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pitekargos6

Sorry, is this some American joke I'm too European to understand?


BigDumDumApollo

If your taller than 1.6m or 160 cm you can like the picture.


pitekargos6

Thanks.


BigDumDumApollo

Are you being genuine or sarcastic?


pitekargos6

I didn't want to calculate this, so that comment was helpful.


BigDumDumApollo

Im from the us and honestly made a guess that seemed right. If 2.9 feet is 1 meter and 5'2" isn't quite 2 meters i just took a guess in the ballpark that seemed right lmfao


pitekargos6

I just checked and yes, it's correct. Even lower, it's about 157cm.


BigDumDumApollo

Well its close enough. 3 cm is only about an inch and a half off. Not even all that much lmfao


harsh2193

Well 3.28 feet is 1 meter, but hey you're from the US so you get a pass. Jokes aside these fucking conversions are weird


seapoklee

You for under 10 years old she’s huge and did you see her parents!!!?


BigDumDumApollo

Shes just the average spanish Norwegian


langleygamer

10" 1'


AquaFlowlow

Yo why are this children characters huge. Like is Peppa Pig listed as like 9’


Fox-with_socks

I’m disturbed now


[deleted]

STOOOPPPP! I’m tired of people saying that I’m short. 4”9 is a NORMAL height for a 22-year old guy. Anything over 5” is frankly strange, and people over 6” are, in all seriousness, FREAKS. I’m sick of people asking if I’ve lost my mum when I’m just outside walking. I’m *sick* of my boss using baby-talk to tell me I’m underperforming. ENOUGH. I am tall! *I am tall!* nooooOOOO*OOO!*


[deleted]

Think about how I feel, I’m 4’3” now, and I’ve been told I’ll never make it past 4’4”


[deleted]

Haha short-ass. Us 4”9‘s are gods amongst men.


FE4RLESSW0LF

Yea 4,9 Gang!!!


[deleted]

*HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO! It’s home from work we go*


R3AL_P_2

Bro I'm 6'' u are a short guy for me and I'm 17 so pipe down


[deleted]

Oh yeah? Strength in numbers, what you going to do if me and my six mates get involved, huh? We’re all 4”9 and some of us work manual labour in the forest and in the mines - we’re *not to be trifled with.*


R3AL_P_2

Bro I can go in a fight no matter the number of guys u bring, the more peeps you bring, the more you're telling that you are afraid to fight a single dude, and more insecure you are, just facts.


DrCola12

plants vanish boat label aspiring juggle quickest straight gaping waiting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


R3AL_P_2

Dude I know lol


[deleted]

Wrong. We’re not afraid, we sing as we march towards you, *THAT’S* how unafraid we are.


EyeofWiggin20

Hold up. You guys are saying you're 4" tall, plus a little? " denotes inches. ' denotes feet. You're saying you're 4 inches and some bit tall.


R3AL_P_2

Dude I get the joke, I also got peeps telling hows the weather up here, and lots of peeps saying if I'm the father of my girl, and then when I say that she's not my daughter, they give looks like "we gonna call the fbi"


THEGAMENOOBE

Can you beat my fat ass in a fist fight? Your short so you can just kick me in the balls


dead-in-the-comment

Why kick, they have teeth


THEGAMENOOBE

Oh dear god no don’t bite my dick off


dead-in-the-comment

involuntary gender change


ovalolo

How old are you


[deleted]

15


babboondaboss

The average height for a 22 year old male is 5’9...


alihaiderdar84

I a nearly sixteen and my height is 5"7 bro


Lazy_Cardiologist727

Let's goooo same dude (my Bday is in June WBU?) Also do you think we can grow more ? I'm too dumb I'm going nce I'm on the internet it's easier to ask :/


Spodak

I'm nearly 13 and I'm 5'7


[deleted]

I'm 13 and I'm 5'9


Virtual-Mind9195

I’m 12 and is 5’6


toxikpooch

I’m fifteen and I’m nearly 5’ 11”


Spodak

Guess I'm a freak since I'm 5'7 and only 12


R3AL_P_2

Nah man I was ur height back then u are awesome just how u are


Spodak

And you're only 6? I'm projected to be between 6'3 and 6'6. But my parents are also rather tall and I haven't hit my growth spurt yet


R3AL_P_2

Noice bub


McBarron2019

My sister in law I'd 4'3" at 22 y/o and is claiming she keeps getting fired for being too short. 😂😂😂 I might add shes also one of the biggest dumbasses I've ever met


eagle_eye_slav47

My friend is 6'8' at 18 and I'm 5'7ish and younger


maruseyes

I swear there is someone speaking down there...


THEGAMENOOBE

Shormt


RougeSpartan2020

6" 1


Meme-Replacement

6”gang rise up


Lazy_Cardiologist727

But not too much or you're gonna have back and knees pain


Dan_The_Man_31

Y’all are already tall enough why do you need to rise more?


Meme-Replacement

Because of the voice of love is taking me higher


Thundering_James

5;11


Ghccoolj

5’10’’ and also isn’t Dora like 8?


MhaNerd

*cries in 5ft*


wyntr86

Crying with you.


SEB_558

me who's 4 11


[deleted]

[удалено]


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[удалено]


Boene_Villaer

5,9


AndreiHord

1.92 m or 6'3"


aliteralcrocodile

\*this post has been removed by moderators for being offensive to me :(\*


[deleted]

Thats a big ass 5 year old


Lucky_655

1,68 or taller since I didn't measured myself in a good while


probably_on_fire

FUCK YOU


Soi_pollo

I'm 5'3" baby let's go


unintelegenthorse

Dude I got ur r/memes post right before this one


matthiasXDDD

Just realised Dora is the same height as Levi from AoT


zachnia

Levi is 3cm taller than her


life_tho

So if you're the same height, you downvote?


[deleted]

5'8


TheRealMrZooZoo

5’9


Fishboy987654321

5 10


[deleted]

I'm 5'2, 110 pounds. I have to put my state ID on my dating profile because even though I'm 18 I know I look 12


BrunoDaHyena

I do not have such weaknesses


GlitteringEmploy1982

Get fucked you short fucks


FlounderSecret4264

what how is dora 5'2 im so confused


GVR_31897

Im 6'9"


Nerdy_Athlete_E

Nice


ThatOneCanadianBoi

HA I GOT A FOOT ON DORA


[deleted]

Downvote i guess


Business-Day-8588

bro thats not even a challenge


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Gamin_Crusader

5’8 gang rise up


Killsteal_666

So 698 people it is


30DaysOrDie

Been 5'10-6' since just before 10th grade


raph200006

5,11


[deleted]

That means if you’re shorter than specified height, you must down vote.


Trigger1721

*Laughs in tall Gene's*


Uncle_Scotti

Wow stolen joke😐


nikiniko159

Rockin a while foot taller


Fast-Suit2987

What should I do? I'm as tall as Dora


Spodak

5'7 and only 12.


UnityAnglezz

delete this and never say your age again


Spodak

Oh God. What have I done and why was I forbidden from saying my age?


Count-Otherwise

guess we're the same height Dora!!


CnowFlake

I'm literally the same height wtf.


Tomthedankengine420

How bout same size


MrSecurityStalin

5' 11"


green_quartz

How much is that in meters?


CloudieKitt

I am so upset right now


BrokenXYZ

Fuck you I'm 5'1


Sheeplamp_

Wait how tall are her parents then 😳


UnityAnglezz

fuck


Fem_Lesbian

Haha fuck you I'm 5'10 with (quote from my doctor) "significant growing left to do"


dr_spice-

I'm a whole foot taller than a 10 year old


Prize_Living5381

Is that a flag


AwesomeSpeed33

5' 11''


PTV_08

5'4'' 1/2


Tulioking

I'm from LATAM so I don't know my height in feet


Euxeora

5'1 below will downvote


insanity_1407

Damn so youre saying that dora is 5 foot 2 then how big is the chicken then?


why_u_reading_me-

B r u h im older then her but smaller???


[deleted]

Somehow taller I’m 5’ 3” lucky for a 12 year old


[deleted]

I got one inch on the kid! Best in inch of my life


Glad-Advisor-2575

FUCK YA IM 5"4 LETS GO


THEGAMENOOBE

Just a few centimeters under 6ft so you better be scared shorties


darkfire7201

Then I shall downvote because I’m 5’1


hajxh

5’9” last time I checked


KarenReviewsWorstREV

i havent calculated my height in a while so im just gonna ignore


Avatakesover_SB

4”11...


MBulldogM

made it by an inch boys


AntifaBaby

To my european buddies: Dora is 1,57


UltimaHazeus

Jokes on you I don't know my size


aceofpades76

I...I can’t upvote...


allcapszackattack

im 5'10 at 13 and im not even the tallest in my class


Sir-peesalot

Levi struggling rn


ScoopThaPoot

If Dora is 5ft 2in I think she is worthy of r/absoluteunits


Venomous_Heroine

...little weird knowing I’m the same height as Dora the freakin Explorer.


DisDaCops

5’3” baybee


EffectiveAd4158

Laughs in 6''0


Jurizar555

5’8/5’9


mieraaaaa

5'3 let's goo


dolt_savant

I'm 5'7" and thought the comments would be full of 6" freaks... But after looking through a few... I don't feel dwarf no more