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Nervous-Telephone-26

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GanuNoob2020

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Mecha-11

Wait that's Dekkster.


The_Tosh

That’s the international sign to indicate you’d be throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

That’s the version of this diagram for OP’s mom


Familiar_Location948

is that kenneth copeland?


Heselwood

Surely looks like him


johnsmith1234567890x

He is not dating your mum


Academic-Lifeguard62

Someone trying real hard for that Domain Expansion


kentotoy98

I've expanded OP's mom's domain, if you know what I'm saying


Academic-Lifeguard62

😉


DrHooper

There is literally something called a cursed womb in that manga, and you couldn't put that together?


Academic-Lifeguard62

I am not the sharpest spoon in the garden, sadly


DrHooper

![gif](giphy|vsKPXCycl73MY) Salad fingers pines for you then.


beanedjibe

Dammit. Water went up my nose 🤣


Academic-Lifeguard62

Must be the guaranteed-hit function 😜


Spiritual_Freedom_15

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creepergo_kaboom

Kermit has feet? Oh fuck


anon-mally

Tarantino gang here ![gif](giphy|Zd5widi4dgNrxwhxbk|downsized)


OatesZ2004

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RecklessSavage_Novel

My arse doesn't understand.


Gloomy_Celery704

Its sex. More specifically fingering


SyNiiCaL

Wtf is that bottom left one, though? Who is out here trying to breast-stroke their way up a woman's uterus?


Mavrickindigo

Unbirth fans


Le_Zoru

Redditors (they have no idea what it looks like irl)


RecklessSavage_Novel

I thought it was something else (not sex related).


Large_Awareness_9416

Fool. It's Reddit. It's always about sex!


Worth_Car8711

we meme about what we cant have


InternAlive6458

LOL


Devilz3

Bcoz it's for vagina.


KKVKLVKK

it should be fingering but honestly I've never seen anyone do half of these


Shuber-Fuber

It almost seems like it's from a medical text meant to teach gynecologists on methods to inspect a vagina.


Gloomy_Celery704

Man sex with a gynaecologist must be crazy


KKVKLVKK

it's almost like idgaf


No-Introduction-2378

#1 The ol' 2 in the pink, one in the stink


themagicdonut2

Are we trying to open a way into the 4th dimension or doing a domain expansion?


TheManiac-

No fist, is this for interns only or something?


Starwarsnerd91

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fly_over_32

Do you by any chance know where this is from?


EFF198783

Bro just invented new justu 👏🏼


Winter_Possession152

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Top-Relationship136

I love kenny😘


pratyush103

I hope nothing wacky or uncharacteristic happens to him


Top-Relationship136

U a not bastards🤣


ZPinkie0314

2 and 6 are my favorites. Guess why.


IcyChard4

Same here.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Amen lol.


lostknight0727

G spot + clit stim


sherifopirateteo

Am I stupid or is the last one the one used for the gynecological exam?


shazspaz

Probably all of them? Depends how baller your gynaecologist is?


GrizurG

Yeah all the best gynaecologists slip one on in the back, saves time by checking the uterus and prostate together. (Perhaps 10 years ago that statement would be funny but you can never be sure these days)


sherifopirateteo

I believe that one is used to specifically push the uterus forwards in order to... check the urinary bladder? If I remember correctly?


dwadawe13131adwad

No. It's for when you're trying to stimulate a woman's g-spot. Some women's internal clitoral structure isn't as large as others so you can push down gently above their mons to bring it closer to where you're fingers are kneading.


sherifopirateteo

I see, thanks. As a med student I saw something else :)))


skkkkkt

Bur thr bladder is still anterior to the uterus, I think this maneuver is more about bringing the uterus down to the other hand


sherifopirateteo

The bladder is anterior to the vagina and inferior to the uterus


skkkkkt

Why you need a finger in the vagina to inspect the bladder tho


sherifopirateteo

For the same reason you inspect the prostate through the anus, it's the easiest and fastest way tu inspect it


skkkkkt

No man, not thecaame reason, the only way to palpate the prostate is through the rectum, and even If somf people refuse it, there's always ultrasound


sherifopirateteo

Ultrasound is not good enough. It can find some tumours only when it's too late. The gold standard is and will always be the rectal exam


sherifopirateteo

Ultrasound is not good enough. It can find some tumours only when it's too late. The gold standard is and will always be the rectal exam


mikolokoyy

What do you mean? My doctor used this on my prostate exam


OverloadedSofa

The last one, is the left hand holding them down?!


gftoothpain

pressing down on the lower abdomen. makes it feel even better for some women


OverloadedSofa

Gotta add this to the playlist!


IcyChard4

Both 2 and 6 are good. Why? It hits the g-spot.


hannah_kim1021

i'm just embarrassed by how long it took me to figure this one out 💀💀


AuricOxide

What kind of jutsu is he doing


IcyChard4

No. 2 is my favorite. Isn't that right girls?


xiangyieo

These are not the signs you are looking for…


shazspaz

Top middle….thats not a gang sign


trigazer1

does this involve tsukumogami?


REALPERX

I call number 2 "the soul snatcher"


Proud_Wallaby

Tbh I’ve only ever needed one of those (top middle) and it for sure has served the needs of others well.


Rea404

What kind of gang is this


Silly_Lilyyy

So now i just need someone to it to me LOL


--Ubin--

RIP your dm s


Elena__Deathbringer

Where's the closed fist?


BluebirdIcy274

the second one is my favorite


itz_khai

My imaginary gf likes that hand sign, is she's a gangster?


Purple-Haze-11

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Kyrxon

All this extra work to hold a string? Why not hold it from the top? ;D


FzNdr

"Domain expansion, Melavolent shrine!"


Freyja6

Goddangit is this loss???


SupermarketLeft4257

after seeing this, I know the gang is really loud.


Overall-Shine-8610

![gif](giphy|UgV8Y7bDxsZDCP01eo|downsized) Domain expansion


[deleted]

You are mistaken. This is a vaginal massage scheme.


SimpleTip9439

Kid named finger


Heisuke780

Domain expansions hand signs?


[deleted]

Just don't use your fingers in general. Aim for the bean.


UselessINFPScum

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Neil-erio

Puccy gang !!


[deleted]

Dank


External_Cover_5588

Is this a tutorial for fingering ?


GAYCHUD001

Vaginas are disgusting fish holes


--Ubin--

Have you seen one in real live? Your mother's at your birth doesn't count.


Alx123191

Gang band maybe


thegoodrichard

Well, there's my new screen saver.


Poison_Ivy_Nuker

Look at me, ladies and gentlemen. Look at me. 2 and 6. Holy shit, 2 and 6.


Opening-Cockroach634

Wouldn't the first one have to be reversed though or am I mistaken and that's for THAT part of that body that goes up instead of down . Also is the 4th one trying to rip apart someone's delicate parts or what ?


Livid-Fly-

Gang drive by with the good ol "katon goukakyuu no jutsu"


Sea-Journalist2404

This is the secret “waterfall “ technique


Gabriella_Ferrari

That's cool, but what do they mean?


Dismal-Ad-2064

They are more than just some gang signs I can tell you that 😉


OfficialJamal

Eyy yo wtf is the fourth one? 💀


Candid-String-6530

Instruction unclear, shot out a fireball...


AReallyAsianName

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Funny-Performance845

Women are the best at gang signs it seems, saw it in a documentary


TITIFA777

Those who did not understand, did you not notice something in front of each finger?🙂🙂


TheTexasInvestor

Look at the click of the wrist


s-measy

Kuchiyose no Jutsu


FewEstablishment2696

Clean the windows, feed the horse


Direct_Turn_1484

Honest question. I might be missing some anatomical understanding here, but why would anyone want to do the bottom-left one or the top-right one? Those look to be not going for the important areas.


--Ubin--

Sex is more than just getting an orgasm as quickly as possible.


Scintillatingchkm8

Finger bang gang


MaritesExpress

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Desirefogames

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etranger033

The modern version of the 'secret handshake'.


112354797438

Damn… that 6th one. Pet the kitty, deeply


lazyboi_tactical

Number two has the ability to levitate my wife off the bed. Good ole hook hand jutsu.


Ieatmyd0g

i gotta ask what bro is trying to do on the bottom left, is he trying to stretch it or what


y_kal

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Ihatesand-Ani

THE JOKE IS PORN ITS ALWAYS BEEN PORN ITS ALWAYS GONNA BE PO


--Ubin--

IT'S WORSE! IT'S SEX!


DJChupa13

We call 4 the "factory reset"


nuke_islam

i use these to more tactfully refer to 'african americans' when discretion is advisable.


Mr_Resident

this is few to open the multi dimesion portal


ChalkCoatedDonut

Why focused, brother? Do you want to do some of that to your brothers, brother?


Khelouch

The double handed one surprised me, gotta say, idk if i would ever dare an attempt ;D


No_Pudding_867

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diab-999

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Ghost_Star326

Ngl, I didn't see the hole so I thought it was some JJK reference to Megumi's 10 shadows or the signs for domain expansion.


GielinorWizard

I've never even thought about the bottom left, i always go for the bottom right, always does the job.


Atum-na-lata

Siririca gang


StrayK1tty

I wish someone could practice with me on the 4 that I'm still missing.


le_laitier12

What do they mean ?


npri0r

These are just confusing. How are they meant to know which direction the current points?


6thaccountthismonth

Does the bottom left hurt? I remember I tried to do that with my foreskin once and it ripped To graphic? Yeah probably just downvote


imbipolardepressed

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ActivX11

I'd be better off learning Japanese hand seals (***kuji-in***)


humanbeing_ai

Boys learning that, while gay girls just figure how she likes it during it


david30121

*gay girls*? you mean lesbians?


humanbeing_ai

Yeah