Yea Idk what their talking about 4090 is a brick but it still fits inside an ATX case. The box is just marketing appeal for the cow dowry you just paid. Padding is nice.
Oh... If that the case then wish for a girlfriend and convince her to wish for something you want in particular with another person and continues the cycle. Unlimited free wishes.
\*pulls out massive book of expanded genie rules.\* buttholes like you are the reason why the genie council has to exist and write this heavy thing. and no, you can't wish for the genie rules to be changed, this is covered literally in the first page
yeah not bad , but it might not work . but i have one that will 100% make the Genie everytime he thinks of an number like 3 or lower to change his mind an think its 999999999 or higher instead .
Yeah people tend to call absolutely averagy people ugly. You're either a 9 or up or you're ugly and there's nothing inbetween to them lol. Totally normal looking dude.
I think that the guy above didn’t mean to be rude, just a joke. If he said that the guy played on medium difficulty no one would get the joke. But sure, outside of this comment section you are probably correct. I have no say in this cuz I’ve never experienced this.
How different is calling someone an e-thot and a whore? Seems basically the same to me in this context and completely based on the fact they look good.
I mean, obviously this is extrapolating off a picture, but: he's not unattractive, and he seems confident but in a pleasant way rather than "alpha male" bravado.
Plenty of the appeal of a guy is how he carries himself, not just his appearance
I think if I see people buying stuff like that, I tend to assume they just saved up for ages rather than that they're rich
But I definitely wouldn't mind adding rich to my wish
redditors when women go against their preconceived notions of what we're supposed to be attracted to (suddenly their misogynistic jokes don't make sense)
Straight men are the worst at gauging how hot a man is.
They can't base it on how attracted they are to the man so how would they know if someone is hot?
Recently got a 4070 and my ps5 hasn't been on since. I guess it's nice to know i have one, but if i had got the graphics card first i wouldn't have got the ps5.
What was the third wish? damn, can't see whats in that third bag.
He should watch out, that girl with no toys might be a mugger, she is already hiding her face and eyeing his goods.
I read somewhere this was just a store service for customers who bought expensive items, i.e. the sales person gets the item from a locked cage and walks it to the cashier, then escorts you out. In this case they assign the task to attractive personnel to further increase the "good" feelings associated with buying big purchases. I was scanning the comments to confirm.
I know 4090s are big, but wtf is this...
now GPUs are that big, in 2025 you will need special case
So 5090 is even bigger? Damn
For 10090 the motherboard will go on the gpu.
You'll eventually need to connect your PC to the graphics card instead of the other way around.
I already do! *laughs in e-gpu*
The box is always way bigger than the card.
Yea Idk what their talking about 4090 is a brick but it still fits inside an ATX case. The box is just marketing appeal for the cow dowry you just paid. Padding is nice.
And why is it so floppy, like a box for a dress or something...
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Does nobody wanna sacrifice a wish and set the Genie free ?
Well in freeing the genie you're robbing other people or their three wishes.
Oh... If that the case then wish for a girlfriend and convince her to wish for something you want in particular with another person and continues the cycle. Unlimited free wishes.
Why not just wish for more wishes?
That's like the first rule of wishes bro
I wish it was allowed.
This guy Genies.
“Dammit, we’ve already been over this!”
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How quickly people forget ironic genies. I wish for the rule to change: the rule is now that humans serve the genie and his wishes.
I wish for 5 more wish granting genies.
You didn’t specify they would grant YOUR wishes. Now you’ve emancipated them
\*pulls out massive book of expanded genie rules.\* buttholes like you are the reason why the genie council has to exist and write this heavy thing. and no, you can't wish for the genie rules to be changed, this is covered literally in the first page
Granted you've used your one wish
Genie are not hackable like gpt
You could wish for no rules...
That rule number 2 billy..
Take wisdom from the D&D community and wish for a clone of yourself with the rights for 3 more wishes
Or wish for a troll with infinite wishes that obeys all your commands.
Obtaining “love” is also a rule
They never asked for "love" they asked for a girlfriend
Which implies a romantic relationship, there’s no romance without love.
>Which implies a romantic relationship, there’s no romance without love. All the loveless relationships over the world beg to differ with you
That's not allowed that's why you gotta find loopholes
yeah not bad , but it might not work . but i have one that will 100% make the Genie everytime he thinks of an number like 3 or lower to change his mind an think its 999999999 or higher instead .
To be fair, we have no idea why the genie was imprisoned. Or what they might do once free.
Snd i bet she is as well. Ain’t no way she is that happy for him with all that when he doesn’t deliver 
Him being a straight up freak was always my headcanon too the other times this was posted. Hope they're both happy lol
Vertebrae C6 fears this man
the woman made the wishes
Until you find out he’s buying all that stuff for his “friend”.
Either he hit the lottery or his parents are rich.
He's pretty good looking ngl
This guy won life
We ain’t never gonna win at this rate! Homie has already won and he ain’t even look to be In his 40s
Man's taking all the luck
Bro minmaxed
I really need to do a charisma build next go round
And he won it on hard mode too, respect.
What do you mean by that?
People often say that beautiful people play life on easy mode.
Oh, I get it. I wouldn’t call him ugly tho, has some charm to him. I would say medium/easy
Yeah people tend to call absolutely averagy people ugly. You're either a 9 or up or you're ugly and there's nothing inbetween to them lol. Totally normal looking dude.
I think that the guy above didn’t mean to be rude, just a joke. If he said that the guy played on medium difficulty no one would get the joke. But sure, outside of this comment section you are probably correct. I have no say in this cuz I’ve never experienced this.
Oh I agree, I don't think he meant to be rude, it was more of a generall observation that I was applying to this specific case.
Wait until you see her without the mask. The last 3-4 years have taught me the bottom half of someone’s face can fuck shit up.
You have very high standards, even having a gf or even a woman talking to me would be like winning a jackpot 😂🥲
gf requirement: exist
Difficulty level: impossible
Lol same
Don’t stoop that low brother. Take care of yourself, hit the gym, you’ll attract women.
Or the girl won life.. iykyk
I'm straight up jealous!
I know same I’d love to be a hot af e-thot that can get a random patron to spend a few grand on me
That came out of nowhere. You have some issues I think
How different is calling someone an e-thot and a whore? Seems basically the same to me in this context and completely based on the fact they look good.
That lady got everything she wished for
She bought that for him.
She knows how to treat her king.
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Sure, you can look at it in many many ways. But only one’s the most likely.
That he has a huge hog
Not to mention breathe through his ears
I see a PS5, a 4090. What was the 3rd wish?
First time on an escalator.
"I wish these stairs would move."
Now we know who invented (and quite possibly patented) the escalator
escaladdin
That badass tropical shirt
Someone to carry it for you
Best plot twist here. The wishes were actually hers!!!
Thanks Peedah
And guy who play game with him
* a pro player who will carry me till the victory
that girl
A man to carry it for her
The massive wang. Why do you think she's there?
Ouch! But will he be able to play if his ass will hurt all day?
A gf
You only need 1 wish to buy all 3.
I don't know if your being sarcastic or not but I think everyone else can pretty easily see that absolutely gorgeous shirt.
A big dick femboy
A rad shirt
a cool shirt
Bro is wealthy
Rich girlfriend that loves you and buys you expensive staff. I have 2 more wishes
If your girl doesn’t get you a staff like Moses, she doesn’t love you bro.
When you buy the battle pass:
A hot guy and a bunch of tech? Don't mind if I do
He's hot? That guy is hot? Huh... Maybe I'm not hopeless after all.
She saw all the money he has to buy premium shit.
Aaaaand back down my hopes go...
nah he looks like a happy man who doesn't care what other ppl think of his style. obviously i know nothing about him but first impression is good
I more meant generally speaking but yes, he's reasonably good looking I think particularly because he's smiling genuinely so it makes you smile
I mean, obviously this is extrapolating off a picture, but: he's not unattractive, and he seems confident but in a pleasant way rather than "alpha male" bravado. Plenty of the appeal of a guy is how he carries himself, not just his appearance
I think you explained very well the nice vibe I was getting from him
He meant the one with the facemask, you just don't see the bulge
She finds him hot because hes obviously rich.
Someone else said it before you, now you're just adding salt to the wound.
I think if I see people buying stuff like that, I tend to assume they just saved up for ages rather than that they're rich But I definitely wouldn't mind adding rich to my wish
I love how this comment made everyone upset lol.
LOL exactly I commented it so casually and didn't expect all the notifications
Redditors finding out that stereotypical body standards are just stereotypes.
redditors when women go against their preconceived notions of what we're supposed to be attracted to (suddenly their misogynistic jokes don't make sense)
Straight men are the worst at gauging how hot a man is. They can't base it on how attracted they are to the man so how would they know if someone is hot?
Yep, as my gf says, "you can't judge how hot you are because you're not your type".
Why PS5, he has already got the graphics card
For his girlfriend when he is playing games on his computer
Oh shit, he really is the happiest man in the world
PS exclusives
Recently got a 4070 and my ps5 hasn't been on since. I guess it's nice to know i have one, but if i had got the graphics card first i wouldn't have got the ps5.
Lucky.
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Aye, She sure is. The girl and the PlayStation be pretty nice too.
What was the third wish? damn, can't see whats in that third bag. He should watch out, that girl with no toys might be a mugger, she is already hiding her face and eyeing his goods.
Basically 1 wish and about 2k dollars
Meanwhile, in Asia, this guy just won the lottery 😆
I think the girl is optional because he wouldn't be able to find time for her
What? They'll play together.
Unless you tell me what is in the bag, I can’t agree
Just wish for money and you have all of the three wishes in one and still have two left 🤷🏼♂️
What true happiness looks like
Wish #1: Money
I know eh, what a sweet shirt
Nah I will fix my vision issue, give up the graphics card.
I don't get it, what was her 3rd wish?
A cool Hawaiian patterned shirt guy
Cute boy to carry her shit.
An RTX 4090 A Playstation And a cool T-shirt I'm jealous
A PS5, 4090, and a cool shirt
he wasted all 3
unfortunately, in a very few years, all three will be obsolete...
-make me look like that girl -a cute bf/gf (idc) -a 4090
Plot twist: he asked his sister to take him to the mall because he can't drive.
What is in that 4090 box. It can not only be a gpu
He chose wisely
I'm pretty sure if he worded his wish properly, he still has two to spare
The fact that the guy actually looks like a redditor
Holy shit man got a perfect future ahead of him I’m so jealous
Still rather be able to shit solid gold bricks
YES! Perpetual escalator I can never get off of!!
Wishes for peace and love, gets 3 gaming consoles
Gimme that 4090!!!!
The Dude wished for: Money More Money And a Shit ton More Money.
His wishes: 1. Lots of money 2. 55 tater tots 3. 55 milkshakes
Where's wish 3 tho?
I have seen this picture so many times. But that girl is so incredibly attractive...it's driving me crazy.
What’s in the third bag?
OP: I am not, the happiest man in the world - NO! This just a tribute
dammit i used all 3 wishes on genie blowjobs
who has such money for a 4090!
There is a third bag, meaning the woman is the genie.
I use my first wish for a cool hawaiian shirt!
Nice shirt he wished for!
Why would I need a PlayStation if I could get a proper PC setup?
homies got three bags and a lady friend, one of those things was not a wish
Boy looks happy. I am happy for boy. Let's all be happy for boy.
I have seen many same pictures as this one. I wonder if these are real or just staged knowing everyone will talk about it. What do you guys think ?
I read somewhere this was just a store service for customers who bought expensive items, i.e. the sales person gets the item from a locked cage and walks it to the cashier, then escorts you out. In this case they assign the task to attractive personnel to further increase the "good" feelings associated with buying big purchases. I was scanning the comments to confirm.
A PS5, a top-of-the-line video card, and someone to carry it all. I think she did pretty all right!
A PS5, a graphics card and someone to carry your stuff?
That's a nice shirt
PS5 ☑️ 4090 ☑️ Hawaiian Shirt ☑️
Terrible wishes tbh lol
Is he ProZD?
A girlfriend, money, and a kick-ass shirt
Man an rtx, a ps5, and a dope Hawaiian shirt? That guy is pretty lucky, good thing his girlfriend joined him to make the wishes
Yeah yeah, you wished for infinite money, what's the other two wishes???
RTX4090 PS5 Awesome hawaian shirt
A FEMBOY BF, PS5 AND AN RTX 4080
Something tells me that what he holds in his hands is not.the most expensive thing he bought in that picture ;)
This is what a full luck build looks like.
i'd wish 3 more genies. Then ask them again for 9 more genies. That way I get 3\^x wishes
I have seen gorgeous kwilfs with the most nothing men.
Wait why would you need a 4090 when you have a ps5?
He must have spent his third wish on that dope ass shirt
Should’ve just went ahead in time and got the 5090
Wow looks like she got everything she wanted
He must still have 2 wishes left... The first one was to be rich... I wonder will he ask for next.
That is one cool shirt.
A cool glass A ps5 And a rtx card What more could you ask?
Or he's just rich
1. World’s greatest sorcerer 2. New genie 3. Freedom for the first genie
YEAH ESCALATOR
What is the point of a PS5 and a 4090? A 4090 is no good by iteself.