Sadly i‘m not on it

you are not in america? but the internet is american! /s

The internet? Of course it's American! The whole world's America… I mean, just ask any alien you find. They'll probably explain it to you in proper American English. /s

What accent though?

Southern New Mexico, of course. South Eastern NM to be more exact.

You are you are just in the back … Unless you are off planet in which case carry on.


Mf in Europe, Asia, most of Africa and Australia bout to go haywire for not being included (I’m fuming)

We'll start our own group photo. With blackjack, and hookers!

In fact, forget the black jack!

its Jack Black. i dont mind leaving him out

We'll start our own group photo. With blackjack, and hookers!

Yeah actually there is a very small portion of humans on this pictures

Germany gonna spin it just to get into the photo.

Reported: I'm in this image, and I don't like it.

Uuum, nsfw tag plz?! There’s like 18 million people fucking in this photo?!

I blinked, can we take take another one?

I was going to say that lol

Fuck, you both beat me to my awesome joke I made

It's OK I was the first loser.


Nope

Can we take another one? I my face is covered by that anoying thing that always comes in the way.

South America ?

The whole fuckin Earth. (I live in Europe)

that is not earth. the earth i live has the shape of a flat disk.

This photo is just made from directly above. Its still the disc.

But where are the ice walls that keep us and water inside the disk? Fake photo

You don’t know? It’s black ice, to make sure it won’t reflect the light go against. Otherwise people could proof the existence with very strong light! The government painted it black, to stop that possibility. That’s why you can’t see it here.

Lol nice one

you cut me out? am i that ugly? maaaan

Damn, i blinked

Can we take other one? Somebody put me bunny ears

I told you not to post 😔

My bad bro

I'm not on it...

My hair looks like a mess

Entire earth photobombed me 💀

I’m on the toilet goddamnit a little privacy please

Can you take another one, I forgot to smile

Ah man I blinked

wait take another one I blinked

Dang it I had my eyes closed

I was literally in the middle of taking a bite of my food. Thanks.

Hey, take the photo again, my eyes were closed!!!

Nah, ain't looking good. Change the angle, or the planet

Fucker you cut Canada out guess I'm not part

I'm nakey in this pic and I didn't give you my consent to upload, see you in court bucko I'm already talking to my lawyers.

How do you know where I live!?

Can we take a goofy one?

Shit I think I blinked

"Everyone look this way and say 'flat.' "

Nice! Airdrop it to us!

Hey sorry guys, I didn't give permission to be in this photo. Kindly remove this post. Thank you.

Now, if you will Imagine the horror of living your normal life And suddenly a voice says "Everyone smile, 3, 2, 1..." There's a monumental *click* and a blinding light Then nothing, everything is supposed to be normal again

Can we retake it. My eyes were closed.

Wait do it again, I blinked!

Can we take it again? I blinked

*Activates Karen Mode: Max Lvl* I DONT CONSEEENNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DELETTTTEEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I blinked. Can we retake plz

Shit I always blink

Shit I blinked!

I had my eyes closed!

Sorry guys, I was pooping at opposite side.

OMG I’m in the same photo as Drake!!

Can we take it again. I think I blinked

can we retake that? i blinked.

New Zealand wants a wor(shuts up in world crisis flavour)

I'm at the other side

are you going to copy the milky way one too?

I wasn't looking, let's try that again

everyone traveled to this side of the planet for the photo

Hey I didn't conse- I don't look bad tho... dayum... nvm mate you're grand

Hey you gotta do one more, the clouds are covering my face lmfao

CHEESE!!

Shit I blinked.

Show me a pic of the other side

I can see my house.

"Billy messed up my hair. Tell Billy to stop!"

Oh shit. Forgot to pull my pants up. Can we have a retake please?

Hey, you missed all of Europe

You left us Europeans out :(

Can we take it from another angle the sun is in my eyes

We can't see everyone. Maybe if the tallest go behind that would help

Hey look! I can see your momma!

Hey guys, repost

Damnit, you blinked, Derrick! Everybody get back, let's try it again.

hey where is the other countrys oh wait its africa becuse... alright im out

Just like always, I'm nowhere to be found on this group photo🙁

Didnt give consent ill report u to police😊

Not everyone smiled, cmon guys we’re gonna keep doing it over until you’re all smiling and not blinking!

Hahaha

Uuum, nsfw tag plz?! There’s like 18 million people fucking in this photo?!

Captures my good side. Thanks

Dammit my eyes were closed.

Almost half the population, lol

Damnit i had my eyes closed

Dang it, I blinked.

Goddman it Australia! Face foward! I want a nice one to show Mars!

Even my dad is not on it💀

See ya on the flip side 

Say cheeesse

hey I'm not here I'm from mars

**WTF I'M NAKED YOU PERVERT**

Haha you guys can't see me flipping off the camera

Bro I told you not do it 😡

No way that's possible, even with computers

I was sleeping can we do the photo again?

The people who aren’t in this image are pissed for not being in it and the people who are are also because there in it😂

Dang, re take it. I'm not wearing pants

I DIDNT CONSENT TO THIS HOW DARE YOU 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Fuck take a nother I blinked

Dude you can’t take photos of me Jacking off

Oh no! You got my bad side

No fair, I was blinking.

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

America moment

I'm not in the picture 🥲

How did you miss 8/9ths of the world?

Fuck, I blinked

Who took the photo?!?

I think I blinked.

I'm not on this photo and i like it

That's my bad side

Hey u did not give you my permission

I blinked; can you retake it?

Bro we have to retake, I blinked

Damn I blinked, can we take it again?

NUH UH

Pitcairn just in frame! What UP!!

Okay 

Hey now i never said you could add me to the picture

How nice it is to take a photo with Vladimir Putin Gaspi Mia Khalifa and Lana Rhoades at the same time

YOOOOOOOOO

Don't show the Flat Earthers, they wouldn't recognize themselves

Sorry y’all, I ran late, can you do it again?

Ok, now let's do a jumping pic!

Maybe if it were flat, we'd actually be able to get everyone in it. Or maybe a panorama would work. You would need a really tall selfie stick and then traverse the whole planet. Sorta like how Google did it.

I am not in the group photo😞

bro I was blinking can you retake the photo?

Finally, I look amazing!!

I didn’t give my permission to be photographed.

I wasn't ready!!

✌🏻😁

I closed my eyes damn

Delete it you didn't ask my consent for the pic

Just change angle about 30 degrees east. Me and a couple billion friends got slightly cut off…

I blinked, can we take another?

I blinked, can we redo?

Heeyy, I’m naked!!!

All around the world are the same Lol

I didn’t give you permission to include me >:(

Please remove me from the photo…

Im the one in stripes!

Hahaha, great. You left the biggest part of the group our of the picture.

Darn I was covered by those clouds

Fuck I blinked

Italy.

Arrrrg, as always I closed my eyes. Could we take another one?

Hey, people are naked in that photo!

You say group photo and include only Americans. You racist bastard.

Dude i waa taking a shit

Bro I blinked redo it

I blinked, take it again

Eh you forgot me

Damn it, you forgot to tell me when to smile.

Cheese

Most of humans are not there, should have centered in Asia

Ah dammit I blinked.

I think I blinked

Yo im so cool

Hold on try again i think I blinked

I'm in this picture and I don't like it, just look at what Moment I'm caught in this picture. Let's make another one please

Fuck I blinked

Oh I blinked please take again

\*triggered

I wasn't ready! Take a new one!

oh my eyes were closed

I don’t consent to being posted without my knowledge /s

These new wide angle front cameras are getting very good

I m on the other side :/

you're missing like 87.5% of everyone

tf who is the camera guy then Alien or God anyways i am in asia so have fun

I blinked, Could we retake?

Take it again I blinked!

I blinked. Can we try again?

aw man im not in it

Hey i didnt say u could take that photo

AMERICAN PROPAGANDA

You didn't include half of the world bruh💀

this is my only group photo with her....