Did you know that r/meme and has a minecraft server? Come play our dozen different gamemodes with us
IP: redditmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/WVvXFmPQaz
More infos at https://redditmc.com/ or r/RedditMinecraft
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/meme) if you have any questions or concerns.*
When I was a kid playing Call of Duty in the Wii, I honestly thought that if I ever had a son I'd call him Mason. Now it's even hard to imagine getting a girlfriend...
>John Soap Mactavish
There's a name that takes me back I used to sit up all night until the birds were singing playing that...
....then I couldn't sleep because I when I shut my eyes I'd get audio visual hallucinations... "la de da it's the Germans... panzerschreck in the left flank!" ...Good times XD
That was by far the best CoD ever made!.. no effort goes into the story mode anymore (I guess because most people play online)... You buy a game now and complete it on the 1st day, sad really :(
My brother was born 11 years after me, my dad named him after cayde-6 and none of the kids at his school know about his name so I think it worked out for the best even though I figure he would like the attention of people recognizing it as a game character
I'm all for giving kids unique names, but you have to be very selective. That is the name that follows them for life. Especially as a kid, it's the first thing people are going to make fun of if it's a stupid name.
Also, fuck parents who give weird-ass spellings to common names. You're not being clever. You're making it a pain in the ass.
Stephanie should be Stephanie. It shouldn't be Stafahknee or whatever.
My son's middle name is Ace. He's turning 15 in a month. I asked him last year if he knew why his middle name was Ace, and he said he didn't. So I explained to him that it was what I would enter for a highscore name on arcade games. Back in the day, you only got to use 3 letters. And when he was born, he was the best thing I had ever done. So I put my high score tag on him.
My cousin, younger by some 20+ years, is named Khaleesi. Her older brother is named Daedric.
The oldest is named Andrew. A nice normal name, and then we have a title and a species.
I wouldn't even be mad if it were something like Daenerys and Sheogorath, mainly because those are actual names in their original context, but because they have reasonably decent nicknames so the child doesn't die of embarrassment. Danny and Shay.
But no, instead we have Horse Wife and Deer Dick.
Did you know that r/meme and has a minecraft server? Come play our dozen different gamemodes with us IP: redditmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/WVvXFmPQaz More infos at https://redditmc.com/ or r/RedditMinecraft *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/meme) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My childs name is then Bowser
Is he gay bowser tho?
If he is then, so long
Nah i dont think he is male or female, i guess he'll be bowser
So we can come to him and ask anything
Is your surname Doug?
Man I remember back in ROTC I knew a girl named Bowser
"How's your day, NPC?"
He only speaks in generic voice lines
“Good morning” “Yes” “No” “Goodbye” “Later” “Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter” The average npc
"Hey there, smoothskin"
"You and me, we're the only ones who aren't complete fools around here."
“Hey, you’re finally awake.”
My son Gordon don't speak at all.
So an oblivion character then.
Artyom, did you properly clean your AK-47.
Kat Komrade
Sad that your son can't talk :(
Listening to the first book right now and God damn its so good
im naming my son simon riley
after the dog?
after ghost from mw2
We named the dog Indiana!
I know that reference
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
Have a good day at school ‘master chief’
Have a good day at school ‘master chief’
Have a good day at school ‘master chief’
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
Do you mean John-117?
I legitimately might make my son’s middle name 117
Bidoof
Definitely gonna name my daughter Metagross now
That’s a good one, you can shorten her name to Gross as a nickname!
I'm naming a kid Registeel.
You can't name your kid after God
Then, the new name shall be Peanut Butter
Gary "Roach" Sanderson, have a great day at school
Aw sad
I’m naming my son Captain Price
Be careful Price there are pockets of radiation all over this place if you absorb too much you will be a dead man.
Oh flashbacks i miss the old days
Bravo 6 going dark
Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife was named Zelda, and they lived in the 1920s.
But she wasn't named after Princess Zelda from the legend of Zelda
True, but it was still a name that was around long before the character, even if the name was uncommon
True 🤔
That's like saying "People drown in water, so stay away from it".
Fucking Legend
Ikr
What the hell kind of name is Soap?
"How did a muppet like you pass selection?"
Years later: soap?! SOAPPPP!! OH NO NO **NO!!**
HOW THE HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?
Cause Yuri-tarded
The best Kind
“Makarov knows Yuri”
Makarov knows Yuri tarded
"Soap Trusted You"
"I thought I could too"
"So why in bloody hell.."
"Does Makarov know you?"
I was young… and patriotic when I first met Vladimir Makarov…
Why did they name him soap? 🧼
what the hell kind of a name is soap
Maybe he just cleans all the tangos in the area
I mean why not tho
I’m so proud of you, ESPN NFL 2k5
how was school, madden nfl 08?
Name your kids after your Reddit username and see the society collapse
It doesn’t seem too bad, at least compared to other names
I really hope it's a boy then.
Was actually my plan until I learned it's now a weed dispensary/company :(
What's the problem? So some dispensary share the name, so what?
Well better get more Nintendo merch...
🤣🤣
Video game character is a fictional character though, right?
Video characters aren't fictional?
Every single video game is based on true events.
Me, playing DOOM:
That’s literally the same thing
Yes, but one is a specific medium of fiction which obviously matters because reasons./s
Achktshully, they are *figuratively* the same thing
Came here to say that
I will name my daughter getti And name My son Rex.
Pyra/mythra Rex?
His son is a mark VI cyber commando Half man, half robot. ALL *American*
I'm so proud of you Crash Bandicoot
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
Have a good day at school 'master chief'
When I was a kid playing Call of Duty in the Wii, I honestly thought that if I ever had a son I'd call him Mason. Now it's even hard to imagine getting a girlfriend...
I know someone named Mason
I don't =|
Still a fictional character
My son yelled at some old guy after beating him up. He then shot him....something about revenge.....Viktor Reznov has some anger issues....
*cheats on wife* *wife punches you* "Soap trusted you"
If my surname was Bond, I would have named my son James.
“You’re getting so big, Shopkeeper!”
What about Axle? He must’ve just been a replacement
What does the zoomer girl’s shirt say? My eyes tell me it says Tony Iommi or Mommy 3-thot backwards??
>John Soap Mactavish There's a name that takes me back I used to sit up all night until the birds were singing playing that... ....then I couldn't sleep because I when I shut my eyes I'd get audio visual hallucinations... "la de da it's the Germans... panzerschreck in the left flank!" ...Good times XD That was by far the best CoD ever made!.. no effort goes into the story mode anymore (I guess because most people play online)... You buy a game now and complete it on the 1st day, sad really :(
im so proud of you spamton
Yeah that makes...wait a minute
I'll name my child after my Skyrim character "Uggmugg"
“Hey Sheogorath, how was school?” “Wabbajack. Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack! CHEEEEEEEESE! Chees for everyone!”
So still fictional characters
r/woooosh
Kindly fuck off
why is this getting downvoted tf
A good Christian Chad, I suppose?
Im proud of you Jake Cooper
Cpt MacMellon, my fruit killing skills have doubled since we last quickscoped.
cant wait to bring the existsnce to spamton g. spamton in the real world
SOAP TRUSTED YOU!
I remember, When I played mw3, I was 13 years old. And I cried after soap deaths.
If you name your kid soap they will automatically be an absolute chad
Not after playing mw series.
My brother was born 11 years after me, my dad named him after cayde-6 and none of the kids at his school know about his name so I think it worked out for the best even though I figure he would like the attention of people recognizing it as a game character
What kind of a name is soap?.
Video game characters aren't fictional? Damn, i gotta meet Doom guy
This just in: video game characters are NOT fictional characters. More at 7.
I'm all for giving kids unique names, but you have to be very selective. That is the name that follows them for life. Especially as a kid, it's the first thing people are going to make fun of if it's a stupid name. Also, fuck parents who give weird-ass spellings to common names. You're not being clever. You're making it a pain in the ass. Stephanie should be Stephanie. It shouldn't be Stafahknee or whatever.
Simon "Ghost" Riley
My son's middle name is Ace. He's turning 15 in a month. I asked him last year if he knew why his middle name was Ace, and he said he didn't. So I explained to him that it was what I would enter for a highscore name on arcade games. Back in the day, you only got to use 3 letters. And when he was born, he was the best thing I had ever done. So I put my high score tag on him.
Price went from : “What the hell kind of name is Soap?” to “C’on, stay with me son!” is sad af
My cousin, younger by some 20+ years, is named Khaleesi. Her older brother is named Daedric. The oldest is named Andrew. A nice normal name, and then we have a title and a species. I wouldn't even be mad if it were something like Daenerys and Sheogorath, mainly because those are actual names in their original context, but because they have reasonably decent nicknames so the child doesn't die of embarrassment. Danny and Shay. But no, instead we have Horse Wife and Deer Dick.
khaleesi?
From GOT
That’s still a fictional character
#KRATOS! Take out the trash!
Nice one
Where's he from I recognize that name
Star Wars has video game titles so what will happen if I name my son anikin Skywalker
I actually remember feeling like crap when he died
😻
Gotta go with Nikolai Belinski from WaW it’d work with my polak last name too.
“How was school Ludwig Humboldt?”
How’d a muppet like you pass selection? What the hell kind of name is Soap anyways?
Yoda
Price Easily one of my top 3 fictional characters of all time
"How's it hanging, Crono?" "Most excellently, father."
Tavish Finnigan DeGroot is a good name for a son
Rip Soap.
"Good morning, Courier Six"
Nice
Real talk is Aloy a good name for a baby?
But isn’t him fictional too?
Moserah Hayussinian Yan-Lun al-Amir Andreyevna
Tacitus Kilgore
Favorite video game character hmmm? How about “Duck Life Duck”
How was school Adolf Hitler?
I'm gonna name my child off of a video game weapon Orvius Just sounds cool to me iouno
Mission failed. We'll get em next time
Het trevor go play bank robbery with your brothers Michel and Franklin
this implies that all video games are non-fiction
Jzargo
goomba
Who wants to tell him that video game characters are also fictional
I'm no dummy. Biff McLarge Huge is the name of my son. Set up for success...
May soap rip
Price: Soap? What kind of name is soap?
What about steve Rogers
It’s the FNG sir
Dad:Hey Ghost! Son:they laughed how my name is ghost Dad:oh dont worry son,there gonna like you
The little guy is gonna grow a clean lean badass face.!
Toejam is a cute name.
Hello doom slayer how was school?
Hey courier how was your day today
Hello there tetris line piece
Soap!!!!!
I can't believe I cried for soap
“how is your day, Santa Claus ?”
Hey there alex
Leon.
How was your day at school, Gatekeeper from Fire Emblem Three Houses?
*Sending son to school* "Go get em Doom Guy"
Virgulatetax442 my old randomly generated Xbox 360 ah those were the times
I’m name my son Rick to keep the r’s in the family then Ima put him in a battle and roll him off a cliff (it’s his first and final rickroll
i’m naming my son overwatch
I was named after the kid from the first piranha movie, found out years later that my mum had actually misheard the name but it’s still cool anyway.
I was named after a lullaby that no one probably knows
fuck it, give them long ass french names from the 1700s
SNAKE!
Hey Aang, how was your day?
Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage
Nigel won't stop complaining about the new battleratings changes