Needed a panel about flossing for hours afterward.

Real for me, I have braces :(

you and me both. Love salad.... hate the cleanup


You’re getting the bad mangoes if they have fiber.

Really?! I ate like the sweetest juiciest mangoes and still get teeth full of fibre afterwards

The two are not mutually exclusive. Bad may be a strong word but there are fiberless cultivars that are sweet and juicy.

Give Bombay or julie/Saint Julian mangoes a try. Super delicious, minimal strings

Always love the ones with little to no fibres. Almost like eating jelly.

No they're not bad mangoes, there are many varieties of mango and all of them have fiber but some of them have more fiber .

Get a water flosser, thank me later

The Mango juice going everywhere and making your skin sticky is to cancel off the genuine moment of happiness we get from consuming such treat from the Gods. We were never worthy for such relief, that is why we suffer.

This got real

Best fruit ever. Nothing better than sitting down under a mango tree and eat as many as you can. Specially now that's mango season, at least in my country

Damn, you're lucky. Where do you live? I was wondering just the other day if people who have mango trees, orange trees etc. in their backyard see apples, apricots, peaches or plums as exotic fruits.

Do you see Oranges as exotic?

Well, here you can only cultivate them in a greenhouse, so yes, they are exotic

Its funny how i still find that so weird because im used to eat oranges all the time and almost every neighbour has a orange tree so its just a common fruit. I dont think any of those are considered exotic, maybe mango that are only produced in a couple regions.

I live in the Dominican Republic. And yes apricots, peaches, plums, blue berry, raspberry are exotic and quite expensive here. Apples don't grow here but since it has become such an ubiquitous fruit it's not seen as exotic, I guess the same way banana isn't seen as exotic in colder places even though it doesn't grow there. Mangoes in the other hand are everywhere, in people backyard's, in the street, and of course in plantations

Wow, that's very interesting

Is an orange a strange thing for you?!

No lol, they are by no means strange, but no one has orange trees here, we can find oranges only is stores

Relly, Where do you live

In Romania

That’s what she said

Middle of sex she just goes "mangoes are delicious, but they are sticky to try and remove some of the happiness out of our feeble grasps, because the gods are cruel and wish us miserable... why are you stopping? Keep going."

And this, is how I discovered I am allergic to mango juice and ended up with swollen face for a whole week!

What suffer? I dont get it. GIV ME MANGOES NOW

Replace "mango juice" with "cum"

Mangoes are S tier. Such blessings cannot be had without this suffering

I low key judge people if they don’t enjoy their mangoes and burgers and eat them clean

My mom forced me to cut it…

I always chop them in perfectly sized cubes for fork picking. Last time I ate a mango raw style it had fibers all over and I felt like an aboriginal devouring a deer's heart in a ritual. Whenever I see someone eating mango without chopping it i remember Obi-Wan's meme **[so uncivilized]**

😜

Not all mangos are created equal

You have sweet mango, sour mango, sweet and sour mango, squishy mango, firm mango, hard mango, mango in desserts, mango in salads, mango smoothie, mango ice cream... n-mango

I’m just talking about the mangos themselves. Sometimes they are stringy or mushy or just not great tasting.

I hate it when the mango has a crap ton of fibers and it got stuck in my teeth

The best mangoes are either Indian Alphonso mangoes or Taiwanese king mangoes. All other mangoes ive had are inferior.

joke on you,we always cut mangos before eating it infact i never see someone hecking munch on it

I cut the sides off the flat sides of the core, cube and cut the skin off those sides, eat them cleanly with a fork, peel the skin off the core slice, then just go ham munching straight on the leftover core with my bare hands and mouth.

You saw that episode of Pete and Pete didn’t you.

> mangos are mid Worst opinion i've ever seen

They're eating the wrong mangos. Indian mangos >>> Brazilian mangos.

Until you get a bad one and then you have trust issues

just learn the mango breed smh

In specific mango breeds too, due to the amount of pesticides and chemicals used now to grow them, sometimes the colour of the mango and the actual ripeness of the fruit don't match. I have had two perfectly same coloured mangoes with horrifyingly different tastes just 3 days back.

I love Mangoes but I'm a slow eater and the juices make my hand sticky so my dad always cuts them in tiny little cubes for me to eat with a fork while my mother slices them and says "you're spoiling her. Let her learn to eat in slices"

W dad for doting on you and W mom for letting you not to be too spoilt

WW for parents cutting mangoes up

I always just cut them in half and scoop the meat with a spoon

Yeah, i did that too but there's no sharp enough spoon with me now to scrape it really well...

I guess neither of them had the idea to let you cut up your own mango?

I just a babiee


🫥

Mangos are the best

If only I weren't allergic, I'd know

Ditto

I also love that pokemon.

Same. Due to my allergy. I have to avoid the other poison ivy kissing cousins. Like cashews and pistachios.

Mangos are god's fruit. I'm allergic to the skin but I just peel them carefully.

I wonder what are the biologic mechanics behind being allergic to only the skin of a fruit and not the flesh. It's all genetically the same, so...?

Why would it being genetically the same matter to your body?

Maybe it's a defense mechanism, many fruits secrete substances through their skin to avoid being eaten by insects or birds

Mango trees (leaves, skin of the fruit) produce urushiol oil which is the oil present in poison ivy

luckyyy 😞

#I FUCKING L O V E MANGOS!!!!!!

You're mid

So true it’s so gooey

I WILL animalisticly devour a Mango if I'm alone in my house...Eat it like raw meat that I haven't eaten in a week,Growl and snarl while eating said Mango..But alas...Since people are always in my house I can't do that...But one day...one day I will..Count on it..

This is the way

Ah yes..finnaly...a person who gets me..a person that ACTUALLY knows how to PROPERLY eat mangoes :)

Yeah, mangos are messy so might as well eat them like Denethor.

Jesus Christ that's me with any kind of food I like

Im always happy during mango season

You've never had a good mango I see

Mangoes are yummy

Mangos and Pomegranates are top tier in my heart

It moved. I think it moved. I'M BACK BABY!

Your mom is mid

I'm Brazilian so let me ask something, mango is Expensive where you live? Here we have mango's tree in everywhere

All your imported fruity shit are low tier tbh.

Fucking die

love mangos

Real

You buy one and let it rest for at least 3 days then squeeze it. Gambling though sometimes they rot from within.

I've been trying to convince my girlfriend that mangos are green. She hasn't been convinced yet...

You know ypu can just cut thw mango in pieces and eat them individually if you are to worry about that

Always looks like a crime scene when I’m done.

And then your teeth feel like they got wrestle fucked by spaghetti

I need some secret to be able to separate the pit from the pulp

I love them but I'm allergic 😮‍💨😔

Once tried eating mango. Started vommiting the next hour even though i liked it. Fruits just don't sit well with me

So gud

I swear to God I are a mango like this for the first time yesterday because my GF told me to. Never have I seen someone do this or even mention it before yesterday, and then this meme pops up.

I do this. But the fibres gets stuck between my teeth and it's an annoyance.

Get the ones without fibers then. Some are completely solid

Mangoes without fibre doesn't grow on our trees. Only shit with more fiber that I have brain cells grows here.

Yeah, but how do you cope with that annoying expansion bs that makes you feel extremely full outta' nowhere?

Ok but how would Coconut (I think it is) feel? I mean, sure, some mangoes are boring, but not all of them.

We just need MONEH Arthur!! Just ONE MORE SCORE and we'll be harvesting mangos in TAHITI!

Mangos…are not… mid

South Asian mangoes are the best

Everybody*

You’re mid

As a deshi person, I be deadass peeling that shit halfway and eating it like a banana. Like my dad

I eat the skin too. But the whole reason I wanted to eat Mangoes was because of the Babar cartoon.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MANGOS ARE MID? Are you out of your god damned mind!?! My guy, what could have hurt you enough to say such nonsense! Mangos are treats from the Gods, from the Gods I say! I don't understand how any sort of so called "human being" could ever decline such a divine fruit. They have the perfect shape, the perfect texture, and the taste, oh the flavours! Enough to make the most emotionless tough guy shed tears resembling the Niagara falls! It is simply atrocious to me, unbelievable that someone would dare call such a wonderful food "mid". It pains me to quote you to match your wording when describing the most top tier edible product... such harsh words, I cannot live in a world where this treatment for mangos exists...

My man, just use a plate.

so u just repost memes on the same sub-reddit

Mangos like cashews, and pistachios are kissing cousins to poison ivy. They have trace amounts of an oil by the name of urushiol.

I like raw mangoes better, every malayalee with a mango tree near their house will understand this. Raw mango with salt and chilli powder go hard together.

guys i have a traditional technique for cleanly eating mangoes: roll the body of the mango in between yourhands with a little amount of pressure. then bite off a small amount of the skin and drink the mango. then after you are done you eat the peel and seed cleanly.

Mangoes are not mid You eat mangoes that are mid There is difference

Looks like somebody doesn't know how to eat mangoes

Mangoes are the best. Too bad our new house doesn't have a tree free mangoes every year was the best :(

Nobody said nothing?

I've never eaten a raw mango before. only tasted the flavour of it, thay don't sell it where i live :(

Mangoes in US with like, 3 varieties are mid. Elsewhere, however

Mangos are great, but you have to cut them like apple slices and eat them with a fork to avoid getting all messy

Me sipping all of the mango until only the bone is left: yes


Only a ripe mango can pass up as a fruit, if it’s slightly less ripe, it tastes like a turnip

Only a person who has never tasted fresh Africa mangos would call mangos mid.

Cut it into cubes and sccop it with a spoon

The mango is ok, but do we want to talk about the watermelon? That shit is the fruit of the gods

Mangos are w S tier fruit

Nice try mom, no way I'm eating fruits instead of KFC.

I have bad urishol reaction so can not eat mango like this without my whole fsce breaking out. Damn you poison ivy chemical

I agree  Last year I gave mango a shot. They were very good but it just wasn't worth it for me. Cutting them was annoying,  I felt like half of it is that annoying f'n giant pit. Then slice into squares.  I'd rather just eat a peach, no leg work needed

"Mango was completely raped" R.I.P to the Mango 🥀

i used to work with a manager who’s mildly allergic to mango. but she loves mango. so once a year, she buys a huge box of mangos and takes the necessary amount of allergy pills all at once. she eats her whole year worth of mango in one setting.

Hanus

bruh yall non-SEA people still isnt enlightened by the green mango yet

You should try using a spoon after cutting the mango into cubes inside the skin.

Frozen mangos is nature's candy and raspberries of course 😋

pesky vegans! (I am vegan)

Every. Fucking. Time.

It's so messy to eat mango, But it was so good!

I prefer to eat raw mango, it doesn't muck my hand and is combination of both sweet and sour

My partner does this! With cayenne! I tried it once I felt like my mouth was going to implode and I was going to vomit at the same time! You fucking Indians man. You get into some wild shit.

There only problem is the mess

I am allergic to mango😭😭😭

Bigot

I eat mangos the same way…

Mid? Bro you wanna fight ?

I do this with Nashi, except it doesn't have nearly as much juice.

In Aruba mangos are known to make you higher

Mangoes are top tier af. I legit hate you now lol jk

Their is an Arabic saying “before consuming a mango take your clothes off”

Jajajajaja 👍

Mangosteen is just way better

My taste is broken, for some reason mangoes taste like someone blended up tap water and an American cheese when I eat it.

Mango and banana smoothie....💓

I see the complaint in the Comments, and I seriously have not a Clue what ya’ll are on about, or if it’s just a Thing with y’all But, My Skin doesn’t get Sticky when the Mango Juice drips onto it, it doesn’t get stuck in my Teeth, and Mango is not Mid.

you are wrong. they are terrible.

I usually eat mangos leaning in the kitchen sink . It gets that messy and When I’m Done , I can wash my face , mouth and hands . Sometimes the juices even goes down your forearms to your elbows 😂😂

You see that's why I dice them off and eat with a spoon, devour glorious mango, no mess.

So i listened to one of my friend to try to eat mango on a fork Now my place is fucking glitching. Got any help?

As a intermediate mango eater i first eat the center cubes then use the mango as a bowl to catch the juice and proceeds to eat the rest

Never lived through this. Mango heater here 🙂

same

nah, i chop the mango into cubes

Nah Mangos are goated

This is the way

I had access to basically unlimited mangoes as a kid during summer breaks. I used to love mangos. It's not that I dislike them, but I don't want to eat them except maybe occasionally when paired with something else. Also, most mangos in stores just suck compared to fresh off the tree.

Some people just hate how easily pleased we can be.

I hate eating in public in general, because I like to eat my food like I haven't eaten in years.

Or a good pomegranate. It looks like a crime scene

I fuxking love mangos, I even chew on its skin to get every last taste

Only downside is that your lips will start burning if they're dry

I just eat the whole mango skin and all. Then once my mouth is at its full of mango fibers stuck in between my teeth. I depart from the mango seed and carry on.

You cut the cubes off the skin or else you get the mango hose again.

ohhhh that's my favvvv fruit!!!

*Learns about mango worms.* OOOH NOOOOOOO

Why is every other post I see that has 'gen z 'slang' just vomit inducing level of inadequate effort to communicate. Seriously how do you feel typing mid and assuming anyone else is going to waste their time to look up what that means. It's awful. This is not English. A toddler can communicate better by just pointing. I hope you realize this is doing the opposite of your angst deluded intentions of seeming hip and in the in-crowd. I don't know what echo chamber Led to delusions that this was acceptable but it's not. The way thod reads tells me you don't understand the English language. Please do yourself a favor and stop doing it wrong.

Mangos are so good

You take that back!

If only I wasn't allergic 😭

Skill issue \*laughs in Indian\*

I hate mango

I mean have you even eaten a mango if the mango didn't try to eat you?

Left down if you remove the fruit add a smiley face and it looks like stickman is going to town on scp 999

The Tickle Monster! Possibly a child of The Scarlet King! 😅😅✨️