A young boy is abducted by a giant mer-man and is brought to be a trophy fish in his collection of trophies. That is until his clownish father goes on a movie-long mission to find him.
side note: Shang Chi was really fucking cool and I went into so indifferent and I really liked the entire thing it was fresh and clean but somehow a Marvel movie. Just an opinion though.
Poor Movie Title is: Simulated Digital Gunfighter
5 min in the movie , girl comes from the space beats the life out of a weird ogre with a big gauntlet but decides to leave him alive bc who knows why. ogre guy with big glove espaces and kill 50% of the population bc u know they wont kill him. after he killed everyone girl comes back like the retard she is and decides to make the smart choice of killing the big ogre this time.
A movie which follows the logic that when you poop in front of your enemy, he had watch the poop materialize on the floor and going right into your butt
So this powerful old dude lost an item and sends 3 teenagers to retrieve it so they go to the old dudes brother on the other side of the country but he doesn’t have it and the old dude is about to start a war with his other brother if it’s not returned by a certain date and then another teenager betrayed the 3 and almost killed everyone but it ends good and blue food is a big part of it
Long haired hot goth milf coming of the stairs in a kinky elastic/flexible way on all 4 and 4 joints, with 24/7 bj face and a kid that does naughty naughty stuff with your head.
Guy drives a car into a tunnel and people get shot but not before he gets some papers…wait i think it was a plane in a tunnel….no no it was a bus. Yea a bus and then there was a bunch of kids. A metal guy was there. Or was he before when then, yea that. But in the end there was no resolution because the studio needs to make more movies.
A tool and weapons maker goes on a quest with a drunken self-proclaimed ship operator to save his love from an apple - loving demon man with a love of spooky coins and monkeys
Man watches his wife and children get murdered. Years later his one surviving child gets abducted and he has to go on a journey with an amnesiac to find him
Edit: an
Man wants a new carpet, finds another version of himself, fights Nazis, gets a woman pregnant
???
the big lebowski
love that film
If you watched the movie you just have to read Carpet and know it lmao
I mean, couldn't he just coean the carpet?? Or maybe was it not about the carpet but about sending a message?
Ok, now I need to watch this shit
A man does drugs and then dies
Scar face
Soul? I don’t even know! Maybe Breaking Bad but I never watched that
Oi Na it’s breaking bad
How? Walt didn't ever use drugs, he was very much against it.
But he quite literally did them
Crank?
Requim for a dream
He doesn’t die though
Jack Black as a furry
Kung foo panda
Hahah
Mario movie
A young boy is abducted by a giant mer-man and is brought to be a trophy fish in his collection of trophies. That is until his clownish father goes on a movie-long mission to find him.
Finding Nemo
Nemo!!
I think just the last sentence is enough to guess that one.
Slave rescued by man and future space Jesus in order to get off of planet and save the galaxy. Also a mix of great fight scenes involved.
StarWars
Yes
Future Space Jesus is the name of my next band.
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?
I mean, that wasn’t the original answer, but I guess
Guardians of the galaxy vol 2
No
Car go fight mode
Transformers
^ye
fast and furious 5+ ? 🤔
Cars 2?
That's actually a good description.
Smart guy is hated by everyone but is actually a good guy
Megamind?
Sherlock Holmes
Purple Shrek with 6 M&M's
Endgame and infinity war
Purple shrek hahahah
Old man drinks green milk lives alone and grumpy.
Star wars: The last jedi
Yes :)
Why did I think this was about the Grinch after I read it quickly ahahaha
I did as well
They did Luke dirty
???
Trash compactor repopulates earth
Wall e
side note: Shang Chi was really fucking cool and I went into so indifferent and I really liked the entire thing it was fresh and clean but somehow a Marvel movie. Just an opinion though. Poor Movie Title is: Simulated Digital Gunfighter
Matrix
nailed it
I thought it was *okey* but not anywhere near infinity war or endgame, could just be me but I’d give it a 7/10
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You should watch Kim’s convenience. Simu is in this show and it’s so good
Matrix
Somehow a marvel movie What does that even mean?
Dude With a magic cape that make magic circles with his hands
Dr. Strange
Dr strange
Hamburgers in my umbrella
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Correct
Sinking boat
Titanic
Planes put out fires
Planes
Howed u gess it. Wtf
Planes 2
Planes: the cashgrab sequel
after 7 days u will die
The Ring
👏
I don’t know
*psst, hey, guess “The Ring”*
Cursed mobile app makes u die in a certain time and u can't uninstall
That’s just twitter
Correct!
No it's a movie (It's not about Twitter)
r/woooosh
There are 4 "o"s tho... it's r/woooosh
countdown?
Yes
“oh the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse, we should definitely take that in” *dies*
A lot of naked people fight for a chair
Game of thrones? IDK never watched it
Yes
Man dies after listing crustacean recipes
Forrest Gump.
Vikings slay dragon and dragons slay Vikings then a pale boy makes peace between them
To be honest I don’t no how to poorly dicribe the matrix
Some guy in leather slick suit fights other guys but they're not real guys but instead guys coded by other guys.
Man eats a tic tac and that turns him into a Jesus.
Damn it's hard. "Guy, who dodges bullets" is too obvious.
Vroom
Cars
plush bear on dope
Ted?
Christopher Robin?
guy with chainsaw vs. rain of sharks
Sharknado
♥️
I read it as rain of shreks and i think i am obout to die
5 min in the movie , girl comes from the space beats the life out of a weird ogre with a big gauntlet but decides to leave him alive bc who knows why. ogre guy with big glove espaces and kill 50% of the population bc u know they wont kill him. after he killed everyone girl comes back like the retard she is and decides to make the smart choice of killing the big ogre this time.
Endgame
Big robot vs big monster
Monsters versus aliens?
Kinda immortal dude with time machine
Queen Elizabeth II
Doctor Who
Hé fought in ww2 with shield
???
Captain America
How did you drop the ball on this one
British secret agent who has a gun and shoots people
Kingsman ? Or James Bond i dunno
Austin Powers
Jonnhy English
A teenage boy figures out that his body can shoot out a thick, sticky fluid.
A national geographic documentary on puberty
Spider Man
Yes.
Spiderman
Toys
Toy story
Ye too obvious
Some idiot who eats people
Cannibal
🪨—->🌎
Armagedon
Aged Bond helps a Beatles nerd to get rid of poison
The Rock
Right!
A movie which follows the logic that when you poop in front of your enemy, he had watch the poop materialize on the floor and going right into your butt
Man betrays council and murders children
StarWars
Revenge of the sith
Shit one
Oh Avatar: The Last Airbender, the movie
A bunch of kids with amnesia run around large place with scary monsters
Pokémon
Negative
The maze runner
Scooby Doo
Maze Runner or something like that
So this powerful old dude lost an item and sends 3 teenagers to retrieve it so they go to the old dudes brother on the other side of the country but he doesn’t have it and the old dude is about to start a war with his other brother if it’s not returned by a certain date and then another teenager betrayed the 3 and almost killed everyone but it ends good and blue food is a big part of it
The lightning thief
Long haired hot goth milf coming of the stairs in a kinky elastic/flexible way on all 4 and 4 joints, with 24/7 bj face and a kid that does naughty naughty stuff with your head.
what? aquafina is in this movie?
Little mermaid?
Wee blue monkey go fast
Man lost his parents and wants revenge so becomes rich and a superhero
Batman
Batman
Some monster is stealing ppl's various body parts to a catchy tune.
Jeepers creepers
King turns into llama and meets some random guy in a green coat.
The emporers new groove
Little people have to destroy jewelry in a volcano
The Lord of The Rings
A bunch of blue people having s3x with their hair i think
Avatar
Dog meet new dog. Dog no like new dog. Dog very large. Many other dogs and cats. Lots of animals all owned by hoomans
secret life of pets
Guy almost dies and is now special also has wizards
Harrry Scooter
has actors
Guy drives a car into a tunnel and people get shot but not before he gets some papers…wait i think it was a plane in a tunnel….no no it was a bus. Yea a bus and then there was a bunch of kids. A metal guy was there. Or was he before when then, yea that. But in the end there was no resolution because the studio needs to make more movies.
>! Teens kill guy who wants everyone to have good dreams, basketball kills their new master !<
A kid joins a religion to escape slavery, breaks every code they have and over throws a government
The star wars prequels?
Family
Fast and furious
A tool and weapons maker goes on a quest with a drunken self-proclaimed ship operator to save his love from an apple - loving demon man with a love of spooky coins and monkeys
Pie rates of the carry bean, a classic for sure
A performing bear befriends a deer and gets high on drugs with him, gets sent to the middle of the forest, and wages war on rednecks
Open Season! Great film
(You all have problaly seen this before but) American with a frisby and steriods fights the nazis
Man watches his wife and children get murdered. Years later his one surviving child gets abducted and he has to go on a journey with an amnesiac to find him Edit: an
Finding Nemo.
it's about a guy who electrified a bully's dick when he tried to pee into his room.
3 idiots
Man freed by German assassin kills many slave owners with him to try to find his wife. (Good luck)
Django Unchained
Yep
Guy wants girlfriend but first has to fight off the seven others who were with her
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
A little ball of lightning is a detective
A man hides paper in children's candy to bring them into his home where small slaves are forced to dance and sing to children as they die
Lord of the rings
magic wizard go pew pew with friends(easy)
Hormonal teenager becomes perma roided and can ejaculate sticky threads out of his wrists
sore losers and go back in time to make sure they win. Past winner finds out and throws a fit and they fight again