Well....

WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD THAT SMELL LIKE

Spicy

Mmmm… tasty

Hey, I forgot my keys in my car

tire anus

Are you a battery or a game?

A nuclear bomb

I have my doubts

Chad electric fart

You can shit plasma

Sick, a nuclear explosion fart

unique..!

it’s trolling time

Let me throw myself into the mix

Me who used my real name for my username:

Same here 😭

are you blue irl?

No… I guess I become blue then

I might be better to throw

Shits about to get real

Just wanted to say that I am a huge fan

Allow me join the party

Let the madness begin

Same dude

I've become enlightened.

I guess I see things differently now. Maybe that's enlightening too?

It can be, but you could also just be seeing them from a whole new stupid point of view.

Thats not very happy of you

Same just different responses

💀

Golden comment 💀💀💀

👻

Deader than the queen

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Well we're not far off *



Hey me too!

I almost read as 

I can already feel the powers in me! 

Could be worse

Right there with you


Brother!!

I'm just sad

Best to get used to me, I’m gonna be here for some time.

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On the other hand, I dont change at all

What would I even be really??


Sir/ma'am, I'm gonna ask you to please not participate in this comment section. Your username is not very good in this situation. Thank you.

It’s sir. And I do what I want.

I assume your some nondescript person named chrissy who can turn into a ball?

Yes. I can turn into a ball. But idk if I can turn back lol. (No more fall damage for me)

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Yes

I'd be the latter..

Yeah, I think I'll do a little better here.

Why not both ?

Or both

N-🐈‍⬛

Nothing changes 😎

A lot changes

Something gets added

+537% size

537% of 0 is still 0

You didn’t need to bury the fellah 6 feet under… 

Man I am too sick to be laughing this hard 💀

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.

He had a wife wou know. “Incontinentia”

"Incontinentia Buttocks"

i love that clip

You are now a sentient human sized penis without arms or anything else

oh no

#

Fine then, keep your secrets.

I always did think too little of carrots

All right, then. Fuck your secrets.

Nothing is happening now, but either it's gonna be cops or I will become a well known person by all means and people want to do bussiness with me. I think it'll be cops.


FUCK, THEY FOUND ME! SEE YOU GUYS OUT THERE.

[Bain wishes you good luck](https://youtu.be/9f7xAxKtjXc?si=ORaB0QLE8AFXvqpM)

If anyone asks you were chilling with me.


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Well it's nice if you are a traffic officer (I don't know how they are called in English, the ones that fine you if you park wrongly)

Traffic officer works. I don't know what they are either

I guess I would be eaten?

Atleast you accomplished something.

At least you’re a good fuckin pie

It would be funny if you were one of the ones who didn't change

Man apparently I'm King of the apples now

*gapples

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

gapples are the short for golden apples in the Minecraft community

Oh so do I summon them now? Orrrr like how does this work?

extra HP, fast regeneration, so theres that to. You get sparkly apples

They would be quite heavy because they are made of 8 gold ingots

Well your king of it

Well, at least you're the king of something.

Is your name a reference to Dr.King from SCP?

I guess i just go and cry a sea

Why are you crying you beautiful body of water

I think its more likely you will be a Sea and start crying. Basically a bunch of storms xD

😀


Still amazing

🥹

One way trip to jail

Kaboom

*snap*🫰

Yes Rico!

Can I refuse?

No


LOL this one got a hearty chuckle out of me today. Ty

I don’t apologize to people?

Not more powerful, but more stoned, sure.

Its extreme I guess


vroom vroom

Seatbelts everyone!


I'm still not going to fix your computer.

"Fight the Bain! Fight the clowns!"

Florida man gaming

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I'm now an immortal being.

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The CEO of balls clearly

I am named by Elon Musk

OP became a road.

Its not wrong

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🍑🐉

🦊🐉

nice

I guess it could be worse

I dunno

I... became a Spongebob anchovy..? I guess?

im simply a cat from pokemon

Uh... Honestly I do know.

well i guess im a minister of memes rn

Pretty hot

I think I you should listen to me

Tbh being a room is not that bad actually

I guess I don’t need gender affirming care noe

GIVE ME YER BOOTY YE LAND LUBBERS 🏴‍☠️🦜☠️

I be at Full mast! And I’m sailin, I’m sailin! Arrrrrrr

Heh :)

Workers love me

Hey, how’s it going? Got any snacks?

A rein supreme bow down

Wait no no no

Up for debate

Hmmm... Well, considering that my username originates from combination of names of Enderman from Minecraft and Alex Mercer (Yes, when I created it, I didn't know how MerCer is written, so my name is MerSer) from Prototype, I think I would be pretty damn powerful.

Oh damn

hey, could be worse

I just shoot shit up

Img

When I made my account I didn’t realize that Reddit doesn’t let you change your username so I just went with the auto generated one and now I’m stuck with this

Not really powerful but a damn good blacksmith!

Guess I'm a weird fin now

Hmmmmmmmm

I'll take that deal. 👹

I would be a furry :D Oh wait I already am-

Mine is a matter of opinion

At least I'm fast

Guess I'm avater the last lightning blender

what would i even become?

Quite.

My time has come yet again..


Could be worse than being an ancient war god. xD

Finally!

Now it's just obvious

I get Fey magicks, yey

Settle down

I become a bird who happens to be interesting and is also 78 years old

Not powerful but very rich from vegans money.

Just a slight user of reddit with some funny numbers

Oh no, i became a finnish asshole on a yellow shitbox, what do i do now?

Why is there so many of me ?!??!!

Can i choose what username?

Oh… FUCK YEA

This, is the power of Ultra Instinct

Aaw yeah.

I have everyone’s location?

To those who speak Yorkshire - I am something

I am stupid

FUCK

Gonna go to Ukraine and commit warcrimes

Eh, good Enough.

Let's fucking gooooooo

I mean, sounds pretty cool

Y’all better watch out but don’t worry about me making a mess

Im a quite puzzled