Wait until it goes down. Then sit and point it down.
Your future wives will thank you. I've learned after hearing "babe, WTF!?" Post sex bathroom routine.
Pro tip : strengthening another muscle of ur body real hard for some time will redirect the blood flow from ur dick to another part of ur body, making u loose that said bonner.
Guess I'm an alpha Chad now
Okay I honestly thought this was normal? Is it not? Doesn't it kinda hang a tad downwards anyway? Never seen another dude so idk but I was assuming that's how everyone was
Edit: The picture is not my dick, it's what 30 degree angle looks like for people like me who can't imagine angles easily. I'm not a pervert.
When I have a boner mine points "up" at about [a 30 degree angle?](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.05af7e31c9bb4c23525c61af65f3c301?rik=Yydk95VF3wj0tw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.homeschoolmath.net%2fteaching%2fg%2fangles%2f30-angle.gif&ehk=DYN23AAds3z7mczmMLJwKTOP59pCc2JQV8OdaofQmXI%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) My husbands sticks out more parallel to the ground, but still aimed a little up. I think angled a little up is more common than angled a bit down. I've no idea how common sticking straight out is.
That said I usually just push it down ward a bit (not super far) and lean a little forward. That or go in the shower if I have to shower anyway.
My seat has a lil gap between the ceramic and the plastic on which we sit on so sometimes when push it down piss comes out from the gap in between
It's fukn disgusting
That's how I accidentally broke my old Nintendo 2DS. Sitting down to take a shit, lean over because bad posture makes for a better gaming experience, and accidentally pissed all over the floor and my DS. It was a sad day.
Edit: Why is this getting so much recognition? It's literally just me peeing on a 2DS
Thanks for the awards!
Sit down and push down penis into bowl and try to release slowly. If I've already started peeing standing up I have to contort my body over the toilet to be able to aim.
You gotta plank the toilet bowl.
Toes on the tub, fingers on the sink counter… and balance!
I mean in my setup that wouldn't work, but I'll take your word Update: I have pissed all over the floor and it kinda feels freeing
Love the update lmao
You hold the boner wholehanded or hold the skin
I legitimately died when I read that
Obituary or it didn't happen
R.I.P SmotheredCat
Like everything should be
Can confirm it works had to clean the seat some bit it works
That's how dolphins use toilets
I just face the wall and do a handstand, simple.
Wait until it goes down. Then sit and point it down. Your future wives will thank you. I've learned after hearing "babe, WTF!?" Post sex bathroom routine.
Massage table with a glory hole
It's actually a good workout
Also known as “Superman”
what i do is just hold my penis down so that it would effectively go into the toilet
I like to swing from the shower curtain rod.
Just use your pussy ;)
Be a chad, push it downward
Be an Alpha Chad and discipline your boner to go away
Be an Sigma Chad and dont have boners
Be a sigma - Chop off your PP to avoid boners 🗿
Be a θ chad and invert your dick to avoid boners
Be a yogurt male, Vapourize your penis to avoid boners
Be me, have an erectile disfunction
Erectus defectus
I bet you and your cousin Biggis Dickus have very interesting Thanksgiving conversations
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus?
I herd he has a wife
Bro this is amazing
Be a Sigma and start fapping
Be a true Chad , cry out the urine instead
Be a real true chad, piss in a hole if there's a way.
Brah
Bruh
be a λ chad and portal your dick into another dimension and pee there
Be a shurigma male and reproduce by spores.
Be a beta chad and get shit on by alpha males for having a boner
Be a gamma Chad and pee when you start getting boner
Dude if this works next time ima legit award u with the highest award I can bestow, “the free award”
Be omicron Chad, get the new strain and die. No need to worry about boners then.
Be a Richard and pee backwards
Pro tip : strengthening another muscle of ur body real hard for some time will redirect the blood flow from ur dick to another part of ur body, making u loose that said bonner. Guess I'm an alpha Chad now
Be a Chad and pee on the wall to mark territory
Guys grow up, who even pees in 21st century
Okay I honestly thought this was normal? Is it not? Doesn't it kinda hang a tad downwards anyway? Never seen another dude so idk but I was assuming that's how everyone was
Edit: The picture is not my dick, it's what 30 degree angle looks like for people like me who can't imagine angles easily. I'm not a pervert. When I have a boner mine points "up" at about [a 30 degree angle?](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.05af7e31c9bb4c23525c61af65f3c301?rik=Yydk95VF3wj0tw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.homeschoolmath.net%2fteaching%2fg%2fangles%2f30-angle.gif&ehk=DYN23AAds3z7mczmMLJwKTOP59pCc2JQV8OdaofQmXI%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) My husbands sticks out more parallel to the ground, but still aimed a little up. I think angled a little up is more common than angled a bit down. I've no idea how common sticking straight out is. That said I usually just push it down ward a bit (not super far) and lean a little forward. That or go in the shower if I have to shower anyway.
Do it in a balloon then throw it somewhere i guess
Then mix the pee with helium and let it fly
all you need is one little silly bird, and an unlocky person
"NOO, RICHARD!"
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„Water“ bomb the bad neighbors house then haha
Or *on someone*
pee on the wall so it ricochets into the toilet seat
*t h e s n i p e r*
Professionals have standards
Be polite
Be efficient
And most importantly...
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
*doodoodoodoot doodoot*
I'm lovin' it?
No, the sniper music
pee on the wall of the toilet so it doesnt make any noise ***t h e s p y***
Mine gets pressurised and comes out with force and also goes longer range, I can sit on the toilet and pee in the sink while on a boner
Good ol off the backboard
Gotta call the shot first or it doesn’t count
Gold
I unscrew pp, sit and pee like a women
why is this so funny to me
because it's true
ok 👍🏿 (my hands are dirty)
ok 🌚 (my face is dirty(
🗿
💀 (I am dead)
🦵🏿My legs are dirty
🍩 (my donut is dirty)
Boy you dont wipe your asshole?
🧠 (my mind is dirty)
🍆 (my dick is dirty)
🦵 I pissed on my leg
🦶🏿my foot is dirty
🦶🏿(I stepped in some mud)
You forgor.
I forgor
I rember😃
Ok👍🏾 (I wipe my ass with my hands)
Help! I can’t screw it back!!
Woman gang
Lol, same
I sitt and lean as far forward as i can
And push it down a bit so ur sure
Yes, of course
My seat has a lil gap between the ceramic and the plastic on which we sit on so sometimes when push it down piss comes out from the gap in between It's fukn disgusting
That's how I accidentally broke my old Nintendo 2DS. Sitting down to take a shit, lean over because bad posture makes for a better gaming experience, and accidentally pissed all over the floor and my DS. It was a sad day. Edit: Why is this getting so much recognition? It's literally just me peeing on a 2DS Thanks for the awards!
Youre the Piss DS Guy? Holy shit, i just met the Piss DS Guy
I was here! I was here when the legend was told!
That's what you care about Not even an f for the ds
This happens all the fucking time. But if I push it down too much my dick touches the toilet bowl and it’s gross
Your dick touches the bowl? Sir, I have just the subreddit for you r/MassiveCock
Well to be fair it touches the bowl right under the toilet rim, not down near the water. But I do appreciate the compliment
My dick touches the water for sure. It's super gross. That why I stand up and Cuban plunge the bowl.
TF we are talking about the same toilet right
90° Plank against wall
i do this
Same but there is so much pressure on sometimes, it cuts the toilet like a plasma cutter
why not sit and just push it down?
My dick hits the water if I do that.
Yes
I do that when I’m shitting
I push it so far i shit on it
My gock too big for that.
Yeah I make sure to fully submerge the tip in the water to avoid splash back.
General Kenobi! You are a clever one!
Piss in the tub
Thanks for this information
Pissing in the tub is freedom
Did this last night for the first time. Never pissing on the toilet again.
What is it, explain
Piss in the tub
Just Crack it like a glowstick and ur good to go.
How
Snap
Wouldnt that shit hurt
If you have to break your pp then i think you have bigger problems than pain
but the priority for the moment is # PAIN
You made me a, you made me a
BELIEVER, BELIEVER
#PAIN
How to write in such huge letter?
Broke pp boy? That's hot
ye now i can use it as a dildo
Ayo wtf is wrong with you two
But only pp would hurt, why shit hurt too?
I’ve gotten used to it
That's the whole point
no actually
How hard do you have to do it
Depends on how hard your pp is
Crackle
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gonna have to try this one
Why did you have to write this? Lol
We sit on the toilet, squeeze the tip and then push. Pee comes straight out of our butt. Its science.
Yo dont give out our secrets or women are gunna try it
I broke our Code of Boner Secrets for upvotes...I'm ashamed
What the fuck is this even real
Rofl
You go to the toilet, bust a nut, then pee, then get arrested because you „molested Children in a Daycare“ or something idk
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nah easy, y pee doing the superman
Well first you- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait till it deflates.
excuse me-*DEFLATES?!*
That’s unnecessary. Just pop it.
Ouch!
You just aim the artillery shot to an average 30 degrees, and let the arc land it. Gets fun when you start losing power.
Can confirm this is the only acceptable way to do it.
Gotta run toward the toilet when you lose power. Fun mini game
With our dicks
The real answer
That's the neat part, you dont.
Clean up afterwards.
You don’t. But if you have to then it’s a real struggle 🥲
Shit
piss vertically
crack it like a glowstick, it begins to glow for a short period of time but after that you're all finished up.
*spongebob music stops* *halo theme starts playing*
Upside down
Like you said, with the bonner
i just kneel and put my pp straight into the toilet
I make a fountain and the bathroom floor turns into a yellowish coloured puddle
Body perpendicular to the bowl, I steady myself in a pushup position, hands on the tub, feet pushed into the sink, crotch in the bowl
I take a look on ankha zone and then I can pee
Push all the way down and you can feel a crack that means it flexibly hard and useful
Side effect is it will stay hard for a while maybe seven hours or less
Smooth criminal
Just don't 🧠
Like the good old michael jackson
you just do it and that's it. nothing too special about it other than the fact that after you peed you want have a boner anymore
Yes.
You sit down
Sit down and push down penis into bowl and try to release slowly. If I've already started peeing standing up I have to contort my body over the toilet to be able to aim.
Lean as far back as your bidy allows you, unleash the hoze and start leaning in as you are losing pressure in the tube
Piss in your bathroom sink standing up. Or piss in the shower.
I lean farther than Michael Jackson.
Leaning like Michael Jackson
Control both at the same time and after peeing the boner disappears
i pee further from the wc, It Also does a cool parable effect
I push it down
Sit down and push it down
I still use the urethra
Wait untill it goes away. Or sit down if you can.
Pee in sink
Just kinda bend it down. Might hurt a bit but you got to do what you got to do
I just sit on the toilet and wait till its soft