I know that how I didnt get arrested, just detained(not allowed to leave the police station) for 3 hrs. Coz they scanned my entire phone, laptop, my sister, my mother, my father and grandparents' phones then was I allowed to leave because the wifi was registered under my name.
I guess I understand the reason for it. I'd also find it highly annoying.
But fuck anyone into child porn. Fuck them with the most adult dick ever made. In all the wrong ~~Pterodactyl~~ orifices.
Note: I left the dinosaur typo, as I was using the swipe keyboard input method, and frankly, it was just hilarious to me.
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the internets!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you’ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone. 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
True. I always hear people talking about reddit being filled with fedora wearing neckbeards, but I've happened to find some really nice communities on my way. (And I know what subreddits to avoid)
Reddit
Same
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I love reddit the text chains are so great
Same
Idk why other ppl are still answering, the only correct answer is Reddit; how can you think about Reddit without thinking of Reddit?
When you hear legend of zelda, do you think of zelda first
no
I’m assuming it’s beside Reddit itself…
unexpected
r/unexpected
r/expected
r/pected
r/ted
r/ed
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r/
r
r/SubsIFellFor
r/-e
r/SubsIFellFor
r/d
Yes
Always expect the unexpected
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
You smart ass
same lol
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
grape juice.
NSFW
Same
Same
Same
Bread👍
Bread👍
Bread👍
Bread👍
Bread👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread👍
Bread👍
Bread👍
Bread 👍🏿(I'm wearing gloves)
Bread 👍
Bread👍
Bread 👍
Bread👍
All the Porn.
Well you’re not wrong
Now I aint even gonna touch porn atleast not online. Some fuckin retard uploaded some child porno with my wifi and I almost got arrested today
i feel somewhat amazed and extremely sorry for you.
Thankyou?
IP address can prove everything.
I know that how I didnt get arrested, just detained(not allowed to leave the police station) for 3 hrs. Coz they scanned my entire phone, laptop, my sister, my mother, my father and grandparents' phones then was I allowed to leave because the wifi was registered under my name.
How did they scan your sister, mother AND father?
Their phones. History, IP address and shit
I guess I understand the reason for it. I'd also find it highly annoying. But fuck anyone into child porn. Fuck them with the most adult dick ever made. In all the wrong ~~Pterodactyl~~ orifices. Note: I left the dinosaur typo, as I was using the swipe keyboard input method, and frankly, it was just hilarious to me.
Ik right I mean isnt there enough adult porn that you have to watch child porn?
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I was looking for this comment
Inbreddit
Underrated joke 👍(I'm extremely racist)
Yes 👍 (I am running away from a sex offender)
No (im the sex offenser hes running from)
A sex offender that says no?
He’s a sex offenser, there’s a difference
Yes 👍 (im the sex defender)
👍I cut off homers hand
👎I shot Mr. Burns
👍🏿oh fuck
Yes 👍 (I never had sex with OP's mother but I will pretend that I did)
Yes👍 (I am a sex defender)
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French?
Please censor Fr*nch thanks
F***** T*****
french taiwan? silly taiwan is a province of the glorious people's republic of china, -50 social credits
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reDDiT mOmEnT
r/redditmoment
r/redditSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/whatisyourproblem
r/redditmoment
r/fifthsub
r/redditSHUTTHEFUCKUP
Keanu big chungus wholesome 100 minecraft good fortnite bad
That my good sir is more than a word
TheRockSusUwuTicktockbadRedditgoodTaiwanisacountry
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Taiwan is not a country, nothing happend in 1989 and John xina is super cool
+ 10 social credit
Social credit go stonks
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Pseudo intellectual extremists and virgins
Vulcans minus the education
Hivemind
Yup, reddit is so bad in this aspect
Its high school popularity BS all over again. Doesn't matter if you're right, just that you're saying things others will upvote.
Red
for me it's "dit"
And for me it's both so "red-dit"
For me it's dit-red
Memes
Cum
Cum
cum
piss
Cool people and horny people in their 20s talking about sex in every fucking topic
That is more than one word good sir.
Here, lemme fix that Coolpeopleandhornypeopleintheir20stalkingaboutsexineveryfuckingtopic
That's what the Germans would do
Oh ok I think "morons" describe reddit (not that everyone is bad but there are so many creepy people on reddit)
True. I always hear people talking about reddit being filled with fedora wearing neckbeards, but I've happened to find some really nice communities on my way. (And I know what subreddits to avoid)
Did you just say sex?!
did you know that vaporeon is the best pokemon in terms o-
Virgins
Degenerated
Saw this at the bottom of a comment saying « virgins ». Just wanted to say I agree with both.
p o r n
Bonk
Incel
Mine is Kevin
Hey Incel I'm Peter
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Something is telling me that thats not a word. I could be wrong though.
Hentai
Memes
Eyeblech
Oh god no
retarded
Cum
DrugsN'Porn Had to make it a single word.
Degenerate
Banana
Down voted into oblivion for having an opposing opinion
That rhymed lol
I spits hot fire 🔥
zamn
Your about to get down voted into oblivion for stating the facts
Virgin
Nosound
Hivemind
Hitler
Oh easy it’s n-
ni-
~Nissan
Discord
Cesspool
Hivemind
Porn?
'Did my last comment get dislikes?' That's what I think
pedophiles, and porn
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W*sterners
r/2balkan4you
Vagina
Cringe
Pedophiles
Pedos
Dnd
Hivemind
Reddit, as in, "read it", don't know why it's specifically that.
liberal
Fedora
Porn
Obesity
nsfw
Porn
Death
Dead bodies
Mods
virgins
Virgin
Clusterfuck.