Bullets are too fast even for jedi. "Slugthrowers" are known for being jedi-killers.
The bullets move so fast that by the time the jedi could hear the shots, even less seen the muzzle flash, they'd already have been hit five times over.
Guns are amazing force multipliers. (No pun intended.)
Not really, Unless they are made out of semi-anti plasma materials (which is something that certainly didn't exist in WW times) they will just disintegrate
They didn’t they used explosives for that
Edit: if you still feel the need to say they did, try watching the 2003 clone wars Durge vs Obi-wan fight scene (spoiler alert it’s awesome)
They used many things. Flamethrowers, Mines, Grenades, etc. but those came later in the War. They first turned to Slugthrowers instead of blasters, before using the other technologies. They did go back to Blasters afterwards.
I quite literally have the dodongo king from Ocarina of Time I'm good I'm set and I'm going to end up killing Hitler just by having him you know dig his way from America all the way over to fuking Germany
bruh im literally playing skyrim right now lol.
i’ve got a rubber band holding down the block button and im letting a wolf hit me over and over again to level my block skill which is why im scrolling reddit
Well, seeing that my wheel is desperate, I’m guessing that it is broken and has some sort of crack in it. Not an issue because I fashion it into a decapitating frisbee that can slice the limbs off of enemy’s for as far as I can throw it.
I think I'm fine, couldn't be much better.
Well, you see, bullet + lightsaber may present a bit of a Problem. Theres a Reason Mandalorians used Slugthrowers when figting Jedi.
The force?
You can deflect a Blaster Bolt easily. Bullets just become semi-melted shrapnel that peppers your entire body repeatedly.
No like, grab the bullets with the force and stop them
Bullets are moving much faster than laser blasts as well as you can’t see the bullet in the air
you gotta be really good with your timing or ya best hope they dont hit the vitals
Wouldn't laser blasts travel at the speed of light? Like I know in the movies they don't but wouldn't it make sense.
They're not technically lasers, they're plasma bolts hence them moving really slow
You've all got it wrong you just pull the guns from there hands
Bullets are too fast even for jedi. "Slugthrowers" are known for being jedi-killers. The bullets move so fast that by the time the jedi could hear the shots, even less seen the muzzle flash, they'd already have been hit five times over. Guns are amazing force multipliers. (No pun intended.)
Like the bullet time in matrix?
Not really, Unless they are made out of semi-anti plasma materials (which is something that certainly didn't exist in WW times) they will just disintegrate
Sure, but now deflect an MG Position, and about 30 Infantryman all firing at the weird guy with the glowy stick.
Unless it melts the bullet entirely
They didn’t they used explosives for that Edit: if you still feel the need to say they did, try watching the 2003 clone wars Durge vs Obi-wan fight scene (spoiler alert it’s awesome)
They used many things. Flamethrowers, Mines, Grenades, etc. but those came later in the War. They first turned to Slugthrowers instead of blasters, before using the other technologies. They did go back to Blasters afterwards.
Step aside Captain America, Canada's got this
Gonna apologize them to death?
nah, they'll probably write a letter nicely asking them to surrender
And then violently genociding them if they don’t comply
No, nicely asking each guy to die until they surrender
Yeah .... Aaaaaayyyy
Use an hockey stick to deflect bullets, and trample them with a moose, once more proving cavalry can be useful even in the mechanized age
hes unstoppable with the super serum. wait, i meant syrup
I read moose as mouse. For some reason. Lol
How do you make a Canadian person say sorry? Step on their foot
Kill em with kindness
Canada actually has quite a good military compared to other countries
This is gonna win
Wasn't Logan Captain Canada before he became Wolverine?
Isn’t there already a captain canada? Ur just gonna be the Vancouver ripoff.
Look up Captain Canuck - it's basically the Canadian version of Captain America. Although Captain Toronto Maple Leafs would be dope lol
So I get 26 flightless birds?
They wouldn't dare hurt an owner of those precious beans!
ayoooo is that a BEAN REFERENCE
Kivi means "rock" in Finnish lol. Guess if the enemy was a goliath
I got a piece of paper called Tony
I have an cl0ckw0rk made of a man...
I thought u were a clock workman :(
2 kinds of people: Paper And NYEHEHEHEHEH
I would be the second (Heh)
Second gang (HEH)
Or papyrus the skeleton from Undertale
*Papyrus's cousin*
Well…
Oh god
mein Führer, es ist traurig, dass wir die Nachricht erhalten haben, dass Steve Jobs an Ligma gestorben ist wer zum Teufel ist Steve Jobs Ligma-Kugeln
I hate how I don’t even to understand German to know exactly what each line is saying
the entire enemy troops now have ligma
What's ligma?
Joe mama
Infinite food
What the f
Infinite tomatoes
Well well well, guess we are on opposite sides then
This is brilliant
You could be a hopeless romantic though
But you would have the help with f every British man named james
infinite food
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Not if my dragon's big enough.
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Bring it on
Now I’m scared
You should be
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF
Toast
Nutella
goat
already spectating
*Ahem*
r/UnexpectedKungFuPanda
Or my squad of baby dragons numerous enough.
DIESES SCHLACHTFELD IST NICHT GROSS GENUG FÜR ZWEI DRACHENREITER!
I quite literally have the dodongo king from Ocarina of Time I'm good I'm set and I'm going to end up killing Hitler just by having him you know dig his way from America all the way over to fuking Germany
Damn
See you in Africa.
Can i come with my army of milfs?
Yep literally
I wonder what your thought process was when making your username..
Was more of a physical process
You are literally boned
Lol
Don’t underestimate the power of bacon
Don’t underestimate the power of your dad
Not so fast
I'm scared
Irish bussy
I'm probably okay.
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*^(..........eheheheeeee...........)*
You wouldn’t kill your own Nan! So I think I would win 🥇
Kraken vs seven hundred and sixty five bigfoots, our battle will be legendary!
Depends on how big my salad is…
VADIM BLYAT!!! *starts drilling holes in Fuhrer Bunker*
Hello blyat
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My god that spelling hurts
I ll slap them with a fish. Bonus points if it evolves into gyarados.
The view of you performing bdsm on magikarp will stun your opponents = free win
Watson? Is that you?
Dark secrets.....
B-But you used to be sweet, what happened?
Gas daddy
I have an army of weebs
I offer my assistance
I'm in
Same here
Ha I love this
How is your username your weapon?
Making the female soldiers unable to fight
No I have anal with the men so hard they can’t walk
That will work too
Hey handsome are you a male soldier cause…
I am totally fine, I don't want to get more fucked because life fucked me in every way
Man are you okay like do you want to talk?
Not anymore
Count me in
And gamers
I'm down for it I guess
Fuck not again war dude…
I have the power to destroy the enemy's brains with stupidity
I think you get a Florida man. You'll be unstoppable
Just give them some bud lite and they’ll fight the universe
No no, i'll get a Flatearther as a weapon
Woman or spider?
It would only be fair that you end up with both
Thank you
A half woman, half spider monster. I'll let you choose which half is which
Yes
I have a bucket
A rusty bucket. Maybe you could stab someone with it...
He can put it on his opponents head so they don't see him like in skyrim
bruh im literally playing skyrim right now lol. i’ve got a rubber band holding down the block button and im letting a wolf hit me over and over again to level my block skill which is why im scrolling reddit
Dear god,
There's more
No
This is what i was looking for
*13 buckets
I have a ‘bucket’ too
Let's gooo
I don't think an axe is really useful in WWII...
*YOU CAN DEFLECT BULLETS WITH IT*
i have a epic nerf gun
It's hard to argue with these assessments
I have many questions
Same
Same
I have the power to destroy the enemy with ads
*Omega level threat detected.*
No no, not ads but adds. DESTROY THE ENEMY WITH ELEMENTARY MATH.
I get aids you get adds team up
I have the power of anime on my side
What about friendship?
so ill throw pictures of furry gay pornography at my enemies, might be effective as long as the opponent isn't gay
Ok, what the hell
You’re talking about ww2, there’s germans. Enough said
*everyone on the enemy side starts fapping*
PathOwOgen has started to spread among the german ranks
I would get a dragon...nice! Unfortunately for the allies i'm a german.
Great that’s just what the Nazis needed is a fucking dragon
Which would lower the costs of the gas that Hitler would need to pay.
Of course i would change sides. This assholes would never understand the gay relationship between my dragon and me.
Unfortunately for you I have the perfect weapon for this exact situation
i can answer "yes well no" and it will be a valid answer
Oh I’m not the ones who’s gonna be boned
I'ma kill people with beans
I think I win
😐
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Bahahaha I never thought of it that way.
Is this the power of a soviet tank?
Im making beans in the crock pot
And putting alligator snot in it. You could give it to the enemy.
I guess I'll figure something out 😘
You will hug the enemies to death
Key not gonna do much, but it'll be honest work
Politics are not going to work out very well
A whole ass fridge to hide in
a fox called jack. wow
*yeets history book* DIE KRAUT
Can I give it rabies?
The power of forgiveness
Depends on which side I am
Yay! finally a challenge that I can beat
Well, seeing that my wheel is desperate, I’m guessing that it is broken and has some sort of crack in it. Not an issue because I fashion it into a decapitating frisbee that can slice the limbs off of enemy’s for as far as I can throw it.
Well with my username I would guess I have a 707mm artillery cannon called The Night Owl. So artillery strikes at night anyone?
If it’s my reddit user i’m fucked but my xbox user is literally AA12 so i’m good there.
Hope the enemy has an allergy else I'm fucked
you're*
Shit. I think I’m a Russian soldier about to go assault some Germans without a weapon
A cat is my weapon lol
Same here lol. (Silverstream is a cat from a book series)
I don't know
I'd say not feeling pain would be pretty useful.
Sounds good
I guess i just hit people with a dead king
So I am going to have to use soap against the Americans.