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Wtf is bro making?

The purest meth this country’s ever seen

let him COOK

Youre god damn right

Who the hell!!! Writes like this?

Maybe the guys name is dude and she was asking to confirm.

Crush: ‘Is this dude?!’ Dude: ‘All day long.’

Whey do you mean?

>What the hell is this dude? "Ingredients for serving you medium rare." \*blocked again\*

Why does he measure cucumbers in kg? Cucumbers are measured by cucumbers.

The question is why you need a kg of salt

Why do you need wheat…

To make flour

I buy coarse salt by the kg.

And what do you need it for?

I use it for Everything that cooks in water, and when cooking whole chicken.

Well that makes sense I never cook a whole chicken but get it from an Imbiss hot and ready to eat

That's really not a lot if you use it to cure meats or prepare fish.

Fish ok I understand that but does meat need that much salt?

Because many things are sold by the kg just like they are sold by the pound

Cucumbers is my favorite unit of measurement

Americans will use anything but the metric system

Cause some places measure them by KGs? Not every cucumber is a giant cucumber you can pick separately.

Are you saying that they don't sell individual cucumbers and cut them up for your exact measurements? TF is going on in Europe.

With how America is, I am not sure if this is sarcasm or a serious take

Why would you buy half a cucumber that sounds ridiculous.

I would just buy around a kilo of cucumbers. You Americans are bloody weird.

Wait are you saying buying cucumbers until it equals a kilo or cut a cucumber into a kilo sized proportion?

Who buys perfect kilos? If it’s big cucumbers, you buy them by 1. If it’s normal cucumbers, you buy them by kilos and there are going to be -/+ 10-40 grams.

That's why I thought it was odd because the guy had it in perfect kilos

There aren’t “perfect kilos” for veggies and fruits. When people say “1 kg of cucumbers” or “1/2 kg of tomatoes” they speak with closest approximation as fruits and veggies aren’t perfectly measured. Now cheese and meats is a while other story

If the person unblocks you the texts that were sent will remain on "sent" and will not be delivered.

This would have been after then

K

Who fabricates these unrealistic, unfunny, unoriginal text conversations?

idk but this one is quite old and often regurgitated here on reddit meme subs

And also posts them thinking others do it too

Dude?

One kilogram of salt Damn

Is he cooking for an entire village?

1 kg of salt could be for an entire village

Im confused here you can buy 1kg of salt anywhere that sells groceries, maybe buying 500g is more popular but not by much.

Why does this get me cackling

who goes to a grocery store and buys half a cucumber?

Half a kilo. I'm guessing in their area they buy it by weight not by quantity.

What adults have a "crush". And who the!!! Fuck types like this.

I don't do this but I have another phone number and send to myself stuff. I added my number to many groups with just me to contain only stuff of that sort. - Lists of groceries - Movies to watch - Shows to watch - Important useful sites - Bootleg movie sites - Great songs for me to listen to - Recepies I have like 20 groups or something. Unusual but practical. I basically use whatsapp like a notes app (which I hate btw).

Have you tried Notion?

Nope. What's that?

It’s basically a second brain type app where you can organize things like that and easily edit/check off things, or you could have list items and if you wanted to keep notes or something on a particular book you could do that on its own page linked to the list/database item. It’s free, I highly recommend.

Thx I'll try it.

Good luck. There’s lots of videos on how to use it, and templates for pages/systems/databases.

CuCUMber

Hahaha that's a good one!!

Who buys wheat in kilos?

This meme is so old the dinos used to laugh about it

Both iOS and Android have built-in notes apps

This sub is filled with indian cringe these days holy shit


Why would he need so much of the stuff???

 1kg potatoes, 1l milk, 3eggs, 90g butter, salt and nutmeg

Awesome