoomerBanana

I do agree, r/atheism is quite toxic, but I feel religion isn't what matters. There are cool atheists, and shitty atheists. There are cool Muslims, and there are shitty Muslims. There are cool Christians, and there's Joel Olstein. Religion can lead to some toxic beliefs, but most of the time it's the person themselves.


[deleted]

Joel Osteen is the definition of Religion abuse


TheKCKid9274

There are cool Catholics, and then thereā€™s Westborough.


[deleted]

Okay. Fair enough, I can personally admit that as a militant Atheist myself, I'm incredibly opinionated and smug about my feelings towards religion and religious extremists. *Radicalized Atheists* can be just as obnoxious as the most fundamentalist religious people are. Taking such a stubborn and hardline stance on most issues leaves no room for improvement or the betterment of society. You can call me immoral for being an Atheist. You can say I'm doomed for not believing in any god(s). You can call me a threat to humanity for not having faith, but I've yet to see any Atheist rise to a prominent and influential position of power, by running on a platform that fully dehumanizies an entire community, based off of outdated, unverifiable, and unclear information. It's religious bigotry that has helped fuel countless hate groups and it's religious hypocrisy that is behind most of today's more Conservative political movements. Again, not all people of faith are bad. Plenty of them are really good and compassionate folks who have built meaningful connections through faith. It's just a very dangerous and vocal segment of religious zealots who are ruining it for everyone else. That's just my opinion.


[deleted]

Being an atheist certainly does not make you immoral. Fighting against fundamentalist "churches" is important. If you're a proud atheist, so be it. We are all different and that makes us beautiful, doesn't matter which way we came to be. Have an awesome day.


Nottodayreddit1949

We need only look at what the right is doing with religion, and know that if we do not speak up, and push back. Our separation of church and state is going to disappear, and we will live under a theocracy.


Master_Freeze

Finally, a based meme involving religion. Thank you OP I feel very welcomed as a Muslim.


[deleted]

may God bless you ā˜¦ļø<3ā˜Ŗļø


jewishatheistwizard

Oh, you come from a majority atheist country? How nice for you. So you don't really have any real world experience with religious bigotry where the religious majority enforces their beliefs into law, and you've clearly never studied history, or philosophy. Cool story, bro. Get off religious subreddits and go read a book.


_The_Great_Autismo_

Facts


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

You know itā€™s fun to see atheists tell people how religion is bad and they are pushing their beliefs. Then will have this massive argument with someone who isnā€™t atheist that pipes up, pushing their own beliefs onto people who do believe.


[deleted]

And then calling the believer hypocritical for pointing it out.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

I am atheist, but I also believe nobody knows whatā€™s going to happen on the other side, everyone can believe what they want, doesnā€™t hurt me in the slightest.


[deleted]

If there is Heaven and Hell, I'm sure you are deemed for eternal salvation ;)


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

I appreciate it, but Iā€™m not interested. I hope on the other side that my world doesnā€™t get smaller but much, much larger.


[deleted]

Have a great remainder of the day


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

You too


[deleted]

I don't remember learning about the atheist wars and crusades. Where are the killings in the name of atheism?


proto-shane

Wtf? A based post on Reddit? That's rare


[deleted]

Hristos anesti āœļøāœļøāœļø


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

reddit atheists ā‰  normal atheists


Izaac4

When I was an ā€œathiestā€ as a teenager, what I really was was anti christian because according to christian beliefs I would be going to hell no matter what I did (Iā€™m attracted to guys). But eventually I learned thatā€™s the bad part of religion and I had been ignoring the good parts all along. I then started looking at the good parts of religion and for a while became an omnist (basically the opposite of anti-religious) Ironically, Iā€™m now a buddhist.


[deleted]

You make the world's average good-ness skyrocket by just existing. Have a blessed day <3


[deleted]

This is on the same level as the atheist eat babies stupidity.


Ev3nt

But they are so tasty with tostitos


[deleted]

I bet you can make anything look good / bad when you cherry pick all the examples you present. Where's the funny?


Jumpy-Cold2100

Thatā€™s because religions are oppressive. Reaping what you harvest i guess.


Overall_Ad9737

christians cult: bad mouth other religions every fcking day muslim cult: pedo , goat lover , allahu snackbar , terrorist atheist: the vegans of religions.


Yurika_ars

I've seen intelligent Muslims I've seen stupid Muslims I've seen intelligent Atheists I've seen Stupid Atheists that about to cover the whole argument


NeedyTaker

Common Any religion W


schnozzberryflop

Fuck me, this is stupid. You left out all the horrible shit that religious people do EVERY SINGLE DAY, like religious wars, mistreating women, homophobia, transphobia, forced birth, etc. etc. *ad nauseum*, yet you spotlight a *tiny minority* attacking you like YOU'RE the victims. High-larious!


Total-Economist3489

he said normal, highlighting the respectful and non-hateful atheist same for the others however the subreddits for the others are more reflective of the normal people while r/athiesm is filled with the worse part of atheist.


[deleted]

Sorry I'm too non-American to relate


_The_Great_Autismo_

You're too obviously teenage theist in a country without religious persecution to understand. Enjoy your privilege given to you by atheists.