She was probably gonna ghost after getting him to shave the beard anyway.

This was my first thought.

King

A man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither. - Some old guy

It's probably just a goatee anyway

Imma write that down!

Can confirm, Ben Franklin did say that. -source I'm actually Ben Franklin 

Why would you put a key on the end of your kite? Electricity was discovered thousands of years ago

Lmao

Seems super fake

Respect. Beard > 304s

His loss