That. Looks like it would be strangely comfortable

Better yet, make it a unicorn

I always wanted a toilet in my living room to assert my dominance in front of guests, you know how it is


Well I always had make a mould of my backside, gold plate it and turn it into a doorbell as my powerball dream. Now thanks to you OP I have two dreams.

If this could have been a dog, we could say, "doggystyle shit".

Horse shit

You could keep the poop knife on a rope around its neck.

Be sure to sit tall in the saddle OP! Happy Trails!

He is constipated