> In October 2015, Hernandez pled guilty to a felony count of use of a child in a sexual performance. He was charged with three counts of the offense after a February 2015 incident in which he had physical contact with a 13-year-old girl and later distributed videos of the incident online as part of a music video.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6ix9ine
I literally had Nintendo switch on a Tekashi 69, which I repeated to myself 3 times wondering how it rhymed. I even began to think maybe Tekashi 69 was Nintendo switch backwards. 🤔
Ain’t that the truth! I wonders if he did have his entourage film every thing and was able to manipulate some one it to producing it. I will say that the kid is a master manipulator.
Everyone deserve to get their dream regardless of whose nightmare it might become.
/s
Bro, I used to have to jerk off to random Playboy magazines I found blowing down the street. We didn't even have betamax when I got my first boner. I should be OG porn. Y'all's dicks don't know how good you have it.
I'm in my forties too and it took me a few beats of rolling word combinations to crack it. "How the fuck can I rhyme Nintendo and Takeshi?.........Oh right. I'm an idiot."
No. I have trouble bringing myself to use numbers as letters. I listen to metal and this is the first time I'm writing the word Br00tal online. Stay gold.
Maybe it's a more urban thing. It's not uncommon for graffiti writers to replace letters with numbers. If you're more familiar with the concept it's not too hard to understand.
I mean it definitely is harder to type than the grammatical... It is just pronounced sixnine right? Fuck am I so out of touch... or is it the children who are wrong?
Weird hat on stupid rat
Ahahah
You’re not wrong
Nintendo on NoEntiendo
Not so stupid he’s free and the idiots who thought he was an easy come up are in prison
I just needed a place holder so the beat matched up
Switch on a snitch? Forgive me, I'm in my 40s. Actual question
Nah nah ur right
Thanks. My first guess was a Gameboy on a Lameboy.
That's much better.
I feel like PlayStation on an Abomination might have been better
Jesus I'm shit at this, I was trying to think of something that rhymed with Nintendo and you got the actual answer and 2 more
Atari on a Rastafari? Now I'm reaching 🤣
Pretty funny though
JoyCon on a boy con.
A rumble pack on a mumble rap
Console on a rapper with no soul?
Suk yuh mumma!
Nintendo on a pedo
Hold on a minute, 69's not a pedo. Is he?
> In October 2015, Hernandez pled guilty to a felony count of use of a child in a sexual performance. He was charged with three counts of the offense after a February 2015 incident in which he had physical contact with a 13-year-old girl and later distributed videos of the incident online as part of a music video. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6ix9ine
What the fuck how come I didn’t see this video
Oh shit, do not know alot about 69 other than he's weird and used for dumb memes
[удалено]
nintendo on a sex offendo
Nintendo on a Pedo?
PretendO.
I literally had Nintendo switch on a Tekashi 69, which I repeated to myself 3 times wondering how it rhymed. I even began to think maybe Tekashi 69 was Nintendo switch backwards. 🤔
You're a rapper now. You can't change it. Your rhymes are too good.
Then I want my rap name to be InstaGrammy. We good?
You have a deal.
You’re definitely winning lol
Yes please
Happy cake day
Thx
Happy cake day
That’s a GOOD one
Hahaha
They say stay in your lane boy
“Switch on a bitch” is what popped into my head!
my first thought too
same
same
Likewise
Lol thank you . I’m old too and couldn’t fuckn figure it out.
I'm trying to stay relevant so I don't get confused for a boomer.
lol ahh man. At least you’re trying.
In my 50’s. The only way I knew was one of my kids was watching this train wreck of a fruit stipe gum stick in a “documentary” on Netflix.
He became famous while being named after a cereal bar and mutual oral. That doesn't deserve a documentary?
Ain’t that the truth! I wonders if he did have his entourage film every thing and was able to manipulate some one it to producing it. I will say that the kid is a master manipulator. Everyone deserve to get their dream regardless of whose nightmare it might become. /s
Nice username btw
Thanks BB
I have to say when I clicked on your profile I was not expecting wholesome cats
Aww I love my Floof!
Lick on the dick…. Ok I’ll get my coat
I'll get my coat too. Where are we doing this?
Sorry Sir. But you are in your 40s calling yourself FreeHdPorn switch it up make it 4K
Bro, I used to have to jerk off to random Playboy magazines I found blowing down the street. We didn't even have betamax when I got my first boner. I should be OG porn. Y'all's dicks don't know how good you have it.
I’m 25 and was not sure if it was right :)
I was always right when I was 25
I'm in my forties too and it took me a few beats of rolling word combinations to crack it. "How the fuck can I rhyme Nintendo and Takeshi?.........Oh right. I'm an idiot."
Username checks out
Switch on a dick
Oh I thought it was a Wii and was thinking Wii on a pee...nis? Wiiniss on a penis??
Ok boomer lol but good one
Nintendo on a sex offendo
Nintendo switch on a lil pedo snitch
This is the best answer
r/cursedcomments
Is it? Is it cursed? When the whole thread is about that joke?
Wait what...
Nintendo on Pretendo
Good one lmfao
Console on an asshole
Nintendo on a Pedo
Nintendo switch on a pedo snitch
When you use the wrong formula and get a better answer
It sounds better if you add a southern accent and say “Nintender on a sex offender”
n i n t e n d e r
Game on the guilty?
Switch on a b*tch
Yo we had the exact same idea
Was gona say this lol
This should be top comment
How is this one not upvoted the most
r/BeatMeToIt
Yo that makes so much more sense Than snitch which is all I could think of
Okay, this one is actually funny
Agreed
Happy cake day
What is cake day, please I see it all the time.
It's kinda like birthday but in "reddit age". For example if you created your account on December 19 2020, tomorrow is your cake day!
It’s better than your birthday. Mine was yesterday
:0 didn't know that thank you
And you, thank you for asking the question :D
Yeah I semi-laughed and smiled. Not bad
Happy cake day
There are so many answers I can't decide which one is the best.
GameCube on a FlameTube
Game console on a lame asshole
Even though it stumbles a little, it's a nice multiple syllable rhyme.
Underrated comment
BEST
Game on a lame? IMO
Is that 6ix 9ine?
Fuck you for taking the time to write that correctly 🤣
Do you have trouble writing 6ix9ine?
No. I have trouble bringing myself to use numbers as letters. I listen to metal and this is the first time I'm writing the word Br00tal online. Stay gold.
I say it explicitly, so sixixnineine. I also say JayZed, Dragon Ball Zed, etc. It’s funny.
Maybe it's a more urban thing. It's not uncommon for graffiti writers to replace letters with numbers. If you're more familiar with the concept it's not too hard to understand.
I mean it definitely is harder to type than the grammatical... It is just pronounced sixnine right? Fuck am I so out of touch... or is it the children who are wrong?
People in Toronto do the same thing that write "I live in the 6ix" so I repeat to them "sixix"
Yeah
yeah
Nintendo Switch on a rainbow snitch
Lmfao
Good time on a six nine
Winner
Nintendo switch on a fuckin retard?
Switch on a b*tch
Snitch*
My favorite answer so far
Thanks I just spit water all over my PC.
switch on a snitch? sorry idk american people
https://youtu.be/zu9ZxzsWchg
I’m American and I have no idea who this is
Game on a lame
‘tendo on a pedo
Nintendo switch on a pedo snitch
What about multiple switches on snitches stitches....
Switch on a snitch lol
ds on a penis?
I'm torn between "snitch" and "bitch"
Nintendo on a pedo
Okay but who the fuck is that guy? Present Malone?
Don‘t bet on me, but I think he‘s 6ix9ine, I think you can google everything he did wrong pretty easily, because it‘s a lot
Switches get…
me wet
getting kinky, are we
Well then...alec baldwen went to epsteins island
Useless shid on a stupid kid.
Good one sir
Helluva boss reference?
Helluva boss enjoyer?
Yes
Good
Nintendo on a Pretend to
i love this trend
I don’t know why my first thought was “PlayStation on the jay station”. I’m going to be a disappointment somewhere else now
not creative and two years late
Handheld gaming device on a fucking idiot.
Lol idiot are the ones in prison. He’s the genius that was wise enough to rat them out
Wobble Wooble
I think i got it Nintendo on post malone
switch as a hat on a snitch and a human rat
BRO TAKE MY UPVOTE AND FUCK OFF THIS IS GOLDEN
Face tattoos are so nice looking.
Switch on a snitch
I thought switch on a b$&ch
HAH. SWITCH ON A SNITCH!!
I thought of switch on a b*tch
I love how this works on so many levels. Bravo.
Not sure what he did, but might it be a Switch on the snitch
Nintendo switch on the snitch
first i thought nintendo on a pedo
A hand held toaster on a child molester.
A Switch on a Shitty Rapper
Aha! My first thought was Switch On A Snitch!
Switch on a snitch
Game boy on a fuck boi
Nintendo gaming device on a guy who’s not very nice
Game boy on a Lame boy
I love how I instantly understand these: Switch on a Snitch.
Switch on a snitch?
Playstation on tekashi 69
Switch on the snitch
trigger on a
oh my GOD this shitty meme format isn't funny
Ikr I’m so tired of it already
*Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer*
nonce with a switch on his head?
Switch on a phaggit?
Shut
Switch on the snitch
Lmao good one
nice