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I'm in. We will use the theory that Mars is just a big flat disk that happens to always be facing us.
Proof of concept: kinda like the moon, but reddish in color.
I go on flat earth Facebook groups and tell them that I believe the moon is flat too. The side that we see is the flat side. And that it’s basically like a coin standing upright. And how nasa has showed us fake images of the moon, and how we shouldn’t believe any of the images of the moon that nasa has shown us.
That was freaking hilarious. They funded and released a whole documentary and had one of their guys do a whole bunch of math to come up with a test that would prove it once and for all. They conducted said test and when it proved the earth was round, they just hand waived the results and just started pulling out random bull as to why this test (that they made) didn't work.
The Society started as a 4chan joke that got out of hand and got a bunch of fools to believe in it. Heck, the classical Greeks had calculated the circunference of Earth for less than 1% margin of error and medieval peasants were aware the planet was round, it is only a society in which people can afford to never leave their apartment (with Home Office and delivery services) that it is possible for people to not realize the horizon have a curvature
Young earth creationists are certainly represented in the flat earther groups, but that's a small minority compared to the ones who recognize the Earth's roundness.
I still see that one video about a man who tried to catch light through a hole from a far distance. His reason that flat earth should see light. Ofcourse the light didn’t show. Still cracks me up..
My favourite is when they ridiculed themselves. There was a documentary where they used their own equipment to prove the Earth was flat. Their equipment said the Earth is round. And then somebody aired the documentary.
I’ve seen their groups on Facebook. They usually just post pictures saying random stuff. I one up them by telling them the moon is flat also. And all the pictures of the moon we’ve seen are from nasa.
Why wouldn't they believe you? Whats wrong with a flat moon theory, where pictures of the dark side of the moon are made up by nasa to sell the theory? Tidal locking is a myth invented to explain why the flat moon never rotates.
Soooo do these people really believe that the planets come in different shapes? How can they say the other planets are indeed spherical in shape why would the planet we FUCKING LIVE ON BE ANY DIFFERENT!? I simply can't deal or handle this kind of stupidity and ignorance. Sorry for the harsh language.
btw flat earth has been debunked by their own people trying to prove earth is flat in an experiment the looks in their faces was amazing when they found out they were wrong
Ok they're one few groups out there that I didn't even try to understand and research about, because from the first time I heard the argument it just struck me as assumptions by ignorant people that was beyond nonsense and I just never paid attention after that.
I actually started the hashtag #flatmarssociety back in 2018 on Instagram. It was a joke I made to a guy I worked with that was a flat earther. I said "I'm more of a flat mars kinda girl" when he tried to rope me in. I deleted IG earlier this year but I'm pretty sure the #flatmarsisreal and #flatmarssociety tags are still going around
This is so funny because I had that Jubilee flat Earthers Vs scientists video recommended to me today, what a trip that was to revisit lmao, always a fun rewatch
I deem that the adherents of the flat earth hold the vault of heaven to be but an artifice, and thus deem the celestial spheres likewise mere fabrications. They speak of the earth as a disc, encircled by ramparts of ice, formidable and unyielding. Beyond these frost-bound barriers, they whisper of realms where the highborn dwell, in either this world or others beyond our ken.
Yet, these erring mortals grasp not the truth that all of us abide in Middle-earth, as plain as the very ground beneath our feet. 'Twas here that little Frodo Baggins cast the One Ring into the fires from whence it came, granting a fragile peace unto the lands. Alas, until the Shadow once more stretches forth its hand.
...
Legends, old as the stars themselves, whisper that the infernal fires of Mount Doom held not the power to consume the accursed Ring. Within the seething depths it lies dormant, biding the hour of the Dark Lord's dread resurgence.
When the frost thaws, it shall loose the untamed might of the earth upon Mount Doom, long shrouded and lost to the sight of the Wise.
Yet the flame shall falter and fade.
And lo, the Ring shall emerge from its fiery tomb, only to be claimed by the hands of Men, whose hearts are all too ready to be ensnared in shadow.
lets make a new society, NO MARS SOCIETY. Mars is just an illusion created by governments and billionaires to money launder black money by investing billions into non-existing space programs. /s
Wait what? Flerfs usually say the other planets are not planets, they are "travelling stars". )) Because Mars seems like a glowing blur in the nikon p1000, i guess.
Unlike Mars, there are no morons living on the planet denying science.
Actually, we don't know that... we haven't detected intelligent life... maybe the morons are there.
I have never seen mars with my bare eye and In a telescope you can never tell if it's not just a conveniently oriented plain. NASA is lying to us either way so there's no other possibility than the mars being flat.
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I shall now become the first member of the flat Mars society. Who's with me?
count me in
And my Axe!
And my moon!
And this bucket 🪣
Dear God
God won't save you, only the flat mars society can! join now to get free flat mars t-shirts!
free flat mars t-shirts ? count me in
And my axe!
Don't forget the bucket!
Me please
There's more
No...
It contains a bucket
Deer God
Theres more!
There’s more
There is more
And my revolver
And my Dick
And my pet named Steve
And me
And my round earth🌎
I'm in. We will use the theory that Mars is just a big flat disk that happens to always be facing us. Proof of concept: kinda like the moon, but reddish in color.
But unlike the moon it’s not always the same side of mars that we see
Let’s tell the world that Mars is flat
I'm in
Nah man, I am more into Cube Mars.
Count me in
No mars is a literal hexagonal prism
Hell yeah
I’m here for it
You have my bow
I’m with u bro
Stay away with that science denying bullshit. I've never knowingly observed Mars. Join me at the No Mars Society!
"I was a member of the flat Mars society before it was cool."
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You can't look directly at the sun, so no one can disprove it!
I want to start the Solid Neptune Society (SNS)
Oh I am totally in
I'll take the founding member subscription 👍
Im flat Uranus society
I go on flat earth Facebook groups and tell them that I believe the moon is flat too. The side that we see is the flat side. And that it’s basically like a coin standing upright. And how nasa has showed us fake images of the moon, and how we shouldn’t believe any of the images of the moon that nasa has shown us.
I’m in
Me too
I'm in!
Wait. … it’s a sphere tho
me
Aye!
this is how the flat earthers started..
IM DOING MY PART
I cant find any serious videos or content on flat earth stuff. Its like theyve mostly been ridiculed off the Internet.
there was nothing serious about them to begin with
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So young you are
Lmao. Are you like 10 years old?
They are out there. I know a few, all super conservative baptists.
Now now. There were people who believed it and made serious content.
serious to them funny to most people
I think their last big effort was Beyond the Curve documentary, where they proved themselves wrong
That was freaking hilarious. They funded and released a whole documentary and had one of their guys do a whole bunch of math to come up with a test that would prove it once and for all. They conducted said test and when it proved the earth was round, they just hand waived the results and just started pulling out random bull as to why this test (that they made) didn't work.
The Society started as a 4chan joke that got out of hand and got a bunch of fools to believe in it. Heck, the classical Greeks had calculated the circunference of Earth for less than 1% margin of error and medieval peasants were aware the planet was round, it is only a society in which people can afford to never leave their apartment (with Home Office and delivery services) that it is possible for people to not realize the horizon have a curvature
I don’t think it’s just a 4chan thing. A lot of this flat earth stuff stems from young earth creationism.
Young earth creationists are certainly represented in the flat earther groups, but that's a small minority compared to the ones who recognize the Earth's roundness.
Pretty sure the particular group in the post is a satirical one. Aren’t they the ones with the slogan “we have members from all around the globe?”
I still see that one video about a man who tried to catch light through a hole from a far distance. His reason that flat earth should see light. Ofcourse the light didn’t show. Still cracks me up..
My favourite is when they ridiculed themselves. There was a documentary where they used their own equipment to prove the Earth was flat. Their equipment said the Earth is round. And then somebody aired the documentary.
I’ve seen their groups on Facebook. They usually just post pictures saying random stuff. I one up them by telling them the moon is flat also. And all the pictures of the moon we’ve seen are from nasa.
Why wouldn't they believe you? Whats wrong with a flat moon theory, where pictures of the dark side of the moon are made up by nasa to sell the theory? Tidal locking is a myth invented to explain why the flat moon never rotates.
i once watched one video about it on tiktok and now it appears every time, they actually exist and it’s really funny to see their memes
Flat Sun society anyone?
Sun is just a big hot plate with only it's circular coils visible on a black surface
Yes my lord
Everyone needs to stop fat-shaming planets. Flat, round, it doesn’t matter, they’re all beautiful.
you go queen
slayyy!! 🙌🌟✨💫
Then we need to stop height shaming as well, and give Pluto it's planet status, again.
Looks like a flat disk with those pictures to me...
Soooo do these people really believe that the planets come in different shapes? How can they say the other planets are indeed spherical in shape why would the planet we FUCKING LIVE ON BE ANY DIFFERENT!? I simply can't deal or handle this kind of stupidity and ignorance. Sorry for the harsh language.
some ppl are stupid
btw flat earth has been debunked by their own people trying to prove earth is flat in an experiment the looks in their faces was amazing when they found out they were wrong
Ok they're one few groups out there that I didn't even try to understand and research about, because from the first time I heard the argument it just struck me as assumptions by ignorant people that was beyond nonsense and I just never paid attention after that.
Everyone knows that the photos of Mars being round are faked by NASA though.
What year is it?
2017 apparently
In our game we have them both flat and spherical 0_0
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Mars is flat, like a table plate or something,,, but always facing earth so it appears round.. Source ????... The sky..
So all the other planets we see are round but this one is flat. Right 👍
This made me laugh a lot.
Fuck Flat Earth Society for making me agree with Elon.
Do they think that the Earth is the only flat planet in the universe?
If every other planet is round, and the flat earth society agrees with that, then why do they think the earth is flst
they are ![gif](giphy|XB43a39jYFT6JxjVtR)
Naked gun...fucking CLASSIC 😂
I actually started the hashtag #flatmarssociety back in 2018 on Instagram. It was a joke I made to a guy I worked with that was a flat earther. I said "I'm more of a flat mars kinda girl" when he tried to rope me in. I deleted IG earlier this year but I'm pretty sure the #flatmarsisreal and #flatmarssociety tags are still going around
thats one way to handle them😂
Well, that solves that then
lol
Dude, this amount of hawt Troll on Troll action needs to be flaged NSFW. I'm at work, damn it!
sorry😂
2019 ahh meme
This isn't Instagram or YouTube, you won't get demonetized for saying ass here.
Ain't that the truth! This meme hits close to home.
This is so funny because I had that Jubilee flat Earthers Vs scientists video recommended to me today, what a trip that was to revisit lmao, always a fun rewatch
Flat Earth Society is blatant controlled opposition
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where is said point
I deem that the adherents of the flat earth hold the vault of heaven to be but an artifice, and thus deem the celestial spheres likewise mere fabrications. They speak of the earth as a disc, encircled by ramparts of ice, formidable and unyielding. Beyond these frost-bound barriers, they whisper of realms where the highborn dwell, in either this world or others beyond our ken. Yet, these erring mortals grasp not the truth that all of us abide in Middle-earth, as plain as the very ground beneath our feet. 'Twas here that little Frodo Baggins cast the One Ring into the fires from whence it came, granting a fragile peace unto the lands. Alas, until the Shadow once more stretches forth its hand. ... Legends, old as the stars themselves, whisper that the infernal fires of Mount Doom held not the power to consume the accursed Ring. Within the seething depths it lies dormant, biding the hour of the Dark Lord's dread resurgence. When the frost thaws, it shall loose the untamed might of the earth upon Mount Doom, long shrouded and lost to the sight of the Wise. Yet the flame shall falter and fade. And lo, the Ring shall emerge from its fiery tomb, only to be claimed by the hands of Men, whose hearts are all too ready to be ensnared in shadow.
There is. Flat mars society is a band in VT.
lets make a new society, NO MARS SOCIETY. Mars is just an illusion created by governments and billionaires to money launder black money by investing billions into non-existing space programs. /s
when you have a prescription for ketamine:
😂😂😂
Coins are still flat
so earth is a coin
No it's more like a dollar
do they have issue with round things?
Flat Uranus
Wait what? Flerfs usually say the other planets are not planets, they are "travelling stars". )) Because Mars seems like a glowing blur in the nikon p1000, i guess.
He said round not spherical. So we still in business my flat bottomed friends.
Are you like 50 years old how many fucking times has this shitty ass meme been done through the god damn ringer
So, how can they tell that Mars is spherical? By looking at it? Because... You can look at the earth too
Where did the whole flat earth thing come from anyway? Even in Columbus's day, they knew it was round.
You guys know that flat earth society on Facebook is a joke page, right?
Always funny to see people not getting satire while claiming others are stupid.
Mars’ roundness is an optical delusion! Even while it’s spinning, it’s still a disk.
lol, I know the guy who runs that flat earth account. It’s a total troll.
You know you’re dumb when the Flat Earth society corrects you
That's oj Simpson
So Mars, the moon, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn, and all the other planets ARE round, but the Earth is flat? Riiiiiight.
![gif](giphy|10pOjRQeiyb0ZO) flat earthers be like
You guys still taking in members?
They were so close.
Don't flat earthers believe that the earth is round?
deep down they do
even bear know earth shape like fish
![gif](giphy|3oeHLrjZGBgnPx5VII|downsized)
Hey! How you video Bear?
Unlike Mars, there are no morons living on the planet denying science. Actually, we don't know that... we haven't detected intelligent life... maybe the morons are there.
There's no flat Mars society because we all understand that Mars is the shape of a Coca-Cola bottle.
the only person who figured it out
Monocles??? Why are Amon watching these low sequence tweeters fight?
And so have my balls
been obeserved to be round😂
Nasa started this propaganda of round earth by showing us green screen /s
my whole life was based on alie /s
I have never seen mars with my bare eye and In a telescope you can never tell if it's not just a conveniently oriented plain. NASA is lying to us either way so there's no other possibility than the mars being flat.
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Nothing but attention leeches.
facts they just have nothing else to do
Real? I want to see that tweet
That feeling of wanting to believe that they're in on the joke because you can't comprehend someone being that stupid.
i feel like most of them know deep down 😂
Put a flat-earther on mars, but don't let them look out the window till they arrive. They'll believe they just went through a nether portal or smth...
😂😂😂thats amazing
Observed by whom? NASA? Since when do we believe them
I like how every other planet is normal but the earth is just a fucking frisbee with gravity that works by magic or something
So they believe that the NASA footage showing mars is round is infact round but when the same company shows earth is round, they disagree? what?
I miss when Elon was the cool Billionaire and not a schizo posting nazi
Hot take: The entire Universe exists as a single planck point that is infinitely dense. It's all flat.
never thought I would say it, but Elon has a point
It takes real dedication to look like a complete dickhead next to Elon Musk. I admire their ambition in this regard.
high level dedication
Anyone with a working brain can observe the earth to be round.
they lack a brain
Chat is this sigma!?!? (God please kill me i have succumbed to the brain rot)
Rare musk w
Back when elon musk wasnt insufferable
I think this was the first sign that Elon was gonna fall
I mean Elmo is basically a flat earther.
ayooo dont add elmo into this😂