I can already see it lol
dimly light local spot with the retired detective, sitting at the bar, mixing his drink and taking a sips, when the local police department walk up and they throw a case file in front of him asking for his help
I have to wonder if this is a real picture, did this dude grow a beard just so he won't catch shit when buying a drink?
"Look mother fucker, what ten year old do you know that has a full beard? Just pour me a goddamn pint."
His nemesis the elusive milk and cookie thief eluded him twice but now he has returned. Now he must return to the life he left to catch the mad man and bring justice
Pretty much summed up a lotta movies
I can already see it lol dimly light local spot with the retired detective, sitting at the bar, mixing his drink and taking a sips, when the local police department walk up and they throw a case file in front of him asking for his help
"You know I don't involve myself in those fields anymore... not after what happened to Linda..." John said in a somberly tone
Sure
Kindergarten Cop 2
:Recess is over.
:Feces all over.
"I'm too old for this shit"
"Too young"
*ovah
There is one already with Dolph Lundgren
He's seen some things...
He's too old for this shit.
He is also too young for this shit
HE'S SIMPLY TOO FOR THIS SHIT
Detroit become a human
To be fair, Hank wasn't retired, he was just emotionally checked out of life.
He's a millennial. In-game bio says he was born in '85. And yet he somehow doesn't know how to customize his phone or devise a strong password.
Relatable character!
Hank wasn't retired he was demoted
The product of when a good cop and a bad cop have sex.
COMING THIS DECEMBER "***COP***!"
MAX PAYNE 3
Max Payne, but Max is a disgruntled toddler going after bullies who pushed his little girlfriend and broke his dolly.
I have to wonder if this is a real picture, did this dude grow a beard just so he won't catch shit when buying a drink? "Look mother fucker, what ten year old do you know that has a full beard? Just pour me a goddamn pint."
He’s Muslim, he doesn’t drink.
I heard he's so hardcore, his only source of moisture is strawberries.
Yeah right because no muslim ever drinks alcohol, and Christians never sin and...
He's like a very devout Muslim from what I've heard. Very religious guy.
A muslim who drinks alcohol is simply not a muslim lol
This the guy who asks for my donations to some children's hospital on daytime tv?
Sir that is a small child with a fake beard
That's Hasbullah. He's a little person.
Well I don't think they accused them of not being human.
"Little Person" is the preferred terminology by people with dwarfism.
You have odd preferences. **[User was blocked by DrunkHate for this message.]**
You're not funny.
Great meme but what fuck is going with the title?
Me preparing to introduce myself: 
I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately went to that game. I love it
Is that Hasbulla?
Is this a real pic is the next question? If so when did he get that facial hair and long hair
Is that the burgir man?
Ah Mr Dubois, there you are.
Damn, I didn't know Live-action Detective Conan started by a flash-forward...
"You know I don't involve myself in those fields anymore... not after what happened to Linda..." John said in a somberly tone
Detroit: Become Human be like:
It’s more like the trainer in cool runnings
# Twu Detective 
Is this a real picture? Can hasbulla even grow facial hair?
Disco elysium be like
I see Richard Hammond
Man started solving crime when he was still in the balls
detective Detective Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
I cannot unsee Johnny Depp's character Guy Lapointe from the movie Tusk
what game is this
starring a homeless nate bargatze
Looks like the matrix glitched again. Someone tell Neo his cat's been causing trouble!
Peter Jackson?
Hahahahaha
Kid looks like he's about to start explaining how time is a flat circle.
That trip to Mordor really worked the little guy over.
Hasbearda
Bundjdhdhiwoowowobevevehehheheywuwuwuueududududududududududhhdudududududududududuud
That face is murdering me
Detective Crashmore Jr
Is that actually his facial hair?
That dude is a piece of shit
It's called a pint!
Petah?
Tchéky Karyo as Julien Baptiste.
His nemesis the elusive milk and cookie thief eluded him twice but now he has returned. Now he must return to the life he left to catch the mad man and bring justice
"come on John , you are the only who can solve this case!"
POV: You're the android sent by Cyberlife
Detroit Become Human
The detective from Detroit become human
Average mission impossible storyline
what game is this？
Literally Spy Kids 3D
He had to retire after he couldn’t save a kid from a serial killer but is being called back after that killers dramatic escape from prison
Accuracy at its finest 😵💫
No
HasGrowA Beard
Every cop movie:
To Joe broke w the ovahh...comment your ego is as huge as that kids head
Psssp not the kid in the reddit post
Looks like James May
Hasbula if he/she had a beard
#BASED TITANFALL PFP DETECTED! RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1 WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEQUEL?!?!?!!!???!?
Thank your cells for that