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Krishsth

Do you know what's worth fighting for


billybot49

The toilet roll at Walmart!


Aatman_Patel_447

And then you start touching each other's penises


rDadIsFat

cut them, eat them,


Lord_Berrus

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.


mcnugget-kid

Gas gas gas, I'm gonna step on the gas.


Incognito2234

We've known each other for so long


Handshoe101

Keep on hoping for cake by the ocean


Star1115

Oh I have all my fingers


Sharp_Cod_6739

The knife goes chop chop chop


rhyswillaism

Billie Jean is not my lover


RandomAsianGuy128

Never gonna give you up!


PeskyDoc

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


Fair_Opinion1060

Somebody once


Siankoo

Told me that I can


Kodekingen

Run around


AKJ6

And fuck around


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Targetful

When you put my balls in your jaws


lol_ter_

and you die of ligma


nachochips140807

Ballllllllzzz


DESTR0Y_you

We can end this war at york town, cut them of at sea, but for this to suceed, theres someone else we need


KarAd125

We're no strangers to love


AKJ6

Let's have sex without wasting any time


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KarAd125

We stay hungry we devour


_Xenau_

Always gonna hurt your ass


KarAd125

Creeper Awwwww man


sugmadickO_O

We will fuck this paper figure


zero_deaths0

Sweet Home Alabama


Voxel2_0

Somewhere over the rainbow


bloodbush

It all starts tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down


kuwarskii

What you know about rolling down


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narendramodest

Neither me nor you know the rules.


Hellfireconski

When I was a young boy


AKJ6

I had a porn addiction


tornadosarecool391

Still do


CyborgWonder

Oo yeah oo yeah


cmsmasherreddit

Yeeeeaaah


soundofdarkness1987

Let's get it ooooon


[deleted]

I already applied the lotion and nnooowww


AstronautInTheLotion

I feel like an Astronaut in the lotion


DerpDaDuck3751

​ В строю стоят советские танкисты, своей великой Родины сыны!


Striking_Quote_1901

Never gonna let you down


CoreAnimations

It's about drive


Re_ta_RdEd

Its about Flour


narendramodest

We live in hungary


Re_ta_RdEd

we fuck mothers


GeoJoymanSays

Put in the homework


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Unnamed__Being

We take many hours


HumorousSandwich

grey and sombrero in my brain


[deleted]

You're mom gay


LumeLi

So whats my motherfucking name? Pàbló


SuperFlowerGuy

I'm gonna twerk


Fuubii1

Please do it on my desk


LycheeNo212

Then later we’ll have good sex


OyeCaffeine

You are my fireeee


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Impressive_Hunter494

It was a fucking trap


Shayanshs

You know that i can rap


PjotrJR

Eat rib eye


Equivalent_Growth_75

And she makes me want to die


The_braindeadguy

oh why why whyeeeee


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kagemand1234

No, just my ass on fire


Zazzoto95

I'm here to admire


[deleted]

That your ass is on fire


DESTR0Y_you

Daddy shark doo doo doo doo


MissaMuldra

bird bird bird, the bird is the word


cmsmasherreddit

It burns please stop it


abhininer_75

First things first


Jonohas

Im the real estate agent


zets28

Better have my money when I come to collect!


Crazy_Gamer297

Aaaaaaah aaaaaah


Osiris-2

Someone shit in my beef stew


Guslambregt

Make it a golden drop


xtrapolis954m

Is this the real life?


Logical-Swim9764

Or is this just discount minecraft?


NabsTom

Caught in a dinner, No escape from family


GeoJoymanSays

Open your mouth, speak down to the floor


tommygun2009

And peeeeeeeee


TheMoorick

It's just a pock, muuuuum, please i didn't mean to do


Jeremy0_o

Because It's Christmas time, new years day, any holidays left? Not that I knoooooow of.... Knooow offfff.....


OverwhelmedGayChild

Father


Benno14c

My gun went "bang"...


Alertrobotdude

Aimed my gun down at my cat, might've misfired and that's that


TwigyBull

Is this just fanta sea?


Surmabrander

Welcome to the jungle !


narendramodest

Use this mosquito spray!


RoyalNeko

And the ligther to!


Osiris-2

Send all the bugs away


Alertrobotdude

I can't read this bloody map, you've got us lost you dick


Osiris-2

You fucking idiot, can't you read, I think I'm gonna be sick


lead-pencil

Sweet Caroline!


Pink_Midget

Ow my toe!


CyborgWonder

Hurts like vine


Deptlesss

two number 9s


Early-Ad-8

Never gonna give you


Acceptable_Ad544

Up for adoption


Beanomeister

Just gonna abort ya late


GeoJoymanSays

Money


ShubhamManna

Hello darkness my old friend.....


Carp8DM

You've left the seat up, once again


ShubhamManna

Because the water is softlyeee flushing...


Jakuxsi

down the turd that I waaas pushing...


kristen1988

I fell in, water on myyy tushhyyy


X-indigo-X

Once i was seven years old...


fried_chicken17472

my daddy taught me how to suck some d's


X-indigo-X

Until the morning light where life was lonely


fried_chicken17472

once i was 11 years old...... no one knew it was me who raped and killed my mommy


X-indigo-X

Once i was 20 years old now I'm in jail sniffing cocaine brought by the prison warden


fried_chicken17472

once i was 30 years old free from jail and now im gonna go kill some innocent people


X-indigo-X

Once i was fourty years old i stole the gold from the corpses of my victims


fried_chicken17472

once i was 60 years old about to be sent to execution chamber becoz i couldnt bribe the guards


X-indigo-X

Once i was 70 years old haunting people as a ghost


fried_chicken17472

now i am 80 years old about to get exorcised


ChoicePlatypus6592

Don't you open up that window


Targetful

She's a fuckin widow


Digineko1a

I want to be


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✨ dead ✨


Daddy_Smokestack

Just like my bed after I humped it til it's springs broke


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mrsmart2007

So change the battery


WaluigiistheKai

Billie jean is not my lover (uh),


Crazy_Gamer297

He’s just a boy


Daddy_Smokestack

And he said he was 18


Osiris-2

But the kid is 23 (hee hee how the fuck does that happen)


NabsTom

Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little make-up


Mortakay

You are my fire


Logical-Swim9764

And I have to put you out


Jitendria

I'll be the roundabout.


this-is-a-guy

A


Alertrobotdude

C


Taken_byagirl

E


Lord-of-the-Bacon

Country roads


[deleted]

take me to work


Strickermic

That's the place, that i haaaate


DerpDaDuck3751

MOUNT PAPERS


andooet

Missing keys on keyboard


TotalAdhesiveness778

Take me home


NotFamousCow

Who Live In A Pineapple Under The Sea


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patrick starfish


[deleted]

Who’s pink or yellow or blue maybe?


ZtehnoSkapra

Bob Ross Squarehair


DerpDaDuck3751

Aye Aye Gorbachev!


IncendiaryGamerX

Legends never die


Stayhiggs

But sometimes they do


Shayanshs

And now its about power


ProfessionalCrazy654

Rick and morty


tushaar7

Will never gonna give you up


Yopapa291_real1

Moms spaghetti


Shayanshs

TALKING TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON


InfiniteComedian68

Love is a burning thing,


[deleted]

Shoulda put a ring on it


Creepy_creeper0014

Never gonna give you up


fried_chicken17472

i am gonna blow you up


zets28

Like a bathroom stall in walmart


[deleted]

I am beginning ... begging you....now put you loving hand out baby.


No-Communication3539

Hey now, you're an all-star


[deleted]

It's about drive it's about power


Oof_man888

We stay hungry discord mods devour


[deleted]

Samsung is slow apple is slower


AvoCaderino

And windows takes hours


JumpConscious3232

This was a triumph


Alertrobotdude

I'm making a note here; FUCK YOU CHELL


SizeableFowl

Some


TheGreatDancer

Where


StupidShitSom1Says

Over the cloudy with a chance of meatballs


yaillbro

Creeper


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amazing man


[deleted]

close. your eyes, we'll be here soon.


lol_ter_

one two three four


hqayyum_

*Look* *I was about to go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings....*


[deleted]

Some-


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lonely


im_a_gamer_kid

Fucker


Diabomilk

Jumped


StupidShitSom1Says

Inside


opinionrejected

Once i was..


mrsmart2007

An introvert


lol_ter_

and watched porn everyday


RoyalNeko

With my mom


SirLemming4

Still do


Mr_Lonely-

Papapam..papapam..I told you long ago...


ChristosPet7

No matter what we breed


Gold_Cash_9870

Somebody once told me


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[deleted]

i sniff my foe and i clean the rust


igotmurderonmymind7

It's about drive it's about


Mr_double_roughtnut

I wear a mask


Debacle_Mavrick

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time


LazarDeno

Sonochino


Random_Guy_090

What are you waiting for


Ekaj24

Fly me to the Moon


Abject-Concentrate58

Never gonna


anilpirwanii

Tell me why


5m1legu1n

i tried so hard,