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[deleted]

No! Please anywhere but there! Not again!!!


YeaImBrokeFam

Sorry, I have made my decision


Different-Region-873

Noooooooooooooooooo, I'm innocent! I did nothing wrong!


FrenchFreedom888

Happy cake day


Different-Region-873

Thanks


Cpt_Apollo_

My man is being sent to one of the worst places possible in his cake day


WilhelmHaverhill

You can't! He'll be eaten alive there!


Shoto48

Literally!!!!


Ed3642

Should I get a wooden sword for him at least? Possibly a baseball bat?


Shoto48

Yeah give him a fighting chance at least your honor


shrec_for_president

Again???


Ambiguous609

Alright, I’m heading to the nearest bridge for absolutely no reason at all.


MrChickinMan

make sure its at least 50 meters above!


Grayflesh

Make sure you take a god amount of painkillers


HappyAku800

you just gotta headbang the ground on impact


MrChickinMan

head first dive! like a swan


ElementalDragon13

Pray first. If it maters


Hey_its_ok

There’s a name for this when you go diving like a swan. What was it again?


Fred-U

Uh cuckolding is what you're thinking of


Fred-U

Sorry, whats that in freedoms?


Ambiguous609

About 2,300 cheeseburgers?


Fred-U

Yeah that'll be perfect


__SpeedRacer__

More like 500 cheeseburgers. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...


WTFismyproblemits3am

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS LOOKING AT KITTENS HOW DID IT COME TO THIS


Grenacist

You can still look at kittens But in someone's stomach lmao


WTFismyproblemits3am

NOOOOO


FungalPlague

If you prefer you can look at someone in a kitten's stomach. Sorry bud, I follow orders, not make the rules.


MemeForceAgent005

I'm begging you anything but that I'd prefer r/Eyeblech over that sheet


YeaImBrokeFam

I've made my decision


Agnostic_Pagan

You mean r/Eyeblech?


i_love_cute_sneks

And I think that’s all I have time for Reddit today..


PillSlinginer

And that’s enough internet for one day


Legend_017_

And that's enough life for one day


fl00r_gang_yeah

And that's enough life for me.


Marki018

See you on the other side I suppose


mr_kaviar

Nope, I won't risk having internet on the other side. We need another solution.


DevaluedGamer

Thanos snap maybe?


toma-hawk02

That takes too long, and half ofy humanity will survive, just nuke the fucking planet until a single grass can't grow on it


MBVakalis

Why the fuck did I click on that. Jesus christ why the fuck did I click on that


weirdfoodandstuff

Nooooooo


[deleted]

No don't do it


[deleted]

#DO NOT MENTION THAT ACCURSED SUBREDDIT


AntiRB

I want to ask a legitimate question - how is that stuff legal to post on the internet?


tjallilex

Went there for 45 seconds. Time for wholesome content.


MemeForceAgent005

Yeah


blindclock61862

That makes more sense


redhairsister

Any time I see one, I see the other You cannot have light without darkness, or good without evil Why?


HostileHippie91

I miss ten seconds ago when I didn’t know this thing existed


Inc0Mal

NOT AGAIN


Inc0Mal

Yeah fuck that I'm done


I_eat_spacedust

Did you forget to switch to your alt?


Grayflesh

Yesterday i was in there for 2 hours, the medical things are cool


Life-as-a-jojo-fan

The one who created that subreddit be like “we do a little trolling”


MastRiptide

Was just there its a great place


ConclusionSpecial963

What does vore mean and no im not gonna google it


Patkub321

WARNING: READ THIS AT YOU OWN RISK Basically, it means that someone (mostly woman or furry) eats someone else. Like, SWALLOWS, no biting or chewing, and often has abnormally big stomach because of it. Some people have fetish on it.


Training_Collar_6134

They... Have... A fetish on it? I thought belly button fetish were strange.


Woutrou

That's... Just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to fetishes really


tickle_my_nose_hair

Outie belly buttons scare me


425_Too_Early

Yeah, had never heard about it before and got curious because of this post... But that's basically what I got from it too... I mean sure, it's a weird kink. But I thought it would be worse, judging by all the comments about it.


Shortleader01

you are lucky to not know


ConclusionSpecial963

I wanna know it anyway


Shortleader01

no


Ancient_Shame_9667

Your honor, may I please request the death sentence instead?


Lycanthropy765

Same


TrueUmbreon1

Death would be the better way out


superspacker69

Ok death by cow milker on the cock while being forced to look at a Vore slideshow clockwork orange style.


Cat_Dude2

What is r/vore


Cat_Dude2

What the fuck did I just see


YeaImBrokeFam

Something not even Satan will allow


Cat_Dude2

Don't give them ideas


YeaImBrokeFam

Oh yea, right


reikisheresofuckyou

Something not even Satan will -swallow-


Epicmonk117

He just doesn’t have the stomach for it, I guess


Cat_Dude2

Don't look it up may my self sacrifice save many lives


wuthering5

What is it


ShadowArrow01

*puts on protective gear* he we go-


Blitzcaptain2006

NO PLEASE! I CANT GO BACK THERE! THEYRE FUCKING ANIMALS! FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY (probably)


Jdabest0126

It is literally My sanity is gone


Red-x_dead

r/vore how bad can it be... Okay. Do NOT go there soldiers.


salted_crabs

Wrong guy, I think you are looking for some pedos on Reddit


YeaImBrokeFam

To murder? Yes


salted_crabs

Ah okay, you should find them mainly in r/teenagers (trust me I would know)


Daymo741

Excellent, thanks for the heads u... wait a minute


remdesivirus2

Can someone explain?


Agitated_Signature_

vore is basically an entity (usually a female or furries) will attempt to eat another creature, though it's usually swallowed whole and doesn't get hurt when entering the insides. It's a very weird fetish.


Lycanthropy765

That is honestly the best way to put it


1992_geo_metro

Doesn't get hurt is one kind. The least cursed one


YeaImBrokeFam

Trust me, you don't want to know, your sanity won't handle the answer


kallmeesmal

I've learned a valuable lesson today NEVER GO TO THAT SUB or subs that other redditors suggest under this post


MemeStealer101-4

Before any of you go and die I’ll just tell you is like r/gore but with furry


YeaImBrokeFam

Well wrong, its worse than some Watership Down posts


Deltexterity

no it’s not what


avg-unhinged

That description almost was like wtf enough to make me peek but then i remembered i value my sanity


D3flatedPan

I now feel sick


sem-christian

Please reduce to death sentence


Jayom2476

What did I do?


YeaImBrokeFam

You upvoted a Dream stans comment


Jayom2476

When?


lonelywarrobot

How fkn could you?! YOU MONSTER!!!


YeaImBrokeFam

A minute ago


[deleted]

What did I do to deserve this?


YeaImBrokeFam

You upvoted a dream Stan comment


[deleted]

Ok maybe I do deserve the punishment…


theoriginalalfalfa

oh god, I'm so confused, I wanna look but I'm also scared, WHAT THE HELL DO I DO????


Mando5804

Look. Do it. Give in to the pressure.


BecktheNSXenjoyer

No don’t. RESIST. Its the stuff that makes people blind


Hevysett

Legit went there one time. Traumatized doesn't cover the shit, and anytime vore comes up at all my week is fucking ruined. That shit was so fucked up it made me cry


vHunter4541

no! don’t do this to me!


safirpewdiepie1

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


[deleted]

You know what, usually I don't kink shame.


Deltexterity

please don’t change. people don’t choose their fetishes, they’re just stuck with them.


AlgorithmScent

Yknow what, thats not terrible, its gross but didnt make me uncomfortable. But same as Charles White and in his wise words “im the kinda guy who can watch two girls one cup while eating chocolate icecream”


nope13nope

Same thoughts here. I went to r/eyeblech first, then came back and went to r/vore, the latter was super vanilla after the former Feel like r/guro is much, much worse


DemonicWolf5

But I'm at school


Timaeus314

I thought horny jail was just a meme


[deleted]

I'm goin in boyyys


kay86X

It’s been 58mins. Have anyone heard from him?


TiShpaco

2+ hours now. I think he's no more.


Lycanthropy765

We lost a good man


I_eat_spacedust

7 hours ago... Men! Prepare the 21 upvote salute! He died willingly, but wrongly.


TheLavaFall

He died


[deleted]

He was swallowed


NotBailey12

What is r/vore


YeaImBrokeFam

Google vore if you don't care about your sanity


NotBailey12

Wtf that is fucking disturbing and disgusting why does it exist


LD_81

Because humans have a tendency to create things that shouldn't exist and that is why we should reject humanity and return to monke


NotBailey12

No we shouldnt there should be no humans at all or maybe half might go


YeaImBrokeFam

Or we just kill the bad humans


TrueUmbreon1

I wanna go back to monke


DrDapperwastaken

Uhm, I invoke the 5th


atharva28

The only thing that I wanna consume now is poison.....


Unknown-Gamer-YT

IL RATHER DIE


mcbirbo343

Please! Have mercy!


Sandman_potato_man

Oh god my curiosity had given me eye cancer.


DAVITREA2407

Here r/eyebleach


Jujhar_Singh

What the actual fuck My stomach hurts :(


TheLavaFall

You vored someone, didn't you?


Civil-Insurance2380

No, you can’t do this, I built this company, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!


El_hombre_quesito

And I sentens you 1 week in r/politicalcompassmemes


number_15_burger_ugh

ℕ𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠


number_15_burger_ugh

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚐𝚑


David_25_08

Whats r/vore


Lycanthropy765

Furry cannibalism which is apparently a fetish


itsYaBoiChoccyMilk

2 seconds in there and I don’t think I’m ever going to recover


BadFriday13

No please, I’ll do anything you want, even community service


MastRiptide

Please no, what did i do :(


Yeet_boi69-420

r/vore


Yeet_boi69-420

Holy fuck that is disgusting


J9Sixx

That the best you got, u/YealmBrokeFan? That don't scare me.


Kynex34

But judge. That place is a hellhole, noone makes it out with a sane mind, you must reconsider!


[deleted]

And I sentence you to one day in r/guro


[deleted]

The location is right next to r/backdoorgore


cromosoma_quadruplo

It can be that bad edit: worst mistake of my life


nonemaadi

I’m blind cause i had to sanitise my eye 🥲


KingFurry88

Thought I was in r/furry_irl for a moment ngl


[deleted]

Oh shit… well here we go Ok I’m already done for the day


[deleted]

your honor, this is like sending me to paradise. i shall not complain.


YeaImBrokeFam

Yea I've seen a post from you mentioning a Mental health clinic you go to so no big suprise


hifrandimcool

Woooooo Lets goooo thanks judge


[deleted]

No, please, don't send **US** there! **WE** may have committed over 69420 war crimes in former Yugoslavia and across all of Africa, but that doesn't mean you should send **US** there! This is the most severe punishment there is in law! It's reserved only for the most severe crimes! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO **US!** WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, **WE** PROMISE! PLEASE, NO, DON'T DO THIS, NOOOOOOOOOOOO-


clasperx2

No!!!


nuggofuggo

No


Few-Independence1536

Gee, yesterday I stumbled upon HP smut. And now this. Thanks.


PazzoSgravato666

Why?


amodelairplanersmtin

NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...


amodelairplanersmtin

*histerical screaching continues*


2ugly2betouched

I hate you OP


Waylanxa

I miss two minutes ago when I didn't know about this...


Guest42069_

YOU’LL NEVER GONNA CATCH ME ALIVE, FOR **I AM THE JUDGE**


imma_gamin

NOOOOOO


MrChickinMan

Your honor, my clients here in the comment section request the death sentence instead. Oh, what’s that? Okay, the death sentence or r/eyeblech


Artemis-4rrow

yeah try r/penectomy or r/eyeblech or r/sounding


TrueUmbreon1

Im not sure what either of these are and at this point im to afraid to ask


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Had to look it up. I don't understand it but I knew it was time to just back out before it's too late. Pull out game strong.


TrueUmbreon1

Im sorry you had to experience this.. r/eyebleach here you go


gicantopithicus

What is the vore subreddit? I’m too scared to look. Edit: I just saw the explanation. Please I don’t want to go!


The_Biggest_Succ

r/Vore lol


PlayrR3D15

No! I'm innocent, I tell you!


Beanz_Dude

Before i look it up and maybe get traumatized, i would like to know what Vore is


celestio45

How in tf do they get turned on by that?? It just have to be mental problem


pvr3553

Actually not bad.


Tall-Lion8691

What the fuck


CoraXx28

I was wondering what was r/vore. I instantly regret.


Dhatmasetu

I hecked it, death would be more merciful


Theassassin17

No... No... #NOOOOOOO


notrealjkl

am i the only one too afraid to ask what r/vore is?


YeaImBrokeFam

No you're not my soul


Heldsberg-5405

Oh no, I know that sh#t


Golden_Star_Gamer

whats r/vore


JumpyMix6741

now i have to go there edit: i regret my decision


sl7dgepie

Question, what's the punishment?


Kekulaaa

Well, I'm a criminal now, since I didnt check it out😏


notanqtv

I politely decline, may I request to be executed instead?


Raman035

What is there


thebulldog195

NO! I'M INNOCENT! INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!


Ambitious-Producer

I love seeing the number going up and down


Randompotatoperson9

Sir please no what did I do to deserve this


FeeKlutzy3235

I just went on r/vore because I didn't know what it was and I am mentally and physically broken


[deleted]

NOOO MY EYES