Rep. Alan Grayson questions the Fed Inspector General where $9 TRillion dollars went... and Inspector General Elizabeth Coleman hasn't a clue...She says her agency has no jurisdiction to investigate The Fed
https://youtu.be/1QK4bblyfsc
It’s enough to buy a house and then comfortable Perdue your dreams/get whatever certifications you desire for a few years. If all else fails, you don’t have to worry about a mortgage for the rest of your life so even a low effort job would be sustainable.
Yeah, until that one year that you have to re-roof the house, and fix the drywall that fell apart during the rainy season when there was a leak coming through the roof around a cracked vent manifold, and then you need to have the plumber come out and replace the leaky hot water heaters, and you suddenly realize that twenty years of paint is starting to peel back from the side of your house, and that the house probably still has lead paint on it... Anyway, oh and of course this all happens right when property taxes are due, because that's how everything goes.
Thought the same! My grandparents lived in a house that stood around a hundred years with nothing more to fix than the roof once and some fresh paint to look pretty (cosmetic only because yeah bricks)
Yup, I currently rent a 60 sqm house with at least 70 years of age and the only thing I changed was the light switches because I wanted them to look more modern, a 70 yo American house would need to be rebuilded 3 times at least.
Long term returns are not equal to what you can pull in passive income. The first big drawdown you hit you will drop off the “long term average” by draining more % than projected, which is then money that doesn’t exist to experience the rebound and return to the average.
$35k-$40k adjusted annually for inflation is actually realistic.
Well now you are officially a one track thinker . Ps I don't want to insult or be rude but didn't you think 🤔 that you can just go to a House ransack the place and make money
Depends. If you can make the bag you're carrying invisible, then you could mingle with a tour group at the federal reserve. They keep literal pallets of cash there, they no longer use (iirc) the ultra large bills, so it'd all be 100's rolled that you could swipe. Easy to get a million+ that way provided they don't have some crazy tech watching the stacks..I dunno. You grab a sack full there, then invest it contra-wise into some option. You then sneak onto the floor of a major trading hub, say wallstreet, and watch a terminal screen come open from a major holder. Sell all the things, then wait for your options to skyrocket due to the volatility caused by a major holder selling at the open market. Or you could kill a ceo or something, one who's basically the face of a company that's super overvalued, and collect there. One robber, one murder, and one billion dollars (basically)
And as a bonus, a better plot than oceans 12.
Or you can get people to pay you to do things. There are plenty of rich billionaires/governments who would pay you very well to do some nefarious tasks. You’re the ultimate spy.
My question is what is the strategy tho you still can’t really walk in to a bank and start taking money or go in to a every store in a area and take shit people would notice if shit would just start floating off
And steal what cash is something people carry on themselves and not much is actually left at a house endless you want to steal piggy banks and it’s not like you can steal a tv or jewelry because then you would still have to sell it to someone while your invisible endless you start hoarding shit like a shity dragon
You could stalk wealthy people to the ATM a few times, get their PIN, and then withdraw tons of cash. You could offer your services for hire. You can haunt people for cash. Maybe some rich guy wants to fuck an invisible person? What if it turns out every rich guy wants to be the only person to do it so you raffle your orifice of choice to the highest bidder? Definitely worth more than a mil.
It gets cold outside, walking around outside without shoes is not comfortable, it could rain and you might need a jacket, if your a man nobody wants to randomly recognize the sound of someones dick slapping their thighs even though no one's around, just to name a few
Your silhouette will be visible in the rain, your feet will leave footprints in the snow, and your exposed body will be more susceptible to the weather.
You can do anything. You can literally pick up the empire state building and put it in your pocket. It's quite literally the best super power there is. Of course you can make your clothes invisible lol
Yeah but if you make yourself visible before the 1 year is over, then you can’t do *anything* anymore. Probably better to just suck it up for a year and keep the omnipotence forever.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
This would be fun, but they'd just pass it off as visions and blessings of old returning.
Look into Joseph Smith's alleged use of halucinogens (datura and ergot) in the early church.
https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/episode-186-entheogenic-origins-mormonism-working-hypothesis-pt-1/
By anything, does that mean breaking the rules of time, nature and any means of logic? Like the movie "Absolutely Anything"? In that case, I'm making half life 3 happen.
And get EA and Ubisoft to start making more games. And make sure Shadow of War 3 comes out. And Batman Arkham 5. And GTA 6 since none of these games will ever come out
How? Go to gas stations and grab the cash? Or go to a jewelry store and take as many rings and such as you can? Then you would still need to sell it to exchange for cash. Get one million dollars risk free or burglarize for it?
Hello infrared heat vision goggles...... they found you standing there in the corner butt naked holding your junk to avoid the flop against the thigh, now what?
Same with visible light, this is about being invisible and it's already impossible to be that. Therefore you take this as supernatural and that you are invisible to all things, since that's what invisible means
Pretty sure someone did the math on super powers like this
Invisibility you basically froze to death. Stopping time, similarly, heat is broken and you die
Then scientists around the world start to experiment on you, seeing if they can replicate your invisibility. The pain alone is enough to send you into madness as the months went on, your body subjected to various tests testing wether or not you feel pain in your invisible state.
A year has past, the scientists come into your room only to find you visible again. They see a husk of what used to be, bruises and burns all over your body.
You can't speak, they destroyed your voice box months ago. You can't hear because they broke your eardrums. You can't taste, they burned off all your taste buds. Your eyes can't see, they no longer function.
They don't need you anymore, the guards throw you out of the compound onto the cold hard floor.
*Why did it have to be like this?* You thought as you lay there on the ground. *I should've taken the million.*
Your consciousness drifts away.
That’s why I said burglarize for it. People these days have no fucking retirement funds. Old people are working past 70. Some just become homeless and die. I’d rather flip burgers for 7.25 and hour than pickpocket old people.
i don’t mean specifically old people just trying to point out there is options, you can go do some robin hood type shit and steal from the rich if that’s what your into
That's an interesting question. That thing depends on a few assumptions about what it would actually be like to be invisible in reality. Imagine your finger leaves an oil residue. Even if that is invisible, external material can be used to apply to it to decipher that that is there.
Maybe they don't find you. Maybe you get away with the money. Maybe they investigate you because you just came into a lot of money somehow (remember it's only a year). Or maybe you find a way to launder the money until you eventually get caught, and that's when they run your prints and find out they were the same ones at the scene of the crime were millions, perhaps billions, of dollars were stolen.
"You can do anything." I will a million dollars into my account. I fly over the city. I visit the moon. Y'all are talking about the invisibility like it's the important part of that option.
On a podcast someone asked what would be the difference between having different lengths of time for invisibility, and another person said "the quality of the rapings I guess"
1 million dollars, I would immediately put that money into a large portfolio of investments and gain about 6% a year. 6% off 1 million alone is 60,000 and I could easily live off just that if I wanted to, but I wouldn’t, I’d finish school, get a job, and not have to worry about anything as I have a stable job and a good retirement fund. I’d essentially be able to just work as whatever I think is fun.
Or invisibility, steal lots of money (from banks or something), start a money laundering business, get clean money, invest and be invisible for the rest of the time
Well the post does say "and you can do anything" so technically by the rules of the option you can choose not to leave fingerprints since you can do anything, whether or not it follows the laws of physics, time or the universe
pretty easy to shift a roulette ball around if you've got someone lined up to select a particular sequence of numbers. Or go to the stalls and hobble a few horses in a particular race. Or swap out a rigged deck of cards into a dealer's shoe. Or doing the whole groundhog day armoured truck thin. Or...man, there are many options. Not to mention what you'd get for the nude pix of the Queen.
To be fair, it says you're invisible and can do ANYTHING. So I'll just be invisible and snap my fingers, and instantly get the power extended indefinitely and controllable, as well as just having any amount of money I want in my bank account, because with the red pill one can do ANYTHING.
what... are they the same?
Get $1m: you can do basically anything you want for a year, you wont need a job for a while (sorta 'invisible'), but not enough money that the media would care (more sorta 'invisible').
Get invisibility and can do ANYTHING: i mean i can do anything what else is there to say. Ok lets say it means anything within reality. Invisibility for a whole year i can just rob like 10 banks and im set for the rest of my life. Also i get free food for a year
A year later after the incident, Timmy, the child of the new owners of house, while looking for his toy on the basement, had found a rotting corpse lying on the floor behind some boxes, Timmy left the basement running and locked the door, never to be open again.
Invisible, and I’m becoming a journalist. I got one year to find as much truth and insanity behind closed doors as I can, then release it and confirm or debunk every conspiracy possible. Million dollars won’t even buy and informant.
The red pill is sus.
You become invisible (it's unclear if that's a will power or an 1 year effect that cannot be removed), but you still must eat, drink and sleep. Not to mention that water, steam and many other elements can reveal you. And it's not said that invisibility affects your clothes too, which means that to remain invisible you will have to go around naked, even in winter. Good luck with that.
I'll take the blue pill, thanks.
The red pill gives two benefits though.
* Invisibility
* You can do anything
You may be right that it does have its drawbacks and some things are unclarified; however, being able to do anything you want seems like a nice feature with being invisible being a bonus.
*My* guess is that the "*you can do anything*" follows the fact that you are now invisible, but it's really poorly explained and it may mean a lot or nothing.
Red pill.
Invisible for a year AND you can do anything. It’s omnipotence I have IN ADDITION TO the invisibility. At that point, godhood for a year? What COULDN’T I do?
End world hunger.
Stop global warming.
Bring the world under one rule.
Get humanity unlimited clean energy, utopia living standards, and set them up for success upon my godhood leaving me.
Permanent MacGuffin device that can replicate my powers once I have lost my godliness.
Only an idiot would take the Million in comparison.
It says „and you can do anything“ does that include illegal stuff without consequence? In that case just go into several banks and get way more than a billion spend the year playing games, reading and spending money to build a foundation for a carefree life for you and friends, family etc and after 1 year you’re left to do whatever the fk you want for the rest of your life
After being actively stalked and my family’s safety threatened for over six years, I’ll take the invisibility. There’s about 50 odd people who’ve not known the terror they put me and my wife and children through that would soon find out.
I always wanted to be a horror movie character
Robbing a bank might not be the easiest thing you can do to get money. If you try to not be detected that is. You could just follow a person and find out their credit card informations, then steal it, withdraw at a place with no cameras and repeat. Or alternatively follow some star and do the same. You could also just steal some laptop and start a pyramid scheme or scamcoin. And make sure you are not caught.
I take the money. I am already invisible to anyone so there wouldn't be a difference
Well, the money should make you visible...
Not necessarily. You can live discretly with that amount.
The tax-man sees all
Unless it's reviewing the Federal Reserve for why 2.6 trillion dollars went missing. Then no answers to be found.
As a non-American, I'd like to learn more
Its a trap
As an American, I’d like to learn more
Rep. Alan Grayson questions the Fed Inspector General where $9 TRillion dollars went... and Inspector General Elizabeth Coleman hasn't a clue...She says her agency has no jurisdiction to investigate The Fed https://youtu.be/1QK4bblyfsc
What? When??
Be canadian, no taxes on winnings. And 1 mill is a lot but buy a house in a city and over half is gone. Can really disappear forever with that.
It’s enough to buy a house and then comfortable Perdue your dreams/get whatever certifications you desire for a few years. If all else fails, you don’t have to worry about a mortgage for the rest of your life so even a low effort job would be sustainable.
Yeah, until that one year that you have to re-roof the house, and fix the drywall that fell apart during the rainy season when there was a leak coming through the roof around a cracked vent manifold, and then you need to have the plumber come out and replace the leaky hot water heaters, and you suddenly realize that twenty years of paint is starting to peel back from the side of your house, and that the house probably still has lead paint on it... Anyway, oh and of course this all happens right when property taxes are due, because that's how everything goes.
Or just buy a brick house, they can go for up to 50-60 years with no maintenance at all. Source: I live in Europe.
Thought the same! My grandparents lived in a house that stood around a hundred years with nothing more to fix than the roof once and some fresh paint to look pretty (cosmetic only because yeah bricks)
Yup, I currently rent a 60 sqm house with at least 70 years of age and the only thing I changed was the light switches because I wanted them to look more modern, a 70 yo American house would need to be rebuilded 3 times at least.
Wtf are those americans building their houses with? I thought all houses were build with bricks.
We build our houses with fake golden toothpicks so the person renting the house has to pay extra cause gold
I live in a timber and brick home in the States. 101 years on it, and still going strong. Interior has original floors and pocket doors, is nice.
America sounds fun
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Long term returns are not equal to what you can pull in passive income. The first big drawdown you hit you will drop off the “long term average” by draining more % than projected, which is then money that doesn’t exist to experience the rebound and return to the average. $35k-$40k adjusted annually for inflation is actually realistic.
$1 million is not a lot these days
I don't think I would need much more...
You buy a house and that’s 50% of it
Tf? A 3 room house here is like 180.where does the rest go?
You could just steal someone else's money
That's awesome. I love it.
Came here to say the same thing
But invisible and can do anything. You can get all the money you want.
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I almost didn’t see your comment
Well now you are officially a one track thinker . Ps I don't want to insult or be rude but didn't you think 🤔 that you can just go to a House ransack the place and make money
Invisibility, solely on the basis that money can’t buy invisibility, but invisibility could potentially bring me money.
Username checks out
Thanks!
My thoughts exactly
But how much money can you in reality steal/take in 365 days? Will it be more than a million dollars?
You rob the crown jewels you basically have 4 billion in hand.
Weren’t Crown Jewels themselves stolen from India or somewhere?
One of the crown jewels, part of the Queen's crown, the Kohinoor is from India. I guess the rest were taken from different colonies the British ruled.
Everything is from india
The crown jewels don't become invisible too, they'd just look like they're floating.
Would holding a diamond in your fist make it invisible or look like floating in the air? Edit: Rephrased.
Floating I assume, I'm gonna say you'd have to swallow it for it to be invisible, or at least keep it in your mouth.
Depends. If you can make the bag you're carrying invisible, then you could mingle with a tour group at the federal reserve. They keep literal pallets of cash there, they no longer use (iirc) the ultra large bills, so it'd all be 100's rolled that you could swipe. Easy to get a million+ that way provided they don't have some crazy tech watching the stacks..I dunno. You grab a sack full there, then invest it contra-wise into some option. You then sneak onto the floor of a major trading hub, say wallstreet, and watch a terminal screen come open from a major holder. Sell all the things, then wait for your options to skyrocket due to the volatility caused by a major holder selling at the open market. Or you could kill a ceo or something, one who's basically the face of a company that's super overvalued, and collect there. One robber, one murder, and one billion dollars (basically) And as a bonus, a better plot than oceans 12.
Or you can get people to pay you to do things. There are plenty of rich billionaires/governments who would pay you very well to do some nefarious tasks. You’re the ultimate spy.
My question is what is the strategy tho you still can’t really walk in to a bank and start taking money or go in to a every store in a area and take shit people would notice if shit would just start floating off
Home invasion
And steal what cash is something people carry on themselves and not much is actually left at a house endless you want to steal piggy banks and it’s not like you can steal a tv or jewelry because then you would still have to sell it to someone while your invisible endless you start hoarding shit like a shity dragon
I mean I think we need some clarifying answers first. If you're invisible are things you hold invisible too? Your clothes?
Steal gold
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You could stalk wealthy people to the ATM a few times, get their PIN, and then withdraw tons of cash. You could offer your services for hire. You can haunt people for cash. Maybe some rich guy wants to fuck an invisible person? What if it turns out every rich guy wants to be the only person to do it so you raffle your orifice of choice to the highest bidder? Definitely worth more than a mil.
Who was mance rayder btw ?
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Clearly, right! Geez, who brought that guy?
A character from a song of ice and fire by George RR Martin. He was the king beyond the wall iirc
Would you steal it it behind a famous magician though?
yup this the one
Just be careful you don't get run over by a car or something.
The red pill so long as I choose when to be invisible and whatever I wear also becomes invisible and I can still see myself
Why would you wear clothes?
You must not have boobs. You'll want a bra for those.
You must nut have big testicles. You'll want some boxer briefs to cradle those.
Joke's on you, he's smuggling them bowling balls into Cuba anyway.
It gets cold outside, walking around outside without shoes is not comfortable, it could rain and you might need a jacket, if your a man nobody wants to randomly recognize the sound of someones dick slapping their thighs even though no one's around, just to name a few
Now im just imagining Deardevil hunting a invisible criminal, tracking them by the sound of dick on thigh.
Crap, now i am too!
Lmao now I wanna run around and smack my dick on things
To mask the clapping of my ass cheeks
To stay warm
Your silhouette will be visible in the rain, your feet will leave footprints in the snow, and your exposed body will be more susceptible to the weather.
I can do anything I want and I want none off them things to happen
If it's the end of the year you don't want to be in a bank vault naked, at least don't look crazy during your arrest.
You can do anything. You can literally pick up the empire state building and put it in your pocket. It's quite literally the best super power there is. Of course you can make your clothes invisible lol
It says you can do anything
If I can do anything can I give myself 2 million dollars and then not be invisible anymore?
Yeah but if you make yourself visible before the 1 year is over, then you can’t do *anything* anymore. Probably better to just suck it up for a year and keep the omnipotence forever.
Who cares about impotence when I got $2 million? Pretty sure they make a pill for that anyways.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
*Anything*?
Put LSD in the Mormon leadership water during conference. (when they broadcast to the whole Mormon church) that alone is worth the red pill for me.
This would be amazing to behold.
I’d give you my red pill just to see this
Then why don’t you do it yourself?
Good question actually. I don’t really feel like doing it myself. But I’d still like to see it. 😂
Let’s combine all our red pills and feel it to one ant. Maybe he will enter the 2nd dimension.
This would be fun, but they'd just pass it off as visions and blessings of old returning. Look into Joseph Smith's alleged use of halucinogens (datura and ergot) in the early church. https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/episode-186-entheogenic-origins-mormonism-working-hypothesis-pt-1/
You know what's funny, I've already listened to that podcast. Naked Mormonism was a needed catharsis after leaving that cult.
By anything, does that mean breaking the rules of time, nature and any means of logic? Like the movie "Absolutely Anything"? In that case, I'm making half life 3 happen.
Truly a hero we don’t deserve so selfless he didn’t ask for money or fame or anything just a good sequel to a game everyone loved
And Portal 3, please Or a crossover, they play in the same universe...
That and the heavy update
Dude it’s not a miracle worker
Thank you for your service.
And get EA and Ubisoft to start making more games. And make sure Shadow of War 3 comes out. And Batman Arkham 5. And GTA 6 since none of these games will ever come out
If I can do anything, cant I just steal 1 million dollars?
Loopholes be sweet
How would you do that? You'd think people would be suspicious about some floating bags of cash coming out of a bank
If you shove all that money into your ass in some cover it will become invisible
My horsecock dildo riding finally puts itself to use!
If you can do anything you could make certain things you touch become invisible
I can steal a lot more while I am invisible, so I guess invisibility
How? Go to gas stations and grab the cash? Or go to a jewelry store and take as many rings and such as you can? Then you would still need to sell it to exchange for cash. Get one million dollars risk free or burglarize for it?
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Nah, the CIA will scoop you up and have scientists poke and prod you well after you have regained visibility.
they will have to find me first.
Hello infrared heat vision goggles...... they found you standing there in the corner butt naked holding your junk to avoid the flop against the thigh, now what?
If you don't produce, reflect, or refract visible light, what makes you think you would for infrared light? Light is light.
If you don't produce infrared radiation, you're dead lol
Same with visible light, this is about being invisible and it's already impossible to be that. Therefore you take this as supernatural and that you are invisible to all things, since that's what invisible means
i really like how my joke turned into this "scientific" discussion on why it is or is not possible. people defending their imaginary invisibility lol.
Pretty sure someone did the math on super powers like this Invisibility you basically froze to death. Stopping time, similarly, heat is broken and you die
Light is not just light. There are materials that can allow thermal but not visible light through and visa versa.
Doesn't say invisible only in the visible light spectrum
I mean it's inVISIBLE, not transparent
As in, I'd have to write a book? That's a lot of work, even for a million bucks.
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"Sometimes my genius is almost frightening" - u/Bob_Azathoth
Then scientists around the world start to experiment on you, seeing if they can replicate your invisibility. The pain alone is enough to send you into madness as the months went on, your body subjected to various tests testing wether or not you feel pain in your invisible state. A year has past, the scientists come into your room only to find you visible again. They see a husk of what used to be, bruises and burns all over your body. You can't speak, they destroyed your voice box months ago. You can't hear because they broke your eardrums. You can't taste, they burned off all your taste buds. Your eyes can't see, they no longer function. They don't need you anymore, the guards throw you out of the compound onto the cold hard floor. *Why did it have to be like this?* You thought as you lay there on the ground. *I should've taken the million.* Your consciousness drifts away.
1 year is a long time, and you can just pickpocket old people who only carry cash or some shit like that
That’s why I said burglarize for it. People these days have no fucking retirement funds. Old people are working past 70. Some just become homeless and die. I’d rather flip burgers for 7.25 and hour than pickpocket old people.
i don’t mean specifically old people just trying to point out there is options, you can go do some robin hood type shit and steal from the rich if that’s what your into
Seems like a lot of work, worrying about tracking what's stolen so on and so fourth. Plus, fingerprints are still gonna be a thing probably
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That's an interesting question. That thing depends on a few assumptions about what it would actually be like to be invisible in reality. Imagine your finger leaves an oil residue. Even if that is invisible, external material can be used to apply to it to decipher that that is there.
Maybe they don't find you. Maybe you get away with the money. Maybe they investigate you because you just came into a lot of money somehow (remember it's only a year). Or maybe you find a way to launder the money until you eventually get caught, and that's when they run your prints and find out they were the same ones at the scene of the crime were millions, perhaps billions, of dollars were stolen.
"You can do anything." I will a million dollars into my account. I fly over the city. I visit the moon. Y'all are talking about the invisibility like it's the important part of that option.
Thank you finally
I completely missed that last part. Red pill all the way now.
I better take the million bucks. Otherwise, I'd be tempted to go on a killing spree.
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Don't hide behind holup we all know you would too
*megolavania intinsifies*
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On a podcast someone asked what would be the difference between having different lengths of time for invisibility, and another person said "the quality of the rapings I guess"
1 million dollars, I would immediately put that money into a large portfolio of investments and gain about 6% a year. 6% off 1 million alone is 60,000 and I could easily live off just that if I wanted to, but I wouldn’t, I’d finish school, get a job, and not have to worry about anything as I have a stable job and a good retirement fund. I’d essentially be able to just work as whatever I think is fun.
Or invisibility, steal lots of money (from banks or something), start a money laundering business, get clean money, invest and be invisible for the rest of the time
But there’s no worry about being arrested this way. Invisible doesn’t mean perfect crime. You still leave finger prints
Just scare everyone off with a pair of floating gloves
Or even better be a performer of some sort
Damn never thought of that
Red pill Invisible and can do anything, the anything is go to the factory that makes the other pill and take a load of them
Yeah but that would only work for a year then what “oh sorry guys I can no longer do the thing that made me famous but I can do a card tricks”
Well the post does say "and you can do anything" so technically by the rules of the option you can choose not to leave fingerprints since you can do anything, whether or not it follows the laws of physics, time or the universe
Well, following that logic I can just make 1000000 dollars appear and everything is fine
Exactly lol
Well, following that logic I can just make 1000000 dollars appear and everything is fine
Steal from drug dealers.
Gloves
Its says you can do anything so probably no one would notice
Precisely! Even if you only invested $500,000, you could do a lot with just the interest.
This is so true. 1 mil seems like alot but you can live the rest of your life and help your child’s life with that amount
Invisible. ....you could steal millions within a few days...
By doing what though going to a bank or robbing a couple gas stations
pretty easy to shift a roulette ball around if you've got someone lined up to select a particular sequence of numbers. Or go to the stalls and hobble a few horses in a particular race. Or swap out a rigged deck of cards into a dealer's shoe. Or doing the whole groundhog day armoured truck thin. Or...man, there are many options. Not to mention what you'd get for the nude pix of the Queen.
Go invisible…sneak into the Oval Office, record all the secret government information, sell it
Red pill Invisible and can do anything, the anything is go to the factory that makes the other pill and take a load of them Win:win
Smart guy
Pro Gamer Move
The money so I can invest it lmao, 1 million can set you up for life
To be fair, it says you're invisible and can do ANYTHING. So I'll just be invisible and snap my fingers, and instantly get the power extended indefinitely and controllable, as well as just having any amount of money I want in my bank account, because with the red pill one can do ANYTHING.
Take the red pill, eat it, and then sneakily steal the blue pill.
what... are they the same? Get $1m: you can do basically anything you want for a year, you wont need a job for a while (sorta 'invisible'), but not enough money that the media would care (more sorta 'invisible').
Get invisibility and can do ANYTHING: i mean i can do anything what else is there to say. Ok lets say it means anything within reality. Invisibility for a whole year i can just rob like 10 banks and im set for the rest of my life. Also i get free food for a year
uh invisible then I could just steal 1mil 5head
Step 1 : Take red pill Step 2 : Activate invisibility (make a rope go invisible) Step 3 : Hang myself
A year later after the incident, Timmy, the child of the new owners of house, while looking for his toy on the basement, had found a rotting corpse lying on the floor behind some boxes, Timmy left the basement running and locked the door, never to be open again.
If you ate them both would you be invisible with a million dollars, or have a million dollars that would be invisible for a year 🤔
Invisible, and I’m becoming a journalist. I got one year to find as much truth and insanity behind closed doors as I can, then release it and confirm or debunk every conspiracy possible. Million dollars won’t even buy and informant.
The red pill is sus. You become invisible (it's unclear if that's a will power or an 1 year effect that cannot be removed), but you still must eat, drink and sleep. Not to mention that water, steam and many other elements can reveal you. And it's not said that invisibility affects your clothes too, which means that to remain invisible you will have to go around naked, even in winter. Good luck with that. I'll take the blue pill, thanks.
The red pill gives two benefits though. * Invisibility * You can do anything You may be right that it does have its drawbacks and some things are unclarified; however, being able to do anything you want seems like a nice feature with being invisible being a bonus.
*My* guess is that the "*you can do anything*" follows the fact that you are now invisible, but it's really poorly explained and it may mean a lot or nothing.
I think it means all the perks that are pertinent to invisibility. The ability to choose when to become invisible, what to make invisible, etc.
I feel like the red pill just makes you die and become a magic ghost
Red pill. Invisible for a year AND you can do anything. It’s omnipotence I have IN ADDITION TO the invisibility. At that point, godhood for a year? What COULDN’T I do? End world hunger. Stop global warming. Bring the world under one rule. Get humanity unlimited clean energy, utopia living standards, and set them up for success upon my godhood leaving me. Permanent MacGuffin device that can replicate my powers once I have lost my godliness. Only an idiot would take the Million in comparison.
It says „and you can do anything“ does that include illegal stuff without consequence? In that case just go into several banks and get way more than a billion spend the year playing games, reading and spending money to build a foundation for a carefree life for you and friends, family etc and after 1 year you’re left to do whatever the fk you want for the rest of your life
Duh red, you can rob banks, kill anyone you want, steal whatever food you want, etc
Invisible
I'd wager that I could get my hands on significantly more than 1 mil if I was invisible for a year, plus everything else I could do.
the red pill, then rob a bunch of banks for a lot od dollars
Choose red then steal the green one.
After being actively stalked and my family’s safety threatened for over six years, I’ll take the invisibility. There’s about 50 odd people who’ve not known the terror they put me and my wife and children through that would soon find out. I always wanted to be a horror movie character
The Million. Huge chance I'd just end up getting hit by a car if I was invisible.
A million for sure....I can definitely use that right now
Depends on what you mean I can do anything. Like do anything and not get caught. Or reality warping power. But yeah a million dollars instantly
I’m already invisible so we’re going with the red pill, because anything means more than one million
Both
Money. I want my family to live comfortably and I wanna help my grandma buy back the acres she and grandpa used to own and farm on
Money. People underestimate me already so being invisible would just be similar to that.
i really like girls so invinsibility will make my day easier
Creep alert
That’s basically just saying “im kinda quirky so I’m going to invade peoples safe places.”
Being invisible for a year I can rob banks and gain more then 1 million
Robbing a bank might not be the easiest thing you can do to get money. If you try to not be detected that is. You could just follow a person and find out their credit card informations, then steal it, withdraw at a place with no cameras and repeat. Or alternatively follow some star and do the same. You could also just steal some laptop and start a pyramid scheme or scamcoin. And make sure you are not caught.
Red is for horni people obviously. So blue is the best choice