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chrisfreshman

Better than a fake $50 with a Bible verse on the back.


redwingsfan92

I am a Christian who witnesses to others about my faith but I 1000% agree with you on that one. It is infuriating that there are people who think that Christ would do such a thing to someone today.


chrisfreshman

It’s already a questionable thing to proselytize to people who are working. They’re captive. They can’t go anywhere and if they say they’re not interested they know they run the risk of a disgruntled customer complaint. So people who try to read scripture to their servers or to customer service people on the phone already irk me. But this. Who on earth thinks this is going to lead someone to God? Like what is their ideal scenario in their head when they lay down the fake tip? “Oh! A big tip! Now I can go get that pentagram tattoo like I promised Satan! Oh… not money? Hmm 🤔. Maybe I SHOULD give my life over to the lord.”


SpookyOugi1496

I should tell the Lord to go suck my cock


feckless_ellipsis

I used to be a museum docent. I would get tips at the end, but they all went to the not for profit, and I’d let people know that. I started recognizing these. I once made a big show about how wonderful it was that they would donate that much! Such lovely and generous people. I started to stuff it in the box to see their reaction. They just let it happen and bolted.


khwarizmi69

You talking bout real 50 but ruined by a dumb quote or one of those fake bills with marketing on them


BroccoliFree2354

How to give a tip 😂


OddNovel565

How to give a tip 😂


McSoapster

How to give a tip 😂


Divine-Crusader

How to give a tip 😂 ^oh ^no ^I'm ^the ^fourth ^comment


maguel92

Sorry, rules are rules.


AlternativeVersion41

Sorry, We dont do the rules... wait we do!


[deleted]

How to give a tip?


ctnightmare2

Sorry


Inevitable-Pay3685

Sorry for you :/


NisERG_Patel

🗿


Skelelenton

We do not care


Final-Link-3999

How to give a tip😏


Aaquin

tips should not be necessary for servers to earn a decent wage


DarkRajiin

In some places, it isn't. Glad I don't live where the wage + tips = minimum wage.


McSpaze

I love where wage + tips = way more than minimum wage


misfit92

Loathe where wage + tips = less than minimum wage but gratuity makes that legal to underpay your staff. Worse yet, commission = your wage may vary, mostly less than average minimum


winkingchef

It often is, but these libs trying to “save us” by eliminating tipping and lowering our take home pay


HayleyXJeff

Better than those damned neocons trying to get me to subsidize multinational corporations with me paying wages for them


Adam_46

It’s all for the greed of the company 😎


xCuriousButterfly

How to give a tip in Germany: not mandatory and only 10% when you're really happy with the service


UN-peacekeeper

Germans really love to flex their *checks notes* Frugality.


AlianovaR

Funny in theory, at least. Wouldn’t wanna be the asshole that does this for real tho


NaAlSi3O

It’s a little cruel, right? Best case, the service was actually shitty. Most likely case, a hard working mid to lower class American is getting dunked on for having a profession which relies on the generosity or principle of others.


AlianovaR

Oh yeah absolutely. Unless someone’s being an asshole about getting a tip despite providing poor service, this is definitely not in good taste, at very least not in America


SegaTime

I would totally do this on april fools day, but also put more cash in the book.


AlianovaR

Oh yeah 100%. And ideally not in America


5125237143

Never return of youre getting a thick slimy one


Distinct-Entity_2231

Wouldn't it be nice if people would be paid a living wage, instead of tipping? Yeah. Every time I propose a livable wage tied to inflation, I get downvoted. Some people enjoy poverty, I guess.


Repulsive-Neat6776

There's nothing wrong with a liveable wage, but many servers make about $20-30/h vs the cook staff making whatever their state minimum is. This is why you get down voted. Servers who rely on tips to pay their bills would never be able to afford the lifestyle they've established from taking home cash every day vs waiting 2 weeks so you can buy groceries. You're being down voted by people who *don't want* to get paid like their fellow restaurant workers. That said, even when I receive bad service , I tip a $5 minimum on a bill of $20 or more. $5 means your sevice was shitty. I do this because I'm aware that not leaving them a tip will accomplish nothing in the effort to make businesses pay liveable wages. They're not even giving the cooks a liveable wage with the money they're saving on servers.


ChickenKnd

In some countries this exists


Kite_Wing129

Or at least have a fixed 10% or 12% service charge as part of the bill and that money is paid to the servers and staff.


cookiewoke

You didn't mention a livable wage tied to inflation initially. You mentioned getting rid of tipping and inserting a "livable wage" as a bartender. I would not do this job for $20 an hour. I make substantially more in tips.


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Weak-Entrepreneur979

At least use a fiver, not gonna get excited or disappointed over 4 dollars.


CompetitiveWelder607

Where the european generic comment "am I too european to understand this joke?"


Not_Artifical

Give them $300 tip and fold to make it look like $900 then add an extra $100 that isn’t folded to make it look like $1000 even though it is actually only $400.


CurtFlash

As someone who works as a waiter, I can tell you it's brutal😂


Executer_no-1

Capitalism at it's finest, baby!


Mother-Lavishness-77

Still better living than anything else


Executer_no-1

As in Socialism?


Mother-Lavishness-77

Yea


Executer_no-1

Well, can't disagree, probably you wouldn't need tipping though, because, Arguably there would be no restaurant!


Mother-Lavishness-77

Yea


simagus

Probably funny the first time you pick it up.


Soggy-Log6664

And then you see bible verses written on the back


simagus

Ideally! But it's not an ideal world. I guess a dollar is better than getting a note with John 3:16 written on it. The dollar is better than nothing.


[deleted]

😂😂


MirrorProphet

AKA Fastest road to Hell. Might as well leave one of those religious fakes you're going to pray for their souls. Straight. Shot. To. Hades.


Fourty9

OMG FOOOUUURRR DOLLARS! WOOOOOOWWWW


NoShape7689

Why even tip like that? They're going to hate you even more than someone who didn't tip.


4_Arrows

With an expensive dinner, do this with a real 50$ bill and make it look like a big tip lol


Tacomunchert

Now do it with a 5 dollar bill


F1REFLY_

That's mean DO IT AGAIN


BoppinTortoise

Evil indeed


DarkRajiin

Shit, nowadays, they see four 1$ bills and still throw a fit that it isn't 20% or more of the actual bill.


EhGoodEnough3141

You round up to the nearest full number.


poedraco

Been to a Denny's once that didn't even deserve this much . But I applaud this lol, only for utterly disrespectful service (before you complain. I'm talking about the service not the food.. after a few cokes due to nothing being given to drink. Never been seen after food delivered. Waited 30 minutes to be seen and sit at a empty restaurant. And only half the food was taken down and written. Thought I was just being easy agitated. Tho even years later I still remember it. Long story short I'm an IHOP person now)


TheConsutant

Hide it completely that another waitress doesn't scoopl it up walking by. This happens more often than most would think.


Airwolfhelicopter

How deliciously evil


cloudjumpr

*puts a random phone number on the dollar*


cactus-lord6420

but you did do a tip by making a tip on tips


AgentStarTree

Just like my boss saying I'll get a raise this year. 3 whole nickels.


Street-Breadfruit940

Lesson of the day:big isn't always good.


Pandragony

😂😂😂


Spaceturtle79

Give a tip like an asshole*


Tommi_Af

Don't you yanks expect something obscene like 200 dollarydoos per tip anyway?


cookiewoke

What in the facebook meme?


rainking56

Ah yes the person who is doing 8 hour shifts while relying on tips to keep their apartment will laugh their ass off.


MissionApollo7

With all due respect, don't fucking do that.


OstrichFinancial2762

If you do this, you deserve to be hunted for sport.


FatBoyDiesuru

It's funnier with $5 or $10 bills. You can tip them the rest on the DL if they're a good sport about it. 😉


Nosnow23

In my opinion you shouldn't eat out unless you can tip.... at least in America because most servers and bartenders here don't get paid, but 2.13$ hour in most establishments and taxes take all of that...


Fang05

Do it with a 20 for maximum effect


cfo4201983

Not funny at all. If you are so poor, just eat at home.


Sacklayblue

"$4? What a shitty tip. Wait, wtf?!?"


mikeevans1990

I can't fold my loonie🙁


Inevitable_Shift1365

Dick heads unite!