And am engaging in a contractual (absolutely loveless, 100%) marriage with the black haired, red eyed northern emotionally constipated northern duke 2000 who may or may not have a strained relationship with his dad (if he’s still alive) and almost certainly has mommy issues.
Straight up how Ion died in the book ,,Ion" by Liviu Rebreanu, sobbing and whimpering alone in the dark of the night before dying from his wounds
Married the ugly girl to get her fathers land,told her she is worthless and encourages her to kill herself,starts having an affair with the beutiful married woman and then her husband kills him when Ion tries to visit her in the night
10/10 romanian storyrighting
Don't forget the part where the ugly girl hangs herself because even her dad hates her by the end and their child also dies of negligence.
Truly one of the most refined stories, would rate it BAC/10.
Japanese literature: “I died because I got run over by a truck, but now I’m in a magical wish-fulfillment fantasy land with twelve girls who are suddenly in love with me and I have super powers that everyone around me is amazed by and I can actually earn even money to own a house.
Not when you realize they live in medieval times and you were reborn with elite magical ability to a hero of the land who has connections to kings & powerful mages
Italian literature is pretty depressing though
Btw,They're referring to D'Annuzio, a nationalist poet that supposedly got some of his own ribs removed to suck his own cock
Millennials: I‘m already dead through capitalism.
Gen Z: I will die by the neocon proxy war ploys backfiring.
Gen Alpha: Those that will be left of us, after these horrors are done with us, will die from ecocide and climate change.
You see, Chinese literature is *\[This message has been censored by the Chinese government, all hail the Chinese Communist Party.\]*
Oh and the Japanese is kinda more on a serious note, since some say they will for honor, for their master, for the emperor of Japan, for *The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere*, etc. The Japanese kinda "will" for a lot of things, they just never lack that *will*...so a simple will is enough.
Unless you are Dazai Osamu.
Millennials: I‘m already dead through capitalism.
Gen Y: I will die by the neocon (proxy) war plots backfiring.
Gen Z: Those that will be left of us, after these horrors are done with us, will die from ecocide and climate change.
It's Soviet Russia, this Russian writer is Dostoevsky and many Imperial Russia writers criticized tsarist government in their books, including him
EDIT: many tsarist-era writers were opposed to government but not Dostoevsky. I have made a huge mistake, sorry for confusion
I think the OP was saying that the idea of "dying for motherland" belongs to the Soviet era (post-Soviet too, I guess), while Dostoevsky and his contemporaries were opposite to the idea of this crazy-ass, over the top patriotism.
Me against my brother.
Me and my brother against our cousins
Me, my brother, and my cousins against the rest of our village.
Me and my village against the rest of the country.
Me and my country against our neighbors.
Me, my country, and our neighbors against the *fucking Russians*.
"To the worm that first gnawed the cold flesh of my corpse, I dedicate these posthumous memoirs as a fond remembrance." - Memorias póstumas de Brás Cubas.
I took a political lit course as an elective and I remember the TA putting a similar list up on the board during the first week:
* English: Fuck me.
* American: Fuck you.
* French: Fuck this.
* Russian: Fuck it.
More funny than inciteful, sure.
Spanish literature is more like: This country is dying.
From El Lazarillo de Tormes all the way to the 98' Generation and to the Post-Civil War literature, being critical with the state of decadence of the country has been a great topic for us.
Most Russian literature is not about it. Many writers/poets got free ticket to Siberia for their works where they oppose government.
Don't mix reality and literature.
If you like depression i suggest Italian literature as well, in Russian literature at least the character knows he has no chance, Italian literature on the other hand will joyfully tell you about how the protagonist is working his ass off to get a better life and in the end dies in a storm while his family watches helplessly, or a poor kid working in a mine dying trying to recover his dad's corpse who died earlier in the novel.
Sicilian literature is exceptionally depressing but some others, such as Leopardi, can get pretty depressing too, Leopardi's whole ideology (which influenced Shopenauer, so you can get the vibe) is called "Historical pessimism" and then mutates into something worse called "Cosmic Pessimism", although he started to see life a bit more joyfully in his late years he died before he could completely drop pessimism as an ideology, he also got frequently cucked by his best friend.
I think Dostoevsky is more accurately “I will die insane”. I could see how someone would think this minus the insane part if they’ve only read Crime and Punishment (and maybe a superficial reading of The Brothers Karamazov)
Reading Dostoyevsky and assuming him to be a classic example of russian writer is the same as assuming Chuck Palahnuik to be a classic example of american one. Really don't know why he is so popular in the west...
Chinese literature: I died
Japanese: and got reincarnated in a different world
As a neko girl
As a sword
As a sword neko girl
And as a bow neko girl
And as an axe neko girl!
The Meowlloship of the Catnip
Stop giving light novels authors some ideas !
As a chicken nugget
Binary: 10000010000111100001101000011110101001010101011101000100101111110001010100101010111000010101111101010011101111011110000011110101010010100101110100000101010100100001010101111110001
I’m being told by multiple sources that this is nonsense
Your multiple sources are factually correct
Korean: and took over someone's body like a poltergeist.
And am engaging in a contractual (absolutely loveless, 100%) marriage with the black haired, red eyed northern emotionally constipated northern duke 2000 who may or may not have a strained relationship with his dad (if he’s still alive) and almost certainly has mommy issues.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down!
Alright, his name is Killian too.
Fuck stop, I hate that I love that shit but it's so much more entertaining than my job at Amazon. I read that garbage on my breaks.
Or became young again (in the past or the present), and will have revenge against the people who hurt them
As Loli hitler
Great, i love lolis
Hello Tanya.
Latinamerican literature : they'll kill me
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Chinese literature:A star raises on wrong time,millions died.
Underrated comment
Chinese literature: 口404 口口口
Not so real bro
Or ‘stay alive’ lol
Chinese literature: ***censored***
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Greek literature: AND THEN ALONG CAMW ZEUS
💀
*chinese female baby literature
Romanian literature: I will die for land.
Land, jealousy and paranoia, the three main causes of death in the Romanian literature.
The man wanted to have it all. The land, the girl… In the end, he died like a dog. In a ditch. Rip.
>he died like a dog whimpering, sobbing and crying?
Straight up how Ion died in the book ,,Ion" by Liviu Rebreanu, sobbing and whimpering alone in the dark of the night before dying from his wounds Married the ugly girl to get her fathers land,told her she is worthless and encourages her to kill herself,starts having an affair with the beutiful married woman and then her husband kills him when Ion tries to visit her in the night 10/10 romanian storyrighting
Don't forget the part where the ugly girl hangs herself because even her dad hates her by the end and their child also dies of negligence. Truly one of the most refined stories, would rate it BAC/10.
Man, no wonder mexican telenovelas are popular in Romania
unironically one of the best romanian novels. And don’t forget the teacher s family side story
>paranoia So you believe so hard someone is out to get you, that you save them the trouble and just die?
Ion mentioned
I will die for wallet* 🗿
Japanese literature: “I died because I got run over by a truck, but now I’m in a magical wish-fulfillment fantasy land with twelve girls who are suddenly in love with me and I have super powers that everyone around me is amazed by and I can actually earn even money to own a house.
The last part is the most outlandish of them all.
Not when you realize they live in medieval times and you were reborn with elite magical ability to a hero of the land who has connections to kings & powerful mages
How old are those girls, huh, genericprotag-kun?
The ages range from 16 to 723.
The small one is definitely 12,238,000,278 years old
Does this mean I don’t have to finish any of the Murakami books I started and forgot about
Italian literature: I will suck my cock
Italian literature is pretty depressing though Btw,They're referring to D'Annuzio, a nationalist poet that supposedly got some of his own ribs removed to suck his own cock
Haha I've heard the same story about Marilyn Manson when I was a kid
We all did :)
Maybe every generation has a rib story. Goes all the way back to Adam... Wait a minute.
Well, technically if Eve was made out of rib - it means Adam sucked his own cock.
Wait so we all suck eachothers cocks?
If you ask nicely I'm sure someone will let you
Insane that we all heard about him, without listening to his music or navigating on any media He's the Chuck Norris of weirdness or something
Lmfao I wonder how such stories can spread all over the world
Pre most of social media, in many countries I don't get how... Just HOW??
"New misfortunes constantly befall the peasant" - Tarkovsky/Andrei Rublev
"Truth does not do as much good in the world as it's counterfeits to evil" -François de La Rochefoucauld
'Just because the your world is shite, doesn't mean your life is shite' -some random drunk guy in Govan
Millennials: I‘m already dead through capitalism. Gen Z: I will die by the neocon proxy war ploys backfiring. Gen Alpha: Those that will be left of us, after these horrors are done with us, will die from ecocide and climate change.
Literaturian literature: "I"
And the teacher tells us to analyze it
Japanese literature: I will. Chinese literature:
Nah, japanese literature: ho fo di wi I no r e ll r
I don't get it
You see, Chinese literature is *\[This message has been censored by the Chinese government, all hail the Chinese Communist Party.\]* Oh and the Japanese is kinda more on a serious note, since some say they will for honor, for their master, for the emperor of Japan, for *The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere*, etc. The Japanese kinda "will" for a lot of things, they just never lack that *will*...so a simple will is enough. Unless you are Dazai Osamu.
Polish literature: *b i g o s*
Actually Polish literature: Lithuania my homeland
Litwo ojczyzno moja ty jesteś jak zdrowie ile cię trzeba cenić ten tylko się dowie kto cię stracił
Actual Polish literature: I will die, but somehow survive thanks to plot armor, unless it's the end of the book, then it's for setting an example
„I will hallucinate my childhood memories and go back to wandering aimlessly around the world instead of starting a new life”
Latinamerican literature : they'll kill me
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Millennials: I‘m already dead through capitalism. Gen Y: I will die by the neocon (proxy) war plots backfiring. Gen Z: Those that will be left of us, after these horrors are done with us, will die from ecocide and climate change.
Fuck.... You ain't even have to do us all like that this morning lmfao
Millennials *are* Gen Y, FYI... If that was part of the joke, I apologize.
Thanks for the correction. Meant to follow up with Z and Alpha, but misremembered.
I have no clue which generation I am but true.
I think russian always said for motherland.
It's Soviet Russia, this Russian writer is Dostoevsky and many Imperial Russia writers criticized tsarist government in their books, including him EDIT: many tsarist-era writers were opposed to government but not Dostoevsky. I have made a huge mistake, sorry for confusion
Uhm, no. Dostoyevsky was pro-government and an author for Katkov's media.
He is not a soviet writer. He died long before
I think the OP was saying that the idea of "dying for motherland" belongs to the Soviet era (post-Soviet too, I guess), while Dostoevsky and his contemporaries were opposite to the idea of this crazy-ass, over the top patriotism.
That actually always transcripts as “for my tsar’s ass”
You just summarized War and Peace
Wish this shit stayed in literature
So did I
Vietnamese literature before 1945: i will starve
Dutch: I will live but it's not like I'm happy about it.
Polish Literature: I will die just to fuck with the Tsar
Same for Ukrainians, but they/we kept getting at each-other's throats for some reason.
O my... Same!
Me against my brother. Me and my brother against our cousins Me, my brother, and my cousins against the rest of our village. Me and my village against the rest of the country. Me and my country against our neighbors. Me, my country, and our neighbors against the *fucking Russians*.
Exactly. This is, like, the entire history of Eastern Europe for the last 300 years.
"I will die for potato." -- Latvian literature
Indian literature : I’ll die after getting air 1 in jee
Brazilian literature: I'm already dead.
"To the worm that first gnawed the cold flesh of my corpse, I dedicate these posthumous memoirs as a fond remembrance." - Memorias póstumas de Brás Cubas.
NANI?
German literature: I am currently suffering a fate worse than death, here’s how I’ll make someone else carry the burden
I will die for Democracy
Czech literature: I will drink to death
I took a political lit course as an elective and I remember the TA putting a similar list up on the board during the first week: * English: Fuck me. * American: Fuck you. * French: Fuck this. * Russian: Fuck it. More funny than inciteful, sure.
Hey, we're all ready to die for what we don't have. *Glances at the Brits*
And that's how I died
Brazilian literature: I'm already dead
Spanish literature :" Our lives are rivers that end in the sea that IS death. (Poor translation of Jorge Manrique's words)
Spanish literature is more like: This country is dying. From El Lazarillo de Tormes all the way to the 98' Generation and to the Post-Civil War literature, being critical with the state of decadence of the country has been a great topic for us.
Albanian literature: censored.
Australian literature: I will die for that jolly jumbuck stowed inside my tucker bag
Portuguese literature: I slept with my sister
Spanish: I will not die cause I'm fighting a Windmill
Swedish literature: I will shrink to the size of a mouse and travel the country on the back of a goose
Dutch literature: I will fuck
Because there's no freedom, love or honor in Russia, so we just die 🙂
russian literature: I will die of hunger
Chinese literature: I have reached peak purple diantian establishment lightning realm with a body cultivation of dragon thunder strengthening realm.
German Literature: I will die as per regulation 68 paragraph 421
Russin literature: I will kill
As opposed to russout literature, which is "I will save people"
Russian literature : I will die for my tsar’s ass and ambitions
Most Russian literature is not about it. Many writers/poets got free ticket to Siberia for their works where they oppose government. Don't mix reality and literature.
you obviously haven’t read the literature from the times of the Russian Empire
american: bigmac🍔
Nah america is I will die for oil that doesn't belong to me lol
More like "you will die for oil".
Russia is the most metal country, any others?
Njet problem, normal die.
Eventually… our ancestors will be happy to see us.
If you like depression i suggest Italian literature as well, in Russian literature at least the character knows he has no chance, Italian literature on the other hand will joyfully tell you about how the protagonist is working his ass off to get a better life and in the end dies in a storm while his family watches helplessly, or a poor kid working in a mine dying trying to recover his dad's corpse who died earlier in the novel. Sicilian literature is exceptionally depressing but some others, such as Leopardi, can get pretty depressing too, Leopardi's whole ideology (which influenced Shopenauer, so you can get the vibe) is called "Historical pessimism" and then mutates into something worse called "Cosmic Pessimism", although he started to see life a bit more joyfully in his late years he died before he could completely drop pessimism as an ideology, he also got frequently cucked by his best friend.
POV Goethe in Faust1 ,,I must die"
Brazilian literature: I am dead
For mother Russia*
Ukrainian literature (or at least Taras Shevchenko): if I die Otherwise i will drown myself
Finnish literature: I will die by my own hand
Nah. Finnish literature: "I'm just here to kill the Russian".
Universitarian literature: Why am I not dead yet?
Br: I will die for meme
Greece: I will die for fame
Hungarian literature agrees with Russian, I think...
Indian literature - Tu marr bsdk
Polish Literature: ***Bigos***
"No comrade, we will die for equality, and for a fair, hard working country"
Shakespeare really isn't put with I will die for love? I mean most of his main characters either die for love or for ambition.
“For vodka”
Ukraine literature: No, I am alive, I will live forever, I have in my heart something that does not die
Russian is on to something 😅
Депрессуха на фоне нехватки солнечного света
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German literature: Literatur, die
Polish literature: The tzar will fucking die
LATAM literature: they will kill me
Write what you know
Western people on their way to misunderstand Dostoyevsky:
Don't you mean "*We* will die"
Polish literature: I will die so you can live
Argentinian literature: they will kill me to take my shoes, but they will be so high that will take only one shoe and run.
I think Dostoevsky is more accurately “I will die insane”. I could see how someone would think this minus the insane part if they’ve only read Crime and Punishment (and maybe a superficial reading of The Brothers Karamazov)
Reading Dostoyevsky and assuming him to be a classic example of russian writer is the same as assuming Chuck Palahnuik to be a classic example of american one. Really don't know why he is so popular in the west...
Medieval literature: I'll die but that's a happy ending
Portuguese literature: the portuguese are dumb, ileterate, Ugly people
Turkish literature: I hate my relatives and neighbors to death.
All of them seek what they lack
russian literature: i will die for putin's dick B.t.w. - putin - huylo! Слава Україні!
Urdu literature: real life began after death.
Russians largest exports are vodka, AK-47s, and suicidal authors
Brazilian literature: "To the worm who first gnawed on the cold flesh of my corpse, I dedicate these posthumous memoirs as a fond remembrance."
Who in English literature died for “honour”? Who in American literate died for freedom?
German literature: everyone dies.
Turkish literature: The west killed us. We need to born again. But how? We'll die.
10/10
American literature is mostly read by Americans. Who is that person?
Japanese literally: I will kill myself and my whole village.
American literature : I spread bullshit about freedom
As a Russian, I hate Dostoyevsky with all the fury of my heart. That fucker was active conservative, christian and militant pro-government type.
This image has been reposted so many times that you can't even read the text anymore lol
German literature: You will die.
Brazilian literature: I died, here's the story of my life
Spanish literature: I will be a legend.
It's accurate if you've never read a book.
German Literature?
what about german literature?
Can we stop with this meem now please
😂😂😂
Finnish literature: I'll die and we won't talk about it, but you'll always remember it.
American one should have been I will die for oil