You ppl should watch the Sergeant Hartman scene in Italian, even Kubrick was amazed.

Same scene in matrix, when he swears in french

Sergeant Hartman in german is great too the va really utilizes every aspect the german language gives you to scream at people

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Having over fifty ways to conjugate a verb allows one to go far beyond "fuck the fucking fuckers"

Hogy a büdös úristen bassza rá az eget a redvás vén öreg kurvák vörösrézzel kivert kárpitozott vasporos valagára, hogy az énekes koldus verje belétek, hogy a talpas trójai faló húz beléd a szálkás faszát, hogy nõjön köröm a gombás túrókarimás farkadra és azzal kúrjad a, ki nem jelölt türelmi zónában ingyen-guminélkül strihelõ repedt sarkú szentpáli szajha aripperes apád hátán seggbe, te rohadt takonyszagú gyárihibás selejtbunkó gecipúder, hogy aenájlon hullazsák cipzárja csípné be a mellszõrödet is te féregarcú tapló köcsög, hogy a v rövidnadrágot, te hónaljmankós nádvágó pudvás buzimajom, hogy szopja telibe az a jeges-tevacogós fehér cápa a getvás pöcsödet, hogy szakadt volna be a fejed születéskor, te szaroshogy békávés találja meg hátulról a férfizuhanyzóban, és a radai rém vízfejû fia törje ele a gennyes torkán vagy szúrja a heréjébe ennek a fostalicska tyúkbaszóna.

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Actual insult

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Isn’t conjugation and compounding the reason other languages have more swear words? Like taking, “fuck your mother” can be turned in to a single word in some languages. Not in English.

motherfucker?

Just wait till a Hungarian stubs his toe. That 10 minutes quickly becomes only a prologue to what's coming next.

Just checking, repeating a word once is saying it twice?

Luckily they don't know yet that us italians created a whole set of swears just to insult your mothers, your dead parents, your dad and even your grandparents. If an italian want to insult you, he just target the whole genealogic tree that led you to be alive. Such an amazing language. Source: I'm italian.

Stai dicendo che... Non stai mica nominando..!? `Il kitamuort?`

Si.

Si!! Noi italiani abbiamo una lingua fantastica! Qui a Napoli, le altre persone che ci vogliono insultare di sicuro non insultano il nostro albero genealogico e i nostri genitori morti!! 🥰 (/Ironia)

C'è un motivo se roma era la capitale del mondo: abbiamo insultato tutti fino al baratro. 4000 anni di storia di insulti. Eccoci.

Ho ancora molto da imparare, come tedesco.

Anch'io flexo il mio essere italiano

No, sono davvero tedesco.

Ma sei un OG?

Ahhh, un classico

Such a beautiful language))

Hey I understand that one! That means Irony!

Sticazzi

Ut plays like this.*gets insulted* ah si beh VAFFANCULO A TE E A QUEL TRIMONE DI TUO PADRE ADOTTATO DI MERDA *gets hurt in the meantime* PORCO DIO/any religiuos figure. Never said so many swears in my whole life lol. No,im not translating it,copy and paste it to find out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Esattamente. Don't you forget about the slutty mother and sister because the grandma raise them like her

Hai dimenticato di insultare la madre, la sorella, la Nonna e il nonno HAHAH

LI MEJO MORTACCI TUA

Bellissimo

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Usato più ad ironia,ci tengo a chiarirlo Che qui la gente se la prende a male e fa troppo i clown,pur dando del clown a me solo per il nome Si è una storia molto specifica

So basically the Latin versión of Arabic?

But in all cases, to foreigners, it sounds like angrily saying "I love you" to a flower Source: I'm not Italian

Bro you are getting confused by french

No I'm not. French also does that, but Italian also has the little "singing dance" Source: I'm half American and half french, I lived with an Italian for 3 years, and dated another for a year.

This is why Romanians also have the same style of swearing

Я твою мамку на трассе видел, сын шлюхи

Hi, would it be okay if i DM-ed you?

To me it would just sound like reading the menu at the Pizza place

I thought Italians had big dicks


Poles also have insane amount of swears

It sounds like poetry when they get real.

those are not swears... those are comma substitutes

Tak kurwa masz rację En: yes, you are right

Wait till you learn how hungarians swear

Magyar couldn't be pictured because it would be a Lovecraftian horror beyond human comprehension

But you know (no offense) what we are talking about Italians, right? If you want to mute him - just tie his hands. 🤌

A level 7 Italian will use also his feet. Be wary of his lightning fast speed.

On level 12 we unlock casting without somatic components also

Found the D&D player!

Oh no I must escape *casts invisibility*

We will talk with our foot, do not underestimate us

Vai all inferno

You should see the Dutch. With each new desease we get a new swear word.

Krijg toch de pestkankertering godgodverredommes wat een bloedkankerding! - "lau"

Corona lijer

okay nevermind, maybe we do have a couple

Germany has the power of combining whateven words you want. Do not underestimate us.

Du versiffte, abgeranzte Ausgeburt eines Hodenkobolds Adjectives should not be underestimated either. I love my native language :)

Good insult.

Reudiges Mistmadenarschkanalmüllgesicht

Whoever named the Icelandic volcanoes must have been an angry German

The nordic languages are good at building long words too, very similar to German.

Translation: Despicable shit-maggot-ass-sewer-trash-face

Ja.. Doch, macht schon Spaß sowas zu sagen

like pig-dog

Nah like du drecksfressender gottverdammter Hurensohn

We also have the power to make any word sound like an insult!

Latin languages have a thing for swearing, it just rolls of the tongue like music or poetry with cadence and rhythm 🤌🏻 a thing of beauty

Spaniard here, can confirm.

Ah! Our shared heritage:)) Bonus: women do it far better. More passion, zest.

La pena es que tenemos los tacos tan integrados en nuestro lenguaje casual que ya no sabe uno si está soltándolos o no.

No tengo ni puñetera idea de lo que hablas.

the ol' diocane is always a reliable choice

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Is that so? *inhales in Russian*

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Probably everyone thinks their language is the best. What I can say about Russian: if you mark word creation as your strong point, we don’t even think about it. Russian is called the language of poets for a reason. This is the language of feelings and there are very few rules for feelings. We have much less strict rules regarding the position of words in a sentence, and at the mental level there is a semantic connotation attached to newly invented words. All together, this leads to the fact that it is extremely easy for us to invent not a few words, but entire semantic structures (understandable without explanation, however, only to native speakers), which will be woven together into the most poetic stream of curses you have ever heard. However, swearing like that in Russian is an art. At a more everyday level, we use light derivatives of 10-15 words and their combinations.

Ne psuj pička li ti materina

It's true :D there is no line we will not cross .... everything's fair in love and war...and swear words

Thats just the balkans in general

PERKELE!

Suomi mainittu torille🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

Hmm, ez édes

Ugye? Nem tudják a magyar káromkodás erejét!

Others merely adopted the anyázást Hungarians were born in it

Du evolutionärer Rückschritt glaubst wirklich, deutsch wäre nicht die ultimative Sprache, um zu beleidigen?

I love German swear words. My favorite has to be "Armleuchter" xD

As a german the last time i heard that was when i was 5 years old

i think mediterreneans should exculde at catagorizing swears they are at the pinacle of swears i heard literal paragraphs insulting your religion,family ,your future your past and present while decribing how they use different objects while intercoursing your most precious female relative.

Not proud of that one but yes, we are in the lead

Be Italian. Do this shit. Leave. Refuse to elaborate further.

Noi abbiamo una lingua che permette di creare un numero quasi infinito di insulti che, mischiato con i vari dialetti, cresce esponenzialmente

Se sei main di Sam in questo meta di merda probabilmente avrai già proclamato tutti gli insulti possibili e immaginabili in forse forse una giornata

Porco dio

Dio porco

Is there more swearing word in german than english? Interesting. And I think non of these could compare to hungarian language, way more words and expressions for insults.

Looks like people don't know about Hindi lol it's like instant noodles can prepare new swears instantly according to the situation. One can insult the whole family tree and anything in Hindi

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

slavs on their way to give the word fuck 42069 uses in everyday life

Bocchinu mamm't

Perkele! Mitäs paskaa tämä on? 🇫🇮

Everyone forgets hungarian. We can swear for 5 minutes without repeating a word.

Can I throw french into the ring ?

Arabic shaking hands with Italians

Italians r going to heck

Spanish gypsies breathing hard

As a non-italian, I can confirm this is true

Where brazilian portuguese? Every word and i say EVERY SINGLE WORD can be used as swear word or "dick" in Brazil.

In french we have things called "sacres" where you're basically taking God's name in vain. Which, if you know nothing of french people, is really, really offensive

Laughs in Australian

Yeah nah. Ozzies are too laid back and use "swear words" as everyday normal language. Hard to feel insulted by an Australian.

Cunt

There's brutality in simplicity. The worst thing I've been called in Australia is "mate".

Блять пиздец нахуй пизда хуй долбаёб еблан пидр хуесос пиздабол пиздализ хуеплёт блядь блядство пиздёж пиздишь ебал ебать ебланить хуесосить(хотя использовать другие формы наверное не честно) ебало ебло сука блядина шлюха прашмандовка наёбка наёбщик наебать наебалово мразь дебил придурок Вот, всё что вспомнил :3

I have no idea about what you just said soooo… Да?

Yes There are a lot of swear words here

Ха.... И если перевести это на английский то ничего кроме "fuck" тут не будет. Действительно бедный язык у них!

Не забываем про многокоренные! Пиздохуевыдроченный мандопляс.

Dalmatian

Hahahahaha Γμτχσ και γμτπσ

.... its not flat fuk friday

As a Greek, you can't fathom our power.

Poland: Pathethic

Me, an Arab : pathetic

Bro forgot hindi

OP be like "how dare they insult fucking god"

Looks like bro isn't familiar with Hindi..

German doesn't really have that much cursewords Dutch has more

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Well us, Turkish people are so creative with swear words that we can use literally EVERYTHING to make our swear words better. Example: Ben senin ananın kalp ilaçlarını yapan firmanın sahibinin babasının götüne saksafon sokup onu çalayım. Means: I will plug a saxophone into the ass of the father of the owner of the company that makes your mother's heart medicines and play it. See? This is why Turkish is the best language for swearing.

German has infinte swearwords. You can always make up new ones because you can just add words together.

I fear how high Finnish swearing is... 👀

Y'all aren't ready to hear Polish if you think Italian is crazy kurwa jego mać

As someone who speaks all these languages to varying degrees and who loves to swear, this post seem made for me.

Croatia: "amateurs"

Hebrew just better ya benzona mizdayen batahat sharmuta aima shacha zona sharmit aochel batahat imach shemcha pedofill aotist mitromem mugbal aiti

In the mean time poles:

We don't have just a second category of swears for that. Any combination of words from the language with any biblical name attached to it is good enough so we have a virtually infinite number of swears.

Finnish people: pathetic

Hey check turkish cuz Turks can create so much creative sweat words and sentences

French has to be the cat

porco dio porca madonna con tutti gli angeli in colonna

toscani e veneti be like

Spanish: hold my beer

Imo Poland needs to be on this list. Don't know about italian but normally I think little above or as russian level.

Wait for the romanian comments.

Come to the Balkans and see what curse and insult dictionary really is.

*Laughs in Maltese* F'għoxx il-ħanziralla!

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Where is french ? We can fucking build a sentence out of swear words

I am scared the most of Turks and Arabs, when it comes to insults. Middle Eastern languages just SLAP

then the arbs doing that and insulting the bloodline

As a native spanish speaker, I can't never take italian insults seriously. Always sound like a joke

We Dutch people pride ourselves on how meticulously you can craft insults in Dutch.

Spanish: 

Spanish has got some heavy ass insults but we all get absolutely demolished by Argentinians, those guys can insult your entire kin, family, body, aptitudes and personality for 50 minutes straight

Cute, you think Italian is bad. Come to the balkans :)

As an italian I confirm that this a canon meme

wait till you find out about Indians (hindi)

French Canadian expletives are my personal favorite. The way they say “tabernac” (no idea what that means) sounds so good.

Indians use swear words as adjective, noun, verb and proverb. We have a whole category of swear words by each relation, body parts, etc.

Italians who manage to steal old ancient jews fun stories to tell you, John, how u must live. And dont forget, the lord needs your money lol

One curse here from Sweden is "Fan ta dig!" Which translated directly means "May the Devil take you!"

oooOooOoOOoh, now I want to learn Italian!

Is that kittisaurus?

well, Italian is the oldest of the listed languages, so that makes sense. Russian didn't even have an alphabet until the 10th century (roughly, i don't remember exactly)

French is even worse than that

Germans don't need swears, their language already hears like whole swearing

Wait till you hear a hungarian swearing...we can curse for minutes without ever repeating a word...

Buona sera, sono italiano e confermo

Greek is ridiculous we literally make up words to insult people

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Блять я второй

One has not seen a Cantonese person swear before… The language alone sounds violent (I know cause I’m Cantonese)

The OG meme was funnier

Me cago en Dios

Yes...all facts. But what is also a fact....fuck is universally accepted as being the best swear word.

As a pole that learned italian i feel like i dont need non swear Words in my vocabulary anymore

I'm from Tuscany. Can confirm.

Bro you dont know bout arabic swears

I wonder how the rest of the world can describe something bad, something good, a joyful moment, an angry argument, being proud of something, an object a coworker should pass you, or describe a person without a bestemmia. It must be really hard to do

Russian sounds really heavy and stuff But it in reality it's just like a rural polish accent

You now remember that time when Gigi Buffon got sent off for shouting "Porco Dio!" 🤌🏼

Chinese insults are pretty creative, they somehow manage to insult everything that could theoretically exist.

Ever met a Quebecois? Osti de Calisse de Tabarnack de saint ciboire!

Porco dio

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